"Bat shit, tile mud, crucian carp eggs?" After reading the prescription that the old ghost handed me, I frowned and asked: "Second Lord, you are sure that these three things are mixed together to form a poison. Can you eat it, and can it have an effect?"
"Of course!" The old ghost nodded and said, "Although the three medicines in this prescription are a bit disgusting, when combined, they can indeed exert the desired effect."
"It's disgusting, I dare not eat it!"
"Little Taoist priest, if you don't take this poison, you will be discovered by ghosts as soon as you get to the bar at zero. When the time comes, the ghosts will attack you, even if you have an old lady who comes in person, it will not necessarily save you."
Ma Yuzhi thought for a while and asked, "Second uncle, is there no other way?"
"There is another way."
"what way?"
"I took a knife and wiped off my neck, and when I die, I will become a ghost, and I can follow us in a justifiable way."
"Old ghost, what you said is really a ghost idea." Ma Yu gave the old ghost a white look, then said to me: "Tang Song, you remember to find a bat that looks cute for a while."
The three prescriptions were not hard to find, so it didn't take long for me to put the three things in warm water at the old ghost's order. Slowly simmer it with a warm fire for about two hours. Uncovering the lid of the casserole, you can see a lot of yellow lipsticks.
"This is also a very simple poison. There is no problem in the brewing process. The effect of the medicine should be good." After smelling the poison, the old ghost continued: "Find a glass bottle to fill the poison. It's almost late to the zero bar. At that time, it’s not too late to take the poison."
After the problem of poisons is resolved, there is one more problem before us. That's money, which is the coin used by ghosts.
"Old ghost, it's been a long time, why didn't there any reaction in the vagina? You still said before that you would see a steady stream of ghosts by guarding the vagina. Is this also nonsense?"
"Little Taoist priest, you don't understand. Looking at Huaxia, there is more than one place in the underworld. The ghost wants to go from the underworld to the Yang place, but it has to go this way. In addition, this underworld has only just opened, and I guess the evil spirits are Fear of getting lost, so now there are relatively few ghosts coming through this place."
After looking at me and Ma Yuzhi, the old ghost continued: "Wait, I believe it will not be long before the No. 8 clinic will become pedestrian."
"I don't know if what you said is true and what is false!"
Not long after Ma Yuzhi's voice fell, there was a burst of yin air from where the yin mouth was.
As this yin air spread, a burly man soon appeared in our sight.
This burly man wore an iron armor. His appearance looks a little ordinary, but the corners of his mouth are slightly cocked, giving people a domineering feeling. On this man's waist, there was a dazzling long knife pinned to it.
Seeing the visitor, before I and Ma Yuzhi could react, the old ghost took the first two steps and came to the other side. He said loudly: "I will be responsible for guarding and taking care of this place. If you want to pass through here, according to the rules, you need to leave money to buy the road."
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presumptuous! "As soon as the old ghost's voice fell, the burly man opened his urn and said angrily: "This general worships General Taizong Youwei, you dare to block my way, be careful I take your head! "
The other party's voice fell, and we didn't wait for us to react. He turned to Ma Yuzhi again and said with an irritating voice: "Hey, I didn't expect that there is still a lovely person here. The beauty will be with me for one night, and I would be able to reward you with a few copper plates."
Hearing what the other party said, I took a step and stood in front of Ma Yuzhi.
"In broad daylight, the world is shining, you don't want to talk nonsense!"
"This general pays homage to General Taizong Youwei, and my father is even more..."
Without waiting for the other party to finish speaking, I sneered and said, "Who is Taizong in your mouth? Jin Taizong Simayu? Liao Taizong Yelu Deguang or Dali Taizong Duan Siliang?"
"Naturally it is the famous Emperor Taizong Li Shimin!"
"Li Shimin?" I was slightly surprised when I heard what the other party said. I didn't expect that the person in front of him was older than the old ghost, and turned out to be from the Tang Dynasty. The opponent can live to the present, and he will definitely have a steady supply of thought power. Thinking about it this way, the opponent must be a military commander who can conquer battles, and may also be a famous general in ancient and modern times.
I think that there are ancient famous generals standing in front of me, I feel a little excited. However, thinking of what the other party said to Ma Yuzhi just now, a hint of anger rose in my heart involuntarily.
"I know Tang Taizong Li Shimin, but I don't know what your surname is? What kind of shrimp soldiers and crabs are you!"
"Do you dare to insult this general!" The other party drew the treasured sword from his waist, and said with an annoyance: "This general is the son of Taizong Prime Minister Fang Xuanling, Fang Yiai."
"Fang Yiai?" I was familiar with history when I was in college, and I quickly remembered this name. When the other party's voice fell, I couldn't help laughing: "Unexpectedly, you are a famous dandy housewife!"
