"Old ghost, how long will it take to walk! Are you sure Zero Bar, in this wilderness?"
It's no wonder that Ma Yuzhi would stop and ask the old ghost with doubts, because the old ghost took us out of the city and went straight to a wilderness.
Except for half-length weeds, there are lush woods in this wilderness area. Not to mention the shadows of people, there are not even half of the shadows of ghosts nearby.
"There is a pine forest at the foot of the big mountain in front. The zero bar I'm talking about is in the pine forest."
"It was midnight, and it was dark all around. With the help of the moonlight, we could barely see the scene within 20 meters, but could not see the pine forest in the distance."
"Don't worry, there are up to three kilometers to reach the destination of our trip."
Seeing the old ghost waved his hand and continued to move forward, Ma Yuzhi and I looked at each other, and in desperation we had to follow the old ghost obediently.
After walking forward for about ten minutes, the old ghost suddenly stopped.
"Listen! There are ghosts talking in the distance!"
Hearing what the old ghost said, Ma Yuzhi and I listened attentively, and we really heard the voice faintly. Judging by the voice of this speech, someone or a ghost is not far from us.
"It seems that we are not far from our destination now. In order to avoid revealing our identity, you two should vomit the poison."
"Old ghost, I'll ask again, after we drink this thing, will there be any bad side effects?"
"This thing is called a poison, and it will naturally have some side effects." After looking at me and Ma Yu, the old ghost continued: "Drink the poison and the poison will seal the yang energy in your body. When the poison loses its effect, you will be The enclosed Yang Qi will gush out, and then you will feel excited mentally, and you will feel hot and hot from this."
"Excited, hot?" Ma Yuzhi waved his hand gently when he heard the old ghost's words: "If it's just excitement and hotness, I can accept it, but it doesn't matter much.
"Yes, the side effects of the poison will not cause any irreversible effects on your body, so you can take it with confidence."
"Although the poison does not have any side effects, thinking about the ingredients of the poison, I still feel a little sick."
"Don't worry, little Taoist priest, after my refinement, the impurities in the bat shit have long been removed."
Taking a deep look at the old ghost, Ma Yuzhi whispered to me: "Tang Song, how about you eat first, taste it?"
"Okay!" I nodded lightly, took out the glass bottle, and when I looked up, I poured all the ** in the bottle into my mouth.
After swallowing the slightly astringent **, I smiled slightly and said to Ma Yuzhi: "It's very delicious. The taste of this thing is a bit like orange juice, with a delicate fragrance, and the taste is sweet."
"Really?" Ma Yuzhi gave me a dubious look before pinching his nose and swallowing the **** in the glass bottle.
"Tang Song, your orange juice tastes like horse urine?"
"Could it be that you have drunk horse urine?" I just joked Ma Yu and felt a burst of cold air pouring into my body. I touched my forehead, and my forehead became cold.
I breathed into my arm, a bit weird
The thing is, the gas coming out of me turned out to be a chill.
"I didn't expect the effect of the poison to take effect so quickly." Ma Yuzhi also noticed the changes in his body and couldn't help but whisper.
Hearing Ma Yuzhi’s words, the old ghost thought for a while and said to her: "I guess there will be a lot of evil spirits in the bar, little Taoist priest, you are pretty good-looking, I suggest you find something dirty to make flowers. Your own face, lest you get into trouble for a while that shouldn't be caused."
"This lady is naturally beautiful, even if she confuses her face, she is still a..."
Before Ma Yuzhi finished speaking, I grabbed a handful of mud and smeared it on her face.
"Tang Song, what are you doing?"
"Sorry, offended."
"Second uncle, do you think this is useful?"
"Useful!" The old ghost nodded and said: "Other ghosts don't care what is on your face. When they see you, they will only think that you are a big painted face. A big painted face is not welcome by the **, and we The purpose is nothing more than that."
In Ma Yuzhi's complaint, we followed the old ghost and walked into a pine forest.
Not long after I walked into the pine forest, two groups of green wildfires appeared in my sight. In addition, behind the two groups of green fires, there is a manor that looks particularly magnificent. The entrance of the manor is decorated with lights and festoons. There is a horizontal plaque on the door with the characters "Zero Bar" written on it.
"The manor that looks impressive is the Zero Point Bar. The two groups of ghost fires in front of the bar are two welcoming doormen. When you see the doormen, remember to tip them appropriately."
Hearing what the old ghost said, I asked curiously: "Second Lord, tipping is also popular in the underworld?"
