Linglong and Yin Yin have a daughter named Mengmeng.
Mengmeng is three years old this year.
The first word that Mengmeng will say is daddy, and Mengmeng's mantra is daddy? Mengmeng's favorite thing to do is to pester her father.
After all, it's Daddy.
Yin Yin felt that her mother had no sense of existence.
Therefore, she felt an unprecedented sense of crisis.
The male god is going to be robbed! Taken by a little brat!
…
Yin Yin and Mengmeng's relationship can be summed up in one word - they hate seeing each other.
Mengmeng felt that Yin Yin was very annoying. She never called Yin Yinniang, but called Yin Yin after her father. After that, Cobweb could hear the following dialogue every day—
"Yin Yin, I'm going to sleep with Daddy tonight."
"Yinyin, let go of Daddy! Let Mengmeng come!"
"Yinyin, it's enough for daddy to have me, you should step down first."
Yin Yin: "…"
She felt that Electra was a disease and had to be cured.
It's a pity that Mengmeng is already in the late stage, and she is terminally ill, and there is no cure for medicine.
But the most terrifying thing is not Electra, but Mengmeng will complain in front of Linglong.
Like this-
"Daddy, today's brother Gou left from the next street gave Yin Yin another roast duck, Yin Yin is so happy!"
So Linglong raised her brows and glanced at Yin Yin, "Yin Yin, ban for ten days, and no more ducks for one year."
Yin Yin: "…"
Again like this-
Mengmeng, who was crying so hard, threw herself into Linglong's arms, and said miserably: "Daddy, she hit me faintly! Look, Mengmeng's face is red!"
So Linglong's eyes narrowed and he glanced at Yin Yin, "Yin Yin, "Nv Xun" a hundred times, give it to me tomorrow morning."
Yin Yin: "…"
Also like this-
"Daddy, Daddy, Yin Yin burned the kitchen again, you should divorce her quickly!"
This time, without waiting for Linglong to speak, Yin Yin took the lead and ran wild, "Damn it! The old lady won't serve you!!!"
She decided that she was going to run away from home! She wants to go back to Yinjiazhuang and continue to be her daughter!
Yin Yin left as soon as he said it, just like the sentence said - in life, there must be a moment when you say leave... Run away, um.
Packing up some softness, Yin Yin put the burden on his shoulders and bravely chased Chaoyang!
But before he walked out of the cobweb gate, he was stopped by the red tail falling from the sky, "Madam, where are you going?"
"I want to go back to my mother's house!" Yin Yin bypassed the red tail and continued to walk out.
Hongwei dodged and stood in front of Yin Yin again, "Excuse me, Madam, does the leader know about this?"
"I ran away from home! Tell him to run away from home!"
Hongwei was stunned for a moment, and then respectfully said: "If the leader does not agree, Madam can't leave without permission."
I'm sooooooooooooooo! Is not even a subordinate to take care of me!
Yin Yin took a deep breath and yelled at Red Tail, "I've never seen a husband and wife quarrel before! It's hard for an honest official to interrupt housework, so if you're a part-time worker, don't meddle in the leader's family problems! I'm going back now! Mother! Home! Can you hear me clearly!"
Rao was the red tail who was used to seeing big scenes, but was also stunned by Yin Yin's roar. Yin Yin took the opportunity to perform Qinggong and swept away.
Red Tail: "… "
He thinks he may have to change jobs this year.
Looking at the back of Yin Yin's departure, Mengmeng stood there in a daze, and left faintly
But soon, this surprise was replaced by joy.
Hidden away! She can occupy Daddy by herself! Wow ha ha ha ha!
When Linglong came back, he saw Mengmeng flying towards him, "Daddy!"
Mengmeng's voice was soft and glutinous, Linglong kissed her pink and tender face, "Honey, where's your mother?"
Mengmeng's little face suddenly collapsed, "Daddy already knows Yin Yin! Yin Yin doesn't even want Daddy anymore!"
Linglong was stunned and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Yin Yin is back to her mother's house!"
Linglong's brows instantly wrinkled, "Red Tail!"
Red tail flew over with sweat on his forehead, "This subordinate is here."
"What about Hidden?"
"The madam said that she... wants to go back to her parents' house."
Even with her head down, Hongwei could clearly feel how cold Linglong's eyes were, "So you just let her go?"
Red Tail buried his head even lower, "My subordinates dare not do anything with the madam. The leader doesn't need to worry, the subordinates sent someone to protect the madam along the way."
It wasn't until she felt Linglong's gaze moved away from herself that Hongwei breathed a sigh of relief in her heart.
Linglong let go of Mengmeng in her arms and said to Hongwei: "Help me take care of Mengmeng, I'll go to Yin Yin."
Mengmeng, who was tucked into Hongwei's arms, struggled hard, "Why are you looking for Yin Yin?! Daddy will let her go!"
"Bullshit!"
Mengmeng was stunned by Linglong's roar, her eyes filled with tears, and she looked at Linglong with aggrieved expression, "Daddy is murderous! Daddy only cares faintly but not Mengmeng!"
Linglong looked at Mengmeng whose face was wrinkled into a bun, and sighed, "Mengmeng, that's your mother."
"Mengmeng doesn't want mother, Mengmeng only wants father!"
