June 1st, Tuesday of the sixth week of school.
This day happened to be Children's Day. When Wang Ling went to school, he noticed that there were many naughty children on the street because of the Children's Day holiday.
When he came to the class in the morning, Master Erdan had already finished copying his homework. Then he sat there in a dress and touched his beard, and began to lament that time is not forgiving: "... Hey, I am getting old! I am getting old! Even children There are no more knots! Do you know that according to the latest age classification table issued by the United Nations of Cultivation, at our age... we have already entered a mid-life crisis!"
When he said this, Chen Chao started to feel a little sad for no reason. He feels that he actually looks quite sunny and not very old-fashioned. Because he is obsessed with fitness and sports every day, he also has tendons that make boys envious.
Sexy muscles and lines will add points to a boy’s temperament!
But even so, when he was taking the subway this morning, he was still called: Uncle! by a cute young lady of four or five years old!
uncle…
At that time, Chen Chao's heart was like a thunderbolt. The whole person was scorched by electricity!
This feeling is as bad as if your girlfriend grabbed your lapel and asked you seriously who you should save first if you and your mother fell into the water at the same time! Uncle, your sister! At the very least...you have to call me brother!
After Chen Chao reacted, he felt that this metaphor was not appropriate...
Because he doesn't have a girlfriend at all!
So, that’s it…
The mid-life crisis duo Chen Chao and Erdan Master, who thought they were "senior", had been depressed about this incident all morning.
Speaking of Chen Chao's muscles, Wang Ling also touched his belly quietly.
Well... soft and very elastic.
Wang Ling analyzed the reason for the fat in his belly.
Mainly because the limited edition beef ramen flavored crispy noodles that the old man brought from Tianhe South are so delicious! He couldn't help but eat a box of it one night...
And this is the price you pay for not having restraint!
But many young people nowadays don't know how to be moderate... Wang Ling felt that he was actually a typical example.
He doesn't need to eat, but there are times when he is hungry.
Most people don’t understand the world of foodies!
But Wang Ling doesn't have to worry about gaining weight. The extra fat on his body can be shaved off when he gets back... This is why Wang Ling can't gain weight.
You cannot resist gaining weight, and sometimes you will gain weight if you are not careful.
Wang Ling has always felt that there are two types of people in school who are very similar and can be classified as "bitch" at the same time...
First, the top academics who say they failed the exam after they finish the exam.
And the second thing is... the skinny guy who claims every day that he doesn't get fat no matter how much he eats!
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At two o'clock in the afternoon, it was supposed to be the time for physical education class, and everyone was preparing to run to the playground to breathe fresh air. However, the physical education teacher himself appeared at the door of the class. With the bitter and resentful expression on his face, everyone immediately knew that today's physical education class would probably be gone again!
Teacher Pan's chemistry class, Teacher Han Meimei's English class, Teacher Lu Ziming's math class... No one dares to occupy these classes, and once there is any school celebration event in the school, most of the time taken up is the physical education class.
So in school, the first person to be unlucky is definitely the PE teacher!
Physical education teacher Ye Han has naturally curly blond hair and is quite tall. Moreover, Wang Ling also learned from reading his memory that Teacher Ye had a special hobby, which was to put a towel between his legs and then rub it back and forth repeatedly with one end in each hand. It is said that this move is the famous move of Herrington, the legendary father of sports philosophy. It has the magical effect of strengthening muscles and bones and keeping blood vessels flowing!
Teacher Ye has always kept a low profile at school. I never compete with other teachers for classes... As long as there is a need for physical education classes, just go to him! This is what is called, honest people are always easily bullied...
No. 60 Middle School accepted the advertisement for Muxianbao, and Principal Chen told them to ask the head teachers of each class to play lecture videos in class to promote Muxianbao.
With Teacher Pan's personality, of course she doesn't want to take up her own class time. So... Teacher Ye is out of luck.
Teacher Ye stood on the podium and put down the blueprint in his hand with some helplessness. Today, he originally planned to give the children in the class a one-kilometer test... If they didn't run within ten seconds, they all failed!
There are only fifteen students in Grade 1 and Grade 3, and it would not take much time to take all the tests. However, Teacher Pan still found him and asked him to play an educational lecture video provided by "Moxianbao" in the physical education class.
"Students, you have to understand teacher, I am also very helpless."
Teacher Ye was complaining on the podium, and the boys were complaining under the podium... Only Little Peanut took the opportunity to take out his homework with an indifferent expression and quickly started doing it.
This is the reason why little Peanut doesn’t bring his homework home every time after school, because he has finished all his homework during class time!
Teacher Ye used the classroom projector to play what Muxianbao calls an educational video, which is a program similar to an educational lecture. The elite class students here are already familiar with the program routines of this type of private training agency... A program like this will definitely start to promote the agency's peripheral products in the middle or last few minutes of the program.
As expected, when the program came to an end, the female host on the stage suddenly said loudly: "Next, let us applaud the learning captain from Muxianbao who recommends a learning aid product to us."
A fat man with a five-stripe logo on his shoulder appeared on the screen. In terms of body shape, he was a bit thicker than Master Erdan, and his appearance was unattractive, but everyone knew this fat man! —This is Tan Jiaming, who was the top scorer in last year’s college entrance examination. With a super high score of 197,000, he was admitted to the prestigious 211 Cultivation Key School! He was given the nickname, Captain of the Five Stripes Brigade!
The news media at that time all booed because this person directly received 3 super elixirs subsidized by the government! A total of 3 super spiritual pills, this is definitely a god-like subsidy. And it is said that the captain only took one of them and already broke through to the middle stage of the golden elixir...
The captain stood on the podium and shared the secret of his study. Then he had a flash of inspiration and conjured up a bottle of potion. Then he pinched it with two fingers and made a big scissor hand gesture to the camera: "It !Membrane Fairy Water! It’s my secret to learning!”
Wang Ling immediately knew that this was definitely the bottle of mutant potion! Moreover, when Wang Ling looked up, he was surprised to find that... this potion had actually been improved! This color was clearly black before, but now it’s actually colorful!
And the scariest thing is that, right after the team leader’s sales pitch, the female host on the podium presented a certificate jointly authenticated by four experts!
These are the four experts who are said to be at the Beidou level of Mount Taishan in the health care product industry!
The ever-changing miracle doctor Liu Hongbin…
Diabetes expert Li Chiming…
Rheumatism Supreme Wang Zhijin…
Gao Zhenzhong, the emperor of medicine for kidney deficiency...
Wang Ling: "..."
(End of chapter)