On the official road outside the capital, a convoy composed of an ox cart and a dozen horse-drawn carriages moved slowly. A red and a purple flag are inserted on each car. The red flag says Shunfeng Logistics, and the purple flag means dung earthhou.
Gonggong Fang's return to his hometown was very grand, and the official post along the way opened the door to convenience. In addition, there were a number of guards and guards on this trip, so it seemed that my full-time bodyguard was a bit redundant. But that's okay, I rode on Luhua, hanging far behind the convoy.
With my current strength, even if there is a situation, unless the heads of all the big sects come together, and there are a few green thief green forests, I am confident that I can rescue that Fang Caotian.
However, the father-in-law's behavior was a bit surly, and the little eunuch was acting as a tiger, picking things out of it, and after only a long time left, three maids were given a whip because they were not in place.
This makes me a little unhappy, but Liu Qingfeng once said that all those who come out of Longkong Pavilion are of such virtues, as long as they don't provoke me, I don't bother to be bothered.
The front guards pointed at me, then burst into laughter, and listened to the little eunuch yelling, hey, who is from the Central Plains Escort, come here.
I walked the mule a few steps forward, and said with a smile, I wonder if the little father-in-law has any advice
The little eunuch looked a little disdainful. Your surname is Qin, right? Your surname is Qin. Listen, from now on, the little master will not be called the little father-in-law, I will be called Xiaogongju later.
I glanced at his crotch, and said in surprise, the young man will not lift it.
The little eunuch was furious, and was about to ask a few big inner guards to teach me, listening to the fairness of the inside of the car, this Qin Biaotou, I heard that your martial arts are not bad.
I chuckled, just so-so.
The little eunuch said angrily, godfather, in my opinion, it’s a mere appearance, look at his size, it’s incomparable with a few guard elder brothers, look at Zhang Huwei’s chest muscles, this abdominal muscles, this psoas muscles, you Look at him again, hum.
I said to my heart that what I was practicing was good, but after another thought, the little eunuch was gone. He was full of longing for the muscular man of this size, and he didn't break his mouth. The corners of his mouth were slightly tilted, and a smile appeared.
The guard saw it in his eyes and sneered. It seems that the master of the escort is not very convinced. I shook my head and said, no, I am convinced.
Father Fang said it's better to compare it. Reach out and point to the steel pipe with the red flag in front of the car. It's better to show your hand to see who can bend the steel pipe. If you can do it, the miscellaneous family will have a reward.
I chuckled, saying that the people in Longkong Pavilion had long hair and short knowledge. If you bend this steel pipe, an ordinary 9th-grade martial artist can do it. The guard probably wanted to please the eunuch Fang, so he said that Zhang Xier would like to give it a try.
Speaking of stepping forward and pulling out the steel pipe, I said I'll help you hold it, reach out and hold the steel pipe, Zhang Huwei stepped on his horse, his whole body joints crackled, everyone applauded.
Zhang Huwei grabbed the steel pipe with both hands, shouted, and exerted all his strength.
My heart said it was not so easy, so I secretly sent a puff of indignation. Zhang Huwei's face was flushed, and the blue veins all over his body were exposed. He said, bend!
The steel pipe did not move, and Zhang Huwei roared and roared wildly. I said it was almost done. After removing the internal force, the steel pipe bends abruptly under the hard force of Zhang Huwei.
The rest of the guards applauded one after another, and Zhang's guard wiped his sweat, muttering that the door was wicked. However, I was still a little proud to have done it in front of the eunuch Fang.
The little eunuch clapped his hands and said, Big Brother Zhang is very skilled, and looked at me again, I wonder if Qin Biaotou can show his hand
I even shook my head and said, I can't do it, this thing is too difficult. The little eunuch said that he couldn't even do this, how could he be a bodyguard for his godfather
I said I couldn't bend steel pipes, but if I bend people, I still have something to do. The little eunuch was surprised, how can one break a bend
I said you come and see! Speaking of taking a step forward, Zhang Huwei pulled and sent off, Zhang Huwei was about to resist, but his hands and feet did not listen.
