Early the next morning, my aunt called me to help. I asked what was going on. It turned out that she didn’t know where she heard that Wu De’s disaster was caused by evil spirits. There was a Taoist priest in the west of the city who was very effective. Sent someone to invite.
Not long after, a skinny Taoist priest came to the aunt's house. When I saw that robe was more torn than Sansu's body, I couldn't help but sneer. The Taoist priest saw me staring at his Taoist robe, and he disdainfully said: You know a woolen thread, the Taoist priest, I cast monsters and monsters yesterday, and fought against the fairies for three hundred rounds, only to break the newly bought Taoist robe.
I said you fight with the female elves for three hundred rounds, so you can't be sucked up by an adult!
The Taoist frowned and I stopped doing it.
The aunt hurriedly said, Daoye calmed down his anger, this is my nephew, who is ignorant, why not apologize to the troublemaker
I had to clinch my hands and say, "I'm sorry, I'm not talking about it, I'm sorry."
Raise your neck, huh! Ignore me. Talking about stepping on footsteps, walking around in the middle of the yard, sometimes frowning, sometimes contemplating, and after a while, I said to my aunt: This yard is not right, it seems to be a disaster!
My aunt said: Dao, this is my house, not my nephew’s house.
Nao Xin suddenly realized that, as the saying goes, nephew Ke aunt, it is the problem of your house, which brings bad luck to your nephew.
I said where I found the Daoist, hurry out, you are called superstition!
Nao Xin spread his hands at Auntie, Auntie angered at me, Sanguan, don't talk.
The troublesome old man gave me a triumphant glance, and turned back to explain, I have a way to crack it, you guys put me a high platform, put up curtains around, prepare incense burner candles, cinnabar yellow paper, and yellow wine, which must be prepared before noon. I want to take advantage of the most prosperous yang to expel evil spirits! In addition, give me a cooked beef head.
I asked why do you want bull head
Nonsense, Lord Dao has been overworked these days, and hasn't eaten for a few days, hurry up, first take two buns to cushion his stomach!
At noon, Naoxin asked us to prepare a dust-floating sword. I said that someone outside of you doesn't even have a dust-floating sword. How can you kill demons
Nao Xin said embarrassingly, it turns out that I did. When the Four Olds were broken...
The aunt said that it was OK, so I'll prepare right away.
Nao Xin stood in the center of the Buddhist table, surrounded by curtains, stepped on gossip steps, holding a seven-star sword, and dashed on the yellow paper with cinnabar, shochu in his mouth, spouted out, and the edict immediately burned like a fire dragon.
The little fat man who was watching saw clapping his hands and threw two copper plates into it, daring to use it as a juggling style in the street.
My face is proud of my heart. I chuckled on the sidelines. The white phosphorus burns in hot water and then oxidizes with alcohol. The chemical equation is 4P+5O2=2P2O5...
Naoxin gave me a fierce look, and continued to chant the spell, Taishang Laojun was anxious like a law... Then he chanted the spell quickly.
I took two steps forward and heard it really, followed by slow motion with my left hand and right hand, and a slow motion replay with my right hand and left hand...
After about half an hour, I had enough trouble tossing on the platform before I said two words and it was done! After that, he pretended to bend over to tie his shoelaces, picked up the two copper plates that the little fat guy was still on, and put them in his pocket casually.
Remove the curtain, the whole cow head eats only the bones, I asked what to do with this cow head
The veteran said, this bull's head is a treasure, and you must hand it over to the country! With that said, after receiving five taels of silver from the aunt, Pi Dian Pi Dian left.
Hello! I called him from behind, and turned my head back with a wicked smile, what's wrong? I pointed to the ground, your pocket was broken, and the two copper plates fell to the ground. Naoxin bent down to pick up the copper plate and ran away.
Not long after, the second uncle brought a young litigator and said that all the litigants were reluctant to take the case from the entire Dongping county town. This did not find a well-known name Song Shijie from Xiping.
Song Shijie? This is the number one mouth in East China. I think he acted in the case of Wang Shizi's abuse of cats. One person and one mouth alone fought against the top ten litigants of the Stray Cat Association and became famous in the world.
The lawyer said: Dong... You... Don't worry... I can definitely win this case!
I'm stammering, second uncle, can you still be reliable in your work? Are you Song Shijie
The teacher said, my name is...Song Shishi...jie! The second uncle said, I have nothing to do. There is no lawyer in Dongping County to take our case!
I sneered in my heart, it must be that Liu Mansion had already settled a good relationship with the litigants.
