Haitang is the top card of Caiqingyuan, and it is also a famous prostitute in the capital.
As a prostitute, of course, there must be the principle of prostitutes, usually this principle is reflected in the degree of their picky on customers.
To be Haitang's guest of honor, in addition to having money, you also have to be talented. Of course, this talent doesn't mean that you can recite poems and write right, but you must have some kind of professional skills that can arouse Haitang's interest.
Another important point is that you have to have a good skin, otherwise, no matter how rich and talented you are, Miss Haitang will disdain to look at you.
Linglong just met all the above requirements, so Haitang didn't even look at the others, and went straight to Linglong's table.
"Young Master Linglong, are you still coming to our Green Garden when you are so free today?" Haitang's cherry lips bent, and He Liankong held his heart and said "oh".
Haitang's eyes were also attracted to him, "This young man is so eye-catching, I don't know what to call him?"
He Liankong approached Haitang and said affectionately, "My name is Lihua."
Yin Yin: "…"
How can there be such a rogue prince? It's a disgrace to the royal family!
It was obviously not the first time that Haitang had heard this kind of joke, and she said to He Liankong, "This son, you are already the eighth pear flower I have met this month."
"Oh? Is that so?" He Liankong continued to stare at Begonia affectionately without any intention of reflection, "It means that this is a really good name. The so-called 'a tree of pear blossoms pressing a begonia' is really a beautiful picture. "
Yin Yin: "…"
He actually said it shamelessly! ! !
Haitang seemed a little angry, she didn't want to pay attention to He Liankong, and turned to Linglong: "I wonder where Linglong's son got to know this kind of disciple?"
Linglong got up and said, "I laughed."
He Liankong couldn't help shivering in Linglong's eyes, Yin Yin pulled He Liankong's wrist and stood up, "Okay, Kong Kong, it's time to go home and take medicine."
Heliankong: "..."
Linglong looked at Yin Yin's holding He Liankong's hand, and frowned in displeasure. He walked over and pulled Yin Yin's hand away with a serious expression, "It's contagious."
Heliankong: "..."
Q mouth Q
Tired people, tired people are bullying the nest! ! ! !
Helian Kongxin reluctantly followed Linglong to the Cobweb headquarters. During this period, he tried to escape five times, but he was screwed back by Linglong within three steps. Even the Bodhisattva is angry! Therefore, Heliankong decided to give Linglong a savage meal.
But... he couldn't beat Linglong. TAT
When they arrived at Cobweb's headquarters, Eunuch Li was still waiting there anxiously, and when he saw Heliankong came back, he flew over like a hen protecting his cubs, "Second prince, are you alright?! They didn't do anything to you, did they? ?!!"
Yin Yin pouted, "Don't worry, the chastity is still there." But the chastity was shattered.
Eunuch Li: "..." The baby is going to be a monk: Daddy, give it to my mommy
"Brother Huang, you're already such an adult, why don't you know how to restrain yourself?" A magnetic and slightly sharp voice suddenly sounded, startling Yin Yin. Only then did she see that there was still a person standing in the room.
…
The presence of this person is also a little weak.
"Tiantian, when did you come? (⊙_⊙)?" He Liankong looked at Heliantian who suddenly appeared in front of him, not surprised.
Heliantian raised his eyebrows, "I've been here since the beginning!"
Yin Yin: "..." She looked at Linglong beside her, "Did you see him just now?"
Linglong's mouth twitched and she shook her head gently.
…
really.
It's really a waste of talent for this person not to be an assassin. I wonder if Mo Lingya's company will still recruit people.
"What are you doing here every day?" Heliankong looked at Heliantian like a curious baby.
"Of course I'm here to take you back to the palace!" Heliantian replied angrily.
He Liankong frowned upon hearing this, "I don't want to go back! I don't want to marry that eldest lady of the Chen family!"
"It's not up to you to make the decision! Miss Chen is also a lady, what do you have to dislike?"
"I just dislike her! She's not as good-looking as me! Every day you like her, then you marry her!"
"Nonsense! Brother Huang, give me a limit of your stupidity! Do you think this matter will be solved if you leave like this?"
"Where am I stupid? I haven't eaten it with steamed buns dipped in ink!"
"You didn't mean to play tricks on me! Why didn't you say that you almost drowned in the pond trying to catch fish? And last time, you actually threw the "Baiwei Banquet" written by your father to the imperial kitchen as a recipe! "
"Then, then you fell off the roof to catch Ah Hua and broke your leg!"
"That's not what you threw it!!!!"
…
Too high-energy performance.
Yin Yin applauded them silently in her heart, and she knew that fighting at this level would only turn into attacking each other's IQ in the end.
Looking at the two princes who were arguing in front of them, Yin Yin just wanted to say from the bottom of his heart, you have worked hard, emperor.
Heliantian seemed tired from the quarrel, he frowned and glanced at Heliantian, "Anyway, go back with me now!"