Linglong squatted down and looked at Mengmeng with tears on her face, "Mengmeng, if you bully your mother again, daddy will ignore you."
Mengmeng's heart was broken, and she cried even more sadly.
"Look at Mengmeng." After commanding this sentence, Linglong just tipped her toes and flew out.
Yin Yin finished dinner at the inn, and just returned to the house to sit down, when he felt that something had knocked the window open. She raised her head suspiciously, and saw Linglong standing in front of the bed looking at herself.
Yin Yin: "…"
Linglong sat down at the table and poured himself a cup of tea, "Where is Madam going?"
Yin Yin scratched his neck and bravely said, "Go back to your parents' home!"
Linglong glanced at her and said, "If Madam misses her parents, just tell my husband, and my husband can go back with you."
Yin Yin snorted, "It's enough that you have Mengmeng, you should leave me soon!"
Linglong paused for a moment while holding the teacup. He lowered his head and chuckled softly. He walked to the bed and sat down, hugging Yin Yin, "Yin Yin, jealous of your own child, are you naive?"
Yin Yin pushed Linglong away and said angrily, "Yes! I am naive! If you dislike it, leave me alone!"
Linglong smiled and took Yin Yin into his arms again, and said softly, "It's mine, isn't it, I've taught Mengmeng a lesson, so don't be angry."
Linglong said and kissed Yin Yin's lips, Yin Yin struggled symbolically in Linglong's arms, and let Linglong do whatever he wanted.
Linglong pressed Yin Yin under her body, unbuttoned Yin Yin's clothes with one hand, slipped the other hand into Yin Yin's clothes, and stroked her around.
Just when Yin Yin was about to groan because of Linglong's caress, the door was knocked open with a bang.
Mengmeng rushed in and stared blankly at Yin Yin, who was half-retired, and Linglong, who was pressing on her.
Yin Yin: "…"
Mengmeng: "… "
Linglong didn't seem to see Mengmeng who broke in, and continued to bite on Yin Yin's neck.
Yin Yin held down Linglong's hand that was wandering on his body, and said intermittently, "Mengmeng is beside... watching..."
Linglong's eyes darkened, and he finally stopped the movements of his subordinates. He helped Yin Yin up from the bed and helped her organize her clothes before calling out, "Red Tail."
Hongwei has more sweat on his forehead this time than before. He knelt in front of Linglong, not even daring to lift his eyelids, "This subordinate is here."
Linglong glanced at the red tail kneeling on the ground, and said coldly: "Didn't I make you look good on Mengmeng?"
"Miss, she kept crying and said she wanted to see you..."
Red Tail felt that this time, he was really going to change jobs.
Linglong looked at him for a long time before saying, "Go back."
"Yes." Red Tail stepped back as fast as he could.
Linglong looked at Mengmeng who was still standing there dumbfounded, and waved to her, "Mengmeng, come here."
Mengmeng was stunned for a while, and ran over.
Linglong picked up Mengmeng, put it on her lap, and said to her: "Apologize to your mother." The concubine is also crazy.
Mengmeng pouted in dissatisfaction, "Why do you want to apologize to her? Mengmeng did nothing wrong!"
Linglong looked at Mengmeng with a serious expression, "If you don't admit your mistake, Daddy will ignore you in the future."
Mengmeng's little face wrinkled again, as if in a fierce ideological struggle. Finally, he finally blushed and said, "I'm sorry!"
Yin Yin's current feeling is like turning over a serf and singing. She looked at Mengmeng with a smile, "My lord, I don't care about villains, so I will forgive you this time."
Mengmeng made a face at Yin Yin, then raised her head and looked at Linglong innocently, and asked, "Daddy, what were you doing just now?"
Yin Yin: "…"
This time, she blushed.
Linglong smiled and kissed Mengmeng's little face, "We are doing what should be done between husband and wife."
Yin Yin: "…"
Hello! Who! Don't teach bad children, okay
Mengmeng thought for a while, and then asked, "Can Mengmeng do it with Daddy?"
Yin Yin: "…"
Is this the rhythm of incest! Beast!
Linglong pinched Mengmeng's little face, "No, daddy will only do it with your mother."
Yin Yin wouldn't admit it, she was overjoyed in her heart.
Mengmeng thought about it again, "Can I do it with someone else?"
Linglong's face darkened immediately, "Of course not." He paused, kissed Mengmeng's face again, and coaxed, "Be good, Mengmeng, help daddy stare at your mother, if there is If someone other than your father dares to do what you just did with your mother, will you come and tell your father right away?"
Yin Yin: "…"
Mengmeng looked at Linglong and nodded her head ignorantly, "Oh."
After comforting Yin Yin and Mengmeng, the three finally returned to the spider web together.
The night was deep, Linglong looked at Yin Yin lying beside him, and his hands became restless again.
Yin Yin looked at Linglong with some dissatisfaction, "What are you doing?"
Linglong smiled and kissed the person under him, "Of course... to do what was left unfinished just now."
The author has something to say: Thanks to Yuanbao for throwing another mine~╭(╯3╰)╮
At the request of the readers, hereby added a steamed bun, everyone laughed :)
The author has never written buns, so I don't know where the cuteness of this kind of writing is =. =
Please forgive me if I write badly
The author writes according to his own feelings :)
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