Extraordinary: The Empress and the Queen have a play
(Ben. Wen. Jin. Jiang. Wen. Study. City. Independent. Issue, Author. Yes. Li. Nine. Songs. Any other flat. Taiwan. Non. Positive. Edition.)
At the end of summer and beginning of autumn, the weather was getting cooler every day, not to mention that it rained all night yesterday, and when I got up early, there was a smell of grass mixed in the wind.
Yao Yanyan and His Majesty have gone to Jiangnan again!
Since copying the Yu family in Liuzhou that year, His Majesty and Yao Yanyan have seen the benefits in it. In the late summer and early autumn, in the name of understanding the people’s sentiments and training the prince, they confidently handed government affairs into the hands of the prince, and then Le Diandian. I took a boat off the south of the Yangtze River.
With the appearance of the two recruiting people, they really attracted a lot of corrupt officials and profiteers. Just when Yao Yanyan and His Majesty thought that they could get rich by robbing their houses, they discovered that most of the money in the hands of these corrupt officials and profiteers was taken from innocent people. Then, the two of them couldn't take the money as their own right now, but fortunately, they could still leak some points into the hands of both of them, which is better than nothing.
However, the two quickly found a better fun than making money in the matter of eradicating corrupt officials and profiteers. That is, every time, when the villains thought that they could hold them in their palms, the two would explode casually. Become a relative of the emperor, and then find a group of guards to act as a group, and then you can enjoy the expressions of those people from shock and disbelief to fear and begging for mercy.
It is really full of sense of accomplishment in people's hearts, and their legends are left on the rivers and lakes!
"Your Majesty, who do you think we will use to punish the evil and promote the good this time?" Yao Yanyan sat on the bow of the boat, turning her head to her Majesty.
Zhu Qiyu touched his chin, "It's better to continue to use the identities of Fuhui and Junma! Last August we used the identities of Fengyang and Yuan Hao, and last September we used the identities of Princess Ruyang and the horse... I think they are a little unhappy."
Yao Yan is strange, "Let's use their identities to do good deeds. This is to help them make a name for themselves! Why are they not happy?"
His Majesty the Emperor hummed, "Who knows, maybe these people are so ignorant." With that, he complimented Princess Fuhui and his wife, "It's better Princess Fuhui, I don't mind at all, and even went into the palace specially. Thanks!"
Yao Yanyan looked at her proud look, tilted her head and leaned on his shoulder, looking at the swaying waves of the river, her shoulders trembling with joy.
Seeing that she was happy, His Majesty raised his hand to embrace her shoulder, and sighed: "Unfortunately, we cannot use our true identity."
Yao Yanyan clicked on her tilted head, and echoed: "It's a pity." But there is no way. If people know that the empress and empress are not doing their jobs, they will go to the south of the Yangtze River to "fish" every year for fear of dropping their jaws. Then they can no longer enjoy the free time, so their identity must not be revealed.
The boat passed by the river and drifted slowly into the inner city. The clouds in the evening approached quietly from a distance. When Yao Yanyan raised her eyes in Her Majesty’s arms, she found that there were many colorful sunset clouds on the water, which were stirred by the oars. Just go round and round.
There are two or three-story pavilions on both sides of the water. The lights are brightly lit, and there are melodious songs from there, and they float on the boat with the smell of evening fireworks.
Yao Yanyan asked the boat house where it was.
The boatman smiled and said: "That is Lihuayuan. Every time this time, the master Huadan will come on stage to sing a song. This Huadan is amazing. You can hear her reputation within a hundred miles. She was twelve years old. It’s amazing for four people. It’s hard to find a ticket for a movie, so many high-ranking officials and dignitaries are willing to join in!"
Yao Yanyan smiled and said, "Is that so beautiful?"
The boatman looked down at her, shook his head and smiled after a moment: "It's incomparable..." The boatman was sixty years old, and his face under the hat was vicissitudes of life, but his mental head was very good.
The ship has docked, and the boat owner parked the ship at the pier.
As night fell, the sky became darker, and lanterns swayed slightly under the eaves on both sides of the bank.
The boatman lowered his head and saw the reflection of the couple standing up. The husband went to the pier first, then turned around and let the lady put his hands on the shore. The couple is handsome and the other is beautiful. When reflected in the water, they look like real phantoms.
The dozen or so guards who followed the two ships behind, paid the money quickly, and left together behind the two.
