After Zhu Qiyi ordered the food, he began to do something with the purple-clothed woman. Didn’t I think about the information that Zhu Qiyi is not good at female sex? It seems that the divisional intelligence work in Texas is not doing well.
Zhu Qiyi is worthy of being the first dude, and he does not shy away from everyone, and declares adultery in the day. If there is a father, there must be a son! At the palace night banquet, Zhu Kuaibo was slandered by Shu King Zhu Leshi for being involved in pornography. I am afraid it is not without reason.
An idea flashed in my mind, Leshi is made of potatoes, and potatoes compete directly with Kuaibo and Qiyi in business. It seems that the truth is like this.
When the wine was served, an entourage next to him used a silver needle to test the poison, and he served it only after there was no problem. It seems that the poisonous method will not work.
Zhu Qiyi stretched out her hand to greet the woman to sit together, and the purple-clothed woman lay down in his arms.
Suddenly, a cold light flashed, and the woman violently stabbed Zhu Qiyi's chest with a dagger.
Zhu Qiyi couldn't dodge, and was stabbed to face.
It turned out to be a companion. I looked at the woman in purple. If you succeed, won't you save me
With a ding sound, the dagger couldn't penetrate even the slightest. It is estimated that Zhu Qiyi is wearing golden silk soft armor, which is of course not surprising, Qi Wang's only son, has at least six divine outfits.
Two guards arrived quietly, and the woman stretched out her left hand to stab Zhu Qiyi, and her left arm was amputated. He reached out to grab Zhu Qiyi with his right hand, and his right arm was chopped off.
Zhu Qiyi sneered, just you want to kill me? I'm afraid it's still tender.
The girl in purple was full of resentment, and said: Zhu Qiyi, in the name of the Stray Cat Association, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon!
He opened his mouth and shot a silver needle, and shot towards Zhu Qiyi's face.
A bright light flashed, and the purple-clothed woman's head fell to the ground.
Looking at the blood on the ground, Zhu Qiyi didn't even care. He greeted everyone to continue eating, but he didn't know how they still had an appetite. It seems that the people in the Qi Palace have unusual tastes.
As soon as I sat down, I heard a man shouting to a man upstairs in the street, the traitor was killed!
A big iron ball weighing more than a hundred jin lased from the opposite side, and slammed it at Zhu Qiyi.
Without changing her face, Zhu Qiyi reached out and grabbed a chicken leg. The iron sphere is full of thunderous momentum, if it is hit, Zhu Qiyi will not be slack.
But seeing a figure flashing past Zhu Qiyi, the iron ball was one meter away from him, and was designated by the old man to be in the air. This internal strength is really impressive.
There was a scream from the other side, and the man who threw the iron ball was killed by the master hiding in the dark.
A guard next to him, Your Highness, this is the 137th assassination this year.
Zhu Qiyi sighed, there are just such a few tricks back and forth, without even a bit of fresh tricks.
I took a breath of air after hearing this. Are Zhu Runze and Meng Heitan cheating me? At this moment, I discovered that I was not alone on the way to kill Zhu Qiyi.
Snap, my hand was excited, and the teacup fell to the ground and broke.
Everyone looked at me. In a drama, mixing good and bad depends on acting. I pretended to be panicked, shouted that I was murdered, and fled the restaurant in a panic.
In May of the seventh year of Kaitai, I joined the army that assassinated the Prince of Qi.
I decided to modify the assassination plan and went back to Silk Village. I saw Xie Delong and Mei Chuan Neiku eating grilled chicken. I was so angry that I cursed at me. I was desperately working outside, and you guys were stealing me to eat meat! Meeting now!
The three of us had a one-day meeting, studied various successful and failed cases since ancient times, and found that all famous assassins died in the end.
Jing Ke stab Qin, Jing Ke died. Zhuan Zhu killed Wang Lao, Zhuan Zhu died. Tom Cruise killed Hitler and Tom died. The truly successful assassin evaporates after killing the target, like the murderer who killed Kennedy.
The second **** led to Dezhou City with Qin Sanguan's official. In this way, even if something happens in the future, the official will not find my head, what a perfect alibi.
After five or six miles out, I changed into a new mask and returned to Dezhou with a false identity Qin Shun prepared for me by Xie Delong.
Qin Shun, who is a medicinal material dealer, rented a warehouse outside the city and hired Mei Chuan Neiku to guard the warehouse for me. Every one or two days, I will go to the warehouse outside the city.
One come and two went, the red envelope opened the way, the wine and the meat went first, and he became a good brother with the soldiers guarding the city gate. After all, for business, the warehouse is outside the city, so you have to ask all the officials to take care of it, right? Of course, the money came from Xie Delong, and I don't care if he took advantage of the opportunity to fish for oil and water.
I don't want to be the Jing Ke who has gone down in history. No matter if I succeed or fail, I should prepare to retreat first.
To assassinate Zhu Qiyi, you must get close to him, and you cannot be suspected after the assassination. Zhu Qiyi's master is like a cloud, using force to assassinate, unless I have the strength when I was in Moming Lake, this is basically denied.
Didn’t Zhu Qiyi like to abuse cats? Then just do what he wanted. A few days later, under the name of Liu Dahai, I opened a Wancat Building in the most prosperous Desheng Street in Texas.
Wan Mao Lou is a pet shop. I hired two guys to take care of the shop and let Xie Delong and Mei Chuan Naiku collect wild cats and stray cats. For a cat in fifty liters, nearly nine thousand cats were collected in less than ten days. More than nine thousand cats are kept in the warehouse, and ten thousand cats crow at night, so it's so lively.
