Shun Sheng looked at it, and saw a three-bag dirty-clothed disciple coming over and reprimanding, today’s Xingzi Lin Beggar Gang meeting, our dirty-clothes faction and the pure-clothes faction opened the Linglong 9th Bureau, you were late for such an important matter.
Lv Xiaojiu scratched his head and said, I slept late last night and accidentally overslept. Third Brother Li should not be angry. This year our dirty clothes faction will definitely be able to fight a turnaround.
The disciple surnamed Li glanced at me. Who is this person? Wouldn't it be the agent of the Clean Clothes Sect who broke into my Dirty Clothes Sect
I said in my heart that for your daily honour, I owe it my interest for a long time, but I am not a member of the Beggar Gang. I have long heard of the reputation of the Xingzi Forest Beggar Gang. Today, I am here at the invitation of Brother Lu. Cheer for the dirty clothes faction. Lu Xiaojiu said that the third brother is my friend. Only then did the three-bag disciples give up.
Lu Xiaojiu went to the front to sign in, let me wait here.
A lazy man hanging his eyebrows and slanting his eyes, dressed in tatters, wearing torn shoes, holding a pu fan, shaking one step three times, singing in his mouth, broken shoes, broken hat, broken robe...
Seeing me staring at him, the guy was unhappy. What do you look at, haven't you seen a handsome guy? I said I've seen dirty ones, never seen you so dirty. I said you have hands and feet, why not do some business
The guy said I was doing business.
I can't say it, you need capital to do business, you beggar, where does the capital come from
The man took a look at me and said, You think my outfit and lyrics are all caused by a strong wind. With that, he passed by me and said in his mouth that he couldn't communicate with the idiot.
I said, believe it or not, slap you to death.
There is an empty square in Xingzilin. On weekdays, a group of retired aunts are practicing dance, but today they are crushing hundreds of people. The Jingyi faction also brought a Mazha, and the Dieyi faction sat on the ground without regard to the muddy ground.
I asked Lu Xiaojiu, just like this for a meeting
Lu Xiaojiu nodded and said yes, every year.
At this time someone shouted, the leader of Li regiment is here! There was a cry from the Jingyi School. Li Taibai, the head of the Jingyi faction, walked out of the crowd. His face was even blacker than Meng Heitan. I suspect it was a smuggled breed from Africa.
Li Taibai opened his mouth and smiled, baring his white teeth, and said, Good morning, everyone, in March, all things are revived. In this spring day, we will hold the Beggar Gang meeting in the picturesque Xingzilin...
I whispered to Lu Xiaojiu, and just broke the meeting, as for you guys. Lu Xiaojiu said that this combination of inheritance and transformation is a routine, and this has just broken the topic, and the good news is behind.
Sure enough, Li Taibai began to criticize the dirty clothes faction, saying that the dirty clothes faction was sloppy, uncut, and unsightly, which brought a devastating blow to the image of the gang of beggars. The beggar gang is a service industry. The guilty gang is dressed like this. As the leader of the beggar gang, I am also heartbroken. You see, even the leader of your dirty clothes dispatch Zhang Tuan, feels no face, and hasn't been here for a long time.
As soon as the voice fell, a dozen rotten eggs were thrown from the dirty clothes pie. Li Taibai's disciple Li Jiaobai stood in front of the master and took the rain of eggs.
The dirty clothes are humane, don’t talk coldly, the surname is Li, our Zhang Taihei group leader will come to participate in the beggar gang meeting, it will have no effect on our dirty clothes squad beating the water dog, every year, let’s talk a lot of nonsense, annoying Not annoying
Li Taibai said that to make a long story short, let's start Linglong nine rounds.
According to Lu Xiaojiu, the Linglong Ninth Game is a gambling game where the dirty clothes and the clean clothes re-divide the nine districts of Wuxi every year. This is related to the direct income of the two factions next year, so the two factions pay special attention to it. In the 9th round of this year, Linglong invited the scimitar gang leader, the chairman of the aunt and Donglai Shunpiao to be the judges.
Xiaosheng Jianghu was also invited to come to witness. The Beggars can’t afford to spend money and don’t have much money for carriage or horses. For this kind of witness business, Xiaosheng Jianghu only sent two new interns. Announce the results in the infertility advertisement.
Someone shouted, Linglong's first round of the 9th inning, please prepare for the two parties. Then, dozens of Dieyi and Jingyi disciples walked to the middle of the field with wooden sticks in their hands. I asked Lu Xiaojiu if this was going to be a gang fight
Lu Xiaojiu said no, what is the martial arts of the Beggar Gang
I said Jianglong Eighteen Palms.
Lu Xiaojiu laughed and said, buddy, you think too much, where is the dragon under the world, and learned where to go, but the evil dog is in charge, and I have to guard against it. The first game of Linglong every year is better than a dog.
I nodded secretly. It is said that the method of beggar sticks is a secret that the Beggars did not pass on. It is extremely powerful. I didn't want to steal it. But if I missed such a martial art, I feel a pity. I pretended to talk to Lu Xiaojiu, but my eyes were fixed on the field.
There was a rush of gongs, and the dirty clothes group and the clean clothes group stretched out their hands, each forming a four-by-eight line. Sixty-four people formed a square in the middle of the field, which implies the shape of Yin-Yang and Gossip.
The game begins!
A man yelled, now he will start to do the seventh set of dog-sticking method, stand still... Go!
The dirty clothes faction and the clean clothes faction held their breath, staring at the contestants in the field, watching the movements of the people intently. The Dieyi faction begs for a long time, and is extremely proficient in the practice of dog-sticking, coupled with diligent study and practice, the dog-sticking is neat and uniform.
