I used to hear people say the word drunk a lot. Today, I finally saw a real drunk at the zero bar.
"Old ghosts, I think these ghosts are almost the same as people who are drunk when they are drunk, the same nonsense, the same drunk."
"A ghost will become drunk and muddy after drinking the wine from the underworld. This is normal. The key little priest is that you are not a ghost. If you drink the wine from the underworld and become drunk, the result will not be as simple as being drunk as mud."
"I haven't been drunk, Ma Yuzhi really wants to experience it." Ma Yuzhi smiled at the old ghost like a puff, then turned to the waiter and shouted, "Give me another three bowls!"
"Ma Yuzhi, if you drink less, the poison will lose its effect at three o'clock in the morning. We have to leave here earlier."
"Isn't it still early?" Ma Yuzhi glared at me, and then said: "But even if I want to leave, I have to let me drink this jar of wine."
As soon as Ma Yuzhi's voice fell, a burly man holding two jars of wine came to us.
Let me talk about this burly man first. This man looks like he is about 30 years old. He looks resolute, his body is very muscular, and he looks like an iron man.
"Is this ugly aunt who asked for three bowls but not enough?"
"My name is Ma Yuzhi, not Chou Gu, besides, seeing you look like a stone, I don't know what your name is?"
"In Xialiangshan Wusong."
"Wu Song?" Hearing what the other party said, I stood up and asked: "Are you Wu Song who beats tigers?"
"It's here!" Wu Song gave me a fist, and said to Ma Yuzhi: "It has been a year since I opened this bar with Lin Chong and other brothers. During this period, there were many beautiful guests coming and going. So, however, this is the first time I have seen a guest who can drink three altars and three bowls without standing upright."
Without waiting for Ma Yuzhi to speak, Wu Song followed: "I had a good drink in my life, and I like it after I die. It's rare to meet someone in the same way. I don't know if Wu Song can offer you a glass of wine."
"Okay!" Ma Yuzhi nodded happily, and said with her arms akimbo: "If you get drunk by me for a while, don't treat me like a tiger in the forest."
"Hahaha, Ugly Auntie is quick to talk, Wu Song likes it."
"Stone, don't call me ugly aunt, remember, I am Ma Yuzhi." Ma Yuzhi glared at Wu Song, then picked up a wine jar with Wu Song and touched it lightly. The two even drank heroically.
"Second Lord, Wu Song has come out to accompany him. It seems that Ma Yuzhi must be drunk tonight."
"Drinking like her is not far from getting drunk."
"Second Lord, tell me honestly, what will happen to this kind of wine when you get drunk?"
"Are you worried about Ma Yuzhi?" Before I could finish speaking, the old ghost waved his hand and said, "Boy, you only need to remember one thing now. When Ma Yuzhi is drunk, send her home."
Hearing what the old ghost said, I was about to speak. I heard Ma Yuzhi say to Wu Song rather boldly: "It's still a bit unsatisfactory, do you want to make another game?"
"Okay, Wu Song gave up his life to accompany the hero today."
One altar, two altars, when Ma Yuzhi drank the third altar of wine, I saw that she was already a little airy.
Seeing that Ma Yuzhi was still talking, I stood up, stretched out my hand and held her waist, and said to Wu Song, "Brother Wu Song, we still have important things to do. I'm afraid we can't accompany you to the fullest today."
"I can still..."
Before Ma Yuzhi could finish her words, I leaned into her ear and whispered: "Ma Yuzhi, wake up. It is already half past two in the morning. Don't forget our big business."
Hearing what I said, Ma Yuzhi shook his head and burped a drink before saying to Wu Song, "Brother Wu Song, that's it for today. Next time we have a chance, we will continue to talk about the wine."
"Well, next time I have a chance to be a guest at Liangshan, I will definitely treat you well!" Wu Song said to the waiter not far away: "They are free for this table!"
Helping Ma Yuzhi out of the zero bar, I whispered to her: "You said you are a girl, why do you drink so much alcohol in the middle of the night? Are you not afraid of encountering bad people when you get drunk?"
"I, Ma Yuzhi, have never been afraid of the sky, I'm only afraid of the old lady in my house."
"But you are still a woman after all, and a beautiful woman, you are not afraid of someone hitting your attention while you are drunk."
"With you and the old ghost by my side, what am I afraid of? In addition, if you two dare to do something to me, after I wake up from the wine, I don't care whether you are a ghost or a ghost, I must castrate you."
"The little Taoist is really drunk, boy, I remember we passed a secluded cave on our way here, and you will take her to rest in the cave for a while."
Hearing what the old ghost said, I frowned and said, "What are you going to do in the cave? Let's go straight home."
