There was already a crowd of people in front of the Daxiong Hall. Liu Qingfeng and I squeezed in. Liu Qingfeng said that even the temple fair in Beijing was not so spectacular. I said that the temple fair in Beijing takes place once a year. This is a rare encounter in a century by the two great masters of Zen and Tantric discussing classics and fighting methods.
After finishing the porridge, Master Dading returned to the Wuliang Temple. When I came to the presiding podium in front of the hall, I recited a Buddha's name.
In the past, Xuanzang passed on the Mahayana, promoted the Buddha Dharma, and held a water and land conference, which was cited as a grand event in Chang'an. Today, there are five living Buddhas of Esoteric Buddhism and Master Hu Lai of Central Plains Zen at the Wuliang Temple to discuss the Buddhist scriptures. The two great monks of the world gathered to do the golden light ****, adding a good story to the Buddhist history books...
In a few words, Master Dading introduced the two great masters of Buddhism, and then said, I announced that the land and water conference officially started!
With the sound of drums, the fifty-two living Buddhas appeared on the stage, wearing a purple robes, and the little boy was also solemn and extraordinary with him.
There were huge crowds in the audience, and the mountains called the Five Two Living Buddhas. Compared with the contention of hundreds of schools of thought and the blossoming of a hundred flowers in the Central Plains, the people of Xiliang worship Buddha more. Today, we have seen high-ranking monks. People are so crazy that it is hard to see in Central Plains.
The table is two feet high, and I saw the five-two living Buddha holding the boy in his hands, and with a light leap, he fell into the lotus table and sat cross-legged, like an old monk entering concentration.
Master Hu Lai wore a yellow robes and was short in stature. Compared with the solemn method of the Fifty Two Living Buddhas, Master Hu Lai looked a little shabby.
Liu Qingfeng shouted, Master! Hu Lai heard the words and smiled, your kid finally came and confiscated you as an apprentice in vain. Hu Lai suddenly angrily said: If you put on a good sleeping Arhat boxing without practicing, you have learned the martial arts of the old way again. It is really maddening to me! Liu Qingfeng smiled. Although he has learned, it is far worse than Master's martial arts!
Hu Lai nodded, let's not talk about other things, let's see how the teacher cleans up that fellow!
A little monk stepped forward, and invited the master to the stage.
Liu Qingfeng boasted to others that Master Hu Lai is my master, and today my master will win! The man was obviously a believer in Tantric Buddhism, and Liu Qingfeng said nothing when he was bailed out.
Hu Lai came to the lotus platform, circled the dharma platform twice, yelled, and moved the ladder!
Everyone suddenly crashed, and the original archmage was still in the middle, I think it was a mess. Liu Qingfeng wanted to find a seam to get in.
A little lama moved the ladder, and I don’t know if it was a coincidence or intentional. There was a step on the ladder that was not securely fixed. Hu Lai climbed halfway, and broke with a click.
There was another burst of laughter.
Hu Lai became angry from embarrassment, your organizer's logistics work is not in place! Monk Dading apologized again and again, but there was a hint of ridicule at the corner of his mouth. After changing the ladder, Hu Lai climbed onto the lotus platform.
It's not as close as the Five Two Living Buddhas, but he took out a chicken leg from his arms and a pot of wine, waved his hand to the Five Two Masters, and asked him if he wanted it.
Wuliang Master laughed and said nothing. Oh, he practised the closed mantra, no wonder the boy was with him, and he must have done this for this discussion.
Boy Dao, my master said, the master is a guest from afar, today's discussion of the classics, please ask the master first.
Hu Lai stuffed the roast chicken in his mouth and drank a drink. I am not good at playing the game, so let your master ask the question first. The boy smiled and said, so let's make a concession!
Master Wuliang thought for a while and stretched out a finger.
Hu Lai looked at him with a heavy face, shook his head, and stretched out two fingers.
Fifty and two frowned slightly, thought for a moment, and stretched out three more fingers.
Hu Lai continued to shake his head and stretched out five fingers.
The little boy looked at Hu Lai with his eyes tightly, as if he was facing an enemy.
Wuliang was a little fidgety, raised his right hand, like Buddha licking flowers.
Everyone laughed and patted his butt!
