Wang Ling didn't expect that a gift of his would make Lord Throwing Thunder so happy. The problem was that when he was in the villa just now, the young man in white shirt had a look of surprise on his face when he received the gift, but he was not overjoyed either. To the point where I have to rely on singing to express my feelings...
Wang Ling suddenly felt as if he had discovered a hidden attribute of True Lord Throwing Thunder.
This is probably the legendary Mensao...
Wang Ling always felt that this problem was unique to him.
But then again, Wang Ling remembered that the song "Take You on a Travel" should be one of the more popular songs recently. A few days ago, after class, I saw Chen Chao wearing headphones and playing a single on a loop. He even played the inter-school radio broadcast during lunch break every Thursday, making the whole campus filled with an atmosphere of love.
In addition to this song, there is another relatively brainwashing song recently called "We Are Different"...
But the problem is, he has never heard Lord Throwing Thunder sing! So when they saw Lord Throwing Thunder singing dryly, not only Wang Ling, but also everyone else in the group froze in front of the screen for three seconds.
The Dharma King was stunned for a moment and typed a line directly in the group: "Zhenjun, although I haven't heard it yet, but do you know... Fat Tiger?"
Everyone: "..."
Master Cailian: "His Holiness... you should better listen. This is very rude behavior."
Dharma King: "Aren't I worried that Zhenjun has developed some musical weapons and come to us for experiments..."
For a moment, the group fell into a brief silence.
Because no one can figure out what happened to Zhenjun today, so he was so happy that he couldn't help but sing a song.
At this time, it was Xiao Yin who was the first to join in: "Everyone, come and listen, Zhenjun sings very well!"
kindness…
With an appreciative attitude, Wang Ling clicked on the part of the voice sung a cappella by True Lord Throwing Thunder.
As a holy beast, although Xiaoyin doesn't usually listen to music made by humans, he still has the ability to appreciate it.
And the fact was exactly what Xiao Yin said. Wang Ling felt that Lord Throwing Thunder actually sang... very well!
Not only is every note in tune, but the voice when singing is quite distinctive. It is completely different from the normal speaking voice. There is a warm senior feeling in it!
Loopy Ha also felt a little surprised: "It seems that Zhenjun is still somewhat capable!"
When Wang Ling looked back at the chat group, there were already a lot of likes and applause.
Master Cailian was a little excited and gave several thumbs up on her face: "Zhenjun sings really well! It's the first time I hear Zhenjun sing, and I can record it like this with my mobile phone... It's really amazing!"
Toya Sennin couldn't help but praise: "You really sang very well."
At this time, the voice of Lord Throwing Thunder only finished singing the main part of the verse, and then started to play the chorus...
Wang Ling suddenly felt that something was not right.
Cailian Zhenren: "Did Zhenjun sing the wrong lyrics? Why do the lyrics in the chorus seem a little different from what I heard before? Shouldn't the first sentence be I want to take you to romantic Turkey...?" "
Lord Throwing Thunder finally replied: "It's not wrong, I changed the lyrics. I have a habit of singing, that is, I am used to changing the lyrics."
Master Cailian replied: "I see, but Zhenjun's words have been changed to rhyme quite well. At least at first glance, it doesn't feel inconsistent."
Lord Throwing Thunder: "Really? Hahaha! I also think I have a talent for writing lyrics!"
About three seconds later, Lord Throwing Thunder confidently posted the words he had changed...
"Take You on a Journey"·Revised version of Throwing Thunder Lord Demon, chorus lyrics:
I want to take you to a romantic Ma Mai Pi...
Then we go to the Holy Land of Cultivation together...
Actually I prefer to stay at home...
Eat packets of crispy noodles to satisfy your hunger…
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Seeing the text content of the lyrics, the entire chat group instantly fell into a dead silence.
Wang Ling took a breath of air: "..." In order to make the lyrics rhyme... it's too sick!
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In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon. After Wang Ling clicked on the song sung by Zhenjun Dü Lei, his mood could not be calm for a long time...