Until they were far away, the boatman could still hear the couple laughing while walking.
Zhu Qiyu stretched out his hand to embrace Yao Yanyan and said, "What is the identity of the lady, how can an actor compare to you?"
Yao Yanyan: "Husband, that Huadan is also a human being. People have different statuses, but no distinction between high and low. Why can't I compare with a Huadan?"
Zhu Qiyu: "Well, good, the lady is right."
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The boatman propped up the boat poles and walked back and forth. Listening to the sound of opera from both sides of the strait, he thought while rowing that the couple should have been newly married for less than a year, but they looked affectionate.
His Majesty and Yao Yanyan, who have been married for more than ten years, naturally couldn't hear the boatman’s sigh. They split up and used their beautiful faces to sway the market. Unfortunately, they did not know that they ransacked their homes too hard in the past two years to scare the corrupt officials and profiteers, or The law and order in this city is really very good, there is not even a prodigal son who came forward to strike up a conversation. Seeing that they could do nothing to punish the evil and promote the good, they were disappointed on the one hand, and a little happy on the other, and then walked into the theater with a curiosity.
Hard to get a movie ticket
It doesn't matter, they have the right to... Relying on the relationship between Commander Chen, the two quickly entered the theater and got the best position, while Commander Chen... was invited to drink by local officials.
Regarding the identities of His Majesty and Yao Yanyan, the leader of Chen kept his mouth tight, and said with a secret face that the two were nobles from Beijing, so please don't bother them.
The couple, Zhu Qiyu and Yao Yanyan, have to take care of them every day before going to bed. Although they are over thirty-five years old, they still look twenty-four-five years old. Local officials would not guess about the empress, they would only think that the two were really nobles from Beijing.
The situation at the head of the leader of Chen will not be mentioned for the time being, only that His Majesty and Yao Yanyan are protected by several guards sitting in the box on the second floor facing the stage, and eating melon seeds facing the slender flower Dan on the stage.
After Yao Yanyan came up, she couldn't help but look at the girl. Although her face was not as good as her, but her waist and figure looked slightly better than her. Yao Yanyan said in her heart: Should I be said to be 18 years old? Seeing it is really good! And this singing skill... is really good. Why does her voice resemble a lark? If she had such a voice, wouldn't it be easier to hook up with your Majesty back then
Thinking of this, Yao Yanyan couldn't help but glanced at her Majesty's side, but saw that he turned the notebook in his hand with bright eyes, and there was a strange smile on his face, she didn't know what was thinking in her heart.
Yao Yanyan couldn't help but move her head over. Only then discovered that the emperor's majesty read the most common story about a gifted man and a beautiful woman, but the beautiful woman in this story is quite bold, not only confessing to the gifted man in public, but also sneaking out to date the gifted man against his parents.
Yao Yanyan originally thought that the next plot was the gifted man ecstatically accepting the beautiful woman. After the spring breeze of the two, the gifted scholar went to Beijing to rush to the exam and won the top pick, and came back to marry the beautiful woman. But he did not expect this story to be different. Not only indifferent, but also always refuses the beautiful woman with a noble and glamorous appearance.
His Majesty the emperor seemed to feel that the plot was quite interesting, and after reading it, he still couldn't say enough: "Yanyan, let's line up "Drawing Lou Ji"!" "Drawing Lou Ji" is the name of this script.
Yao Yanyan was a little surprised and said, "Shall we line up by ourselves? Am I acting as a beautiful woman? Are you acting as a talented man?"
His Majesty the Emperor nodded with bright eyes.
Yao Yanyan said in her heart: Is this "The Story of a Picture House" a drama in which a beautiful woman pursues a talent? Does your majesty want to relive the scene of the palace pursuing him in his previous life
She was a little unhappy, but seeing the way his Majesty looked at her expectantly, she still nodded helplessly and agreed.
Well, as long as you want, there is nothing wrong, my little Zhu Zhu~~~
The two of them did what they said, and immediately went to the house where the guards had found them in advance, and they also asked someone to send some costumes and props. It would be better if there were ready-made ones.
To Yao Yanyan's surprise, someone even sent the actor over, saying that they were teaching them how to dress and make up.
Make-up is not necessary. The empresses and queens who have been skin-care for many years reject this kind of heavy makeup that damages the skin. Naturally, they don’t need to teach how to dress. Although the costumes are somewhat different from the regular clothes they wear, they are not even worse. They didn't know how to wear them, so the Huadan was thrown aside. With the help of the maid, the two quickly changed their costumes, and they put some props in the yard, and the play began.
