Seeing Commander Chen, who was kneeling on the ground and kowtow, his Majesty the emperor was dumbfounded.
After a while, trying to understand what Chen Tongling meant, His Majesty the Emperor frowned, always upset, and at the same time he felt humiliated.
This commander Chen, who is taller than me, and his flesh is harder than me, he still dares to think of me as the kind of person who has the habit of breaking sleeves, which is really bold! Am I that kind of person? Even if I want to break my sleeves, I will not fall for Chen Tongling, a man who is ugly, rude and hardy. Even if I want to break my sleeves, it must be because Concubine Ai turns into a man.
Such a courtier who wants to get into trouble at every turn must be severely punished, so that he will never dare to speculate about my preferences in the future!
Thinking of standing on tiptoes, his nose couldn't reach the back of Chief Chen's head, His Majesty the Emperor narrowed his eyes, the villain was full of aura, and sneered: "I am the emperor, and thunder and rain are all graces. Do you dare to disobey the emperor's order?"
Hearing this, General Chen's heart sank, his fists clenched tighter, he banged his head a few more times, and pleaded hoarsely: "Your Majesty, the minister is a reckless man, you can't bear the love, please watch your guard day and night. Miyagi, there is no merit or hard work, let go of the minister! There are so many good men in this world."
The emperor's expression was cold, "There are so many good men in the world, but there is only one Commander Chen!" You are the only one who dares to be so much taller than me!
Commander Chen's eyes flushed slightly, "Your Majesty, there has been a wife in the minister's house, and the minister and his wife are deeply in love. I really can't bear to live up to it, please take my life back!"
His Majesty: "This is easy, let your wife enter the palace with you and serve me together!"
As soon as he said this, Chen Tongling felt his brain blasted blankly, his fists were tightly clenched, and his chest was full of indescribable humiliation. But he did not dare to look up. He was afraid that when he raised his head, he could not help but stare at the emperor with resentment. This is disrespectful!
The next moment, I heard a sweet laugh from the front. It was the voice of Concubine Yao. She said: "Your Majesty, you are so bad, why do you scare Chief Chen?"
frighten? The humiliation and resentment in Chen Tongling's chest suddenly stagnated. He looked up in a daze, and saw Yao Guifei holding two strings of silver lottery rabbit legs in his hand, and handed one of them to the emperor. And the emperor did not have the coldness and gloom that he had just seen before, but frowned and puffed, a childish youth with an innocent look when he was angry.
I saw His Majesty the emperor took the fragrant rabbit legs and complained to his concubine love: "I blame this commander Chen, he is a serious person, who knows that what he thinks in his heart is so filthy! I thought I... I thought I..." His Majesty the Emperor flung his sleeves and said angrily: "Huh, don't mention it!" As he said, he looked at his beloved concubine affectionately, "My concubine, my love with you can be learned from the world. Except you, I will never get close to anyone, regardless of gender. The leader of Chen actually thinks of me as the kind of disgruntled person who wants to change. It really deserves to be beaten."
Yao Yanyan heard her majesty express her affectionate expression to herself in front of others, and she was so touched that she couldn't help but stretch out the hand that did not hold the barbecue and hold it with the hand that did not hold the barbecue, and said shyly. : "Your Majesty, you hate it, there are others here~~"
His Majesty the Emperor said affectionately: "What if there is someone else? I and my beloved concubine want to be in love for a century, a thousand years, and ten thousand years. This love can be learned from the world. What is a mere leader of Chen?"
Yao Yanyan was moved and leaned against her majesty's arms with tears, "Your Majesty! You are so kind to your concubines."
His Majesty the emperor stretched out the hand that didn't take the barbecue, embraced the concubine's scented shoulders, and said affectionately: "Ai concubine! You are so virtuous and virtuous, I am not good to you, who should I be good to?"
Yao Yanyan took a bite of the roasted rabbit leg and choked with sobs: "Your Majesty!"
His Majesty the Emperor also took a bite of the roasted rabbit leg and choked with sobs: "I love concubine!"
The two of them walked away just like this while hugging and chewing on the roasted rabbit legs. From time to time, they could hear one or two words of affectionate love.
Chief Chen, kneeling on the ground, completely forgotten:...
Yao Yanyan and His Majesty the Emperor returned to the carriage, and the two of them ate the roasted rabbit legs and their mouths were greasy.
His Majesty, while gnawing on the legs of the rabbit, did not forget to put eye drops on the leader Chen in front of Concubine Ai, "Concubine Ai, don't look at that Commander Chen who is tall and big and has muscles. In fact, he has a problem with his brain."
"Huh? Is that so?" Yao Yanyan was surprised, "The concubine sees that Chief Chen is quite clever!"
His Majesty the Emperor lamented: "Ai Concubine, you don't understand this. Some people look smart, but in fact they have batter in their heads. For a person like Chen Tongling with well-developed limbs, his mind must be very simple!"
Yao Yanyan was actually there when Chief Chen knelt down and kowtow, thinking that Chief Chen would actually think of her Majesty as a broken sleeve. She immediately felt that His Majesty was justified, and she agreed: "It seems that Chief Chen really pretended to be a man. The head is battered." She took another bite of the roasted rabbit legs, and her tongue was trembling with fragrance. This kind of rabbit that grew up eating wild grains was roasted more fragrant than the rabbits raised in the palace!