Master Wuliang glanced at the boy. The boy was bloodless and sat on the ground, saying, Master, we lost! Protesting with one hand, the master's Dharma is profound, we can't answer.
Everyone was in a trance, little master, how did you know that the living Buddha had lost before the comparison
The little boy explained: Although the two masters have not spoken yet, they have demonstrated the law of everything in the world. My master stretched out a finger, which means a real world, and one unity is equal. This is when a thought is thrown in the mind of emptiness.
Master Hu Lai stretched out two fingers, saying that although one is the beginning, it is the duality of good and evil, right and wrong, right and wrong, and the real and false right and wrong become the world of Brahma.
My master refers to the three. There are three treasures and three lives. Past, present, and future, three poisons, greed, anger, ignorance, and three begets all things, intending to suppress the theory of duality.
Master Hu Lai pointed out five fingers and five eyes. The naked eye, the heavenly eye, the wisdom eye, the dharma eye and the Buddha. The naked eye sees the sky, the heaven sees the wisdom, the wisdom sees the Dharma, the Dhamma sees the Buddha, and the Buddha sees the whole. It means that if there is no words, everything will be reviewed to the second.
Seeing that my teacher was invincible, I threw out the Buddha's confession of flowers, and wanted to ask for peace. Master Hu Lai patted his butt, saying that I don't need to care. As a result, my teacher has a high and low level, and my teacher has admitted defeat.
Master Wuliang nodded slightly, folded his hands together, closed his eyes and said nothing. I thought that this little boy was young, but his Buddhist teachings were not superficial, and I couldn't help but feel respect in my heart.
Wuliang Master is also quite a master. When racing at Tianma Ranch, I almost saw my internal injury when I was racing in Tianma Ranch. However, I still have tolerance today. After all, Hu Lai is the emperor's teacher, Buddhism attainments, there is no better in the world. Listening to the little boy's words, he won't be wronged if he loses in five or two.
What a mess!
The little boy was puzzled. The little monk is so talented and shallow, does the master have a higher insight
Come on, chick, chick, bullshit!
You living Buddha pointed out and asked me, could you order a girl to drink flower wine in Baihualou last night
I shook my head and said, no, I ordered two!
Your master asked again, but did you play for three hours
I'm not right, there are five hours.
When your master made the gesture of counting money, he was asking if he shouldn't have a lot of money
I pat the butt, meaning what money is needed, after eating and drinking, pat the butt and run away!
I saw a Buddha with five or two auras, two Buddhas ascended to heaven, his eyes were on a round stool, his eyes were breathing fire, and his chest was undulating. Finally, he patted the lotus platform with both hands, and opened his mouth to spit out the first Buddhist motto in 15 years of practicing closed mantra: fuck your sister!
The lotus platform was shattered like dust, and the little boy fell off the stage. Master Wuliang leaped up in the air, bent his hands and raised his chest, his fingers formed the mark of Shi Wuwei, and a white light lit up behind him, with the face of the Buddha concealed, and rushed to the Hulai monk ten meters away.
Hu Lai didn't realize it, waited for the five-two seals to reach his chest, grinned, and came to eat a chicken leg. Put the chicken legs into Shi Wuweiyin's hands easily. Everyone looked like they flew in five or two volleys to grab the chicken leg.
Fifty and two had more drumsticks in his hands, so he threw it away, and opened his mouth and yelled: Ha!
Hu Lai suddenly said that he wanted to drink! Throwing the wine glass casually, the wine went straight into a couple of mouthfuls.
Fifty pairs of feet stepped on the Hu Lai Fa platform, and with a bang, the Fa platform collapsed. Hu Lai screamed, fell down, and fell again.
Master Dading did not expect that a good Buddhist debate would be like this, and quickly asked the lamas to retire the followers. At that time, the two masters of the Buddhist sect fought against the world. If they hurt the people, the Wuliang Temple would be guilty.
Hu Lai angrily said, I kindly invite you to eat chicken legs and invite you to drink, if you don't appreciate it, you also destroy public property. You deserve death! After that, he stepped on the steps of the Buddha Zong, deceived him, and slapped him out.
Snap! The five-two master was beaten around twice, and asked dazedly, are you the one who beat me
Liu Qingfeng whispered, how? My master’s slap in the face, and your slap magic, who is more powerful? I said it was naturally your master, and the slap was old and hot.
