There are two kinds of people in this world who can see and hear ghosts.
One type of person is a Taoist who has learned spells. I heard Ma Yuzhi say that there is a basic spell called voyeurism. If you learn voyeurism, you can see ghosts.
The other kind of people are people like me who have opened the eyes of the sky at birth. I can see ghosts and hear the sounds of ghosts. This is the ability that I am born with. However, not many people have this ability at birth.
I can even proudly say that I have an innate ability that is unmatched.
Just now at the dinner table, I heard clearly, I am sure that Shuang Jianping heard the voice of the old ghost. This suffices to show that Shuang Jianping is also one of these two kinds of people, either like me, no one in the world, or like Ma Yuzhi, possessing Taoism.
"Second Lord, whose father is Second Lord?"
"Counting seniority, I am your father, it's not too much."
As soon as the old ghost's voice fell, Shuang Jianping shrugged his shoulders and said, "Whoever put a big stinky fart just now is really stinky."
Without waiting for the old ghost to get angry, I said to Shuang Jianping, "Master Shuang, you must have seen the battle that broke out between us and the evil ghost last night."
"Last night? I slept well last night, and it was dawn. I also had a dream. I dreamed of Qin Shihuang. Qin Shihuang told me that the five thousand dollars in military expenses were not refunded by him."
Upon hearing Shuang Jianping's words, Ma Yuzhi and I looked at each other.
Later, Shuang Jianping followed up and said, "Now that I'm full, I will tell you a story."
"In this world, there are actually seven princes of Yama, and the seven princes of Yama occupy seven lands in the underworld. Their commanders are like clouds and counsellors like rain. In addition, they are constantly attacking each other for their own interests. Many ghosts have died under endless battles."
"In addition, there is really the Jade Emperor in this world, but the Jade Emperor is high above. As for where he stands, no one knows. Because no one has ever seen him."
When Shuang Jianping's voice fell, Ma Yuzhi frowned and said, "Old man, you don't follow the preface. What story are you telling?"
Ignoring Ma Yuzhi, Shuang Jianping went on to say: "
By the way, I really know Qin Shihuang, I am actually the number one general under Qin Shihuang. My name is Wuanjun. I am the first of the four famous generals in the Warring States Period. My name is Bai Qi. "
"I thought there was a miracle in the sky, which caused the old man to change his body and become a powerful Taoist priest. He is a foreigner who pretends to be crazy and stupid. Who knows that he is still unclearly ill, and what he said is nonsense."
After hearing Ma Yuzhi's words, I frowned and said softly: "But he did hear the second master's voice just now."
"Perhaps he is like you, he opened his heavenly eyes when he was born, maybe in his eyes, there are always three people in this house except him."
"But last night, in such a dangerous situation, he was able to maintain his composure. This is not something ordinary people can do."
"What's this?" Ma Yuzhi gave me a glance, and then said: "Perhaps as he said himself, his sleep quality is very good."
"Last night, boss Li, who sells fruit next door, can hear clearly. He is an old man who is almost 80. The quality of his sleep..."
Before I could finish speaking, Shuang Jianping waved his hand and said, "My story hasn't been finished yet. Why do you always like to interrupt? It's really rude!"
Ma Yu and I gave a glance, and Shuang Jianping followed: "I fought the world for the first emperor before I was alive. In the Battle of Changping, I killed 400,000 soldiers of the Zhao Kingdom. These soldiers and their family and friends became ghosts after they died. They all hate me deeply, and can't wait to cramp me."
"After I died, I continued to fight for the First Emperor. I fought against Xiang Yu. I fought against Lu Bu for three hundred rounds. Later, I also fought against a white dog named Alexander."
"What you said is exactly the same, you said, why don't you make money by telling books?"
Ma Yuzhi glared at the talking, and Shuang Jianping went on to say: "Later, I got tired of fighting and came to Yangjian. I wanted to live an ordinary life. Who knew there would be clowns who would disturb me. Fortunately, the other party still I can’t be sure of my identity, as long as I never make a move, they will never find me."
Having said that, Shuang Jianping glanced at me and Ma Yuzhi and then said: "By the way, I have a good relationship with General Yue of the Song Dynasty in the underworld. After you die
, I burned an autograph letter to you, you take the autograph letter to find General Yue, General Yue sees my face, he will be able to give you a half-time official. "
"This time, how much are you going to charge?"
"According to the old rules, five thousand is enough."
Hearing Shuang Jianping's words, the old ghost tugged at my clothes quietly, and whispered to me: "I feel that there is a tinge of yin in his body. Or, you try him, Let's see if he is a human or a ghost."
"Use poison?"
Seeing the old ghost nodded, I took out a bottle of slow poison. While Shuang Jianping was not paying attention, I was about to pour the deceleration meter on Shuang Jianping. However, seeing Shuang Jianping's lightning strike, he quickly took the poison away from my hand.
"Hey, what is this? It seems to be delicious." Shuang Jianping smiled at me, and before I could react, he directly injected all the slowing poison into his mouth.
"Second Lord, he drank the poison to prove that he is not a ghost." I glanced at Shuang Jianping, and then asked: "He is not a ghost but a human. After he drinks the poison, will there be any problems? I. I don’t want him to die in the hands of the ghost, but in my hands."
"Don't worry!" The old ghost waved his hand at me and said, "The materials used for refining the slow poison do not contain toxins, but it is a little disgusting."
Hearing what the old ghost said, I remembered the materials used to make slow poison. Ma Yuzhi glanced at Shuang Jianping, did not hold back his nausea, and hurried to the toilet.
"Let's talk about business." The old ghost glanced at me, and then said: "The ghost who came tonight must be stronger than the ghost who came last night, so tonight I plan to sit down for the two of you myself."
"Second Lord, there is one sentence that is not very pleasing, and I don't know if it is inappropriate to say it."
"speak!"
"The second master said before that he is not Li Rengao's opponent. I guess the ghosts I encounter now must be stronger than Li Rengao. Are you sure of winning?"
"When I dealt with Li Rengao, I just broke through the seal. My body was weak and my strength was less than one-tenth of what I was before. Naturally, I couldn't beat Li Rengao, who became a ghost."
"How much strength has the second master recovered now?"
"Almost one-tenth."
(End of this chapter)