As her eyes rolled, she suddenly thought, "Your Majesty, since Commander Chen is so stupid, can he continue to be Commander? Shall we change someone?"
Speaking of substitutions, His Majesty the Emperor shook his head decisively and said: "No, even though Chief Chen is a fool, this person cannot be changed."
In a short period of time, in the mouths of Yao Yanyan and His Majesty the Emperor, the tall and heroic leader Chen has degenerated from simple and stupid to a fool.
Yao Yanyan wondered: "Why not?" Although they don't have anyone available right now, it doesn't mean that there won't be in the future. Moreover, your Majesty's tone is so decisive that she is extremely curious.
I saw His Majesty opened his mouth and tore off a large piece of rabbit meat, and said vaguely: "General Chen and his family are not very good at dealing with old man Zhang." He chewed and swallowed the rabbit meat. We will reuse everything we deal with!"
Yao Yanyan said strangely: "How did your majesty know?"
His Majesty raised his eyebrows and affirmed: "Chen Tongling's cousin was beaten by the eldest son of the third room of the Zhang family, and all the papers have participated in my desk!" Then he gave him a mess of memorabilia by the old fox. From this, it is clear that the actual relationship between the family powers in Beijing is shown off in front of Ai.
Yao Yanyan looked at His Majesty the emperor's eyes with admiration, "Your Majesty, you are really amazing!"
If His Majesty the Emperor had a tail now, it would have to go up to the sky.
He nodded his head restrainedly, and then said the main point, "So, what is the use of being tall and magnificent like the leader of Chen? Or is it worthy of entrusting a lifelong fate to be smart like me."
Yao Yanyan smiled clearly, leaning against her majesty’s arms and said delicately: “Your Majesty’s right!” She leaned against her majesty’s arms and noticed that her body trembled slightly, knowing that he was laughing, so Yao Yanyan said with great expectation: "But if your majesty can be like Chen Tongling, born tall and strong, with eight pack abs, then... then your majesty will be even more perfect!"
His Majesty the Emperor heard that Concubine Ai mentioned this again, thinking of the tough muscles on Tongling Chen's body, he was very displeased: "How good is that kind of hard meat?" He grabbed Concubine Ai's hand and touched his belly, "Ai Concubine, you Feel it, this kind of soft flesh feels comfortable!"
Yao Yanyan said spoiledly: "But the concubine thinks that the kind of erman with eight pack abdominal muscles is the most masculine, and he is tall and strong, especially safe. If your majesty also becomes tall, strong and strong, then the minister Doesn’t the concubine leaning in your majesty’s arms look like Xiaoniaoyiren? Wouldn’t your majesty hold the concubines, would it be extraordinarily heroic?"
"Really...really?" His Majesty the emperor is not short at present, but Ai Concubine is particularly tall among women. When the two stand together, he is only two or three inches taller than Ai Concubine. But if he could grow up to be as tall as the leader of Chen... Imagining the scene where the concubine Ai was covered in his arms, His Majesty the Emperor was shamelessly moved.
"Naturally it is true, will the concubines lie to your majesty?" Yao Yanyan wiped her and her majesty's greasy mouth with a handkerchief, and continued to say softly: "Your Majesty is only 18 years old now, can you still It is long, as long as your majesty has the intention to exercise, in the future, leader Chen will stand in front of you, and maybe he will have to look up! At that time, all women in the world will be envious of concubines, and there is one who is single-minded and tall and heroic Good husband."
She whispered softly in His Majesty’s ear, and coaxed: "Your Majesty, my concubines really want to be able to touch your majesty’s abdominal muscles in the future. They must be very strong, and you can play them!"
His Majesty was blown by the concubine love, and the whole person was about to float.
He made up his mind, smelled the chicken and danced, exercised hard, day and night, unimpeded.
Finally grew a full ten inches taller! Also exercised twelve pack abs!
When he walked out in the morning light, Chief Chen looked up at him in amazement, and then lowered his head in shame.
Concubine Ai clutched her small cherry mouth and exclaimed, leaning intoxicatedly in his arms, stroking his twelve-pack abs and exclaimed: "Your Majesty, how heroic, powerful, and strong! Except you, minister Concubine will never look at other people's abdominal muscles again..."
His Majesty the emperor embraced his concubine, staring at Chief Chen, and laughed triumphantly: "Hahahaha..."
Hahahaha...
Woke up with a smile.
His Majesty the Emperor subconsciously touched his abdomen, and when he touched his soft belly, he woke up!
I quickly awakened the concubine who was taking a nap in the carriage, "Ai concubine, concubine, my twelve-pack abs is gone! No more!"
Yao Yanyan:...
Your Majesty, you have opened your eyes, why haven't you woken up from your dream!
At this time, the leader of Chen outside the carriage reported: "Your Majesty, Niang Niang, the minister led people to search the mountain, but no one was found."
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Chief Chen, who is 1.9 meters tall, has a look! In addition, in the last chapter, your Majesty can't reach the back of Chen's head on tiptoe, it's because his head can't reach the back of Chen's head, it's not that his hands can't reach it. The poor majesty didn't know that even if he was trained to be old, he wouldn't be able to grow 12-pack abs. In the afternoon, there will be two thousand supplements of nutrient solution, which will be sent around six o'clock. Thank you everyone for supporting the genuine~
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