Liu Qingfeng immediately became happy when he heard someone shouting. You said you have such a hard Shandong accent. How did the emperor fall in love with Xia Yuhe back then? I thought for a while and made up the knife: Yuhe, don't talk, I just want to look at you quietly. Liu Qingfeng gave a thumbs up, clever. I said you don't talk, be careful of being pulled by Jin Yiwei to cut your tongue.
The Emperor Daming stretched out his hand to signal everyone to be quiet, stood up, Lang Lang said, tonight, we are together, tonight, we toast together, tonight...
A puff of fart came from the hall. Because the hall was too quiet, the fart seemed particularly harsh, and Emperor Ming's expression looked a little embarrassed. At this time, cabinet scholar Li Mengyang stood up, went out, and hoped that his majesty would forgive him. Recently, Old Chen became blessed and drank some Besunyen tea, which led to farting. Please be punished by the emperor.
The emperor waved his hand, his face was slightly awkward, Li Mengyang stepped back, his face was proud.
The emperor continued, tonight, we celebrate New Year’s Eve, tonight...
Another puff sounded. Coming from the same location, the sound is even stronger than the former. The emperor's face was uncertain and looked at the ministers. Zuo Du Yushi Zuo Jiyan hurried out. Your Majesty, the minister drank some croton tea at noon, and his stomach was uncomfortable. The emperor chuckled, happy tonight, don't mind. Zuo Jiyan stepped back quickly, with a smug look on his face.
Even Liu Qingfeng could see that the fart was made by Emperor Ming, so it is better to flatter the emperor. Those who hadn't had time to express, one by one scratched their ears, wishing the emperor fart a few more so that the rain and dew would be covered. Liu Qingfeng said, this smell is too stinky, it still smells of leeks.
Emperor Daming pretended to cough twice and continued, tonight... We are not drunk and have no return... Puff... Puff puff puff puff! The emperor let out a series of farts. The ministers suddenly became excited and hurriedly shouted, I let them go! No, this is clearly mine! Don't fight, the leek pie I ate at noon, this fart is obviously mine!
Even the emperor can't stand it anymore, he said in a deep voice, I let this fart!
Shangshu of the Ministry of Etiquette hurriedly went out and said, the emperor's fart! There is a saying in Materia Medica, fart, the gas of whole grains. Your Majesty fart on New Year's Eve tonight, everything will be smooth and fruitful in the coming year!
The emperor laughed loudly and said well, reward!
The assistant minister went out of the way, Long Xing brought rain and wind, and he drew out with a sound. The thunder shook the world, and hundreds of civil and military officials knelt to listen.
Longyan Joy, reward!
The General Marshal Zhengxi hurriedly went out of the way, the situation at the border was in a hurry, and the Shenlong suddenly descended from Faliqi. Carrying the kamikaze to blow the enemy's formation, blow away the enemy soldiers three thousand miles.
Longyan Joy, reward!
The imperial doctor went out of the way, the folk plague was prevalent, and all medicines were ineffective and killing people. Suddenly there was a dragon blowing incense and wind, blowing away the disease without a trace.
Longyan Joy, reward!
All Jinyiwei commanded envoys to go out of the way, and the world's hundreds of officials kept their duties, and they all took not greed as their responsibility. Just because your majesty is broad, clear and clean.
Longyan Joy, reward!
The minister of the patriarchal mansion said that the emperor’s fart is generous and powerful, and the rhythm is clear, so that the veteran can hear the feeling of Beethoven’s symphony of fate, as if there is also the sentiment of Chopin’s serenade. The original of the country!
The old eunuch on the side sniffed vigorously, and the old tearful said, still the original formula, or the familiar taste!
There was a little Yushi next to him, and he said that the minister also came. It was originally stinky in his belly and moved down his buttocks. If he was born in the belly of a commoner, it would be a damn shit! The emperor was displeased, so he pulled it out and chopped it up to feed the dog! That little Yushi said, the emperor, the ancestors have said, don't kill the superintendent, don't kill the superintendent! The emperor said, wait, then castrate, wash your buttocks, and send warmth to the edict. Xiao Yushi said, kill me!
It came to an end, the emperor raised his glass, tonight, we are not drunk and homeless!
The ritual music is played and the host comes on stage. Please enjoy the song next. Without the Communist Party, there would be no new Ming!
They are all carefully selected themes of various themes. I watched it without fun, eat and drink. I was going to go to Mingjiao to chat, but found that she had been enshrined in Murong's family and was communicating with several other sects. , So Liu Qingfeng and I went to the back hall to find a place to smoke. I took out the Zhonghua Shun from the Heavenly Master's Mansion, but found that there was no Huo Zhezi.
Liu Qingfeng said that the most painful thing in the world is whether there is smoke or not. I ran around and finally saw a torch next to a water tank. This water tank is used to store water to extinguish fires. There are a few large characters on the water tank. I took a closer look: popularize fire fighting knowledge and strengthen fire prevention concepts.
I saw so many firewood around, there was still a faint smell of sulfur, and I thought that the safety of production in the palace was not good. After lighting the cigarette, I threw the torch into the water tank and extinguished it. Hum, I thought, just because of this, I have to send me a pennant of a little fire-proof hero.
A cigarette after a meal has beaten a living god. Liu Qingfeng swallowed clouds and mist there, the feeling of intoxication, as if he had shot, or was shooting. Hush, someone is coming, we both retreat quickly.
Just about to go back to the east hall, someone called me suddenly, and I saw that it was Goddess Su who was wearing a red outfit. I haven't contacted Goddess Su since that night. She was also rehearsing for tonight's sword dance. Seeing me, I was surprised, why are you here
I said why can't I come? Isn't it watching your Luo Shenjian dance
Su Wanqing said, the palace is very dangerous tonight, it is better to leave early. I chuckled and shook my head. Su Wanqing is in a hurry. I tell you very solemnly that someone is preparing to assassinate the emperor tonight, and gunpowder is buried everywhere in the palace. Once it ignites, no one can save you.
I asked, why are you still here? Su Wanqing's face was bleak, and I was forced by the situation.
Su Wanqing said, I really don't lie to you. Tonight, King Shu and King Qi joined the Heaven and Earth Society to prepare for rebellion. For a while, the banquet will be marked by a cup, and I am afraid there will be a big battle. Hey, it is estimated that even a sparrow can't fly out of the palace now. If there is anything, you have to take care of yourself.
At this time, someone called Su Wanqing, and Su Wanqing left, leaving me with a face of choice when parting, which made me feel a little uneasy inexplicably.
Emperor Ming began to toast at the table, of course he just raised the wine glass symbolically, but didn't really drink it.
At the table of King Shu, King Shu, Brother Emperor, thanks to your care over the years, I can live a happy life in Shu, the envy of the gods, and my ministers respect you.
Emperor Daming chuckled and took a sip. King Shu cheered and said happy! After all, throw the cup to the ground! I thought to myself, it's broken, and something is going to happen.
However, nothing happened. King Shu hesitated a little, so he said, Brother Huang, good things are in pairs, I will toast you again! As he said, he picked up another glass, poured a glass of wine, and drank it all in one gulp. Good wine! King Shu threw the cup to the ground again.
The king of Shu was cruel, and picked up a wine glass full again, saying that the emperor brother, Sanyang Kaitai, I respect you the third cup! He raised his head to drink, and was still on the ground.