The Days in Central Plains

Chapter 278: Bragging syllogism

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I said I made everyone laugh, and I just got my teacher's certificate. Wu Tietou was slightly disdainful. He turned around and told a few people that maybe somebody came in through the back door. He turned around and asked Sun Peifu, how much is the monthly salary of the Qin teacher

Sun Peifu also didn't know whether it was low EQ or deliberate, saying that Qin Jiaoxi's monthly salary was 50 taels. The faces of the other instructors were a little unsustainable. Wu Tietou raised his head. Why

Everyone said, yeah, why? Our full-time teacher's monthly salary is only three or two, and he is a newcomer who has just obtained his teacher's certificate. Why is he more than us

Wu Tietou said, an honorary instructor can get fifty taels of silver, but I would like to say how many catties you have. I was a little impatient, how do you call it

Come and make gestures.

I said yes, what do you say is better? Anyway, I don't know how to use swords, spears, swords, halberds, axes and hooks.

There are teaching Taoism, compare here, it's not interesting, go to the martial arts hall to compare. Everyone responded. Originally, this was only a private matter between me and Wu Tietou. After Sun Peifu told me my salary, the others were happy to watch me languish.

When I came to the martial arts hall, there was a teacher teaching to all the disciples. Don’t practice blindly, just go away. There is a teaching test today. Qin Boyi saw me, his eyes lit up, and he came over and whispered, this is the iron head of Wu’s training. Gong, love to fix us when there is nothing wrong, Qin Daxia helps us vent our anger.

I walked to the hall and said that you all showed your ugliness. I will first play a set of Taishan School of Xiucai Boxing. After that, fasten the cuffs and trouser legs, put out a hand-up position, punched it down, and sweated slightly on the forehead.

This set of martial arts is the Taishan school's introductory boxing method. The moves are simple. When you graduated from a career, this set of punches was drawn. As a result, the moves were forgotten. Now the martial arts is not what it used to be. Improvements were made to remove the waste and save the champs, and the silly tigers reinforce the wind.

When all the disciples saw it, they applauded, and they couldn't think of an introductory boxing technique that would make the fight so beautiful. Wu Tietou sneered, such a powerful boxing technique, I thought I had done two tricks. I said that they are all in the same sect.

Wu Tietou also took care of me, saying, that's better than strength. Speaking of coming to Shisuo, two hundred catties of Shisuo, hula hula lifted two hundred, without changing his face and breathing.

I said that broken boulders in my chest wouldn't be bothering me, and I was afraid of a stone lock? So he raised two hundred and one, and asked with a smile, continue? Without saying a word, Wu Tietou held up three hundred more, seeing sweat on his forehead, and he was proud to put it down.

I secretly laughed, and held three hundred and one more, always pressing him by one. How could Wu Tietou admit defeat, and lifted another five hundred in one breath, panting like a cow and sweating profusely. I secretly used force and lifted five hundred one another, always pressing on one of him. Whatever happened, my waist flashed when I lifted it again.

Wu Tietou said that if the comparison goes on, there is no difference between the winner and the loser.

I said yes, why don't the two sides be separated by fifty steps with an apple on their heads and target each other? Wu Tietou said he was afraid that you might not succeed.

Both sides took the bow and arrow and took fifty steps. Wu Tietou raised his hand and it was an arrow. The arrow passed through the apple above my head and nailed it to the wall behind.

it is good! There were bursts of cheers, and the juniors and sisters of Taishan sent me to look at me, gloating for misfortune. I coughed, saying that it's boring to shoot so, it's better to be a little irritating and blindfolded.

After that, I took a piece of black cloth, blindfolded, and turned around for a few times. I swayed and pointed the arrow at Wu Tie's head. I shot. Four Lakes' true energy was released, Wu Tietou was locked, and the bow and arrows were full.

Wu Tietou asked if you have practiced archery? Pang, who taught me bowing, said, I remember that he barely passed the exam by cheating, and asked me to change his grade.

Hearing this, Wu Tietou stepped back and was about to avoid it. I pretended to be slippery. Oh, Wu Tietou was about to run, and his arrow was like electricity. He shot the apple on his head while moving.

To know that masked archery is already difficult, let alone shooting arrows while the target is moving, but they don't know whether I have a mask or not after I have trained in Jingwei.

Everyone looked at it with their eyes fixed and speechless, obediently, so that's okay. I say fluke. Wu Tietou also said that the blind cat ran into a dead mouse, which was not counted.

My heart said that you are just a cooked duck, with a hard mouth, and I asked, what do you say is better? Wu Tie fell in the first two rounds and was anxious to find a place back. He pointed his head to see who had a harder head!

Wu Tietou practiced the golden bell iron head technique, practiced oil hammer initiation for many years, and his head was bald and hairless. This technique is said to be very hard to practice, but I still do not understand that this martial arts is both hair loss and impractical. There are so many people practicing. Isn't it okay to touch people's heads in actual combat

Nothing to compare, my head is not as hard as you.

Wu Tietou glared, and gave up before he could compare? As he said, he picked up a blue brick and slapped it on his head. The blue brick was broken into several pieces, and I glanced at me, meaning you are coming.

I'm not stupid. I compare this to you, so I took a cooked egg out of my arms and knocked it on my forehead. The egg cracked.

Wu Tietou laughed and smashed an egg on his forehead. You really wanted to come out. I said you are not convinced, let me try one? Wu Tietou strode to me, his head moved forward, come on!

I said, don’t blame me if you asked for it, then took out an egg, poured a little bit of anger, and knocked on his forehead. Suddenly, Wu Tie headed with blood and gold stars appeared in the corners of his eyes. He wandered for two steps and fainted to the ground.

I said it was too careless, Qin Boyi said, where is the egg, this is clearly a golden egg. I'm right, this is the golden egg.

Sun Peifu Liandao admired a few times, I smiled and gave my hand to the other teaching methods. I wonder if a few teachers still advise

Whether it’s teaching Taishan or starting a school, the first level is to deal with kicking the field, and Wu Tietou served as a foil. The others will naturally not be difficult for me. As for whether they will secretly compete with me, it is not me. Concerned about the problem.

Sun Peifu told all the disciples, this is my honorary teacher of the Taishan School, Qin Jiaoxi, in the past few days, if you don't understand, you can ask Qin Jiaoxi for advice.

Diao Deyi didn't know when to stand by and coughed a few times. Everyone saluted him and saw the head. Diao Deyi said that this Qin teacher was also sent from Taishan, and now he has become a senior executive in the Central Plains Escort.

According to his agreement with me, I would like to give lectures to all the disciples. I said that young people nowadays don’t do the exercises when they are studying arts, and they can get along well. If they don’t give them some work, I’m sorry for my five or two months’ salary. .

Although based on the current income, these tens of taels of silver is nothing, but the meat of mosquitoes is also meat. If you have more skills, you are not afraid of pressing yourself, and if you have more money, you are not afraid of tiring. In this kind of situation, facing a group of small dolls, bragging is indispensable.

According to the speech experience secretly learned from the master of success, the bragging is divided into three steps. The first step is to make what you say is so miserable. In the second step, you need to work as hard as you can. The third step is to make what you say is as awesome as it is awesome.

I cleared my throat and said, in the six years of Xitai, I sent a teacher from Mount Tai. With a dream of a world, I carried two taels of silver and a sword in my hand, and went to the capital alone.

At that time, I had nothing to do with no connection, the hardest time to endure, two meals a day pickled vegetable buns, living under the overpass, the days were so bitter and bitter, I found my first job, looking after someone in a nursing home, and paid five a month. Baiwen.