Although Loopy Ha himself had no intention of killing these two people, since he broke into the Wang family villa privately and tried to plot something evil... If the young master Ling knew about it, he would definitely be unhappy. It has no interest in the souls of the two people, and it doesn't want the two people to leave alive, so it is best to leave it to the two spirits of pen and eraser.
These two people are completely unable to move now, and they have no idea what the two muscular brothers behind them are going to do to them. They were scared to death, but unfortunately, the breath freezing technique was so powerful that even their corpus cavernosum was frozen...
Both of their bodies couldn't stop shaking.
Pen: "Are you going to kill them?"
Eraser: "Forget it, the little master will be unhappy with the blood splattering all over the room."
Well, there's only one way left...
The two muscular brothers looked at the toilet in Wang Ling's bedroom at the same time, and then escorted them to the toilet.
Pen: "You're lucky, our little master likes to be clean, so I won't let you see blood today..."
The two monks from Muxian Castle were shocked: "What do you want to do?"
Haha, what are you doing
The rubber spirit rubbed his fists, opened the toilet lid, then grabbed one of the people's feet and threw him upside down, stuffing the whole person into the toilet, and finally quickly pressed the flush button, accompanied by a sound of water rushing. , the person was sucked in directly and disappeared...
This toilet was also enlightened by Wang Ling. It leads to an alien space. No one knows where it leads. But in theory, once flushed down the toilet... these two people have essentially disappeared from the world.
Another Monk Immortal Castle monk was so shocked that he was sweating: "You..."
The rubber spirit kicked his foot on the toilet seat and pointed at the toilet condescendingly: "Are you going in by yourself, or am I going to throw you in?"
Monk from Muxian Castle: "..."
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There was actually quite a lot going on on Thursday. When Wang Ling came to class in the morning, Little Peanut was handing out school notices with a bitter look on his face.
"What is this?" Guo Erdan stared at the gray-yellow school-printed professional paper.
This is a pre-military training notice in the middle of the month, which marks some items and precautions that need to be carried during the military training. Everyone's eyes followed the notice line by line, and soon, all the boys in the class burst into painful screams.
"Holy shit! Do you have to shave your head for military training?" Chen Chao quit. He managed to grow short bangs. It would be a pity to just cut them off with a knife! And...why do girls get special treatment
Chen Chao feels that this is serious gender discrimination!
Amidst the murmurings, Master Erdan said indifferently: "Please calm down for a moment... don't say anything sexist. Let me ask you, is the bangs more important, or the teapot?"
The boys thought for a while and stopped talking...
Seeing that everyone around him was quiet, Guo Erdan nodded with satisfaction: "That's right... In fact, it's good to have a short haircut. It's summer in Songhai City and the weather is hot. It's cool to shave your head! I remember back then, I also had a haircut. I have bangs, but then I thought about it carefully, and it actually doesn’t matter whether I have bangs or not. After all, I rely on my talent to get around in the world!"
Hearing this, the boys in the class suddenly thought of something for some reason: He was once a king. Later, I said forget it...
"..." Wang Ling felt that Guo Erdan was hopelessly thick-skinned.
Getting a haircut was not an unfamiliar thing to Wang Ling, and coincidentally, Wang Ling had bangs before. In addition, Wang Ling can stimulate the scalp to grow hair quickly by regulating the spiritual power in the body.
This technique focuses on the stable control of spiritual power and the precise positioning after inner vision. Generally, cultivators at the Golden Core stage can actually do this. However, after Wang Ling used this technique, his hair growth rate was much higher than that of ordinary people.
There was a time when Wang Ling was obsessed with creating various hairstyles, but later Wang Ling figured it out.
In fact, hairstyle is not the main thing, good appearance is the key...
So when Wang Ling was a child, he simply kept his position short.
In fact, to Wang Ling personally, his hair doesn't matter. He looks handsome no matter what hair he wears.
