In order to maintain his low-key style in the chat group, the online avatar Wang Ling chose was actually very old-school. It was a man holding a cigarette and wearing a black hat. His skin was as white as a monster. There was also a layer of classicism added to the avatar. filter.
From the perspective of the current development of the times, this is a non-mainstream...
Wang Ling took a breath... He thought he had kept a low profile enough, but he didn't expect to attract General Yi's attention.
For the first time, Wang Ling felt that he had completely miscalculated.
He was wary of so many people, but he never expected that the person he should be wary of the most was right next to him.
Moreover, General Yi's acumen could be said to be completely beyond Wang Ling's imagination.
"The reason why I am interested in this person is purely from the avatar." General Yi pinched his mustache and said: "In my circle of friends, there are many friends who like to disguise their identities and tease the younger generation. They use The method is almost the same, which is to choose a silly-looking avatar and match it with a screen name that sounds silly to hide your identity."
Wang Ling: "..."
General Yi: "Think of this as a little common sense I've given you. If you go online in the future, don't judge other people's identities just by their avatars and online names. Maybe these people are big bosses behind their backs. Maybe. For example, I had a name before, called: Flowers Blooming Undefeated, Brother's Attitude."
Wang Ling: "..."
"If you meet someone who seems to be a big boss, don't rush to please him. This will have the opposite effect."
General Yi said very seriously: "In this case, the most ideal way is... to give Mo Mo a membership fee of ten yuan first!"
“…”
After about ten minutes, General Yi's chatter finally subsided.
"Don't dislike me for being verbose. What I'm teaching you are all modern cultivation communication skills. As long as you can firmly grasp these skills, becoming an immortal is not a dream." General Yi said: "Like before, I knew a man named Song This junior, somehow got into a cultivation chat group, and in just five months, his realm has improved by leaps and bounds, and he has been transformed. So these are not my lies, they are all based on cases!"
Wang Ling: "..."
The topic ended, and the underground space fell silent for a moment.
I was speechless for a long time…
Finally, it was General Yi who broke the silence: "I already feel that the demon can no longer hold it any longer, and the turning formation is about to be activated. After that, as long as we successfully launch the Five Elements Formation, we can ensure that the demon cannot escape with any other magic weapons. Boil a frog in warm water and kill him!"
"..." Wang Ling was shocked again.
Boil the frog in warm water…
This General Yi actually even had the same idea of attacking the old devil!
"Previously, I made an agreement with the hundred instructors from the outside world to throw a cup as a sign. As soon as I throw a cup, as long as they hear it, they will immediately take action at the same time."
I don’t know why, but when talking about this cup-breaking action, General Yi’s calm face actually turned a little red, and he seemed a little excited: “The inspiration for this cup-breaking action is the Cai Cai in the chat group. The inspiration given to me by Master Lian..."
Wang Ling looked at General Yi, gazing deeply in thought. All plans now show that the old devil has been completely fooled. If General Yi's plan goes smoothly, this devil who is feared and feared by everyone in Hua Xiu Kingdom will draw the fate of his life today. The final full stop.
But will the plan really go so smoothly
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…
In the underground space on the other side, all preparations for the operation of the formation have been completed.
Now as long as enough spiritual power is injected into the formation to activate the formation, this turning technique can drive the formation to activate smoothly.
But just before this last step, the old devil hesitated. He stood in front of the formation and held his chin in thought, but did not take action.
In the face of the stone ghost, Jiang Liuyue asked: "What's wrong with Lord Demon Lord?"
The old devil couldn't help but frown: "I feel that something is wrong..."
First of all, he discovered that the gate to another world did not land smoothly. He was concentrating on arranging the formation before and was not distracted to care about what happened to the gate to other world.
The only thing the old devil can be sure of is that in this small world, without the ten founding generals coming together to close the door, no one can close the door on their own...
Therefore, he attributed the situation at the Gate to Another World to the lack of demonic power.
But before, I had sacrificed a demon spirit that had lost ten stages of void refining. Why was this demon power still not enough
The old devil's heart is very tangled right now...
But except for this incident, everything is going very smoothly now.
From the moment he entered the small world, to opening up an underground space to lay out formations, there was no obstruction at all.
"You don't know, I was actually tricked by my wife once before, and the situation at that time was somewhat similar to now. At that time, I was preparing to organize the Guapi Army to occupy the Huaxiu Kingdom Palace, but I didn't expect that Yi Jian Old man Chuan Na used an empty city strategy on me, and my entire army was wiped out in an instant."
The old devil frowned and said: "Actually, before the attack on the city, I had discovered some clues and planned to cancel the plan. But my stupid wife was stunned and asked me to give it a go, which finally made me embarrassed. Unbearable."
Jiang Liuyue was also surprised: "...So Lord Demon Lord thinks this is a trap?"
"Most likely."
The old devil said: "Like the previous siege incident, before the attack on the palace, all the plans were carried out smoothly. There was not a single stumbling block. And the same is true this time... except that there was something wrong with the gate to the other world. Surprisingly, the rest of the development trend went too smoothly. This is a small world arranged by the old man Yi Jianchuan. He knows me inside and out. I have been in the small world for so long, but he has not taken any action? "
"And now that I think about it carefully, the way to obtain this skeleton is a bit too easy, as if it was prepared for me in advance..."
Jiang Liuyue: "Is it possible that Lord Demon Lord is overthinking?"
Staring at the glowing ancient powerful skeleton in front of him, the old devil sighed slightly: "I hope so... But the hundreds of people outside make me feel uneasy. If they join forces to set up a large magic circle, even if I It’s also hard to escape.”
Jiang Liuyue shook her head: "This junior feels that Lord Demon Lord is overthinking. Lord Demon Lord is only one step away from being completely reborn. As long as he borrows his own body to be reborn, who in this world can do anything to Lord Demon Lord?"
The old devil thought carefully about Jiang Liuyue's words, and finally nodded: "That's right...wealth is gained through danger, but I seem a little timid."
As he spoke, a spiritual light emerged from the old devil's fingertips, and a vigorous spiritual power spread and enveloped the skeleton.
The turning formation is activated.
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…
At the same time, in the underground space on the other side, General Yi received the signal to activate the old devil's formation almost instantly.
"It's been more than a thousand years... The thunder I planted in my palm sword is indeed the key to victory or defeat! Speaking of which, have you ever heard of... Steins;Gate?" General Yi sighed and looked at Wang Ling.
Wang Ling was surprised. He had read in ancient books that this was a door that could be freely traveled through to reset the timeline.
Unexpectedly, in order to deal with the old devil, Hua Xiuguo would use such a trump card
However, Wang Ling also felt a little strange, because according to legend, the Gate of Destiny was sealed by the founder of Huaxiu Kingdom a long time ago... How could the seal be unlocked without the founder
"At the beginning, it took a lot of means to send the chip monitoring the demon back to the past." At this point, General Yi's eyes instantly became serious.
Wang Ling also frowned and looked in one direction. He felt a strange fluctuation of spiritual power there.
Are you ready to start
"Now it's time to throw the cup. The final plan to close the net is here..." General Yi squinted his eyes, then stretched out his right hand and inserted it into his own clothes. Finally, he pulled out a long string of pink bras and threw them heavily on the on the ground.
Wang Ling: "..."
God TM throws the cup as a sign!
It turns out that the cup size was broken!
etc!
Why is there a bra in your lapel?
(End of chapter)