Zhao Ritian looked at me with a smile, how about literary fighting and how about fighting
I thought that he was the fifth-ranked master in Xiaosheng Jianghu Ranking. If you compete in martial arts, I don’t know what to do. I still want to try another test. So, you are a master of martial arts. I feel that bullying the small with the big is unconvincing.
Zhao Ritian said dumbly. I didn't expect your kid to be clever, so what would you say
How about drinking
Master Kong smiled, Zhao Jianshen had the reputation of "Badoujiu" when he was young. Are you still asking for trouble than the amount of alcohol
Oh, sorry, I take back the sentence just now.
What is it better than? I suddenly remembered that when I just came in, there was a Lohan Pagoda in the parent-child area of a pro-shop. When Taishan was learning the arts, Master asked us to use this to practice our eyesight. Back then, I also won the four-year champion of the Taishan Pie Arhat Competition. This.
Point to the set of Arhat Towers, why don't you try to stack Arhats
Everyone laughed. Are you a three-year-old kid as a sword god, playing this kind of play house game with you
I said this is not the case. Stacking Arhats seems simple, but in fact it tests patience and vision, and I don't know if Zhao Jianshen dares to fight.
Zhao Ritian said whatever you want.
Immediately someone pushed the set of Arhat Tower up, and a total of 108 irregular wooden blocks, large and small, formed a square of one foot high and half a square square on the table.
I'll go and say that you are a senior, I'm not welcome. Just about to draw blocks, listen to Zhao Ritian, wait a minute.
I have a meal, why, want to regret it
Zhao Ritian said, how did I win, and how did you lose
I said how do you know you must win? Why not, if you win, I will be a bull and a horse for you for half a year. If you lose, how about giving me ten taels of silver
Zhao Ritian said he was not interested and the bet was too small. In this way, I won, and you will cut your arm.
I smiled and asked, what if I win
You can't win.
I said that there is such an unfair competition in the world. If I win, I will give you a big eagle and let you be a great eagle.
Zhao Ritian didn't say a word, apparently tacitly acquiescing his bet. I said that there is no proof. If you are lying to me and can't beat you, why don't you set up a paper
Some people scolded that the peach blossom sword god is famous all over the world, and he must do what he says.
I said that's not necessarily true. My master bet me and never admits it if he loses.
Everyone disdainfully said, what kind of thing is your master, how can you compare with the heroes of the gods, no, the peach wood sword god
I said no, how could the Taomu Sword God compare to my master. At this time, the voices in the hall were noisy, and no one could hear the mystery.
I saw that this set of stacked Arhats is a Lego version of blocks. There are several ways to stack Arhats. I started the game with eight treasures exquisitely, pulling out one piece from the bottom of the middle and placing it on the top.
Zhao Ritian didn't come over either, grabbed it in the air, took a piece from the sixth row, and placed it on it at will.
Cut, show off your internal strength with me, you have the ability to use your internal strength all the time.
I'm not fooled, I just put the blocks one by one. The first two dozen moves are relatively smooth, and follow my routine, the more dangerous the later, the more dangerous. The building blocks become more tired and taller, reaching three feet, one foot below, supported by only a few building blocks.
Fifty hands later, the Arhat Tower was crumbling, and even a sneeze might be in danger of collapsing. Zhao Ritian didn't hold it anymore, came to the tower, pondered for a moment, pulled out a piece sideways, and stacked it vertically on top.
This building block was very cleverly placed. It was above the center of gravity, and the Luohan Tower swayed slightly from side to side. After a few breaths, it stabilized.
This hand took me by surprise, at this time the tower was more than seven feet high, level with me. Everyone held their breath, lest they make a sound and knock down the Luohan Tower.
This is a very test of eyesight and skill. The balance of the tower can not be destroyed by pulling the wood or placing it. Every step of the calculation is extremely exhausting.
Martial arts have reached a certain level, and understanding these by analogy has far exceeded my previous achievements. In this way, I am afraid that the winner will be determined without three moves.
After calculation, I pulled out a piece from the bottom right, and the Luohan Tower swung a few times to stabilize it.
The crowd booed, and I rolled my eyes. Is this a violation? Zhao Ritian smiled and shook his head.
Stepping on the stool, I gently put it down, taking a deep breath of relief. Zhao Ritian frowned slightly, carefully withdrew a piece, and refused to let it go.
The Arhat Tower was crumbling, I took the opportunity to ask, Zhao Jianshen, I don't know something. Zhao Ritian sneered, apparently seeing through my strategy.
On that day, the sword god competed with the national teacher, and how did you break through the move
Zhao Ritian heard the words and said that my brother-in-law Dongmen Feng had a sword technique called "No sword beats a sword." Suddenly shouted, come and see!
Zhao Ritian hit the ground on his toes, leaped up into the air, and rushed towards the Arhat Tower. This is a shame, even saying that if you lose, you lose. So many heroes are watching.
Zhao Ritian descended from the sky and pinched the wooden block with his fingers. When he hit the top of the tower, he suddenly threw it out. The wooden block rushed to the top of the tower and stopped suddenly.
This trick was used, and someone shouted, this is Dongmen swordsmanship! The Taomu Sword God uses wood as his sword, and he deserves to be the master of kendo!
The Arhat Pagoda was urged by Zhao Ritian to keep it from falling. Let alone my next step, as long as I twitch the wooden block and he removes the internal force, the Arhat Pagoda may collapse.
Qin Boyi shouted from the side, you cheat with your internal strength! Zhao Ritian looked at Boyi coldly, and Qin Boyi vomited a mouthful of blood as if struck by lightning.
