After Zhang Taihei appeared, the morale of the disciples of the dirty clothes faction was greatly boosted, and some who were planning to join the net clothes faction secretly returned to the dirty clothes faction team. Zhang Taihei looked around and said calmly. For hundreds of years, there have been constant disputes between the dirty clothes faction and the clean clothes faction. After Zhang's careful study, he finally realized the truth.
Li Taibai asked, what do you say
Zhang Taigang said that the root cause of the struggle between the two factions is not because of the clothing problem, nor is it because of the different concepts of begging. These are all superficial problems. We look at the essence through the phenomenon, and in the final analysis, it is because of the problem of interest.
Li Taibai snorted coldly, saying this is equivalent to not saying.
Zhang Taigang, why don't we come to make a bet, this time we will attack the Demon Sect. There will be fifty people from each of the Dieyi Sect and the Jingyi Sect. Who will kill the Demon Sect
Li Taibai smiled, afraid that you won't make it. Jingyi sent all the disciples to follow the order, and all the disciples who signed up to attack the Demon Cult will be awarded 50 silver for every one killed!
Zhang Taihei sneered and said, the Jingyi Group has Murong Mountain Villa to support you, and I am not a vegetarian. Dieyi sent all the disciples to follow the order and sign up to attack the demon cult disciples. For every person killed, a bottle of Libai laundry detergent will be rewarded!
When the swords of the two major regiments were at war, a monk and a woman walked out from the crowd, holding a broomstick. The sweeping monk walked up to Zhang Taihei, pointed his finger at the bottle and asked, do you want this empty bottle
Zhang Taihei said, you stinky sweeper, go away.
The sweeping monk said, you can insult me, but you can't insult our sanitation workers. To tell you the truth, all the rubbish in Xingzilin is under my control, and no one can take it away! Otherwise, I will let my brother come out and beat you up.
What is your brother
My brother was sweeping the floor in the Buddhist Scripture Pavilion of Shaolin Temple.
Zhang Taihei threw out a few copper plates, and said that buying these copper plates will kill you? The sweeping monk refused to give up, Zhang Taihei was impatient and kicked him a few feet away.
The sweeping monk said he couldn't die, but the bottle seemed to be too much to come. The sweeper said, it doesn't matter, it's us that is us. After that, he helped the sweeping monk to walk to the outside.
After the two got upset, Zhang Taihei asked, where did I talk? A disciple reminded, laundry detergent!
right! In the west, Moses crossed the Black Sea, only the dirty clothes rushed to the magic mountain, brothers...
Outside Xingzilin, the sweeping woman made a roar of a lion, and the city management came!
As soon as the voice fell, there was a commotion, and the disciples of the Dieyi Sect and the Jingyi Sect fled one after another. After ten breaths, Xingzilin Square was full of broken bowls, rags, and straw shoes.
The sweeping woman helped the sweeping monk over, picked up the empty bottle, put it in the basket, and said, I have said it, no one can take it away.
The Xingzi Lin Beggar Gang meeting ended in a farce, but the dirty clothes faction and the net clothes faction are secretly getting stronger. Lu Xiaojiu said that the two factions decided to send 50 people to join the Devil-Devil Alliance and go to Putuo Mountain together. He also signed up for me by the way. I said that I am not a member of the Beggar Gang, so how can I count if you sign up for me
Lv Xiaojiu said that you thought that the Beggar Gang wanted to enter. I got this indicator after asking for a long time with Zhang Tuanzhu. Don't say there are good things, brothers don't want you, this trip down, it will cost you five or six ounces, not better than begging in the city? It stands to reason that joining the Gang of Beggars requires an initiation ceremony. For the sake of your martial arts, the Gang decides to join you in FireWire, which is considered to be a contribution to the Gang of Beggars.
I was speechless, thinking that I would also go to Mount Putuo anyway. For the sake of Lu Xiaojiu's enthusiasm, I agreed. Then Lu Xiaojiu said, when you kill a few more disciples of the Demon Cult, I will also get the money you earn.
I have a black line on my face, dare to love you, this is taking me off the assembly line as you.
Lv Xiaojiu, you don’t have to worry, saying that it’s the crusade against the Demon Cult. Everyone will be clamoring in the past to join in the fun and mix up their qualifications. In the future, when evaluating the second bag of disciples, they should also look better on their resumes. The heroes of the ten major sects, it is not our turn to go, we can just wave the flag and shout.
That night, Lv Xiaojiu took me to the Temple of Earth, where the Dieyi sent disciples organized an oath meeting. There are more than a dozen beggars, holding allegro, sing: banner hunting, mountains whistling and tsunami, princes sing the song of entrepreneurship; watching eagerly, gearing up, and the heroes sing the big wind song.
The scene is very lively, Zhang Tai underworld, we will gather together tonight to see off our soldiers on the expedition, I wish you all good results in Mount Putuo!
He didn't know where he got a big pot with a cowhide belt stewed in it and a pile of grass roots. No one of the dirty clothes sect disciples held a bowl and stood there.
Human beings, why are they all grassroots
Zhang Tai gangsters, suffering is not bitter, think about the Red Army 25,000, not tired, think about the old revolutionary. Everyone eats grass tonight, in order for the brothers to eat meat in the coming year, come, make this bowl of porridge, and send you on the road!
I whispered, how come these words sound so awkward.
Lu Xiaojiu absent-mindedly said, just treat him as if he fart. Then he said, Brother Qin, I heard that the evil spirits of the Demon Cult are cruel and murderous, but is it true
I don’t say that, at least it’s not the case with a few I know.
Lu Xiaojiu said grimly, that's good.
