05
Most of the rations of the two people were lost in the Demon Lizard Wasteland, and the rest was quickly eaten up. Although there are many creatures in the swamp, most of them are poisonous and cannot be eaten randomly.
On the third day after the two of them ran out of food, Asa lay weakly on the flying carpet, his stomach growling, while Carter had a ruddy complexion and was full of energy, vigilantly paying attention to the movement around him.
Asa: I'm so hungry, I'm starving to death.
Carter glanced at him and was about to speak when suddenly a big bird descended from the sky and swooped towards Carter.
Asa yelled: Beware! I will protect you!
Carter waved his wand at Big Bird: petrification!
The big bird instantly turned into a cold hard stone, and fell heavily into the quagmire of the swamp.
Asa stared at the stone bird dumbfounded, and licked his lips: Can you restore it from the state of stone
Carter: Of course not.
Asa almost burst into tears: such a big bird should have been enough for us to eat for several days, why did you turn it into a stone!
Carter said coldly: It attacked me, but you didn't make a move.
Asa waved his battle ax and shouted: I am melee! I'm waiting for it to fly down!
Carter remained calm: You can throw the ax and hit it.
Asa was even more devastated: I am nearsighted! I can't aim!
Carter: So I protect myself and by the time it comes down my head is already flying.
Asa: Even so, you still have fireball skills! Frost Nova! Arcane Missile! With so many spells, why do you choose petrification
Carter shrugged: petrification is cooler.
Asa: ...
Carter ignored him, took out a tablecloth from the magic backpack and spread it on the flying carpet, and then took out a pot of coffee, steaming steak, fruit salad, creamy soup, garlic bread one by one from the backpack, And shiny knives and forks...
Asa was shocked as if petrified: God, what are these
Carter put it simply: food.
Asa's eyeballs almost popped out: Where did it come from!
Carter pointed to his magic backpack: I can use my power to open the dimensional channel in the backpack. These foods come from the dining table of our great elf king.
Asa immediately crossed himself: You mage thief! So you've been eating all these days? No wonder you don't look weak at all!
Carter squinted at him: What's your dissatisfaction
Asa swallowed: No, give me half.
Carter: Please.
Asa: Please, good Carter.
Carter cuts tender and juicy beef with a table knife: Call Dad.
Asa struggled for a while, then called: Father.
Carter shook his head: It's not father, it's dad.
Asa's eyes glowed green with hunger: ... Dad.
Carter sighed and took out a plate of steaming steak from the magic backpack: Asa, I am very disappointed in you.
Asa blushed with shame: I know, I shouldn't abandon my dignity for food, but...
Carter's emerald eyes narrowed: I treat you as a friend, but you treat me as a father
Asa: ...
Carter handed over the steak: eat it, my little baby, I have long wanted to play with this meme.
Asa chewed the steak in grief and anger, his eyes were red, imagining in his mind the scene of pushing Carter to the ground and making him cry and beg for mercy.
06
After finally having a full meal, Asa was hungry again at night.
Asa rubbed her disappointing stomach, and complained insincerely: "It's really too much trouble. You need to eat three times a day for things like eating!"
Carter calmly said: No one forces you to eat three times, you can choose not to eat.
Asa spoke with difficulty: ... My point is, I'm hungry again.
Carter: So
Asa throws away all morals: Please open your magic backpack and bring me some food, dear papa.
Carter shook his head: I'm tired of hearing this, and I have no sense of accomplishment.
Asa jumped up and almost fell off the flying carpet: You are tired of hearing it! Do you know how many psychological obstacles I have overcome! You get tired of hearing it so quickly!
Carter couldn't help laughing: Calm down, Asa.
Asa scratches his hair angrily: You're a bastard!
Carter snapped his fingers, the flying carpet stopped, he jumped on the ground and walked to Asa's side, and said: If you kiss me, I will be full for the night.
Asa blushed and stammered: I, I... I don't mind this.
Carter raised his face: Come on.
Asa leaned over and kissed Carter lightly on the forehead trembling: Is this okay
Carter pointed to his mouth and said: Here.
Asa's face turned even redder, but he didn't hesitate at all, and he lowered his head roughly and bit Carter's lips.
After the kiss was over, Carter touched his mouth intently, staring at Asa with fierce eyes like a leopard, and said: You are blushing, Asa.
Asa not to be outdone: you are red too, as red as a beetroot.
Carter: You're like rotten tomatoes.
Asa: You're like a baboon ass.
Carter: Do you still want to eat
Asa: I was wrong, I mean, I have a baboon ass.
Carter: Nice.