Yao Yanyan looked at His Majesty the Emperor who suddenly hid under the quilt and blinked in surprise. She put down the water basin casually, looked at the bulging ball under the quilt, held back a smile, and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, rest assured, this is only temporary. The doctor said that it will be restored in a few days. "
The person in the quilt moved a bit and then stopped.
Yao Yanyan leaned closer, her face almost touching the stone cyan quilt, and she called out again, "Your Majesty~~~"
His Majesty the Emperor arched under the quilt in response, but still refused to speak.
Yao Yanyan knew that her Majesty was embarrassed, so she sat down, leaned over, hugged him across a layer of quilt, and felt the body of the person under the quilt tighten.
She suffocated a smile, pretending to be aggrieved: "Your Majesty, why do you speak differently from your concubines, are you... Are you disgusting with your concubines?"
After hearing this, His Majesty the Emperor immediately replied, "I don't have one!"
After finishing speaking, Xu felt that his tone was a little anxious, and he slowed down his tone again, and said dullly: "I hate myself, I have become so ugly now."
It's really ugly. Yao Yanyan secretly said in her heart: But at this time, how can you attack Your Majesty? So she softened her voice again and said: "The concubine is not allowed to say that. In the mind of the concubine, it is not said that your majesty only swelled into a pig's head for a while, and he really turned into a little pig. It is also the most handsome pig in the world. "
His Majesty the Emperor snorted, "I know you dislike me, and I know you think I am an ugly pig!"
Yao Yanyan:...
No, no, I was wrong, it's not ugly at all, it's a bit cute when you look closely.
She smiled awkwardly and hurriedly said, "Your Majesty, you know your concubines best, don't you understand? In the minds of your concubines, you will always be the most handsome and best to your concubines."
After hearing this, the person under the quilt moved and hesitated: "Really?"
When Yao Yanyan saw a play, she immediately assured her in a warm voice: "True! Of course it is true! It's truer than gold! Your majesty, how could your concubines lie to you? In the mind of your concubines, your majesty will always envelop the sky that protects your concubines. You are the tomorrow that will always warm and illuminate your concubine... In the mind of your concubine, you are the best home for your concubine, your favorite husband, and no one can compare with your majesty."
After hearing such a sincere confession. His Majesty the emperor was really moved, and the voice from under the quilt was a little choked, "Ai concubine, I didn't expect you to love me so much, even if I am disfigured, I will treat me as before, I... I am so happy."
"Your Majesty is happy." Yao Yanyan nodded repeatedly, stretched out her hand to lift the quilt of her Majesty, and listened to her Majesty's continued: "Don't worry, Ai Concubine, even if you become ugly one day, I will definitely not despise you."
Yao Yanyan:...
Your Majesty, thank you, but no need. The concubines don't want to turn ugly.
She tried to lift her majesty's quilt, "Your Majesty, then you can come out now!"
However, the quilt did not move.
Yao Yanyan worked harder again, but the quilt was as firm as a rock and covered her body, just not moving.
Yao Yanyan: "Your Majesty? Come out! Don't get bored."
His Majesty the Emperor held the quilt tightly with his hands and pressed his shoulders to prevent any possibility of being suddenly lifted by the concubine Ai. He said: "Concubine Ai, I already know what you want for me. You love me so much, I am. I should appear in front of you in the best way, so I want to wait until my face recovers before showing it to my concubine."
Yao Yanyan couldn't laugh or cry, so she had to say: "But your majesty, the doctor has said that it will take at least three days to recover. Are you sure you want to stay bored in the quilt? Can you bear it?"
His Majesty the emperor gave a hum, but said softly and softly: "For the sake of my concubine, I can bear everything."
Yao Yanyan:...
She turned her gaze, and suddenly said: "No! The doctor said, this wound must be exposed to the wind to heal quickly. Your Majesty, you are so stuffed in the quilt, what can you do if the wound is so stuffy? I heard that some concubines People were also stung by hornet, and they were ashamed to see people and wrapped them tightly in cloth towels all day long. Guess what?"
Perhaps it was because Yao Yanyan's tone was a bit strange to tell scary ghost stories. The quilt covering the emperor trembled, and there was a trembling voice from Your Majesty, "What's the matter?"
Yao Yanyan said in an exaggerated tone: "The man's wound was not only festered, but also worms grew..."
Before the words fell, His Majesty the Emperor swiped and lifted the quilt.
Yao Yanyan looked over with joy, but saw that her Majesty quickly turned her back to her, obviously not wanting her to see him now.