"I don't!" He Liankong turned his head, not even looking at Heliantian.
"You!" Heliantian really didn't know what to do with his imperial brother, "Forget it, you can stay outside if you want, and I will explain it for you at the father's place. But on the day of the big wedding , you must bring me back!"
"Humph!" The fool just went back! Black-bellied president: ex-wife obeys obediently
Heliantian took a breath, and turned to Linglong and said, "Is this Young Master Linglong? Please take care of my brother during the days outside the palace."
Linglong originally wanted to refuse, but looking at the boxes of gold and silver jewelry brought in from outside the house, he nodded and agreed.
Heliantian glanced at Heliankong one last time, then waved his sleeves and left. Eunuch Li also followed him back to the palace.
Seeing Heliantian leave, Heliankong finally breathed a sigh of relief. He pointed to his face and looked at Linglong with a smile, "Then, I'll leave first~~~"
Linglong grabbed He Liankong who was about to turn around and left, "Please also ask the second prince to stay here."
"why?!"
"I promised the sixth prince to take good care of you."
The four words "take good care of" came out of Linglong's mouth, and for some reason, it took on a creepy meaning.
He Liankong shook his head and smiled cautiously, "No need, I will take care of myself."
"Red Tail."
As soon as Linglong's voice fell, a man suddenly appeared in front of him, "This subordinate is here."
"Send the second prince back to the room."
"Yes." Hongwei stood up from the ground and said respectfully to He Liankong, "Second Prince, please."
Heliankong stood there angrily.
Linglong glanced at him and said calmly, "Red Tail kills people much more neatly than me."
He Liankong: "Q mouth Q"
Linglong or something, I hate it the most! ! !
So, Heliankong lived happily in the spider web like this.
Although he was very dissatisfied with Linglong, He Liankong was still very satisfied with Cobweb's food.
Especially after eating the dishes from several recipes that Linglong brought back, he has reached the point of not marrying (?) to Linglong.
Sure enough, to get a man's heart, do you have to get the man's stomach first
Yin Yin suddenly had the urge to introduce Du Qianqian to He Liankong. After all, cooks and foodies are a natural pair!
Action is worse than heartbeat, Yin Yin quickly found He Liankong in the kitchen.
"Du Qianqian?" He Liankong asked inarticulately, holding a duck neck in his hand.
"Well, but she may have changed her name to Luo Qianqian now." Yin Yin looked at the person in front of her with a smile, "She is the youngest daughter of Lord Luo, and she thought of the dishes you ate before. "
He Liankong spat out the bones in his mouth, tilted his head and thought, "I seem to have heard that Lord Luo found his daughter."
"En!" Yin Yin nodded again and again with a smile, "Are you interested in getting to know me?"
Yin Yin's expression at this time can be summed up in one sentence - dedicated to pimping for 30 years, the conscience of the industry. Transmigration I am a writer
"No." Helian refused without thinking.
"Why?!" Yin Yin was surprised, "She cooks deliciously!"
He Liankong glanced at Yin Yin with contempt, "Do you think she will cook for me after she becomes a little princess?"
Yin Yin: "…"
Why is Heliankong so smart at this time
"And as long as there is a recipe, there are good cooks in the palace, and everyone cooks the same."
Hey, don't say that, chefs all over the world are crying.
"Besides, if Lord Luo catches me, he will definitely bring me to my father."
Yin Yin, complete defeat.
Therefore, He Liankong and Du Qianqian's plan was brought together, and he died before he was successful.
A few days later, Linglong brought back a message that made He Liankong boil.
Written by the legendary chef Miao Yan, which records the essence of his many years of painstaking cultivation - "Hundreds of Home Cooking Practices" has come out!
Yin Yin: "…"
Are you sure this Miao Yan did not come from modern times
"All in all, that "Hundred Ways of Home Cooking" is now in Chen's residence, right?" He Liankong looked at Linglong, his eyes glowing.
"Yeah." Linglong responded calmly.
"That's great!" Heliankong was a little disappointed when he said this, "but how do I get this cookbook?"
"Why do you have to work so hard?" Yin Yin spread his hands, "Anyway, you will marry sooner or later. When you do, the cookbook will naturally be yours."
Helian looked at Yin Yin loudly, "I didn't want to get married! If you want to get married, you will marry me!"
"Who do you say you want to marry?" Linglong looked sideways at Heliankong.
Heliankong suddenly shrank, "...I." Q 口Q
Linglong is always a murderer!
Aggrieved, he drew circles on the ground with his feet.
I was drawing and drawing, and suddenly a flash of inspiration came, "I have it!"
Yin Yin's expression was like eating a fly, she opened her mouth and looked at He Liankong, "How many months?"
Heliankong: "..."
"No," Yin Yin shook his head, "I care more about who the child is than this."
Is it the sixth prince
Heliankong: "..."
Heliankong wiped his face, "I thought of a way."
"What way?" Yin Yin asked cooperatively.
"Go steal!"