What's the matter, you confessed before you even set off
Lu Xiaojiu said that was not the case. There was a tall man against the sky when the sky fell. What am I afraid of? A man, a man who dies as a shroud of horse leather, how can we children of the rivers and lakes be greedy for life and fear of death.
I joked, why are your legs shaking.
Lu Xiaojiu rolled his eyes, thinking about being able to go south to kill the demons, am I so excited
In the early morning of the second day, under the leadership of Zhang Taihei, a disciple of the Dieyi faction held up a piece of white cloth with the crooked writing of the Allied Forces of Demons, singing Lotus Fall, and drove out of Wuxi City mightily. Lu Xiaojiu and I rode on the reed flowers, following far behind.
This team went all the way south, begging all the way, but it was also lively. It's just that the gang of beggars is a mob. In Wuxi City, everyone performs their duties, but it is better to say that after they come out, it will not be so convenient to discipline.
Along the way, these disciples didn't do anything less about stealing chickens and dogs. Everywhere they went, they were driven everywhere by the local government. On the road, I heard many evil deeds of the Demon Cult. There were not a few people who slipped halfway. When they arrived in Hangzhou half a month later, there were fewer than 20 disciples following Zhang Taihei. For this Zhang Taihei was also quite annoyed.
There is heaven in the sky and Su and Hangzhou in the bottom. When I came to the West Lake that day, seeing that there was not much entanglement on his body, Zhang Taihei decided to rest for two days and gave the disciples of the beggars two days off. Everyone hurried on their way on weekdays. During this holiday, they immediately scattered around, occupying the major scenic spots on the side of the West Lake. They tried their best and started begging.
Lu Xiaojiu insisted on going to Leifeng Pagoda to burn incense, saying that he was going to pay homage to Niang Niang. I wonder, you are a beggar, go and worship her. Lu Xiaojiu chuckled. There were a lot of people over there, and there were also many good men and women, and there were also many fat sheep. When begging, the success rate was higher.
Leifeng Tower is located at the southeast corner of West Lake and is said to be built in memory of a man named Leifeng. Under the tower lives the White Lady, the first nail household in Hangzhou.
It was the March day of the West Lake that the two came to the scenic area, and saw an endless stream of people from Shangxiang. Lu Xiaojiu burrowed among the crowd. After a short time, he took three or four pockets in his hand, and he was full of money. Throw it in the donation box.
I said that you are not afraid of retribution when you pick a bag in front of the Buddha. Lu Xiaojiu didn't care. Look at these so-called good men and believers, they begged Bai Niang for blessings, but they were stingy when they donated money. I did this to accumulate virtue for them.
When Lu Xiaojiu was about to worship at the Bai Niangniang Temple, a greasy-faced monk approached and said, kowtowing without incense, which is tantamount to being in vain. I see that the two benefactors have a deep blessing relationship. Should I have two sticks of incense
I asked you how to sell this incense
The monk said that it is not tacky, this incense can not be said to be sold, but to be invited. I wonder if the two are seeking marriage, an official, or wealth
What do I say here
The monk said that the old man's nose is big, and he wants to use yin and yang incense, which means yin and yang blend. For officials, use step by step incense, and for wealth, use square kong incense.
Lu Xiaojiu asked again, how much did it cost
The monk declared the Buddha's name, saying let it happen, and the two of them watched it.
Lu Xiaojiu took out a copper coin from his arms and said that I was asking for money.
The monk hummed his nose, the little benefactor, sincere is spirit.
Lv Xiaojiu thinks about it, that's right, a copper plate makes us too stingy. In this way, I will add another copper plate.
The monk puts his hands together, it doesn't matter how much money is less, the key is that sincerity is the spirit. Burn incense and worship Buddha, not just by looking at how much you get from the Buddha, but also by asking how much you contributed to the Buddha.
Lu Xiaojiu hesitated, and put the copper plate in his pocket again, saying that the master was right, talking about money is too tacky, and I have a pious heart.
The monk said with a cold face, are you two sincere
Lu Xiaojiu is right, I am sincere.
Sincerely to make trouble
I said that the master is someone outside of the world, so it's wrong to say that.
The monk said that I saw you two in bad luck, and wanted to help you both. Who knows that you not only don't appreciate it, but also don't know what is good or bad, blasphemy, and I am really angry.
As soon as the monk knocked on the table, a dozen sturdy monks holding simple knives and sticks surrounded the two of me. One of them had a greasy face and a roasted chicken leg was revealed in his arms.
There is an event in the temple today. Gao Xiang buys two and gets one free. You two take out two taels of silver. This shouldn't happen before. If not, let's blame Lei Feng Sanjie for being impolite.
I said you should just grab the money.
Lu Xiaojiu's eyes wandered and he didn't know what to think. When he saw the situation, he changed his words. After listening to the lectures of several masters, the younger brother suddenly became enlightened and lamented the exquisiteness of the Dharma. After speaking, he bowed to the monks again and again, then took out two or two pieces of silver, and handed it over.
When I walked out of the temple gate, I said that you just used your trick to change the day, so I felt a lot of money. Lu Xiaojiu could not help cursing, a group of poor monks, more than a dozen people did not even have two taels of silver, and the harmed little master even posted two dollars.
I said that you are also free, and it's okay to come here to find it.
Lu Xiaojiu took out the chicken legs that came from the monk's arms, took a bite and said, "The scenery of the West Lake is beautiful, and the sunset of Leifeng is not as good as chicken legs, but it can cure belly barking."
At this moment, dozens of monks behind them were holding swords and sticks, chasing them behind, don't let them run away!