Wang Ling looked at the notice and touched his hair.
Well... As far as the regular haircut for military training is concerned, my hair seems a bit longer now.
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After school, Wang Ling went to a small affordable barber shop alone. This shop is relatively small, but the environment and facilities are pretty good, and it specializes in cutting hair for students.
Of course, there are many other medium-sized or even large-scale barber shops operating next to this affordable barber shop, but Wang Ling feels that a haircut in those places is too expensive, and he can't afford it with his monthly pocket money... It's just for military training. It’s just an inch, it’s the same wherever you go, right
With this thought in mind, Wang Ling walked into the "Alice's" barber shop.
As soon as he entered the door, Wang Ling heard the roar of the hair dryer.
The boss was a middle-aged man with slicked-back hair, a bit of Mediterranean hair on his head, some fat on his fat face, and wearing a pair of small wire glasses. When Wang Ling came in, he immediately put on a smile on his face: "Handsome guy, are you there? A royal barber?"
Wang Ling was silent and shook his head.
The boss's eyes lit up, and he suddenly felt that his opportunity had come: "Handsome guy, what are you talking about? We have a special barber with a price of 30 yuan, a director barber with a price of 60 yuan, and a chief barber with a price of 150 yuan... As long as you are with us If you deposit 500 yuan in the store to get a card, you can enjoy the chief barber’s haircut service at a discount, and you can get a haircut for only 15 yuan!”
Wang Ling shook his head again and looked around, finally landing on a young man.
The young man was working on a hairdresser with a yellow airplane head, and the two of them were gathered around an aunt, perming her hair.
"...Who is this person?" Wang Ling's voice rang out from the boss's mind, and the boss was startled.
But soon, the boss quickly regained his composure.
His shop is rarely visited by cultivators, and more ordinary people. Even students from foundation-building universities go to the large and medium-sized chain barber shop next door... Therefore, Wang Ling's appearance surprised the boss.
They say cultivators are rich! The kind that doesn't take worldly money seriously at all, and spends money like water... even recharging several million for a phone bill! Did you pick up a "fat sheep"
The boss was delighted and quickly explained: "This little brother is a new apprentice in our shop, but no customer has dared to cut his wig... Now I have to let him practice cutting wigs first. If the handsome guy is willing to apply for a card , I’ll let this apprentice’s master, Master Kevin, give you a haircut! This is the number one barber in our shop!”
Do you want money
Wang Ling raised his eyebrows and asked via voice transmission.
"Handsome guy just needs to apply for a card, and Master Kevin can get a haircut for only 15 yuan..."
Wang Ling shook his head, looked at the young man, and said again: "I'm talking about him..."
The boss was stunned for a moment, feeling that the situation was a little bad: "Well, he is an apprentice... free of charge."
Wang Ling nodded, then pointed at the young man—that was him!
boss:"… "
Before "The Daily Life of the Immortal King", Ku Xuanjun had prepared a funny food novel originally titled: "Drink This Bowl of Soul-Soothing Soup", but it was picked up by a comic company before the novel was released. Therefore, at that time, the original plan to sign a contract with Qidian was canceled and the book "The Daily Life of the Immortal King" was released instead. After half a year, this gourmet novel has finally been confirmed as a comic in cooperation with "Shanghai Gripen Interactive Entertainment Technology Co., Ltd.", and will be directly written and written by Ku Xuanjun~ Please look forward to the comic being released~
The novel "Drink This Bowl of Soul-Soothing Soup" (comic title to be determined), summary: Huang He, the former cooking god, took his sister-in-law to find Jesus, and the Emperor of Heaven expressed a headache! Flowers in heaven still need nutrients to grow. What can we do about this? As a result, the new God of Cooking, Ji Ming, was selected from the lower world by the Emperor of Heaven to become a new generation of God of Cooking. This is a funny daily food story about a mortal chef god and a group of second-generation gods... (You can see the key content of this novel in the related works)
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