The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Chapter 36: Peiyuan District Pengci Gang Branch

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The old lady from the Pengci Gang had been crouching behind the haystacks for a long time after being assigned by Liang Wei. The moment everyone from No. 60 Middle School approached, she caught Wang Ling's eye at the first glance of the crowd.

This is just an ordinary old lady, without any realm. Due to the sagging skin of old age, the thick eyelids have been completely wrinkled and drooped to cover most of the eyes.

However, this obstruction in sight cannot stop the old lady from touching porcelain...

This is the customer's designated porcelain touch-up object. The experienced Mrs. Dong has perfectly utilized her years of porcelain touch-up expertise.

As one of the four elders of the Pengci Gang branch in Peiyuan District, although Mrs. Dong is not very advanced, she has been able to support Mrs. Dong to this point over the years... and has gradually become an elder recognized by the handsome old man and the beautiful old lady in the gang. . There must be something special about her.

First, Mrs. Dong’s eyesight is amazing.

Even though he is over seventy years old, his eyesight is still as accurate as an eagle's eye. This is an ability that makes ordinary old men and women suffering from presbyopia in awe! It can quickly identify the customer's designated target from the crowd and accurately complete retaliatory activities.

Second, Mrs. Dong was actually a top student when she was young... Of course, Mrs. Dong herself felt that she had nothing to show off. However, it is precisely because of this that Mrs. Dong's elder status has been consolidated.

From the moment Wang Ling appeared in her sight, Mrs. Dong immediately estimated the speed and distance of the two parties.

She estimated that the distance between herself and Wang Ling was 20 meters. Now, Wang Ling is walking at a speed of 6 meters per second... Then, as long as he simultaneously jumps out from behind the tree at a speed of 4 meters per second...

So, after two seconds...

Everyone saw an old lady staggering up to Wang Ling. She dropped the crutch in her hand with a clang and grabbed Wang Ling's trouser leg. His whole body was twitching and his expression was in pain.

Wang Ling didn't expect that he would actually meet the porcelain man. When he wanted to enter the gate to another world to save Old Man Li and his gang, all the monsters that came into contact with him were turned into a pile of scum. That is to say, the sealing talisman on my arm is about to expire, which limits a lot of strength. In addition, the old lady does not have much strength. Otherwise, if two days pass, the sealing talisman will really expire...

Wang Ling thought to himself, this old lady would probably turn into a pile of powder in an instant...

Of course, Wang Ling didn't even think about helping the old lady up. The strength of his hands was always weak. Besides, this old lady doesn't have any cultivation skills. It would be bad if her arm is broken off accidentally.

"Grandma, are you okay?" Sun Rong squatted down and asked softly.

Although everyone in No. 60 Middle School knew clearly that this old lady was here to cause trouble... But the principle of this civilized society has always been that whoever is weak has the right.

Now is the era of spiritual power informationization, and quality education has long been popularized among cultivators. Before this era, who would dare to step under the feet of cultivators

… It’s good if you don’t get chopped into pieces with a sword!

The old lady acted very realistically. She fell to the ground and twitched wildly. She was speechless for a long time, as if she was having an epileptic seizure.

It wasn't until Sun Rong and Lin Xiaoyu repeated their greetings no less than ten times that the old lady turned over tremblingly, pointed weakly at Wang Ling, and looked out of breath: "You! You …”

"???" Guo Hao and Chen Chao were both shocked, with black question mark expressions on their faces.

Pengci's acting skills are indeed adequate these days. But it seems... not very dedicated! In the past, those old men and women who had sex with each other used all their strength to get under the wheels of the car. But now, not to mention a car, not even a bicycle with two wheels, you actually reprimanded Wang Ling in front of his face under the bright moonlight in the dark and windy night

Guo Hao pouted: "Grandma, you have to be reasonable. We didn't use any means of transportation. How can you say that my classmate is cheating?"

If the person who touched the porcelain was just an ordinary old man or old lady, maybe he would be frightened and defeated when faced with Guo Hao's aggressive questioning.

But as the elder of the Pengci Gang branch in Peiyuan District, Mrs. Dong is indeed Mrs. Dong. Even Pengci is different, which reflects her characteristics as an elder of the Pengci Gang. From the calm eyes of Mrs. Dong, everyone in No. 60 Middle School seemed to have understood!

...Obviously, this old lady has been through many battles.

Facing Guo Hao's loud questioning, Mrs. Dong slumped on the ground, slowly stretched out an index finger, pointed at Wang Ling looking very weak and said: "It's him... it's him who violated me with coercion! "

“…”

Coercion and invasion…

Everyone suddenly realized - Damn it! This is a new porcelain routine!

Guo Hao held his forehead deeply. As expected, Jiang is still hotter than ever! No one thought that there was someone else who could make a difference in this aspect.

"How about calling the police?" Lin Xiaoyu was completely helpless.

"Call the police?" Mrs. Dong snorted: "Do you know how many people there are in our Pengci Gang? If you let this classmate pay the money, forget about it."

"Then how much do you want?" Lotus Sun sighed. Things that can be solved with money are no problem to her.

The old lady stretched out her palm: "I don't want much, so I'll pay five million first..."

five million…

Although this number is not too much for Lotus Sun, it cannot be taken out at once.

Lotus Sun has already seen that... this old lady is no longer just trying to make trouble, she is just looking for trouble!

"Why don't you grab it?!" Chen Chao couldn't hold it in any longer.

After I finished speaking, I realized that I seemed to have said something wrong...

Now this old lady is actually robbing! Still the kind that eats people without spitting out their bones!

Before the friends had finished being shocked, the old lady pointed at Wang Ling and said, "Moreover, I only want this classmate to pay compensation. I don't want any compensation from the other students. We also have a professional spirit when we touch porcelain!"

"..." Lin Xiaoyu felt that his three views had been refreshed.

These days, even people who touch porcelain have begun to pay attention to professionalism. The Qing Dynasty... is going to die!

"It's better to call the police and put this old lady in jail." Guo Hao sighed and said helplessly.

"Haha...you still want to get me in? You are so courageous."

The old lady smiled mockingly: "Give me a reason first?"

Guo Hao rolled his eyes: "You came up indiscriminately and grabbed my classmate's trousers. It is said that men and women cannot be intimate. Although you are already old, you can still be regarded as a woman, right? Is this considered child molestation? ? If it goes to a cultivation court, this would be a serious crime!"

Wang Ling: "..."

“…”

The corners of Mrs. Dong's mouth twitched sharply.

Obscene... child molester? Your child is 1.8 meters tall? This is a giant baby!

Obviously, Mrs. Dong didn't buy it: "Even if you get me into the police station, I can come out in two days. But you have to be careful. All over the country is the territory of my Pengci Gang... If this classmate I won’t hold you accountable for losing the money. But if I can’t accompany you, then I’ll have to let the chief elder of our gang come and collect the debt personally.”

"You dare to threaten us?"

Sun Rong glared at Mrs. Dong fiercely. It was the first time she met Pengci. She was so arrogant: "Do you know that I am..."

What Sun Rong wanted to say was, "Do you know who I am?" But before she could finish her words, Wang Ling slowly took two steps forward and stood sideways in front of Sun Rong.

Because at this time, Wang Ling had completely read Mrs. Dong's memory clearly.

Since this was hired by Liang Wei and others specifically to target him, Wang Ling certainly didn't want to implicate anyone else.

After all, he has already thought of a hundred ways to deal with this naughty old lady...

(End of chapter)