Ling Ke looked at Qi Feng with an inquiring face, could this kind of thing not be serious? They are "straight men"! What if we can't get each other to bend
... Although he is quite happy with this ending, he has to look dignified and watertight on the surface!
Looking at Ling Ke's expression, Qi Feng wanted to laugh but dared not laugh, so he became serious.
Ling Ke lowered his head and wrote the first item under the title—[playing the other party's boyfriend when one party is in need, including but not limited to holding hands, hugging... ]
After writing "Hug", Ling Ke immediately drew a semicolon and moved to the next line.
Qi Feng pondered for a while what does "including but not limited to" mean...
It seems to say, including but not only these, so besides holding hands and hugging, Ling Ke agrees to do more
Ling Ke raised his head and looked at Qi Feng. He didn't see any dissatisfaction or objection from the other party, so he continued to the next question: "I've never been in a relationship, and I don't know what couples interact with. Do you have any suggestions?"
Qi Feng twitched the corners of his mouth, and was forced to answer in the same serious tone: "I haven't talked about it before, but I think we can start with the simplest things, such as saying good morning and night to each other... As for dating or something, let's do it by chance. ."
"Oh." Ling Ke lowered his head and finished writing the second article, and asked again, "Can Gao Junfei and Xie Qibao know about this?"
Qi Feng swallowed his saliva unnaturally, and said, "Don't do it, there are so many people, since you have decided to act, you need to act more truthfully. If it is not a last resort, only the two of us will know, otherwise, who will accidentally keep the secret? It leaked and our efforts were all in vain."
"Okay..." Ling Ke nodded, "but I don't think it's necessary to be too obvious in public."
"Okay, don't show affection," Qi Feng said, suddenly thinking of something, and said, "By the way, there is one more point... Then what..."
"...?" Ling Ke looked at him suspiciously.
"Since it's a couple, let's be gay to a certain extent. Well, that's just a joke between ordinary straight men. We have to restrain ourselves..."
Qi Feng's description was extremely laborious, but Ling Ke still got his point, that is, stop playing hooligans to other boys.
To be honest, Ling Ke was relieved by this requirement. It would be a test for him to continue to treat all straight men equally.
And then again, he was gay in the first place. If he really wants to be a couple, he can act in his true colors. It's ridiculous to have such a code of conduct, but the problem is that he has to pretend to be gay on the basis of pretending to be a straight man. Play on top of the play, this is the real challenge.
But he couldn't help it, he made his own death, and he had to perform on his knees.
After Ling Ke bit the bullet and finished writing the fifth article, he heard Qi Feng say again: "If you really want to do something self-sacrifice, I will compensate you additionally."
"Self-sacrifice... What do you mean?" Ling Ke asked.
"For example, as mentioned earlier, kissing and so on..."
"..." Ling Ke wrote while frowning, thinking, what kind of sacrifice is this, he can accept more... Hehe.
He immediately restrained his unrestrained brain activities, and asked a question from the perspective of a straight man: "What if I meet someone I like one day and don't want to continue acting with you?"
Qi Feng was stunned when he heard the words, his eyes flickered, and he said, "I will help the person you like to clarify the matter of us pretending to be lovers."
Ling Ke said, "Well, so do I." Maybe Qi Feng would never need to do this.
In this way, the two wrote a "Code of Conduct" that was both an agreement and a requirement with an attitude of exploring academic research—
1. Acting as the boyfriend of the other party when in need, including but not limited to holding hands and hugging;
2. Appropriately carry out the interaction between couples and cultivate a sense of tacit understanding;
3. Do not deliberately show affection in public;
4. In order to ensure the authenticity of the performance, it is not necessary to confess the truth to a third party;
5. After pretending to be a couple, both parties formally abide by the moral values of a real couple, and do not engage in ambiguous behaviors with other straight men;
6. Every time a performance is formally performed, the beneficiary is obliged to make spiritual or material compensation to the victim, including but not limited to inviting meals and giving gifts;
7. When one party decides to develop their own relationship, the other party must come forward to clarify the behavior of pretending to be a couple, and the code of conduct will automatically become invalid at that time;
8. For the first time, the client promises to owe the client a favor, and can realize the client's wish, which is valid for life;
Nine, to be added.
First time client: Qi Feng
Performers: Qi Feng, Ling Ke
After signing the name, Ling Ke breathed a sigh of relief as if he had completed a major task.
Qi Feng also relaxed his tense spirit. After spending more than two months together, he realized that Ling was a serious and rigorous person, but it was only today that he completely felt how terrifying Ling Ke's strictness was.
But because of this, Qi Feng is very reassured about the other party - as long as Ling Ke decides to do something, he will implement it meticulously, and never take a perfunctory or joking attitude.
He seemed to have finally grasped the beloved toy in his hand, and was full of anticipation for the days to come.
***
Since there is no need to be too exaggerated on weekdays, the next few days between the two are no different from the past, but Qi Feng's so-called "actually acting" couple interaction has subtly infiltrated each other's lives.
