The closer to Jinling, the more people on the road get. The martial arts conference has not been held in 20 years. This time the hero post was posted, people from Shibazhou Road, regardless of whether they received an invitation or not, flocked to Jinling City one after another.
Once in twenty years, whether it is a long-famous warrior or an unnamed gangster in the city of Langji, if you want to miss this martial arts conference, the ghost knows how long it will take to wait. If you don't show your face at the martial arts conference, get familiar with the masters and heroes, take a few group photos, you will be embarrassed to brag with your friends when you go back.
Jiangnan is not as strict as the capital. The control of weapons such as knives, guns, swords, axes, hooks and forks is not very strict. This made Lu Bundao, the prefect of Jiangnan, furious, demanding that all yamen strengthen patrols, and if there is any sex-seeking trouble, they will all be arrested, and all the county jailers will be troubled for a while.
Teak Mai and I went to Jinling together. Teak Mai didn't forget our old business. Along the way, I also fooled a few unknown heroes and ignorant girls. I cheated some money.
I asked Teak, your Ma Yi gods can really turn stones into gold, knowing it for five hundred years, and knowing it for five hundred years
Teak rolled his eyes and said, if I want to be able to turn stones into gold and predict the future, I have already bought lottery tickets. I still have a meal like you did
What about the fate and numerology of life and death
Teak Road, you are feudal superstition!
Teak then sighed. My master said that my birth date was isolated by gods, and I was born with unlucky life, and my life pattern was too hard. These years, I have either walked on ****, or been struck by thunder when it rained, and watched widows take a bath and be caught. I am also used to it. As the saying goes, fate sometimes must be there, but fate is always in demand.
I said you are superstitious.
We didn't walk fast. We took an ox cart and walked for more than ten miles. We decided to find an inn nearby to stay for one night. Teak said, I have a habit of staying in a store, and I have to live in a dark store to ensure safety. If you live in an ordinary inn, you will either get injured or lose your wealth.
The two came to an inn, and asked on the teak, man, are you a black shop
The man said, we are an inn formally filed in Yamen, with complete procedures and fair prices. How can we be a black shop
Teak said, that won't help anymore.
The guy watched us go, and murmured in the back, is your brain sick? I was about to go back to the theory, but I was held back by teak.
I found an inn, is this a black shop
The man said, what are you kidding me, we are doing serious business.
Teak said, it's not a black shop, let's go!
Shouted buddy, wait!
Then whispered, our house is a black shop.
Teak asked, how to prove it
Man pointed at the door, look at our sign!
I looked up, and it said five characters: Yangzhou No. 1 Black Shop!
The guy smiled and asked: What is the Brotherhood
Teak said that if you open the lock and get a drug, you will know a little bit about cheating and abduction.
Okay, peers, apply to the second floor! Lady boss, here is a guest.
I saw a barely dressed young woman coming out of the second floor. The guest officer asked me inside. I wonder if you are a top-notch or staying in a shop
I just put the salute on the table and said that I would prepare two rooms for the house. Good wine and meat will cost ten catties. What is the most famous thing here
The proprietress said, the guest officer does not know that the human meat barbecued pork buns here are the most famous in Shilibajie, why don't you come to the two cages to try it
Teak Mai looked at the proprietress, squinted, I think the proprietress’s bones are peculiar, and she is guilty of peach blossoms, why don’t we give you a free divination
The lady boss smiled and asked, do you read palm reading or test characters
Teak grinned and said, how about Mogu
The lady boss said, you dare to eat my old lady’s tofu, are you afraid that I will eat you in a while
Teak Road, it’s okay if you eat it, don’t just make a barbecued pork bun.
The proprietress said that it's fine for Mogu, so why not do this. Speaking, walked to the door and stepped over the threshold with one foot. Ask, Master, do you think I will step in or step out next
I thought to myself that this lady is also shrewd. If teak says to come in, she will step out, if she says, she will retreat, making it clear that she is going to pit teak.
Teak didn't get angry, he smiled and said, madam, you are embarrassing me!
The lady boss said, don't ask, when did my Jin Ruyu be fooled by you warlocks? If you answer it, you can pay it back. If you can't answer it, you will be made into barbecued pork buns tonight!
Teak took out his pen and ink, wrote a few words on a card, and put it on the table, saying, I have written the answer, you might as well come over and take a look.
Jin Ruyu said, good. Just about to enter the door, no, you deliberately lied to me to come in, I was not fooled, and I stepped out next.
Turning over the teak sign, I saw three words written on it: no entry.
Jin Ruyu laughed and said, wanting to fool my old lady, no way!
Teak added two punctuation, and the sentence became: Can you enter? Out!
Jin Ruyu said, you cheated! Teak Road, I kindly tell the girl fortune-telling, but you are trying to get rid of the photomaster. I just made a little trick.
I was secretly guarding, using my power to investigate the surrounding situation, and heard someone sharpening a knife next door, a guy said, this Yin-Yang pot has Mongolian sweat medicine if you hold it, and it's myrrh if you don't press it, can you remember? Another said, remembered, remembered.
In a short while, a simple and silly big man brought a pot of wine, Jin Ruyu said that I would pour, and then poured three glasses of wine. I saw that he held the mechanism of the Yin and Yang pot when he poured wine for us, and the teak Mai was walking around the rivers and lakes and deceived for several years. Wouldn't you not know the doorway
Jin Ruyu said, come, two heroes, why don't you offer a cup to the two as a little girl
I asked deliberately, there will be no Mongolian sweat medicine in this wine, right
Jin Ruyu said, “I’ll do it first. If there is Mongolian sweat medicine in the wine, let me thunder and thunder. Suddenly rumbling outside, Jin Ruyu was stunned.
Teak said, why don't I play a trick. Speaking of putting three glasses of wine in front of our eyes, under our gaze, our hands exchanged the positions of the glasses quickly and constantly, and then asked Jin Ruyu, "Guess, which one is yours?"
Jin Ruyu looked embarrassed, I smiled and said, why don't I come first, grabbed a glass of wine and drank it in one go, saying that I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I can get a good night's sleep with Mongolian sweat medicine. I laughed secretly in my heart. Anyway, I am also a person who has taken Huoxiang Zhengqi Pills. How could I be calculated by your tricks.
Teak looked at the golden jade, and said there were two more glasses, you pick first, and I drink the rest.
Jin Ruyu reached out and picked up a cup, Teak asked with a smile, are you sure? Jin Ruyu hesitated, changed another cup, teak asked again, right? Jin Ruyu nodded, not changing.
Teak picks up the wine glass, come on, cheers!
Jin Ruyu suddenly said, it's better for us to drink a cup of wine. Teak said that it was good, saying that the two got up and drank around their arms, and before putting down the glasses, the teak smoothly wiped the oil on Jin Ruyu's chest.
Putting down the wine glasses, the three of them ate a few pieces of beef together. After half a stick of fragrant work, Jin Ruyu fell softly.
I said how do you know which one has been prescribed
Teak Road, Meng!