Yu Qianqian's wife broke into the school martial arts field, and the scene suddenly became lively. Several other teams that were competing in the martial arts also stopped one after another, moved their horses and occupied their seats to get ready to watch the show. We have all heard that there is a shrew named Niu Cuihua who is too humble.
Niu Cuihua looked around the court for a week, and said furiously: Yu Qianqian, come out for me. If you are a man, don't hide it. It's a good thing to hide. Don't think that I can't find you if you hide.
Rao (old) wife, I'm in the introduction (here).
Niu Cuihua glanced at Yu Qianqian who was beaten into a pig's head, her face was bloody, and her words were leaky. Which bastard are you, even taking advantage of the old lady!
Mrs. Rao is me.
Niu Cuihua took a closer look, and it really was Yu Qianqian. Haha smiled and said, whoever is so relieved, I will save it. Yu Qianqian, you have no conscience, you can honestly explain, what is the origin of the "come soon" mistress, I also heard that you gave her all your private money? Go buy her love asses? I have been married to you for more than ten years, and I have never seen you buy this for me!
I glanced at Liu Qingfeng and stretched out my thumb. The wind is blowing nicely in this kid's ear, and I like it. Liu Qingfeng laughed and patted his chest.
The second master came out and said, now that the Escort is competing, what kind of style are you making here
Niu Cuihua said angrily, what's wrong with me? My husband was asleep by another woman, if you don't let me make trouble, then I just hang up. Is there a rope? Is there a rope
Someone who has something to say, Auntie, there is a three-foot white silk here!
Niu Cuihua is like a firecracker being lit, you call my auntie, you... come here for me, I promise not to kill you!
The young man quickly avoided. Niu Cuihua asked her second master again, who are you
The second master said, I am the leader of Yu Qianqian, the second master of the Escort, please be honest with me!
Niu Cuihua said, it turned out to be you, and you are not a good thing. Yu Qianqian goes with you all day to find a lady in the heaven and earth, and asks him to pay the bills. Are you shameless
The face of the second master was red and white, and his expression was very embarrassing. Yu Qianqian hurriedly said, "Don't be bad (chaotic) and say, Second Master, I have never mentioned it to her. I don't know where she got the news. Every time we go to heaven and earth to consume, I never mention a word to anyone.
Niu Cuihua said coldly, haven't you mentioned it, don't you still like to write a diary? With that said, Niu Cuihua took out a few pieces of paper from her arms: But you have written all the black and white words on the paper!
Needless to say, Liu Qingfeng tore a part of Yu Qianqian's diary to Niu Cuihua.
Liu Qingfeng went up and said, eldest sister, don't be angry, just say something. In other words, it is better to read and listen to what is written in the diary!
Niu Cuihua casually threw it over, Liu Qingfeng took it, and read solemnly: Twenty of the twelfth lunar month, sunny. The weather has recently been cold. Frogs and snakes have all entered the cave to hibernate. This wolf also needs to find a cave. Hehe, in fact, I hibernate all year round. But then again, there is one difference between humans and wolves. Humans eat food, while wolves are by nature to eat meat. I made an appointment with my second master to go to heaven and earth. The second master said that I had no taste and looked ugly and laughed to death. What qualifications do you have to say? This wolf has fired more cannons than you can eat, and even Chen Guanxi is only rationed to wipe his feet. This wolf looks great and talented haha. The chick tonight is "fresh, sweet and tender." The following eight hundred words are omitted, the process will not be elaborated, and the limericks will summarize; the young handsome boy is really cool, and when he meets the beautiful girl, he is happy and happy than the gods.
Several heads smiled and looked at the second head, happy to see him make a fool of himself. The second master gasped and said loudly, enough! After talking, he left.
Liu Qingfeng did not forget to summarize. This article is surprising in intention, humorous in language, and appropriate in allusions. It is really a rare masterpiece.
Niu Cuihua pointed to Yu Qianqian, you have accumulated eight lifetimes of virtue to marry me, a beautiful woman like jade, I really have spent eight lifetimes marrying you this bastard!
Liu Qingfeng said, so if you are sixteen generations away, you are considered his ancestor.
Yu Qianqian stepped down from the ring, stretched out his hand and slapped Niu Cuihua, shut up!
Niu Cuihua suddenly lay on the ground and rolled around, refusing to get up, but her mouth was powerful and unforgiving. Everyone is here to comment, how is this world going? Spending time and drinking outside, raising Xiaosan, and now beating his wife! The imperial court promulgated the "Daming Court Anti-Domestic Violence Act". He blatantly violated the law. You have to testify to me!
Someone shouted, we testify, we testify!
At this time, there was the sound of Hong Zhong from six doors catching their heads.
Someone pointed to Meng Tutou and said to Niu Cuihua, did he see that he was the head of the six doors, the chief official!
Niu Cuihua got up and grabbed Meng Cat's head. You can be fair to the female females, the overcast master!
Meng Yue frowned, Master on a cloudy day
Niu Cuihua hurriedly said, slipped, slipped, and now the weather is bad and cloudy. You are Master Qingtian.
Meng Yue said that I was in charge of criminal cases. For civil disputes like yours, go out and turn left and take the No. 8 bus to Shuntian Mansion to file a complaint.
Niu Cuihua said that you don't care if you are officials. I'll just die. Where's the rope? Where's the rope? Saying that I found a rope, don't stop me.
Everyone in the escort waved their hands quickly, not stopping, not stopping!
Niu Cuihua put the rope around a tree, stood on the stool, wrapped her neck on it, and said: Don't stop me, don't stop me really.
We shook our heads together, don't stop, really don't stop!
Liu Qingfeng jumped out at this moment and said, eldest sister!
Niu Cuihua smiled, brother, you take care of me, since you stopped me, I won't die.
Liu Qingfeng said, no, I just wanted to ask, would you like to help kick your stool away
Niu Cuihua said, the brothers are still kind, and at this time I still remember the elder sister, so I won't die, no matter the dead ghost, let's go home and live.
With a swish, Liu Qingfeng disappeared.
Yu Qianqian went up and knocked Niu Cuihua stunned with a punch, picked her up and walked away dingy.
The great master left the thought-provoking words: diaries and hard drives are not good things!
The competition continued. I was defeated by a fifth-rank master in the third round and stopped at the top 16.
After such a disturbance, Yu Qianqian did not come to work in the Escort for three or four days. A few days later, Yu Qianqian handed in his resignation report to the Escort and officially withdrew from the Escort. Heifengzhai will serve as the escort teacher in our team for the time being.
The second boss made a fool of himself in this incident. It is said that several bosses made fun of him at the internal working meeting of the Escort Bureau, but the big boss came out to calm down the situation and took the second boss. As a price, the big boss placed two people in the disciplinary inspection and audit department in charge of the second master, and completely took the second master.
Three days later, what was unexpected was that, due to a paper transfer order, Liu Qingfeng and I were seconded to the warehouse management department as custodians because the warehouse clerk of the Escort Bureau was unable to perform his duties due to illness.