On the day of the interrogation, our family got up early and came to the gate of the county government. There are six gates in Dongping County. The second gate of Qinglong on the left is for the servants Ding, and the second gate for the right Baihu is for prisoners and criminal officials.
Commander Wu of Dongping County, more than 40 years old, has a horoscope, went to the hall and shouted for promotion. The station squad yay mouth shouted mighty, and everyone went to the hall.
Commander Wu said that three days ago, Liu's mansion with one body and two homicides opened for interrogation today, and brought the plaintiff Liu Bancheng and his son, and suspect Wu De, to court.
After a short while, the plaintiff and the defendant entered the court, and Commander Wu asked as soon as he came up, Wu De, are you convicted
Wu De cried, the villain didn't know! The villain was wronged!
Commander Wu said, Hugh is too long, call me!
Where is there such a case in the world? Before I waited for the question, I started the fight, and I stopped and said: Wait a minute!
Commander Wu looked up at me, who are you
I took a few steps forward and came to the front of the hall. It was my cousin Wu De in Sanguan of Xia Qin!
Commander Wu nodded. It turned out that it was an accomplice of the suspect, who came and locked me up. Let's fight together!
Damn, what kind of truth is this, if it weren't for my parents in Dongping, I would cut you to death. But he said in his mouth, weird and weird, the master has a unique style of trial, regardless of right and wrong, the board opens the way, and he is a shameless official!
Commander Wu said, now you can't run away, insult the 9th-rank official in the court, roar in court, come, and give me a big torture!
The master whispered: Master, business matters, close the case as soon as possible, so as not to have many dreams at night!
Commander Wu of the county magistrate sat in the hall, and the prosecutor's litigator talked about the situation.
The litigator Liu Bancheng invited was Li Deyun in Dongping County. He was a well-known litigation stick with talent and fame. He failed many times in the imperial examination. At first, he wrote pleadings for others, and later became a full-time acting litigation lawyer.
Li Deyun took a few steps forward, the elder Qingtian Mingjian, on the sixth night of May, the suspect Wu De lost 12 taels of silver in the Liujia Golden Hook Casino. Because it was a loan shark, he wanted to steal in the middle of the night, and it happened to be Liu Fusan at the entrance of Liu Mansion. The aunt went back to her natal house, and followed the reed dang. Unexpectedly, she was surprised again, but she was unsuccessful, so she murdered and killed her. She happened to be caught by the inspecting soldiers. The evidence is there. Please let the master decide!
Wu Zhixian did not comment, and let two Zaolie who were in charge of the case report the case. The two Zaolie were brothers, the eldest brother was Yang Er, and the second child was Yang San. Yang Er is a chatter, Yang San is a stammer.
Yang Er said, confessed to the mighty master of the blue sky, that night, the cool breeze was fortunate, the wind and the moon were boundless, and my second brother Yang San and I drank flowers and wine from Jumeitang. Like a crescent moon, Yang San hummed the first quarter moon all the way...
Wuzhi County slapped the gavel and said the point!
The two of us are patrolling the night in the east of the county seat. At this time, my left eye has been jumping. You know, the left eye is jumping for money, the right eye is jumping for disaster, and I will discuss with Yang Er whether to buy lottery tickets...
The fire in Wuzhi County is on, and then shoot the gavel: Come here, beat me again by twenty! Yang San, come on!
Yang San also stepped forward, Qi... Qi Jinqing... The great old man... Qi Jinqing...
I didn't finish a word for a long time.
Wuzhi County: Go away! Defense lawyer, what can you say
Song Shijie said: Old...Master, the villain is Wu Wu De...
Ah, two stammers, you two get out of me and chat!
Yang Er limped up after hitting the board. Wuzhi County Road, if you think about it, let's talk about it, otherwise you will be beaten!
Yang Sandao: With Yang Erye patrolling the east of the city, he stood in the street holding a person's head in the street, and ran off after interrogation. Later, he caught the person and searched for a headless female corpse in the reeds.
Wu Zhixian nodded, wouldn't it be nice to speak like this.
Looking at Yang Er and Song Shijie again, they have not yet understood how one sticks the incense.
You... You follow me and I say... What are you talking about
I didn't... imitate you imitate you, and that's it for me.
Wu Zhixian waved his hand and blasted these two people out! Suspect Wu De, what do you want to add? To describe the details of the crime.
I said loudly: I object! Oppose to induce the suspect to make a statement about the assumed facts.
Master said: Opposition is effective!
Commander Wu hit the gavel and turned you back! At this time, the master was winking at him, he was angrily, and I will clean up you later! Turning to ask Liu Bancheng and his son, what do you say