The Deadly Ghost Doctor

Chapter 31: Play as a ghost

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Excitedly received three thousand dollars from the old ghost, and saw the light faintly glowing outside the house, and I didn't bother to sleep any longer, and I confessed to the old ghost, so I opened the door and went out. I went to the market not far away and bought a rich breakfast.

"Buns, fried dough sticks, soy milk, and tea eggs. Can the two of us eat so much food? Is it possible that you have learned to prosecute when you make three thousand yuan?"

"Not too much, Ma Yuzhi will come later."

"No wonder!" The old ghost glanced at me, reached out and grabbed a bun, and said: "Then I will go out for a stroll now, and I won't stay here to disturb your two-person world."

When the old ghost finished speaking, he turned into a yin wind and disappeared in front of me.

Not long after the old ghost here disappeared, Ma Yuzhi appeared at the gate of the No. 8 Stock Exchange.

"Get up so early?" When we first saw each other, we said in unison.

Looking at each other with a smile, Ma Yuzhi sat down at the table with a grin.

After about a minute of awkward silence, I said first: "The second master told me not long ago that he found a good place. I don't know if you are free tonight. If you are free, we will..."

"Is that you asking me?"

"Yes, if you are free, I will ask you to go out for shopping."

"Well, give you a face."

I don't know why, when I heard Ma Yuzhi's words, a glimmer of joy flashed in my heart.

"The yin is connected to the yin and the yang, Tang and Song, you said we pass through the yin, can we get to the yin from here?"

"Maybe I can go!" I said as I cleaned the table, "But the ghost doesn't need to breathe, maybe there is no oxygen in the underworld."

"Well, I remember hearing from my mother before that there is only night and no day in the underworld, and there are erupting lava everywhere on the ground. There is no way to survive when the living people go, and it is torture for ghosts to stay there."

"So, it's no wonder there are so many ghosts who want to come to the sun through the yin, and it's no wonder that so many people are willing to be lone ghosts and wild ghosts after they die, and they will stay in the sun and refuse to go to the underworld."

"You two are totally nonsense!" As soon as my voice fell, the voice of the old ghost sounded in my ears.

"Second Lord, why are you..."

Before I could finish speaking, the old ghost waved his hand and said, "I promise this time I just passed by. I didn't hear a word of what you said before."

After speaking, he glanced at Ma Yu and me. The old ghost went on to say, "What you said before is not correct. The underworld is the same as the sun. There are day and night and the four seasons. The only difference is that in the underworld, you can’t see the sun during the day. The moon is not visible at night. The sky is gray in the underworld three hundred and sixty-five days a year. In addition, the summer in the underworld is extremely hot, and the winter in the underworld is extremely cold."

"Yes, there is a black mist in the sky all year round in the underworld. This black mist is the yin that ghosts like. So ghosts actually prefer to stay in the yin-filled underworld. There is also the land of the underworld. There are also flowers and trees growing on the land, but relative to the sun, the varieties of flowers and trees growing in the underworld are a bit single."

"Old ghost, what you said is quite true. I see

I just ask you, have you ever been to the underworld? "

Hearing Ma Yuzhi's words, the old ghost raised his brows and said in a low voice: "Although I have never been to the underworld, I have asked a lot of ghosts before, so I am sure it is true."

"I'm also sure that what my mother said is true, because my mother may have asked a lot of ghosts about this question."

"Little Taoist priest, you are completely making trouble out of nowhere."

"Who can prove that you didn't make trouble unreasonably."

Seeing another dispute between one person and one ghost, I stepped forward two steps and asked the old ghost: "Second Lord, ghosts can come to the yang through the yin, I wonder if we can go to the yin through the yin?"

"I have never been to the underworld, how do I know the answer to your question."

After looking at Ma Yuzhi, the old ghost continued: "Furthermore, you may not believe what I said."

Hearing what the old ghost said, I took a look at Ma Yuzhi, and then asked: "Second Lord, you said before that you found an interesting place. I don't know where this place is, and what else is interesting."

“I’m in a bad mood now and don’t want to discuss this issue. Besides, I don’t want to take you to a good place at night. I can only tell you that the place is very fun. Help you win a lot of business."

"Is there such a good place? I have stayed in the provincial capital for several years, why don't I know." Ma Yuzhi smiled at the old ghost and said, "I think you must be bragging again!"

"Little Taoist priest, my Yang and Yin life have been alive for hundreds of years, so don't even think about using the radical technique in front of me."