I bumped him with another guard, and the two kissed each other, and smiled and said to the little eunuch, "Look, it's broken."
Zhang Huwei got up and gave me a ferocious look. He had to do it when he drew his sword. Fang Eunuch smiled, interesting, Xiao Shunzi, reward! The little eunuch was extremely reluctant to take out two hard objects from a box.
I asked Xiao Shunzi father-in-law, what is this? The little eunuch proudly said, this is a piece of dragon dung from the current emperor. I even covered my nose and said, thank you, give it to you.
Stopping all the way, until the next morning, did not arrive at Tianjin Mansion.
Above the official road station, local officials from Tianjin Fuyin and various prefectures and counties were waiting on the roadside to clean water and pour the street, clear the road, beat gongs and drums, and greet them with colorful lights. It reads on the banner, a warm welcome to the dung landlord to return home and so on.
The motorcade stopped, and officials from the Tianjin government Yin Changhui led a group of officials to greet him on the side of the road. The father-in-law Xiaoshunzi ran over and said that Mr. Fang was just resting in the car. Please wait for a while.
The officials were angry, and some people whispered. A dead eunuch is still putting on airs here. Anyway, we are also from the top two rankings, and now we are going to kneel for this dead eunuch.
Someone on the side persuaded people to eat and eat. They felt that they were playing the game, so let's just look at them. Liu Xian Cheng has been an official for more than ten years. It stands to reason that we should see through these welcoming and sending off.
Hearing this conversation, I couldn't help but laugh secretly. The court's servility training for so long seems to be useless. No one is a fool. Both on and off stage are just acting. If you are serious, you will lose.
Near noon, Fang Cao genius got out of the car. Chang Fu Yin led everyone forward and kneel down. Tianjin Wei Changhui took the lead to raise and lower Fang Tuhou Fang Gong and public peace!
The eunuch Fang pinched the orchid finger, and the small box he was holding in his arms walked over, making Chang Fu Yin wait for a long time. It was only just now when he had a rest at the house, that he dreamed that the present-day sage was giving the imperial family preaching, every word, Zhuji, It is thought-provoking, the miscellaneous family is afraid of being abrupt, and dare not wake up!
Chang Fu Yin said that Fang Gonggong returned to his hometown and still attached himself to the sage, which is really my great blessing.
Seeing the two men talking nonsense in a serious way, I wanted to laugh, but couldn't laugh out loud. In the whole world, not only the two of them, but the entire Daming officialdom, don't talk innocent nonsense every day. However, this is indeed the rule. Just like the quack, you not only have to say it, but you also have to say it well. This is a kind of identity, or political sensitivity.
At noon, Chang Fu Yin arranged a banquet near the pier, which was exhaustive and luxurious, flying in the sky, swimming in the water, and running on the ground.
At the end of the day, Chang Fu Yin said that he has prepared special products for you.
The eunuch Fang said that when I was in the palace, I often heard from the emperor that Tianjin Wei has two special products that are well-known in the world. One is Goubuli steamed buns, and the other is the gold ingot from Tianjin Wei. It is of sufficient fineness, good quality, and few in the world. Yes. This time I went back to my hometown, passing by the 13th Road State, and specially prepared 13 empty carriages. Please help me fill up the one with the Jin brand.
Chang Fu Yin's face changed slightly, this public demand for bribes was so blatant, but just for a moment, Chang Fu Yin smiled and said, that would surely let Father Fang return home full of fruit. Turn around and say, Tanggu Liuzhi County, the special product that Father Fang wanted, I think before and after, I think only you can do it.
It was Liu Zhixian who was kneeling and complaining not long ago. Hearing Chang Fu Yin's order, he said with a sad face, abiding by the order.
With the sound of drums, Father Fang was full and drunk, and got into the car drunk. I followed, and Changzhi County watched the motorcade go away, waving goodbye with a smile, and vomiting two words, ****.