"When the poison fails, the side effects will appear. Then there will be no time for you to go home." After taking a look at me, the old ghost continued: "What's more, Ma Yuzhi is now drunk and waits until the poison fails. It is estimated that the side effects of alcohol will also occur at the same time. At that time, Ma Yuzhi will temporarily lose her mind."
"Second Lord, what are the side effects of these three bowls not working?"
"After a while, you helped her to the cave, and when Ma Yuzhi Jiujin came up, you would naturally know." After the old ghost said, he floated away to the distance. In a short while, it completely disappeared from my sight.
"The second master left as long as he said, and those in the wilderness are not afraid that we will encounter evil spirits for a while?"
The old ghost was gone, I supported Ma Yuzhi and walked towards the cave on the road. Seeing that he was about to walk near the cave, Ma Yuzhi suddenly said to me: "Tang Song, I feel so hot. Are you hot?"
"Heat?" I glanced at Ma Yuzhi and said, "I also feel a little hot and dry. It seems that the poison has failed, and side effects have occurred. However, I believe that the side effects will pass soon, so let's stick to it again..."
After speaking, I looked around again and saw a stream ahead. I helped Ma Yuzhi walk to the side of the stream, holding water, and helping her wash away the dirt on her face.
When the stream washed away the mud on Ma Yuzhi's face, when the bright moonlight shone on her face, staring at Ma Yuzhi who was close at hand, there was a flow of heat in my heart, and an evil thought followed in my mind. .
"See no evil? See no evil!" I
He shook his head, took a deep breath, and continued to help Ma Yuzhi to walk forward.
Ten minutes later, I helped Ma Yuzhi and finally came to the cave that the old ghost said.
The cave is covered with many vines, and this place is really secluded. The only fly in the ointment is that the cave seems to be a bit sultry, and when I walked into the cave, I felt like I was already sweating.
"Hot!" Ma Yuzhi let out a low growl, and suddenly sat up from the ground. Before I could react, Ma Yuzhi took off his white T-shirt.
A large piece of white skin on Ma Yuzhi's body instantly appeared in my sight. Upon seeing it, the evil fire that had just been suppressed by me hit the top of my head again.
"No, I can't take advantage of others!" I shook my head to myself and turned my head to the side.
"Tang Song, what the hell did you bring me here? Why is it so hot in it? I want to take off my clothes."
When I heard Ma Yuzhi's words, I just turned around and wanted to talk when I saw Ma Yuzhi take off his jeans. In an instant, a pair of snow-white slender legs were exposed to my sight.
Ma Yuzhi not only looks all over the country, but her figure is indeed impeccable. As a boy, I suddenly saw the beauty in front of me, and almost had a nosebleed.
"No! No! I can't take advantage of others, nor can I have absurd ideas." I shook my head and closed my eyes tightly.
But when I closed my eyes, there were all Ma Yuzhi in my mind. Just when I was upset and ready to get up and leave the cave temporarily, I saw Ma Yuzhi who was lying on the ground suddenly stand up, and then I didn’t wait for me. After reacting, Ma Yuzhi came directly to my side, pushed me to the ground, and sat on me directly.
"Tang Song, want me!"
After Ma Yuzhi finished speaking, she took off her underwear on her own.
When the pair of snow-white and plump jade rabbits suddenly appeared straight in my sight, my mind instantly fell into a blank.
Then, before I could react, Ma Yuzhi continued to tear my clothes like she was crazy.
"Oh, it seems that Ma Yuzhi's Jiu Jin is coming up. Jiu Jin and its side effects will make people so gloomy. No wonder Erye wants me to bring Ma Yuzhi to this cave. What should I do now?"
At this time, Ma Yuzhi had completely lost her reason. She kissed me madly. Under the last trace of reason, I pushed Ma Yuzhi away and shouted at her: "Ma Yuzhi, you are crazy, don't come over. !"
At this time, Ma Yuzhi had a pretty face that was flushed like an apple. She took a deep look at me and pushed me to the ground again.
"You want me?!" Ma Yuzhi tore off my pants and suddenly yelled at me. At this time, she looked more like a beast than me.
Her roar instantly dispelled the last trace of reason in my mind. Seeing her look like a fairy, touched her delicate back. I took a deep breath, and finally turned against the guest and pressed Ma Yu under my body.
"Ma Yuzhi, I blame you for drinking too much yin wine, and the old ghost for not clarifying things beforehand. Now, I am riding a tiger, and I want to kill afterwards. I will do whatever you want." After speaking, I left arrogantly. Ma Yuzhi's legs.
(End of this chapter)