He said lightly, did Zhao cheat? If you can cheat, I have nothing to say.
My face was pale, my sweat was raining, and I was hesitant to take the next step.
Unexpectedly, in the end, they still competed in martial arts. Everyone said one after another, those who are overpowered, surrender quickly.
Zhao Ritian looked at me and joked that you have a chance to ask the audience in the arena, or you can pass a book to your friends to ask for help.
There was a noise in the outer hall, and it seemed that someone was making trouble. Li Shilang displeased, what's the matter
The shopkeeper went out for a while and came back to say that a Taoist priest stole the roast chicken in the back kitchen and was caught and beaten by the guy.
Still not blasting away
Master Kong said, wait a minute, a question came.
After pushing and screaming, a few guys drove someone over with a rolling pin. Why did they use a rolling pin? The smell is too big, and the guys don't want to hold him.
The man cursed, his head can be broken, blood can flow, it is better to roast a chicken with a mouth full of oil! The man said you have touched it, and you won't give it to the dog.
I saw people coming, so beautiful that their noses were dripping out, happily, why are you here
The coming person is the Sansu.
Sansu curled his lips and headed west for his master Yujian. He was hungry and could not move on the way, and fell off. Dude teased, fell into the cesspool. Three sayings say that I look down on you guys who don't understand and respect the elders.
When the peach wood sword god Zhao Ritian saw Sansu, his face suddenly changed and he dared not make a sound.
Come to me, stretch out your hand, and bring it. With a bitter smile in my heart, I took out a piece of silver from my arms and handed it over.
Sansu held up his silver and said, see if we have money, my apprentice gave it to me, so hurry up and set up a banquet! Li Shilang shouted, presumptuous, Master Kong is here, and dare to talk presumptuous nonsense.
What the three sayings say is that adults and villains, poor Dao is a monk, and ignore your secular practices. When I came to the table, I grabbed a Sixi meatball and took a bite. Bah, it's all noodles, or roast chicken.
Someone snickered, this old way of daring to be hungry and crazy, all talking nonsense. Sansu stared, the man shuddered in fright, and immediately acted evil. The old guy was looking for a fight.
Sansu says that you have never had a hard time, thinking that when we were watching Sanqing, it was a hungry meal and a full meal. This is called reminiscing about bitterness and sweetness.
I said it was OK. Sansu did not hesitate to pay attention to him, turned his head and criticized me, such a simple thing can't be played with people, it is really a shame to the teacher!
Shimen? There are only two of us in our door, what kind of door are we
Sansu was stunned, apparently he hadn't considered this question, yeah, what kind of gate, why should it be called the old nine gate? I said it was a tomb robber, so I won't do it for the time being. Sansu said that I hate your inquisitive problems.
Li Shilang interrupted, have you ever finished? It's better than better, no better to surrender quickly!
I said I chose to ask for help from the audience, okay? Zhao Ritian's face changed, and he smiled awkwardly, that is naturally okay.
I'm not good at learning three vulgarities. It's because of the money I gave you. Help me. Sansu said to look at you, walked up to the Arhat Tower, took a casual look, reached out and picked up the piece that Zhao Ritian had just picked up, and put it back.
Everyone said that it doesn't count! Sansu said that you know what a fart, and then randomly took out a piece of it, and threw it at will, the Arhat Tower did not move.
Sansu rushed to Zhao Ritian's mouth. It's your turn. You can ask the audience for help, or you can choose Feige to pass on the book and ask your friends for help. This guy dare to be eavesdropping all the time.
Everyone said that the sword god, quickly taught this old way of life and death.
Zhao Ritian glanced at the man coldly, and the man backed away again and again. Then the face was like a peach blossom, and respectfully said: I lost.
Three sayings, even if you lose
Zhao Ritian sweated like syrup, Nono asked, what did the predecessors mean
According to the three sayings, my apprentice said to give you a big eagle. This thing is too expensive, and it is still a second-class protected animal. There is a flower carving here, and it will be called a big eagle in the future.
Zhao Ritian said several things in succession. He grabbed the jar and drank it in one fell swoop. A flash of cold light flashed in his eyes, gritted his teeth and said, thank you senior for giving the name!
The Taomu sword was cut out, and Zhao Ritian's left arm was cut off shoulder-to-shoulder.
Everyone exclaimed, Li Shilang's expression changed, and he kept air-conditioning, and with a single sentence, the Taomu Sword God broke his arm.
Zhao Ritian picked up his left arm and walked away without looking back. Master Kong said, this hero, please come to your seat.
It is said that sea cucumber and abalone are not as good as our roast chicken. Just take a look at those guys just now, you say yes. There was a commotion, and the guys were so frightened that they peeed their pants.
Sansu sat on the ground, gnawing the roast chicken, and the needle dropped during the meeting, and everyone did not dare to take a mouthful.
Qin Boyi came over and asked, who is this, so powerful. I smiled bitterly, my cheap master.
I said that Sansu is full, let's go. The restaurant is about to close. The shopkeeper trembling from the side, not in a hurry, not in a hurry. Is a roast chicken enough
Sansu said you want to pack it for me, I don't have enough money. The shopkeeper is also calm, come to Jingling in the future, our roast chicken is as you please.
Sansu says that your roast chicken tastes good, you can eat, tear and chew, so I will give you a picture.
The shopkeeper even asked someone to bring his pen and ink. Sansu picked up a large pen and wrote three big characters crookedly: gnaw a chicken.