Looking at the eunuch Fang, seeing everyone drifting away, he said, a group of idiots. With that said, he came to the carriage behind the convoy with the word "Jin" and opened it to see that there was a carriage of Goubuli steamed buns.
The eunuch Fang shouted angrily, you bastards, you think that the mess is doing nothing, take some dead cats and dogs to fool the mess, hum, wait for the mess to go back, write a letter to the emperor to wear your little shoes!
Naturally, I would not pay attention to these people, hiding behind and laughing secretly. After walking for more than 20 miles, I came to a mountain road. I saw two big guys crossing a table in the middle of the road, lying on an easy chair, drinking tea and chatting.
In some cases, Zhang Huwei repeatedly shouted to stop.
I thought this place should be the site of Pansi Cave Master Zao Wou-ki. I visited them with Yu Qianqian two years ago. Now looking at these two great men, their martial arts are between the fifth and sixth ranks, and for a while they can't tell where they are.
With the release of Jingwei Zhenqi, there were nearly a hundred people at the corner of the road, from the fourth rank of martial arts to ordinary people, and the heart was fierce. Just listen to someone behind them whispering, it looks like a bunch of fat sheep, eighteen carriages, this time it is estimated to be rich!
Zhang Huwei was born in Ouchi. He was engaged in royal business. He never looked at these rivers and lakes and green forests. Now the place has to block the road and not go up to the incision. He directly shouted, "The court is the first class of dung soil Hou Yijin to return to the hometown, you don't quickly avoid it!"
I sneered in my heart, so shouting, self-registration number, is equivalent to showing my trump card. Guo then said that the person in front of him again said that it was still a yellow bar. The brothers rushed up in a while, and invited you to wash your feet at night.
The man blocking the road sprayed a sip of tea on Zhang Huwei, and he laughed and said: What dung, pooping, acquainted, eighteen carriages, half of them, let alone give you face.
Zhang Huwei said, what if not? Reaching out and pointing to the back, we have more than a dozen brothers.
The big guy in the way, Jie Jie, laughed strangely, there are more people than people, brothers, come on to me! As soon as the voice fell, nearly a hundred people rushed up from the corner, armed with swords in their hands, and huffed around the crowd.
How is it
Zhang Huwei smiled dryly, embarrassed, he went the wrong way. Said and waved, leading everyone to flee. The eunuch Fang yelled anxiously in the car, don't run, you hens without eggs!
I saw the leader familiar, and when I looked closely, it was Yu Qianqian! It's just that the explosive head of the year has become a small flat head, and there is also a hint of brutality between the eyebrows.
The original Pansi Cave Master Zao Wou-ki, wearing a set of ruined robe, followed Yu Qianqian, like a little brother behind a horse, not far away, Little Phoenix, wearing a red cheongsam, looked at Yu Qianqian charmingly.
Unexpectedly, after he fished out Yu Qianqian from the capital last year, he went to Pansidong, grabbed Zao Wou-ki's chassis, and occupied the mountain as king.
Fang Caotian and Xiao Shunzi knelt behind and begged for mercy.
The gangsters rushed up to rob the vehicle, but angrily shouted.
This car is empty!
This one too!
This car has a car of Goubuli steamed buns, it's still hot!
There is a car here, which looks quite full.
The eunuch Fang changed his tone when he heard the words, and took Yu Qianqian's hand and cried: No, this car is too expensive to be touched indiscriminately! How could Yu Qianqian bother, kick the eunuch Fang away and pry it open for me.
When the car is opened, there is a layer of kraft oil paper inside, which is extremely tightly wrapped. Yu Qianqian stepped forward and cleaved the kraft paper with a slash, and a smell filled the sky, which was actually a cart of dried stool.
Yu Qianqian stomped his feet angrily, drew a knife and came to the eunuch Fang, and slashed with the knife. I thought to myself how this could be done, so I picked up a stone and bounced it out.
Ding.
Yu Qianqian shouted, who
I walked out and said with a smile, hello, leader.