When Liu Qingfeng felt bored, he looked around in the hall to see if there were any beauties. Sanguan, you see there are two chicks on the opposite side, looking at me all the time, wouldn't it be interesting to me? He waved his hands at the two chicks.
The two women dressed as heroines saw Liu Qingfeng and walked over here grinningly. Liu Qingfeng said, don't say I'm not interesting enough, we two are one by one. I like the plump one, don't grab it with me.
The plump heroine walked over here and asked Liu Qingfeng, is there anyone in the seat next to you
Liu Qingfeng said, no!
But the two of us.
It's okay, it's okay, you sit on me. Liu Qingfeng quickly stood up. The heroine said thank you son! Speaking and the other woman moved the two stools away!
Liu Qingfeng stood awkwardly.
At this time, the auctioneer said five thousand taels! Is there still another six thousand? There are six thousand taels, please stand up! Wow, congratulations to this young hero who got the gallstones of the Queen Mother! Hey, young man, don't run, stop him!
I saw Liu Qingfeng had gone out, and I followed out. Why did you run away? Liu Qingfeng said, don't those two girls cheat me? I have a bad stomach after eating in the afternoon, so I need to go there for convenience. It just so happens that I want to pee, and go out and wander around.
The two of them walked in the palace garden for ten minutes, but did not find the cottage. Finally, Liu Qingfeng said that his mother didn't care about it, so he took off his pants and defecated by the lake.
After we settled it, we had to go back, but the palace was too big, and we got lost as we walked. I just saw a few dark shadows ahead, I said to follow them, so I followed.
Walking to the gate of the city, the few dark shadows began to take out an unknown object and dig under the wall. The one headed saw us. Why are you two stunned, why don’t you dig it quickly? It is estimated that we are treated as others.
Liu Qingfeng asked what to dig? Idiot, of course it was digging a hole to bury explosives! After a while, the city wall will be blown up, and all the fools will go to heaven! Hey, you're so fucking hurry up, harp, didn't you say that you graduated from the excavator major of Bruscht University
Liu Qingfeng said that Bruschte is familiar, isn't it Lan Xiang
The headed shadow said, who are you? How did you get in? I said we are your uncle, do it. Three times, five days and two, we settled these five people.
Liu Qingfeng said triumphantly, we helped them escape a catastrophe. I don't know how to thank us. While talking, Liu Qingfeng accidentally kicked the lantern, and the lantern instantly lit the explosives on the ground.
When Liu Qingfeng saw the explosive ignite, he yelled badly, but the fuse was too short. Liu Qingfeng cursed, didn't they leave the time to escape when they ordered the explosive? Damn it!
I said I can run away, don’t fuck, hurry up, Liu Qingfeng said I’m still a virgin, but I don’t want to explain it here! I disdain, you and Zhang Yi went to the demolition village to find a lady two days ago!
Bang bang bang!
Liu Qingfeng and I were dumbfounded, where is dynamite, this is clearly fireworks! I saw dozens of fireworks lift off at the same time, blooming gorgeous flowers in the palace.
It's just that I didn't know that in the forest fifty miles away from the capital, a general, holding a tiger charm, gave the order to enter the Jingqin King.
I don't know. At the end of the world, three thousand miles away in the South China Sea, an old man named Xiang Nanhai took out a bow and arrow from the long-sealed quiver and slowly wiped it.
Liu Qingfeng and I had a false alarm. Following the sound and light, we found the Imperial Palace Garden, but were stopped by a few tiger guards. We said we were attending the night banquet. The head tiger guard was unmoved and asked for the password!
Liu Qingfeng said, ExpectoPatronum! What is Huwei talking about? Liu Qingfeng said that you don't even know Harry Potter's guardian spell, what kind of door god you are!
Seeing that Tiger Guard pulls out the sword, I quickly said, Brother don't be angry, I know the password, open the door, Zhima! The Huwei sword was unsheathed, swung into the air, and slashed. My heart is full of blessings, shouting the password here! Reach out and hand out five taels of silver tickets! The Tiger Guard took it over and glanced at it. Although it's a bit missing, let's go in!
I entered the arena with Liu Qingfeng, Liu Qingfeng kept babbling, didn’t he just grab your five-two-dollar cash ticket? It depends on how stingy you are!
The auction has ended, and it is said that more than thirty thousand taels of silver have been harvested. Liu Qingfeng said that he can finally watch the performance well. Soon your goddess Su will be on stage. Have you prepared flowers
The emperor is here!
With a bang, everyone present knelt down.
Knock on the emperor!
His Majesty the Emperor entered through the south gate, and even through the audience, we lay on the ground without daring to raise our heads. Suddenly Liu Qingfeng poked me next to him, hey hey, look who it is!
I secretly looked up, only to see Jia Ming supporting the emperor, wearing a luxurious costume, my mouth couldn't close. At this moment Jia Ming just turned around, looked at us and smiled.
Liu Qingfeng said that Brother Sanguan, you have to help me. Although I am always bullying her these days, I have not lost money, am I? You two have a good relationship, don't push me into the water.
So Jia Ming turned out to be a member of the royal family? No wonder I feel a bit like Zhu Runze. I remember that Emperor Ming had a son and a daughter, so Jia Ming must be Princess Taiping, but I think it will become uneasy in the future!
Emperor Zhu Wuneng of Ming Dynasty, wearing a dragon robe, slowly walked towards the main seat of the North Hall. Tianshi Ye Liangchen bowed and stood under the stage, and His Royal Highness Qi and King Shu sat in the lower row again. There was a rule that the two kings did not meet in the direction of Ming Dynasty, but I don't know why the two most powerful feudal kings appeared in the capital at the same time this year.
The eunuch opened the edict that had been drawn up by the cabinet, and read it out, roughly divided into three parts. First, the overall economic situation of the Ming Dynasty is steady and progressing, gradually adapting to the new economic normal, and the reform has achieved remarkable results. Second, international relations tended to stabilize. We adhered to the principle of seeking common ground while reserving differences and established good-neighborly and friendly relations with neighboring countries. We were inexplicably surprised at disobedient friends, and then eliminated them. Third, there are still some difficulties, but despite the difficulties, the prospects are still optimistic.
I'm a little sleepy. Finally finished reading, let's invite our emperor to speak, everyone welcome!
Emperor Zhu Wu of the Ming Dynasty stood up and thunderous applause. Fortunately, the Minister of Civil and Military Affairs said that the Jianghu Hall was lively. Some women from the rivers and lakes shouted, "The emperor, I want to marry you, and the emperor, I want to give you a baby!" Emperor Daming smiled slightly, and continued to enjoy the thunderous applause and the tsunami of the mountains without stopping.
It's just that I saw the queen's eyes look towards the screaming jianghu women here, and the sharp eyes are chilling. The queen then whispered a few words to an eunuch next to her.
Hearing a woman shouting in a Shandong accent, did the emperor remember Xia Yuhe by the Daming Lake back then
Zhu Wuneng was a little embarrassed. This was a public case. Twenty years ago, he had a dew marriage with Xia Yuhe, but later the woman was killed by the queen.