"Boy, don't forget how our money came from. It is still popular to collect road money in the underworld. What is a tip?"
Moving on, just before the two groups of wildfires, the two groups of wildfires turned into two slender female ghosts strangely. Upon seeing it, I was slightly stunned. After reacting, I quickly took out a phantom coin and stuffed it into the hands of one of the female ghosts.
"This is a tip for the two of you, you should remember to split evenly for a while."
"You are really stingy!" Under the guidance of the two female ghosts, as we walked towards the bar, Ma Yuzhi said to me with a smile.
"I'm not stingy. I haven't figured out the face value of Mingbi until now, and I don't know how much I have just given."
"It's about one thousand yuan converted into RMB!"
"A thousand?" I felt a pain in the flesh when I heard the old ghost's words.
"Second Lord, why didn't you remind me earlier, besides, can I get the money back after I give it out?"
"You still care about the money when you come out to play?" The old ghost gave me a white look, and then said: "Besides, this money is not yours, this is the money of Fang Yi's love, this time it is he who is in the treat."
Led by the old ghost, we came to the door of the bar. From afar, a waiter in uniform came to us and led the three of us into the bar.
A little bit beyond my expectation, the decoration style and layout of Zero Point Bar is not much different from modern bars, the same magnificent, all soft seat sofas, and the same ambiguous neon lights.
"The business in this bar looks pretty good." Just sitting on the sofa, Ma
Yuzhi said: "The guests in the bar look no different from normal people. It's really hard to imagine. They are all ghosts, not people."
"Ghosts are changed from humans, and they seem natural and human."
"I'm talking about their dress. Originally, I thought these ghosts would dress like Fang Yi's. I didn't expect most of them to wear fashionable clothes."
"Fang Yiai is an alternative. Most ghosts are still the same as human beings. How can they be comfortable wearing clothes."
As soon as the old ghost's voice fell, a waiter held a menu and came to the three of us. "Three, what do you plan to drink?"
The waiter's voice fell, and before I could talk to the old ghost, Ma Yuzhi said, "I want to drink the strongest wine in your bar."
Hearing Ma Yu's words, the waiter took a deep look at her, and then asked the old ghost and me: "Two gentlemen, what can you drink?"
"What is the best-selling wine you have here?" Or the old ghost, who has rich experience, asked directly.
"Our best-selling wines here are Hell Magic Spring, Underworld Red Wine, and three bowls of unguarded wine."
"I want a glass of Hell Demon Spring, and give him a glass of Underworld Red Wine."
When the old ghost voice fell, Ma Yu asked, "What is the name of the wine I ordered?"
"Three bowls are not enough."
"Second Lord, do these wines we ordered really come from the underworld? Or are they selling dog meat?"
"It does come from the underworld. As far as I know, although there are no mineral resources in the underworld, there are several large rivers. In addition, there are more or less exotic fruits in the underworld. Most of these wines are made from river water and these exotic fruits. Brewed."
"Old ghost, when you get drunk, you will get drunk. I don't know what will happen if you drink too much wine in the underworld?"
"Little Taoist priest, if you drink too much wine, you will get drunk, and if you drink too much, you will get drunk and worse. I warn you, don’t be greedy for a while."
"I, Ma Yuzhi, started drinking my father's wine secretly when I was three years old. You don't know how much I drink." Ma Yuzhi gave the old ghost a white look, licked his lips and said, "I can't wait now."
The waiter is quick and the service is very standard. About five minutes later, the waiter came to us with a drink.
Among them, the Hell Demon Spring, which was spotted by the old ghost, was placed in a round glass bottle, and the liquor looked green all over.
The underworld red wine I ordered was placed in a beautiful goblet, and the whole red wine looked good.
The three bowls that Ma Yuzhi ordered were not enough, but they were placed in a dark wine jar. The look of the wine jar was a bit disdainful, as if it had been dug out of the soil.
"Things from the yang room cannot be brought to the yang room through the yin mouth, but the things from the yang room can be brought to the yang room through the yin mouth. Next, taste this rare and exotic bar."
Hearing what the old ghost said, I nodded gently, picked up the wine glass, and took a sip.
To be honest, the taste of this wine is a bit strange, but overall it is seven points similar to ordinary red wine.
Ma Yuzhi is much more bold than me. She directly picked up the wine jar and took a sharp sip. Then he wiped his mouth and said, "Good wine, it tastes delicious!"
(End of this chapter)