Yao Yanyan laughed and said: "Your Majesty, what are you hiding? The way you are now, before you wake up, the concubines have been watching for a long time~~"
His Majesty the Emperor straightened his back and said solemnly: "I can't remember Concubine Ai, as long as I keep my back to Concubine Ai, in two days, Concubine Ai will definitely forget it by myself."
Human memory will indeed become more and more blurred and even wrong. After Yao Yanyan heard this, she found that she couldn't refute it.
How to refute? Could you tell your majesty that your concubine is so impressed that you are swollen into a pig's head, and you can't forget it if you want to
His Majesty will definitely jump out of the window in shame at that time.
Yao Yanyan held back her smile, took two steps back, and sighed: "Your Majesty said, that is the case, the concubine will not force your majesty, but the water just poured by the concubine will be cold. Your majesty must be thirsty, hurry up. Drink it, your concubine will go out and get you something to eat."
Having said that, she turned around and left, her footsteps deliberately increased, and she deliberately made some movement when closing the door.
After hearing the leaving footsteps and the sound of closing the door, his Majesty turned his head and saw Ai Fei going out. He immediately picked up the bowl by the bed and drank several sips of water.
At this moment, Yao Yanyan went out of the house, but did not go directly to the kitchen, but looked straight at the owner of the wooden house, and saw the owner of the wooden house standing at the gate of the fence surrounded by the fence, seeming to be sending the young man out.
Before he left, the young man was still persuading him: "Next to what I said today, please consider it carefully."
The owner of the wooden house sighed and said, "Don't worry, I will give you an answer within three days."
The young man's eyes lit up and he arched his hands and said, "Then I will be waiting for the good news from Mr.". After that, he turned and left.
Yao Yanyan noticed that the young man left, but instead of getting out of the bushes, he went around the back of the house, where there should be a more convenient passage.
Seeing the owner of the wooden house turning around, Yao Yanyan immediately smiled, stepped forward and bowed.
The owner of the wooden house immediately turned sideways to avoid him, and said in doubt: "Eh, what do you worship me for?"
Yao Yanyan immediately said sincerely: "Thanks to Mr. for saving, my father-in-law can save a life, Mr. Great kindness, since the spring is reported, just a mere bow, what's the point?"
The owner of the wooden house stroked his beard, shook his head and smiled: "Madam is noble, but I am just a farmer in the mountains. How can I deserve this worship?"
Yao Yanyan will not let go of any chance to gain a good impression. She stood up calmly and smiled: "The level of identity is just a shackle imposed by the layman. The concubine feels that as long as the character is good and the country is the people, it is all Noble, only those who are morally corrupt, insidious and cunning, are despicable. My mate and I are unidentified, but my husband can open the door without hesitation to rescue him. What is not good character?"
However, the owner of the wooden house seemed to disregard this flattery. He said, "My man is a doctor, he is a doctor, saves people, receives admission fees, and makes a living. How can I talk about being noble?"
Yao Yanyan still smiled, "Since I want to make a living, why should my husband use blindfolds to cover his residence? If it weren't for being chased by the hornet, then my husband and I would not stray into this place, and we would not be able to see the husband. And Mr., really have fate!"
Yao Yanyan deliberately emphasized the word "fate". I saw the owner of the wooden house showing a thoughtful look.
She settled for a moment and said at the right time: "My husband's surname is Zhu. Haven't asked her husband's name yet?"
The owner of the wooden house laughed and said: "My last name is sealed, and the single name is a meta character."
Feng Yuan? So, Yixin is his number
These literati are in trouble. They have to take a name if they have a name, and have a name if they have a word. If Yao Yanyan had not guessed his identity earlier, he would definitely be confused now.
She smiled slightly and praised again, "Mister's name is really wonderful."
Feng Yuan laughed when he heard this, "Oh? Can Mrs. Zhu talk about it, where is the beauty?"
Yao Yanyan:...
Oops, I have suffered an uncultured loss! How does my palace know where Miao is? It was not taken by this palace. If my palace praised you, shouldn’t you be humble or say thank you? Why do you want to ask my palace why you are boasting! Kindness, don't you understand kindness!
Yao Yanyan turned her mind, and suddenly covered her lips, acting profoundly and deeply: "Nature is a wonderful thing, not to say something."
After she finished speaking, she glanced at Feng Yuan nervously, only to see the other person stroking his beard in a contemplative manner. Yao Yanyan said at the right time: "I don't know if there is grain in the husband's house, I want to cook some food for Xiang Gong."
Feng Yuan returned to his senses and immediately raised his hand and said: "Madam is light, you are welcome."
Yao Yanyan smiled and nodded in return. The moment she turned around, she finally let out a sigh, only to realize that her palms were sweaty.