"Do you know this general?"
"Father Tiger and Dogzi, isn't it about you and your father?"
My voice fell, and before Fang Yiai could answer, Ma Yuzhi stood aside and said, "Tang and Song, I want to hear the story of this tiger father and dog son."
"Fang Xuanling has two sons, the eldest son is Fang Yizhi, and the second is Fang Yiai. Fang Yizhi is cowardly by nature, but Fang Yiai is domineering by nature. He is absurd and unlearned. He has no strengths other than brute force. However, judging by his father Fang Xuanling's great contributions, Fang Yiai not only became a general of Youwei, but also married Princess Gaoyang."
Hearing the four groups of Princess Gaoyang, Fang Yiai drew a long knife and said, "Shut up, let me say I stab you with a single knife!"
As soon as Fang Yiai's voice fell, the old ghost appeared in front of Fang Yiai as soon as his body shook. Before Fang Yiai could react, the old ghost shot like lightning and easily took the long knife from Fang Yiai's hand.
"The knife is indeed a good knife, but the ghost who uses the knife is a waste!" The old ghost said, glared at Fang Yiai, then smiled at me and said: "Boy, your story is very good. Then, if this rubbish dared to mess around, I would kill him with a single blow."
I glanced at the indignant Fang Yiai, I smiled and said, "After Princess Gaoyang married Fang Yiai, she soon discovered that Fang Yiai was an unlearned dude. Princess Gaoyang was the jewel in the palm of Emperor Taizong. she was
With such a high level of vision, how can she be worthy of Fang Yiai. "
"It's just a pity that Princess Gao Yang married Fang Yiai, and the daughter of the emperor couldn't give up her husband. Fortunately, Princess Gao Yang met the monk Jian Ji later, and they fell in love at first sight, and finally settled for life."
Seeing that I was here, Ma Yuzhi couldn't help but raised his brows and said, "Tang Song, don't stop, tell me what happened to Princess Gao Yang and Monk Jieji?"
"After the matter of the princess and the monk Jianji was revealed, the emperor shocked and ordered the monk beheaded. The princess was heartbroken and launched a court coup after Emperor Taizong died. As for the final outcome of the princess, I don't know."
"Inu Zifang's beloved love, let me ask you, in the underworld, are Princess Gao Yang and Monk Jieji come together?"
"Huh, a couple of dog men and women will still be spurned even in the underworld!" Fang Yiai raised his head and said, "Emperor Taizong occupies half of the underworld. Gao Yang was beaten into the cold palace hundreds of years ago."
Hearing Fang Yiai's words, Ma Yu frowned and said: "Tang Taizong is in vain as a Mingjun, and he keeps you as a dude so that you can continue to harm others?"
Seeing Fang Yiai shut up and said nothing. The old ghost waved his hand and said, "Okay, let's talk about business, don't care about him so much, Mingbi is important."
After speaking to us, the old ghost shouted at Fang Yiai: "Douji, you can give the money. Give the money, let you leave safely, otherwise, I will remove one of your arms first."
"Presumptuous, my father Fang Xuanling is still Emperor Taizong's right-hand man today. You dare to embarrass me, next time I will gather people and horses to level you here completely!"
"Boy, I don't think you can shed tears if you don't see the coffin. In that case, I will kill you to avoid future troubles."
Seeing the old ghost holding the knife and placing it on her neck, Fang Yiai's complexion changed and quickly said: "My husband can bend and stretch. Today I am in a good mood and I don't care about you like you."
Fang Yiai was talking, took out a stack of Ming coins, and handed it to the old ghost's hand obediently. In the end, this guy also pretended to say: "I can use endless coins, this time I will give you a reward."
"Then I will slash you, count me in return, count me thank you."
After the old ghost had finished speaking, he was about to raise his sword. When Fang Yiai saw this, she was shocked, raised her hands and said, "There is a kind of letting me go for the time being. Next time, when I call up the staff, we will have a showdown."
"Get out!" As the old ghost swallowed the word gently, Fang Yiai quickly turned into a gust of wind and disappeared in place.
"Old ghost, you just let that dude go away so easily, don't you let the tiger go back to the mountain?"
"His father is Fang Xuanling. Killing him might cause unnecessary trouble. Keep Fang's widow's love and let him be our enemy instead of Fang Xuanling."
Hearing what the old ghost said, Ma Yuzhi nodded softly and said, "I didn't expect that old ghost, you are as careful as a hair."
"This is not careful, but resourceful. There is no way. Erye, my mind is always very bright."
"You are really two!"
"What do you mean?"
"This is the current popular way of speaking. I'm praising you for being smart."
(End of this chapter)