Sure enough, Zhu Qiyi came to the door after a while. As the shopkeeper of Wanmaolou, I naturally served him well. Zhu Qiyi was also generous in his shots. He took ten cats at a time and brought them to the backyard room and killed them cruelly. I doubt if this guy is a pervert. No, I can be sure that this guy is a pervert. I get pleasure from this kind of killing. .
It's just that every time Zhu Qiyi arrives, there are masters around him, and there is no opportunity to make a move. One comes and two, no one is killed, but the silver is not less. Xie Delong even wanted to switch to a full-time job.
The operation is not going well, which makes me very worried. But ten days later, there was good news from Umegawa Neku.
Umekawa said: My lord, it's a success!
I saw him holding a bunch of black, smelly things in his hand, covering his mouth and asking, what is this
Umekawa Dao, the cat feces coffee I just developed! Cat feces coffee, people drink, delicious, cats drink, hair spring!
I'm so angry, what do you want to open a Starbucks
Mei Chuan took me to the backyard, got a dozen cats, gave the cats coffee, and then said, "Give me drinks again, and the cats attack!"
I point him, you come and try! Meichuan refused, so I took out a monitoring token to intimidate him. If he didn't do it, I would deduct evaluation points and cut his performance by half. Meichuan was reluctant to drink it.
Within a few minutes, the smell of cat feces coffee radiated, and the dozen or so cats rushed towards Meichuan like a mad, and opened their mouths to bite Meichuan.
Umekawa was about to fight back, I stopped, aren’t you a ninja? Bear it for me!
Mei Chuan was bitten by the cat all over his body. It seemed that the attack effect was good. I said it was OK. Mei Chuan stunned dozens of cats and threw them back into the cage.
Not bad, not bad! Do more and send it to Prince Qi's Mansion!
Sure enough, this cat feces coffee has a strong flavor and excellent refreshing effect. It is very popular in the Qi Palace. Zhu Qiyi is not tired of this, and I let Meichuan continue to supply it.
After half a month, I felt that the time had come, so I sent a letter to the Prince of Qi, saying that a cat abuse meeting would be held on the fifth day of June. At that time, I would invite masters of cat abuse from all walks of life in Texas to come and invite your Royal Highness to be a guest. Zhu Qiyi listened to this. Will be fresh, willingly agree.
On the fourth day of June, I went outside the city under the name of Qin Shun. That night, I invited several guards at the city gate to have a meal. Then I told them by the way that I would make some new things tomorrow, and then I would treat them in the evening.
On the fifth day of June, I asked Meichuan to increase the dose of cat feces coffee to feed the cats. It didn't take long for the wild cats and stray cats to bark and the sound came out hundreds of meters.
At noon, all kinds of rascals and rogues in Texas City came to Wanmao Tower. The invitation letter sent earlier stated that this cat abuse meeting was hosted by His Royal Highness Zhu Qiyi, the Prince of Qi, and several awards were set up. Twelve taels of silver, five taels for the second prize, and various commemorative awards. Basically all the sluggish slabs in Texas City have arrived.
Zhu Qiyi came to Wanmao Tower, and we greeted it quickly. His Royal Highness came to preside over this cat abuse conference in person. We Wanmao Tower was full of glory!
Zhu Qiyi laughed, Wan Maolou? The cat abuse conference, only when you people figure out the hobbies of your son, will you come up with such a bad idea. Put it somewhere else, it’s not a stray cat association to sue you. However, Ben Shizi likes it!
I chuckled, bowed my head and said, His Royal Highness is half the sky of the people of Texas House. Unless the sky falls, who dares to move our Wan Mao Tower
I hurriedly let me into the inner hall and ordered the servants to make coffee. I respectfully said that this is our new premium cat feces coffee, and I would like to invite His Royal Highness to taste it.
A guard next to him took out a silver needle to test it, and nodded. Zhu Qiyi took a sip, thought it tasted good, and said, let's have a few more glasses!
I said to my heart to drink vigorously, and it will make you crooked for a while. But he said, this cat abuse meeting, there is a ruthless please, and hope that His Royal Highness can appreciate his face
Zhu Qiyi is tasting coffee, if nothing has happened, come and listen!
In this Wanmaolou cat abuse meeting, His Royal Highness Shizi is also invited to preside over the cat releasing ceremony for this meeting!
Zhu Qiyi laughed, what's the matter, don't talk about letting the cat out, I will participate in the cat abuse competition for a while!
At noon, Xie Delong presided over the meeting and talked about the rules and precautions of the game. It is not allowed to use weapons. It depends on his own skill and so on. Then the gong rang: With warm applause, please let His Royal Highness preside over the cat releasing ceremony!
After drinking the last sip of coffee, Zhu Qiyi walked into the Wan Cat House accompanied by several guards. He was very pleased to hear the cat crying in estrus.
As soon as Zhu Qiyi pulled the cage rope away, an iron door of Wan Mao's house fell, trapping Zhu Qiyi and several guards in the house.
Before others noticed the abnormality, Mei Chuan and Xie Delong and I rode on the fast horses we had prepared and ran all the way to the gate of Texas. Since they had already greeted the city gate guards, the guards did not stop them and ran out of the city.
Xie Delong asked worriedly, Master Supervisor, are you sure that Zhu Qiyi can be killed in this way
I asked, have you heard of Schrodinger’s cat? According to quantum physics, he is now in a state of being both dead and alive, unless a third party observes, you will never know whether he is dead or alive.
Xie Delong sighed, quantum physics? The supervisor said so mysterious, his subordinates didn't understand.
I laughed and said, I can’t blame the government for life. If you are ugly, you should read more.
Three days later, news came from the Texas government that Zhu Qiyi was dismembered by the cat. King Qi was furious, and all the cat owners in Texas have been copying them. Since then, there have been no cats in Texas!