At this moment, Wang Ling suddenly heard the screams of Father Wang coming from the villa. The screams were so shrill that they were like the supporting characters in Conan discovering the scene of a murder...
Loopy Toad suddenly raised his head: "What's going on?"
Wang Ling knew without looking that this must be another of Wang's father's old habits. Wang Ling could judge what had happened to Dad Wang from the intensity of his screams. Such inhumane howls of pain... Wang Ling judged that Dad Wang's hemorrhoids must have recurred.
This is Wang Ling's valuable experience accumulated in the villa for many years.
Hemorrhoids are an old problem of Dad Wang. The main reasons are related to lack of exercise and sedentary life, which are entirely caused by bad living habits.
First of all, Father Wang rarely goes out and spends all day sitting on the armchair in the study typing. In addition to this, the toilet in the bathroom is Dad Wang's favorite place to visit after the study chair. According to what Wang Ma said, if you add up the time Dad Wang sat on the toilet, you can think about three lives and three lives, and maybe you can see ten miles of peach blossoms...
The most important point is that one of the most important characteristics of Dad Wang’s hemorrhoids is that they are extremely drug-resistant! Ordinary medicine can't cure it! Every time you have hemorrhoids, you have to take the special medicine developed by Toya Sennin.
I have also seen the Yao Wang Ling. It is a pile of powder. It looks shiny and feels very cold to the touch on my fingertips. Leave it on the affected area for about thirty seconds and it will heal immediately. But the price paid for it was heartbreaking pain...
Of course, Wang Ling can actually cure a minor illness like this...
However, Father Wang refused to let him heal her.
Father Wang felt it was shameful to ask his son to treat his hemorrhoids! As the head of the family, he can't even overcome such a minor illness, so how can he shoulder such a heavy responsibility! ? This is the dignity of a man! —If you are a man, just overcome hemorrhoids on your own!
This was the oath Father Wang made in his heart after he suffered from hemorrhoids for the first time that year...
For more than a minute, Father Wang’s screams continued...
It seemed to have taken a little long this time, so Wang Ling decided to take a look.
Under normal circumstances, the screaming should end in about thirty seconds.
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Wang Ling had just come downstairs when Father Wang's screams stopped and he was lying on the sofa sweating profusely, as weak as a noble lady who had just given birth...
After Wang Ma put away the medicine, she couldn't help scolding her: "You are looking at your mobile phone on the toilet. If you go to the toilet later, I will block the internet!"
"No! Even if it hurts me to death! You can't cut off my Internet connection!" Dad Wang was excited: "The time I sit on the toilet every morning is the time I open a trumpet to fight the trolls!"
"That's okay... keep going online. I have other ways."
Wang Ma couldn't help but smile. There was a hint of cunning in this smile, which made Wang Ling and Loopy Ha stunned. Then, Wang Ma turned her face and looked at Wang Ling: "Ling Ling, you came just in time. Contact Xiao Ming later and ask him to deliver your father's birthday gift in advance."
Wang Ling: "..."
Dad Wang: "What? Xiao Ming prepared a gift for me?"
Wang Ma smiled: "Yes, Xiao Ming personally customized this for you!"
Dad Wang: "Isn't it still early for my birthday... Why are you so anxious! By the way, what kind of gift is this?"
Wang Ma continued to smile: "Intelligent anti-hemorrhoid temperature-adjustable toilet."
Dad Wang: “…”
Wang Ling; "..."
Mother Wang: "The longer you sit on this toilet, the higher the temperature will be. Xiao Ming said that even in the Nascent Soul stage, you have to stand up after sitting for less than five minutes."
Dad Wang: “…”
Wang Ling: "..."
Thanks to Brave Boy, Article 0, It’s So Hard to Think About Going, Bu Shang Zhizheng, The Anonymous Crazy Man, Lucy in the Sky, Chu Chanzhu, I Have a Named Three Tails, Xiao Bai is Too Excessive, Snail Lord, Long Li Yu Shang, the proud son of heaven, the lustful dragon of earth, reward and support~
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