Although it was the first time acting in a play, the two of them did not have stage fright at all, and they could not sing the words of the play, but they also enjoyed themselves by chanting dryly.
Your Majesty the Emperor has memorized all of her dramas, without missing a word. Yao Yanyan can’t remember so many, but it’s okay. She has compiled a few paragraphs by herself, and she can also make her red ears and accompaniment. The attendant lowered his head and dared not look.
But just after the show, the beautiful lady sneaked out to see the talented man, and his Majesty chose to quit.
Yao Yanyan asked him how he gave up halfway. His Majesty the Emperor touched his chin and said, "The more I look at it, the more I feel that this beautiful woman is blind. I don't know what is so good about that talented person who deserves her care? And this beautiful woman is too bold. As a woman, shouldn't you be more reserved? "While talking, his eyes lit up and he said to Yao Yanyan: "Yanyan, why don't we change it?"
As a result, Yao Yanyan and her majesty changed their costumes, and she became that cold-hearted talent who always rejected her from thousands of miles away, and her majesty became the bold and charming lady who was brave enough to pursue true love.
Yao Yanyan thought that your Majesty, who just disliked her for being too daring, would act with restraint, but she did not expect that her majesty's drama would go out one by one, while she said it again, she looked at her affectionately, and she wished to come over immediately to agree Looks like.
In order to maintain the character, Yao Yanyan could only look at him with a cold face. When her majesty tried to hug her for the tenth time, she finally couldn't help but wonder: "Your Majesty, didn't you say that beautiful women should be more reserved? You acted. It's bolder than the one in the storybook!"
"Is there?" His Majesty was stunned for a moment, then looked at Yao Yanyan and sighed: "I understand the mood of the beautiful woman this time."
Yao Yanyan looked at him suspiciously, and saw her Majesty holding her hand and exclaimed: "If this talent is you, no matter how bold it is, it is worth it to be out of the ordinary!"
Yao Yanyan:...
She blushed, and the love words of her Majesty Xindao became more and more charming!
The two were in the yard until midnight. Yao Yanyan was tired and went to take a shower. His Majesty looked at other scripts for a while and threw it away when he felt bored. Unfamiliar, I entered the wrong house when I came back.
And in that room sat a man wearing a concubine dress with gorgeous makeup and charming demeanor. It was the flower girl who was sent over.
It's weird, how come this Huadan hasn't left yet? Let her stay overnight and tell her to leave tomorrow.
His Majesty the Emperor took a look, turned around and was about to leave, but the man suddenly stood up and threw himself in front of him, as if he was about to hug him.
His Majesty the emperor hurriedly hid, the man fell over and failed to hug him. He only hugged his legs. The legs didn’t count. The man raised his head and used it mournfully. The voice that countless people praised said: "I beg your pity."
His Majesty the Emperor:...
At this moment, His Majesty the Emperor vaguely heard Yao Yanyan calling him, he was startled, and subconsciously lifted his foot to throw away the person who was holding him.
This Huadan was born beautifully, few people could refuse, and he did not expect that someone could lift his foot to throw him off. He rolled around on the ground at the moment, with his neckline wide open, and the inside was flat and empty.
His Majesty the Emperor caught a glance, shocked and angry.
What was shocking was that this beautifully born Hua Dan turned out to be a man.
The anger is-since it is a man, it must not have come to seduce him, it must have come to seduce Yanyan!
At this time, he seemed to have forgotten the "Lord" that Hua Dan had just called, and also forgot that some men would raise male pets at this time. What he remembered in his mind was that Hua Dan had to help Yan Yan put on makeup before. Whenever he thought of someone who dared to get under his nose and wanted to try to approach him Yanyan disguised as a woman, he felt an angry rush toward his Tianling Gai!
His majesty the emperor screamed and shouted to the guards who were guarding the house. Regardless of that Huadan's struggle, he begged for mercy, and shaved him to a bald head that night!
Holding a thin bamboo in each hand, he stood up and clamped that Huadan's face, staring at his bare head coldly and said, "Say, dare you still dare to do it in the future!"
Hua Dan was bareheaded, trembling, crying and crying: "Don't dare, don't dare..."
After struggling for a long time last night, the chapters have been failed to upload. Jinjiang, this little fairy is really. . .