09
Carter stretched out two fingers and said: Two questions, first, how to explain to the Elf King.
Ley thought for a while and said: Just say that I was taken away by the dragon.
Carter nodded: Alright, I will use magic to create a phantom of a giant dragon to pretend that you were captured from the bedroom. Then the second question, you agreed to help me get Asa, how can you help me
Ley patted Carter on the shoulder: If I remember correctly, Asa won the trophy for the best fighter in the kingdom this year.
Carter looked proud: Yes, my man.
Ley smiled slyly: "My father will definitely send him to the Lost Continent to rescue me when the time comes. Then you can find an excuse to keep up. We are together every day along the way, and there are plenty of opportunities."
Carter was thoughtful: Indeed, he will encounter various dangers on a long journey, but I am confident to protect him well.
Ley took out a small light and thin bag folded in four from his close pocket, and said earnestly and kindly: It will take at least three months from here to the Lost Continent, and food and various daily supplies will become a problem , I will lend you this exclusive custom-made magic pocket. The dimensional passage in it leads directly to the Elven Palace, and you can take what you need from it.
Carter took the pocket unceremoniously, and twitched his lips: If my little baby wants to eat, he has to kiss me.
Ley smiled approvingly: Carter, you shameless bastard.
Carter opened the gate of time and space with his wand: You are not doing well, Your Highness.
Ley hurriedly drilled into the time-space gate, but was stopped by Carter again.
Carter said helplessly: Could it be that His Highness is going to rush in and fuck him
Ley: How is that possible? I will first go to his garden and pick a bouquet of flowers for him, and then recite a love poem to him.
Carter handed him a book: That's too tasteless, embarrassing us elves, I suggest that Your Highness read this book before starting.
Ley took the book and flipped through it: My God, it's so nasty.
Carter clicked his tongue: Learn a few more postures, how can it be obscene
Ley: You're right, you can't embarrass the elves.
Carter squeezed his eyes: "Come on, Your Highness, this time is exactly the estrus period of the dragon clan, and this little dragon has just grown up and is looking for a mate.
Ley was in high spirits: Wow, I don't know anything about dragons, how long will they be in heat
Carter: Once a year, once a year.
Ley: ...
Carter shrugged: The dragons are in heat almost every day, and their racial nature is like that, lustful, full of desire, longing for love... So Your Highness must be optimistic about your little dragon, and don't let others take advantage of it.
Ley made an OK gesture and got into the time-space gate: We will definitely get along very happily.
10
Carter recounted the ins and outs of the matter, his tone flat as if he was talking about someone else's business.
Golan looked at Ley in shock, then at Carter: God, you two bastards.
Ley kissed his hair dotingly: Isn't that good? You are just in search of a mate, and at this fateful moment I have mysteriously descended upon your bed.
Golan rolled his eyes angrily: "But I haven't seen any other dragons. If it weren't for you, maybe I would choose a domineering black fire-breathing dragon, so that I could lay a dragon egg with black and white stripes, but now no chance...
Ley's face darkened, and he carried Golan on his shoulders and walked into the castle: "I am also domineering."
Golan cried and kicked his legs: You can't breathe fire!
Rye: But I can make you spray water.
Golan blushed: Shut up! you shut up!
Asa stared at all this dumbfounded. Carter closed the door for the prince and the little dragon intimately, then tilted his head with his hands in his arms, stared at Asa and said, "Do you have anything to say?"
Asa Breakdown: Can You Say It With Your Fist
Carter: No, you're mad
Asa was at a loss: nonsense! Of course you will be angry! Why do you want to make so many things
Carter yanked Asa's collar and put his nose to nose: because I've had a crush on you since I was ten years old! The whole elf kingdom knows it! Except you idiot!
Asa gasped, and grabbed Carter's collar not to be outdone: You are stupid! I have had a crush on you since I was nine years old! One more year of crush than you!
Carter: Not an extra year.
Asa looked determined: one more year, because I started when I was nine years old, and you started when you were ten years old.
Carter sneered: That's because you are one year younger than me, you mentally retarded.
Asa: Oh, yes.
Carter: ... I wanted to press you against the wall and kiss you, but suddenly I lost my mood.
Asa swallowed nervously, and carefully pushed Carter's shoulder: Then I'll press you.
Carter pressed Asa against the wall and kissed him brutally: Never mind.
During the kiss, Asa suddenly pushed Carter away, and suddenly realized: No wonder the names of the protagonists in those little porn books you lent me are Carter and Asa, I thought it was the author who couldn't name them.
Carter was stunned by his stupidity: I used magic to replace the original name, and you didn't realize it!
Asa blushed: I... I had a vague suspicion.
Carter sighed sadly: the most intelligent mage in the kingdom fell in love with a mentally retarded man.