For the next two days, I played chess with the old man at Murong Villa, and took the opportunity to obtain some useful information. On this day, the old man asked me to help him see Taolin, and he had something to go out. I'm so bored. Fortunately, there is wine in the cabin, so I move out of the easy chair to enjoy the sun and drink.
After a while, I heard a pair of male and female words in the depths of Taolin. Everyone has a sense of curiosity, so I pricked my ears and overheared.
The woman said, "Brother Feng, don't mess around. It's not good to be seen by the old man. Madam also asked me to pick some peach blossoms to make peach blossom cakes.
Brother Feng said, Little Taohong, my little baby, don’t worry, he went out to visit friends in the morning, and he probably won’t be back in a short while. There are only you and me here, but I want to die and let me kiss him soon. .
Ah, I met a live erotica, how can I miss such good things
Hearing that little peach red is a little angry, you are drenched in flowers everywhere, it is inconvenient for me these two days, let's talk about it another day.
Brother Feng said, I have been too strict with me these days, and finally have the opportunity to come out to accompany you
Little Taohong said, accompany me? You just want to **** it! So many times, I have become your free chicken!
Brother Feng said, you will endure a few more days, after a few days of the martial arts conference, my father will become the head of the Murong family, I will marry you in the door, baby, I want to die of you.
Twelve seconds later, Xiao Taohong said, "You always do things hard, but you are very fast at critical moments."
Brother Feng scolded his mother, his mother, he bought fake medicine again, and said that the golden gun would not fall, Qijirou overnight. When I meet the Ma Yi look again, I must peel him off! The damn Yankee, what a damn!
I think it's funny, maybe it's the teak Mai that guy took out his inferior pills to fool people.
Little Taohong said, do you think Erye can be the leader of this martial arts conference
Brother Feng said that the seat of Patriarch Murong was originally my father's, but then he let Murong Baiyun trick him into it. God pity Jian, that Murong Baiyun didn't even give birth to a belt, and he deserved to be let alone.
Murong Baiyun is the father of Mingjiao and the current head of the Murong family. It's no wonder that Mingjiao usually dresses up as a man. It is estimated that Murong's family has raised her as a man since she was a child.
I wondered if I had been in this broken yard for several days, and there was no news from Mingjiao. It's better to take the opportunity to make a big mess, maybe it can help, but I just flicked my ass and left.
So he picked up a bottle and threw it to the ground with a crackling sound, which scared a couple of men and women in the peach blossom forest to death.
Who
When I walked out the door, I saw a big-eared son, who was holding the maid named Xiao Taohong. I arched my hands, sorry, I just woke up.
The son's eyes flickered and asked me, have you heard what you said just now
I nodded and said, one sentence fell. He laughed and said: The son is not due to kidney deficiency or prostate inflammation, right? I have Huiren Kidney here. Men say it’s good after using them, but women croak at night.
The fat man said, Damn, you are in the same group as that Mai-like liar!
Little Taohong said, Brother Feng, this guy is a vegetable farmer in the garden. It hasn't been long since he came here, and there is no one now anyway. It's better to... Then he made a click gesture.
The son-in-law nodded and said you want to do it yourself, or should I give you a good time
I'll do it myself. Chairman Mao said I do it myself.
Count your kid's acquaintance, don't worry, I will find you a good coffin, and then find a mage to supersede you.
Okay.
A quarter of an hour later.
The fat man is getting impatient and waiting. What are you doing? I said that if you want me to die, you have to pick a good time.
Another quarter of an hour later.
The fat man said yes, or don't blame me for being impolite, and he took a knife out of his arms. Xiao Taohong said that you are a goddamn, when you were doing that with me just now, did you hide a knife? The fat man said, "Shut up, and then talk about how I'm super saving with you." Xiao Taohong didn't speak quickly.
I just thought about it, and suddenly I don’t want to die, what should I do
The fat man is furious, your kid entertains your uncle! Saying a few steps to step in front of me, he wants to stab me with a knife. I think his footsteps are vain, and his martial arts are only between seven or eight ranks. If it was changed half a year ago, I would not be his opponent. Now, don’t blame me for starting too much. It's heavy.
I dodged, avoiding the fat man's attack, and slapped my hand. I found that my slap magic was really easy to use, and I used it more and more smoothly. The fat man was slapped in the face and was furious. He used a trick to steal the peaches and attacked me. I kicked him with a dagger, and then, with one stroke, I pressed him against a peach tree.
Slap the dog!
In less than ten strokes, I beat him into a pig's head, bleeding in his mouth, nose and eyes. Seeing that Xiao Taohong's eyes were not good, she hurried out to call someone, I just waited for him to call someone. After a while, a middle-aged woman wearing silk satin and a golden headband rushed over.
Stop it!
I let the Feng brother go, and looked at the lady coldly. The middle-aged woman hurriedly came over to help Brother Feng and asked my baby, what's the matter
Feng Ge is not good at martial arts, and the wicked have the ability to complain first: Mother, I just passed by Taolin, and heard Xiao Taohong crying for help in it, I came over to see, this servant wanted to plot against Xiao Taohong, so I took action. Save, who would have expected the martial arts of this lewd thief to be too high.
The middle-aged woman was full of anger, raised her head and asked, can this happen
I said that you gave birth to a good son. Do you want to give him an award for bravery
The fat man asked, what is this stuff
After hearing the sound, the third housekeeper rushed to apologize to the middle-aged woman, saying that mistress, don't be angry, I will take care of this, and you will be satisfied.
The middle-aged woman said that the servants in the house are becoming less and less understanding of the rules, and it is time to kill the chicken and show it to the monkey.
The third steward said, Qin Sanguan, in broad daylight, you dare to rape the servant girl in the mansion. Such behavior is abominable and shameful. Come here, tie him up and hand him over to the government!
I said that the third housekeeper doesn't ask right and wrong, you just listen to what others say, too incompetent, right? The middle-aged woman said that my baby boy is always good and filial. He never tells a lie, but I am quite interested. I want to hear what you say
I chuckled and said, your little Taohong was here for a private meeting while the old man was away. Your little Taohong has been inconvenient in the past few days. Your little Taohong has taken fake medicine, and the overlord takes the bow hard and is fast. , It took only twelve seconds to break the Guinness Book of Records. Your little Taohong is not satisfied, and your Jiabaoer said to marry her to enter the door. Then he pointed to the fat man, this Xiongtai, forgot to remind you just now, you haven't closed the zipper yet.
When everyone saw the fat man hurriedly zip the zipper, he caught the egg in a hurry, wailed, and burst into laughter.
The middle-aged woman saw me talking more and more ugly, and said angrily: Enough! Who believes your nonsense here
A familiar voice said: I believe it!
I heard the reputation and laughed.
Even if people in the world don't believe me, you believe it is enough.