I don't know how long I have been in a coma. When I opened my eyes, I was lying on the bed in the back room, and there was not even a single figure in all directions.
Feeling healthy, I left the bed and picked up my clothes. After confirming that the red line next to the belly button disappeared, I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Pushing open the door, I realized that it was almost dark now. I remember that I drank the poison at night, and I didn't expect that I would have fainted for such a long time.
"You finally woke up. If I remember correctly, this is the third day after you were in a coma. Originally I thought that after the old ghost gave you the poison, you would directly become a vegetable."
As Ma Yuzhi's voice reached my ears, I saw her carrying large and small bags, crossing the highway, and walking towards me quickly.
"I was really in a coma for three days?" Taking the things from Ma Yuzhi, I asked curiously: "How do you buy so many things? What is in these boxes?"
"Three days is short. The old ghost said that Director Min will be in a coma for at least a week." Ma Yu gave me a blunt glance, and then said: "These things are my mom's favorite things. A gift for the Mid-Autumn Festival, I spend You can buy it with money and give it with favor, but you have taken a huge advantage."
"all these are... ... "
Before I could finish speaking, Ma Yuzhi waved his hand and preached: "I have spent all my savings, and I have all the gifts. However, whether these gifts can be given out depends on you when the time comes. show."
"Don't frighten me, and don't make auntie like a tigress."
"I think she is a tigress, and I am her daughter. Is it possible that I can wrong her?"
Seeing Ma Yuzhi's face full of dignity, it was not as if he was joking, a trace of tension flashed through my mind involuntarily.
"Now there are seven days before the Mid-Autumn Festival, when shall we leave?"
"Who said there are still seven days?" Ma Yu gave me a white glance, and then said, "Don't you count as time for three days in a coma?"
"I felt like I was lying down and slept, but I really can't remember that I was unconscious.
Three days. "
"I have already bought the train ticket. The train at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning will almost arrive at my house at 6 o'clock in the afternoon the day after tomorrow. If my mother is in a good mood, you may still have a warm dumpling. If my mother is in the mood No, you can only sleep in the Internet cafe tomorrow night."
After Ma Yuzhi placed the gift in Clinic No. 8, he turned and left, leaving me standing alone in front of a large number of gifts, full of anxiety not knowing what to do next.
"Second Lord, I have another question. I want to consult. Please help me to solve my doubts." At ten o'clock in the evening, just waited for the old ghost to return to the room, I couldn't wait to ask him.
"But about the poison?"
"No, it's about women!"
"Little Taoist?"
"No, it's Ma Yuzhi's mother. On the Mid-Autumn Festival, I will follow Ma Yuzhi to visit her parents, but I heard Ma Yuzhi said that her mother is like a hungry tigress. I am a little nervous now, I don't know if the wise second master has anything. good idea?"
After taking a deep look at me, the old ghost smiled and said, "You are asking the right person. If you know that dealing with old women, I am the most experienced."
"Stupid boy, I ask you, do you know what old women care about the most?"
Hearing what the old ghost said, I scratched my head and said, "I care about my children and grandchildren the most. Ma Yuzhi's mother should now care about Ma Yuzhi the most and worry that she will be deceived the most."
"fart!"
"Do you care about money most? If that's the case, it's a bit of a hassle. I have more than a thousand left in my pocket now."
"Hey, you really can't teach a child!" The old ghost shook his head at me, and then said earnestly: "Women, especially older women, care most about their dead face, what they care most. It is the years that have been flowing unconsciously."
"Er Ye meant to say that I want to please Ma Yuzhi's mother, so I need to spend money to buy her some cosmetics and the like?"
"You have more than one thousand dollars left in your pocket now. You are embarrassed to give away the cosmetics you bought for more than one thousand dollars?"
"Then second master, I don’t know if I can do it without spending money
Ways to please her. "
"Of course!" The old ghost raised his brow and said, "The way to please her without spending money is to praise."
"From the ages to the present, whether you are a saint or a wise man, it is inevitable that when you fall into the clichés, everyone likes to listen to other people's flattery. So when you see Ma Yuzhi's mother, you use all the words of praise of women on her. Just horse The fart pat is done, I will take care that she will like you and will not interfere with the affairs between you and Ma Yuzhi."
"Fatting?" I muttered in a low voice, after thinking about it, and then asked: "Second Lord, if Ma Yuzhi's mother is an unconventional person and flattering doesn't work, what should I do?"
"Then do what you like, carefully observe and discover her preferences, and then use this as a breakthrough point. As long as you can talk to her, the problem will almost be solved."
"In addition, after you get to the place, you have to be more stable and diligent. When you are fine, you should show your hospitality appropriately." The old ghost walked over to the bed and lay down in his clothes. Do what I say, and make sure you are foolproof."
In the early morning of the next morning, I carried large and small bags of gifts and followed Ma Yuzhi to the train station.
When I arrived at the train station and received the train ticket from Ma Yuzhi, I learned that Ma Yuzhi's hometown is in the third province of the East.
There is a good saying that women in the south are made of water, graceful and pleasant. The women in the north are made of wine, and the fire is mellow.
The use of the four words "flaming mellow fragrance" on Ma Yuzhi's body is somewhat appropriate.
From north to south, the train crossed the Qinling Mountains and the Huaihe River, and finally arrived at the destination safely with Ma Yuzhi and me at 6 o'clock in the afternoon the next day.
"I will tell you something that is not bad. My mother has already made dumplings with my dad after knowing the news you are about to come. This shows that she is in a good mood today."
"Is this God helping me?"
"That's not necessarily true, because my mother's face is often stranger than the weather. Maybe it will be sunny and cloudy, sunny and blizzard." Ma Yuzhi smiled at me, reached out and stopped a taxi, and said to the taxi. The driver said: "Master, let's go to the Beijiao Cemetery."
(End of this chapter)