Phew~~ Talking to such smart people is really tiring. Your majesty, your concubines can only help you here!
Yao Yanyan knew that cooking by herself was unpalatable, so she was so happy when she turned to sweet potatoes at Feng Yuan's house, so she cooked some porridge and roasted two sweet potatoes for her majesty.
Fortunately, His Majesty did not dislike it, but he explained that Yao Yanyan must turn her back to him before he was willing to rest assured to eat.
Yao Yanyan looked at her Majesty with her back to her, "But the concubine is not at ease with your Majesty, it is better to turn her back to the concubine, and let the concubine look at your majesty's back!"
However, His Majesty the emperor was very cold at the moment, and refused: "No, if I have my back to you, you will definitely peek!"
Your Majesty, why do you know me so suddenly? Yao Yanyan had to turn her back obediently, and let her majesty stare at her back to eat.
Feng Yuan said when he checked his pulse at noon that he would come again in the evening to help his majesty to see the injury. Therefore, after seeing the time, Yao Yanyan kept squatting on the small slit in the door and squinting her eyes. After finding that Feng Yuan was walking towards this side, he immediately pinched his throat and shouted: "Your Majesty! What are you doing? You are a daughter of gold, how can you hurt yourself?"
Upon hearing the words, the emperor knew that the play was about to begin, and hurriedly acted according to the script that was discussed in the afternoon.
He sighed heavily and said, "I am useless. I also want to be a good emperor. I also want to live and work in peace and contentment, but I... ah!"
His Majesty the Emperor thought of his pig-headed face, and then thought about how handsome and handsome he was before, and he couldn't help being sad. There were tears in his eyes, and his voice was really choked up, "I have been on the throne for six years, but never What did I do for the great Qi and the people. When I finally woke up and wanted to be a good emperor who was diligent and caring for the people, I realized that the government is controlled by the prime minister, and I have become an empty shelf! I am useless!"
Yao Yanyan squeezed out two tears and persuaded: "Your Majesty, don't think so. You are the best emperor, and your concubines know that you are the most soft-hearted and kind, and the palace people make mistakes on weekdays. You should at least reprimand you Now that the treasury is empty, you still take the lead in diligence and thrift. Throughout history, no emperor can do better than you!"
His Majesty the emperor, who is always big fish and meat, said with a flushed face and no heartbeat: "What's the use of this? I still don't have half power?"
Yao Yanyan persuaded: "Aren't you already out of the palace to look for the magi? Your concubine believes that you will be able to rejuvenate the Great Qi, you will surely enable the people to live a good life, and you will surely become a wise gentleman forever!"
His Majesty the Emperor: "I swear that if I can find a magi to assist me during this trip, I must give the magi and senior officials generous honors!"
Yao Yanyan: "What if the wise man does not love money?"
His Majesty the Emperor: "Then I will engrave a monument of merit, so that people can write books and chants, and we must let the capable men and sages who assist me be famous all over the world, and have a reputation forever!"
Yao Yanyan: "Your Majesty, you will definitely find a capable person!"
…
Feng Yuan, who was standing outside the door, didn't expect to hear such words, and his knock on the door stopped. After standing in place for a long time, he turned and left.
The people outside the door had already left, but Yao Yanyan and His Majesty did not dare to take it lightly. The two played pretendingly for a while before slowly calming down.
Yao Yanyan leaned over and whispered to her Majesty: "Your Majesty, is this really possible?"
His Majesty the Emperor covered his face with a wooden board, and said to Concubine Ai: "Don't worry, Concubine Ai, I'm smart!"
Soon after, Feng Yuan, who had learned of the identity of the two, came to show the emperor. Although he pretended that he did not know the identity of the two, Yao Yanyan found that while the other party's words and deeds, he respected her Majesty a lot.
The two felt a little at ease.
When she went to bed at night, Yao Yanyan came back from washing and found that her Majesty was already lying on her face, but with a dustpan on her face.
Yao Yanyan:...
Your Majesty is so persistent!
She lay down until she lay down, and the two of them under the quilt discussed quietly for a while the method of attacking Mr. Yixin, and then fell asleep sleepily.
Just before going to bed, Yao Yanyan asked in confusion: "Your Majesty, the concubines always think we have forgotten what?"
After the emperor thought for a long time, a certain voice came from under the dustpan, "Ai concubine thinks too much, we have not forgotten anything."
Yao Yanyan has found Mr. Yixin. What is important now is to guide Mr. Yixin. Other things, even if you forget it, don't matter.
So after a day of tossing, the extremely sleepy two fell asleep.
At the same time, the Habayashi army searching the mountain all night with a torch:...
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