There are eight tactics of stumbling, smashing, entanglement, poking, picking, attracting, sealing, and turning in the dog-sticking method. After a set of stick methods, it is obvious that the dirty clothes sect has worked hard in it, and the dirty clothes sect is begging and has rich practical experience. The net clothes faction left this great technique behind.
The three judges scored the results, three votes for dirty clothes and zero votes for net clothes. There was cheers from the dirty clothes pie.
Lv Xiaojiu excitedly said that dog-playing is a traditional advantage of our dirty-clothes faction, and it has won three to zero for three consecutive years.
Linglong's second round of the nine rounds was a speech contest.
The beggar helps begging, first by image, and second by a mouth. Lu Xiaojiu said that in this industry, stupid mouth attracts bad dog bites, and clever mouth wins a fortune. This competition needs to be simulated in actual combat. Each side will send one person to beg with those passing by. One stick of incense is limited, and the more one wins.
The dirty clothes sent an old beggar, holding a tree branch, walking around and coming to the side of the road.
It happened that a fat man in gorgeous clothes was passing by, and the old beggar stopped the fat man and said, son, pity me, give me some money to buy food, I haven't eaten for three days and three nights, you think I'm a pig!
Hearing this, the fat man ignored the sloppy, grabbed the old beggar's hand, asked enthusiastically, and quickly told me, how many catties did you lose if you didn't eat for three days and three nights? The old beggar is tireless, but the fat man is entangled.
The Jingyi sent one person to the stage. It was the sloppy guy I met just now. I saw him come to the side of the road, his feet turned three hundred and sixty degrees, like a deformity, kneeling on the ground, and writing eight characters on the ground. , Life doesn't stop, keep kowtow.
For every person passing by, kowtow. He also said:
Longevity!
Good people are safe in their lives!
After a stick of incense, the old beggar didn't have any money, and he almost made the fat man half annoyed. The sloppy man actually gained a few silvers, which aroused the envy of everyone. The judges announced that the net clothes will win!
At this moment, someone recognized the scruffy man and said, that man was actually the King of Xidan Kowtow!
The group of beggars was in an uproar, and the Jingyi faction invited the legendary king of beggars, Xidan Kotou Wang, who is said to be famous in the capital, and set a record of four taels of silver in half an hour in Xidan.
For this idol among the beggars, the gang of beggars have become obsessed with him, and they surrounded him and asked for autographs to teach experience. Then the king of Xidan kowtowed with a smile, raised his silver hand to me, and drifted away.
Linglong's third game is better than the trick of betting the chicken.
Beggars are begging all the year round, and all they get are inferior foods. The only delicacy that can be obtained is the beggar gang called the chicken. It is said to be passed down from the Hong gang master in the Northern Song Dynasty and is one of the necessary skills for the beggar gang disciples. Wrap the chicken with lotus leaves, coat it with lake mud, roast it hard on a high fire, and smoke it slowly on a low fire. After breaking it, the aroma is overflowing, which makes the index finger move.
In this round, the net clothes faction won. It is not difficult to understand that the dirty clothes sects have better living conditions, and there are also a lot of trades in robbing houses and stealing chickens and dogs.
In the fourth game, the lotus fell.
Lianhualuo is the most famous art form of the Beggar Gang, and it is also an advanced form of speech art. The Dieyi School and the Jingyi School diverged on the development of Lianhualuo.
The Dieyi School inherited the traditional seven-piece method, with two big boards in the right hand and five small boards in the left hand. Seven pieces are difficult to practice, and they are very particular about verses, and they can come right away, so they have a very high level of art.
The Jingyi School has been optimized and improved to lower the threshold. One speaker, one microphone, one speaker, and its own accompaniment is more crying. It is either deaf or blind. In this regard, the dirty clothes faction is extremely disdainful, but when it comes to the effect of begging, it does not give up. Because of this, many disciples of the Dieyi Sect who refused to work hard to practice the lotus fall have turned to the Jingyi Sect.
The Dieyi School sings the traditional song "Yang Xiaoqiong Brushing the Street". The Jingyi faction won the sympathy and tears of the three judges with the song "Wandering people miss you outside, dear mother". In the fourth game, the Jingyi faction still won.
Linglong had nine rounds and eight rounds, the net clothes faction led by 6 to 2, and the dirty clothes faction was defeated across the board. This will mean that in the next year, the dirty clothes faction can only concentrate on a small part of the business, which is undoubtedly a serious blow to the dirty clothes faction.
Li Taibai showed complacency and said to all the disciples of the Dieyi Sect. The Dieyi Sect and the Jingyi Sect were originally in the same line and linked together. Now that the times have changed, it is time for your thinking to change. Join our clean clothes pie, delicious and spicy, the benefits are indispensable for you.
The disciples of the Jingyi School shouted one after another, follow the leader of Li Tuan, and have meat! The dirty clothes faction is noisy here, and some disciples can't bear it anymore and want to take refuge in the past.
Li Taibai said again that if the Beggar Gang wants to develop, it must break the old tradition and demand newness, change, and seed! Today, as long as you join the Jingyi Faction, we will abandon the past and develop the begging industry in Wuxi City together! Here, we want to live with money, dignity, and status!
The disciple of the Jingyi School shouted: Have dignity and status!
Li Taibai looked around and said slowly, I have a major event to announce that our Beggars accepted the invitation of the leader of Murong, as a member of the Martial Arts Justice League, to join in the crusade against the demon cult and maintain the fairness and justice of the martial arts!
At this time, Lu Xiaojiu Dao, leader Li, this was only eight rounds, and there was one more round, so I still want to try.