Without saying anything, Hu Lai went up again with a punch and kick. Wuliang Master even used the two Buddhist impeccable fingerprints of Jiang Mo Yin and Fudo Ming Wang Yin, but he was still unable to prevent Hu Lai's legs and feet. In a short while, he was beaten into a pig's head.
Master Dading is from the line of Tantric Buddhism. He embraces Hulai's thighs with his hands. The master is merciful. Five or two are my Tantric Living Buddhas. For the sake of our delicious food and drink serving these days, give me a lot of face!
Hu Lai had a beating, and his legs and feet were tired. Angrily, hum! Liu Qingfeng practised up and beat his master on the back while flattering, Master is mighty! With that said, he took advantage of the trend and kicked it at fifty-two.
With a bang. Liu Qingfeng flew five or six feet away, limped, and cursed, why is the body of this living Buddha as hard as steel
Hu Lai is very angry and laughs, you kid, he won't be his opponent after ten years of practice! Speaking of the living Buddha, eh! Can you take it
Five or two links, I serve, I serve!
Hu Lai said again, your bones are so strong, my apprentice said, like steel like iron, in my opinion, don't call you a living Buddha anymore, just call it Iron Man!
Yes yes! I will be Iron Man from now on!
Someone was waiting by the side long ago when Hu Lai ignored the Living Buddha, connected to a stretcher, and carried Iron Man to the inner courtyard for treatment.
Master Dading also did not expect that the carefully arranged water and land conference would turn into this situation, and his expression was embarrassed. He asked, what should the master do
Hu Lai said proudly, this master is not happy today, first served a few roasted lamb, and three kilograms of Xiliang special brew, which shocked me. I also chatted with two juniors by the way, don't think I don't know you mixed water in my wine, and if so, I will demolish your Wuliang Temple.
The three of them set up the meat and wine in front of the Daxiong Hall and feasted on them. I said that it’s not good to eat meat and drink in the Buddhist holy land. Hulai said, their lamaism does not shy away from wine and meat, they should eat and drink. Then to Liu Qingfeng, what were the tricks of being a teacher
Liu Qingfeng flattered like thunder, really shocking the world, if the master can teach me, I will also be able to master the skills in the rivers and lakes. Recently, the old insomnia, the sleeping Arhat is not slipping away from punching.
Hu Lai Dao, originally I wanted to teach you, but you are okay to learn the drunken swordsmanship of Niubi, and you are not happy as a teacher. Although those five couples have been cultivated to the Amorous Consciousness, in the eyes of the teacher, beating him is not much different from beating you. What kind of shit tantric mudra, I was beaten all over the floor to find teeth when I encountered the Da Ri Tathagata mudra.
Come on, just look at me and say, your master has accepted a good apprentice!
I bowed my hand, thanks to the praise of the master, the living Buddha looked at me that day and almost made me vomit blood. The junior is not his opponent.
Hu Lai tut a few times, hehe, say you are fat and you still catch your breath? Back then, your master used that big sun Tathagata mudra to hit the world's invincible hand. Even when the surging yellow river hits, he obediently avoids the three-pointer. How can it become more and more declining in your hands
My master is a stranger in the world. I only learned a little bit of fur. How can I compare with his old man
Hu came and laughed, your master told me that you were so angry that he blew his beard and stared at him. How come you learn to flatter him now
I said in my heart that he is now in Xishui City, with his cultivation base, as long as he wants to, he can hear me if I fart!
Thinking of this, I heard someone yelling, "You shameless monk, I made an appointment with me to drink wine in Baihualou yesterday. You pour it out, wipe the soles of your feet and leave, and this group of women collected debts for a long time.
When the voice fell, he saw three cheesy people rushing in, and then fifteen or six Baihualou girls followed closely behind.
When Hu Lai listened, he ignored the full table, grabbed a chicken leg, and ran away. Sansu walked to the front, pointed at me and said to the group of girls, this is my apprentice, you want money from him! Dead monk, don't run!
After all, he also grabbed a leg of lamb and chased after him.
I cursed secretly in my heart. Yesterday I went to the city and went to the kiln. Today, I brought people to collect debts. Are there any disciples like you