For example, Qi Feng insisted on buying breakfast for Ling Ke, claiming that it was the minimum compensation and gratitude to Ling Ke for agreeing to play the role of a couple. In addition, the two also occasionally went out for shopping and dinner...
After a period of time, the attentive masses began to slowly discover these details, and they posted on the school forum one after another to expose—
"Has anyone found out that the school grass buys breakfast for his classmate named Ling Ke every day? 》
The content of the text is as in the title, and the accompanying picture is a photo of Qi Feng swiping his card to buy two egg cakes.
1L replied: "It turns out I'm not the only one who saw this scene..."
2L replied: "Hey, aren't they the same-sex couple recognized by our school now? What's wrong with buying breakfast for my boyfriend? [Funny]"
3L replied: "It's hard to say, after all, I haven't publicly admitted it..."
4L replied: "Don't be the old 'that', 'that', Ling is the department grass of our journalism school! It's also a grass on campus, okay!"
5L replied: "That's right, I saw them at school several times recently. At first, I didn't have any feelings for Ling Ke. Recently, the more I look at him, the more attractive he is. I've switched from being a fan of Qifeng to Lingke."
6L replied: "Fan Ling can +1, I like this kind of high-cold abstinence boy! [crying]"
7L replied: "Last night, my best friend and I also saw them walking near Wild Duck Lake, holding hands... ˊ_>ˋ "
8L replied: "I'm asking for pictures upstairs! No pictures, no truth!"
9L replied: "I'm 7L. It was too dark at the time, so I couldn't take pictures at all. The flash will be found... I'm sorry, sorry."
10L replied: "7L, you are not alone! My boyfriend and I went to the movies last weekend and saw the legendary school grasses Qi Feng and Ling Ke at the entrance of the cinema! At that time, they were buying meat skewers from the barbecue stall at the entrance of the cinema. , Qi Feng was feeding Ling Kechi with a meat skewer in his own hands, but unfortunately my boyfriend and I were about to start the movie, and my boyfriend dragged me away after a quick glance! [crying] I didn't know the movie for the first 20 minutes. What did you put in? My mind is full of the scene of them feeding the meat skewers. I want to rush out and take a look again. I'm really not a rotten girl..."
11L replied: "10L I sense your excitement, calm down... -_-#"
…
For this kind of post, CP fans are self-promoting, unable to make waves, and passers-by who eat melons laugh and don't take it seriously, so even if someone finds something wrong, everything seems to be calm.
As for Sun Man, who had been infatuated with Qi Feng for many years, this time, he seemed to really believe the "frankness" of his crush and never appeared in front of them again.
***
By the end of November, most of the semester has passed.
The news interview class assigned a practical assignment, requiring students to form a team to conduct a group interview and write an interview draft as the final assignment.
Taking advantage of the early hours, motivated students began to form teams to do tasks.
The so-called "matching men and women, work is not tiring", there are more women than men in the class, the boys' dormitory group of four who had a good relationship was split up in twos and threes, and joined the large group of girls, even the four people in the 412 dormitory did not. be spared.
In this case, Qi Feng and Ling Ke are naturally in demand.
In order to distribute "resources" evenly, some girls even suggested in the group that Qi Feng and Ling Ke should go to different groups.
In this regard, Qi Feng firmly vetoed: "No, Ling Ke and I must be together."
A girl asked, "Why?"
Gao Junfei: "Because Qi Feng hasn't weaned yet."
There was a burst of laughter in the group, Ling Ke noticed the ridicule of his classmates later, and sent a string of ellipses to express his speechlessness, but he did not refute Qi Feng's insistence.
The girls had no choice but to use a lottery to decide who was the lucky four. Finally, the 207 dormitory where Zhang Wenqin, the secretary of the league branch, was hired by the two handsome guys.
For this rare opportunity, the four girls were very excited, and they all came up with ideas to create more time to spend with handsome guys.
It's not their fault. In the university, apart from the professional courses they took together, everyone took their own courses, so even though they were in the same class, they didn't spend much time with Qi Feng and Ling Ke, not to mention the two In order to avoid suitors, people almost always run away after class.
After discussion, a group of scheming girls set an interview topic on "the travel psychology of poor youth". They not only needed to find time to leave school to experience a poor travel, but also had to stay overnight at least.
The minority obeys the majority, and the weak Qi Feng and Ling Ke can only nod their heads in agreement with the girls' decision.
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[Interlude]
One day, Qi Feng and Ling Ke were walking near Wild Duck Lake.
Taking advantage of the dark moon and the wind and the silence of the night, Qi Feng quietly held Ling Ke's hand and said in a grand voice, "Practice."
Ling Ke: "…"
Qi Feng's hands were warm, and the palms were a little bigger than his, which made Ling Ke immersed in this romantic atmosphere, and his heart beat faster...
But... it's okay to shake hands, can you not hold me with your fingers crossed? It's a fucking shame to be in such close contact! (/////)