Hearing what the old ghost said, I blinked at Ma Yuzhi. Ma Yuzhi understood, took a deep breath and said to the old ghost: "Just now, there is something wrong, so please invite the second uncle."

"I'm a ghost, not a human. Ghosts usually have a little belly."

"My personality is up to my mother. I have a big temper and a bit anxious temper. I am a person who has too many faults. I should never doubt what the second uncle said. Besides, I believe it now. I believe that the underworld is not full of lava. The underworld is almost the same as the sun, with flowers and grass on the ground, dark clouds floating in the sky, and mid-air filling..."

Before Ma Yuzhi could speak, the old ghost said again: "Your attitude does not seem to be an apology."

"Second uncle, you have lived for hundreds of years, and you must be well-versed in human relationships, so please tell me what attitude you should have when you apologize. Should you be stubborn, or take a cup of tea and kneel directly on the ground."

Hearing Ma Yuzhi's words, the old ghost raised his head and said: "At least the three words, the second uncle, should be more emotional."

"Second Uncle!" The old ghost's voice fell, and Ma Yuzhi took a deep breath and yelled three words. The last word is deliberately stretched very long.

"You little Taoist priest!"

Seeing a smile on the old ghost’s face, I stepped forward and asked the old ghost: "Second Lord, Ma Yuzhi and I are very curious in our hearts. Please tell us where is that interesting place. ?"

"That place is called Zero Point Bar."

"Go, I thought it was a fun place, but I didn't expect it was just a bar." Ma Yuzhi looked at the old ghost

At a glance, he said: "I know a lot of bars in the provincial capital. I have never heard of this zero bar. I want to come here. It must be a non-traditional place."

"Zero Bar is not in the provincial capital, but on the outskirts of the provincial capital."

"Outskirts?" I frowned when I heard the old ghost's words. "Shouldn't bars be opened in a place with a relatively concentrated flow of people? What does it mean to open in the outskirts? How much business can there be?"

"Bars are opened in crowded places to earn renminbi in people's pockets. Hundred ghosts travel at night in the wilderness, and bars are opened in places with many ghosts. They are nothing more than to earn ghost coins from ghosts. The purpose of the two is the same. There is no difference between them."

"Could it be that the zero bar that Erye talked about was not opened by people but by ghosts?"

"Yeah, that's why I said that the zero bar is a fun place. I can take you to an eye-opener."

"Is the owner of Zero Bar a human or a ghost?"

"Little Taoist, is this easy to ask? The guests and owners of the zero bar are ghosts."

"No!" The old ghost's voice fell, and Ma Yuzhi waved his hand and said: "You said before that the ghosts of the underworld can only come to the sun through the vagina, and each stay cannot exceed seven days. If the owner of the zero bar is a ghost , How does he run his own bar? And there should be waiters in the bar? If the waiters are also ghosts, where should his waiters go to recruit?"

"As far as I know, there is more than one owner of Zero Point Bar. There are a total of twelve owners behind the bar, and I have also heard that these twelve owners have a high status in the underworld. Every time they come through the vagina After staying in the sun for seven days, the twelve bosses can take turns sitting in the zero bar."

"Like the Yangjian, there are also many poor ghosts in the underworld. The bar can hire these poor ghosts to serve as bar waiters."

"Speaking of which, I really want to see and see."

Ma Yuzhi's voice fell. I thought about it and asked quickly: "Second Lord, there are ghosts in the bar. They are in a ghost business. I went with Ma Yuzhi. Will you ask for trouble?"

"It's simple, you can pretend to be ghosts."

"Pretend to be a ghost? Put on a makeup?"

"It's not as simple makeup as you think. I will give you a prescription in a moment. You can find all the prescriptions on the prescription, and I can make a potion by myself. You swallow this potion in your abdomen, unless you let the ghost touch it. To your body, otherwise, even if ordinary ghosts get in front of you, they will not be able to discover your true identity."

“Pretending to be a ghost can solve the identity problem, but we don’t have a phantom coin. We went to a bar without a phantom coin. How do we spend it?” Ma Yuzhi shrugged and said, “Zero Bar is so interesting. Taste what it's like to drink the spirits of ghosts."

"It's easy to get a ghost coin. After a while, there will be ghosts in the vagina. Ask the other party to buy some money. You can easily collect a few glasses of wine. However, I have to make it clear first. The spirits that ghosts drink are not necessarily Suitable for you."

"Not suitable for us, is the wine that ghosts drink is poison?"

"It's not a poison!" The old ghost said that there was only an unspeakable color on his face, and he smiled vaguely, and then closed his mouth tightly.

(End of this chapter)