It’s also Friday, the fifth week of school, May 28th.
During the talisman class that day, Teacher Pan announced a magical thing to the class.
Teacher Pan stood on the podium, pushed up his glasses, and said somewhat mysteriously: "Students, after careful consideration by the superior department, and in order to cooperate with the city government in strengthening the publicity of women's anti-wolf education. We were originally scheduled to conduct military training in the second year of high school. The plan will be carried out in advance. A five-day military training activity is scheduled to be held at the Xiuzhen Military Base in Songhai City in the middle of next month."
After listening to Teacher Pan’s words, the whole class immediately became excited...
Whether you are a boy or a girl, you must be happy when you hear the word military training. Because during the military training days, the school will not assign homework! However, as students in the elite class of No. 60 Middle School, the students in Class 1 and Class 3, who knew very well that Teacher Pan was urinary, did not show much joy.
Because for Teacher Pan, since it is homework... no matter how much it is, it must be made up! Wang Ling's group of people who went to No. 59 Middle School to participate in the exchange meeting are the best examples.
And just when the whole class started a new round of discussion on the topic, three people silently covered their faces.
Chen Chao covered his face because he was crying with joy. As a passionate sports nerd, Chen Chao felt that it was finally time to put his talents to use!
Wang Ling covered his face because he didn't expect that group activities would start again so soon! He vaguely remembered... the last time he went to No. 59 Middle School, Zhuo Yi picked up Secretary Dakang's two hairy legs. Every time he thought about this, Wang Ling felt a pain in his head. After all, for Wang Ling, group activities are the beginning of everything...
The last person to cover his face was Little Peanut. That's because Little Peanut heard the patriarch Yu, who was in his third year of high school, say that the school requires a physical examination before military training. The school needs to understand the specific physical fitness of the students in order to cooperate with the military training base to formulate a scientific military training plan...
When the whole class returned to silence under Teacher Pan's gaze, Teacher Pan cleared her throat and continued: "Classes are suspended this afternoon. Classmate Sun Rong will lead our girls. Classmate Chen Chao will lead the boys. , go to the infirmary on the third floor for a physical examination. Everyone must go. If there is no special reason, students who do not go will have to go home and add two papers for their homework."
Hearing this, Little Peanut silently retracted the hand that he had just stretched out...
Wang Ling: "..." Sure enough, compared to physical examinations, homework at home is the real source of all evil!
Growing up, Wang Ling rarely participated in physical examinations.
Because with the physical quality of his sanctified body, there is no need for a physical examination at all!
For cultivators, as a student of Foundation Establishment High School, the physical fitness during the Foundation Establishment period is of course much higher than that of ordinary people...
Wang Ling always felt that the school's unilateral physical examination had no substantive effect. In other words, the so-called inspections are not carried out where inspections should be carried out, and the places where inspections should not be carried out are carried out indiscriminately. Wang Ling felt that what the old aunts in the infirmary really cared about was not the physical fitness of the students, but simply wanted to see a certain aspect of their development...
Therefore, Wang Ling, like Little Peanut, had a headache about the physical examination.
However, the reason is exactly the opposite of Little Peanut...
Little Peanut feels that he is too young and has not reached the level of a normal boy and will be laughed at...
Wang Ling felt that he was too big, far beyond the level of normal boys, and would attract attention and attention...
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In the afternoon, there was a long queue at the door of the infirmary. Chen Chao brought all the boys from the first and third classes of high school there, and the boys were the first to undergo a physical examination.
Just as Wang Ling had foreseen at the beginning, there was a short old aunt standing at the door of the infirmary. She was a little hunchbacked. She was wearing a white coat and a pair of enigmatic reading glasses, and her eyes were like Searchlights seemed to be patrolling the crowd: "Please be quiet and don't make any noise. Wait for Dr. Song to give you a physical examination."
Doctor Song
Wang Ling always felt that this title seemed a bit familiar, so he secretly took a look inside... Damn it, this Dr. Song is Lie Mengmeng!
At this moment, Lie Mengmeng was wearing white gloves with a expressionless face, applying some lubricant on her middle finger, and checking the health of Huantinghua for a boy...
Wang Ling: "..."
Someone heard a boy screaming inside, and couldn't help but ask in the team: "What the hell!? Won't everyone have to do it again?"
The old aunt standing at the door to maintain order showed a "kind" smile: "This project is just a sampling test, and two cases will be selected in each class."
Then, the old aunt took a pamphlet and took a look at it: "The classmates in charge of random inspections in class 1 and 3 of your senior high school are Chen Chao and Guo Hao. Are these two classmates here?"
Chen Chao and Guo Erdan couldn't help but tremble: "..."
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Soon, all the boys from the previous class were inspected, and it was finally the turn of Class 1 and Class 3.
Led by Chen Chao and Guo Hao, the two classmates in charge of random inspections, a group of boys entered the infirmary one after another. There was a strong smell of disinfectant inside.
Lie Mengmeng's expression finally changed when she saw Wang Ling, and then she quickly regained her composure and put on the evil white gloves. He pointed to the small bed in front of Chen Chao and Guo Hao: "You two, take off your pants and lie down there, and then... open them yourself."
The two people nodded fearfully and walked over. Lie Mengmeng closed the curtain after the two of them were in place.
Through the shadow of the curtain, everyone saw Lie Mengmeng's next move...
Immediately afterwards, Chen Chao's painful and shrill screams came from within the curtain.
Little Peanut was so scared that he covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look directly...
Wang Ling couldn't help but sigh in his heart: In ancient times, across the river, people were singing about the flowers in the backyard, but now, people are standing across the curtain to watch and poke the chrysanthemums...
Soon, Chen Chao finished monitoring and tiptoed out from the side of the curtain, covering his buttocks. Several boys in the class snickered on the side.
"Is it so painful?" The boy who had something good to say patted Chen Chao on the shoulder.
Chen Chao glared at the boy and responded with a "you can do it, you go ahead" expression...
At this moment, everyone saw that inside the curtain, Lie Mengmeng had put on a new pair of white gloves and applied lubricant on them.
But this time, the screams that everyone expected did not come...
It can only be said that as a Wubi legend, Master Erdan is worthy of being Master Erdan. He immediately questioned Lie Mengmeng’s level and ability with a professional eye.
Inside the curtain, Guo Erdan sighed: "You can get hurt easily like this!"
Everyone: "..." Damn it! ? Why are you so familiar!
Guo Erdan: "Are you an intern? Let me teach you!"
Wang Ling: "..."
As an ordinary person, facing a cultivator in the foundation building stage. Lie Mengmeng's thin body, Lie Mengmeng was already crying: Damn it! It’s really hard to make extra money these days!
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Note: For Wubiliu jokes, please see Chapter 95 of the novel...
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