Early the next morning, Feng Yuan diagnosed the pulse of His Majesty the Emperor, who was lying in the dark, pale and frail, and prescribed several prescriptions for the palace staff to take the decocting medicine for His Majesty to take, and then he was worried about the imperial concubine who was standing next to him. Said: "Mother, don't worry about it. Your majesty's dragon body is not a serious problem, and it will be fine after two days of recuperation."
Yao Yanyan was relieved now. She sat next to the emperor, touched his somewhat cold forehead, and said to herself: "Your Majesty, I blame the concubines. If it weren't for the concubines to let you drink milk, you wouldn't be like this."
His Majesty's stomach was painful, but he still cheered up to comfort Concubine Ai, "It has nothing to do with Concubine Ai. It is because I am greedy for meritorious service and drink too much at once."
Feng Yuan heard it next to him, and said, "I don't have to worry about it, your majesty, this diarrhea is still good."
Yao Yanyan looked at him suspiciously, why is this diarrhea still beneficial
Feng Yuan said again, Your Majesty hasn't adjusted the diet for many years, so that the body has accumulated too much odor. This diarrhea, the odor was discharged together, and your Majesty is young, and he will be better than before when he recovers.
Yao Yanyan finally felt less nervous after hearing what Mr. Yixin said. She only cared about talking to her majesty, and didn't pay attention to when Mr. Yixin left. Seeing your Majesty lying on her face, her face pale and distressed, she hugged His Majesty’s hand and said: "Your Majesty, don’t drink milk from now on. It doesn’t matter if you grow tall or not. In the mind of your concubine, Your Majesty is always the most handsome and best!"
His Majesty the emperor is weak at this time, and unlike the previous few days, to pretend to be macho in front of Ai Concubine, he heard Ai Concubine say this, his voice asked weakly: "Really?"
Yao Yanyan nodded hurriedly, "Naturally it is true! In fact, although your majesty is not as tall as Chen led them, it is not too short. There are few ministers in the court who are taller than your majesty. Your Majesty looks the best now. The concubine likes this kind of majesty the most, it doesn't matter if it doesn't grow taller."
With that, looking at His Majesty's pitiful appearance, he couldn't help but kissed him comfortingly.
Because Lin Ruhai is now contending with Prime Minister Zhang in the court, His Majesty is ill again, so he rested for a few days and let Lin Ruhai act as the agent of the court. And in the past few days, Yao Yanyan tried her best to take care of her majesty because of self-blame. She was more diligent and attentive than ever. She opened her mouth softly, and served her majesty comfortably and happy.
It's just that after three days like this, Feng Yuan clearly said that there was no major problem, but His Majesty the Emperor still looked very weak, making Yao Yanyan too worried.
On this day, because it is the end of the month, Yao Yanyan, who is in charge of Fengyin, wants to match the list with Neiku to sort out the expenses of the palaces in the harem next month, and she starts to get busy, but she is still worried about her health. His Majesty, after busying for two hours, he decided to go to his Majesty in advance at noon, feed his Majesty to drink soup, and then coax him to rest.
Hey, your Majesty has already matured a lot, but this time he has become more naive and fragile than before. He is like a child every day, and he has to be coaxed to be happy. While carrying a food box filled with congee to the Zichen Hall, Yao Yanyan thought: Your Majesty has a bad appetite these days, so you can only eat these things. I hope your Majesty will get better soon! In fact, it doesn't matter if it is not tall! She really doesn't mind, don't say that your majesty is a little taller than her, even if your majesty is shorter than her, she will still love your majesty! After all, what she likes is not His Majesty's height.
When Yao Yanyan arrived at the Zichen Temple, the chief attorney Gao Gong just stood at the gate. Yao Yanyan felt strange that Gao Gonggong was not one of those little eunuchs with no grades. How could he stand at the door and guard him
Worried about disturbing Your Majesty, Yao Yanyan made a shush gesture before he spoke.
Father Gao was bitter for some reason, and he asked, "Manny, didn't you say that you are busy today, and you won't be here until midday?"
Yao Yanyan carried the food box with one hand and sighed, "My palace is not at ease, your Majesty, just come over and have a look in advance. I will go in quietly, and you will not make any noise, so as not to disturb your Majesty."
Seeing Father Gao nodded bitterly, and then helped her open the curtain hanging over the gate to block the cold wind, Yao Yanyan nodded at him and stepped forward.
Not long after entering the Zichen Hall, Yao Yanyan knew why Father Gao had that expression.
I saw that His Majesty, who had been weak for the past few days, was sitting on the side of the bed, grabbing a roasted chicken leg and feasting on it. He looked vigorous and not weak. He was eating and making admiring movements. The smell of roasted chicken legs was so fragrant that Yao Yanyan, who was standing far away from the screen, could smell the smell.
After that, Yao Yanyan heard her Majesty say: "Gu Zhaorong should really be an imperial cook, she cooks so delicious!"
Yao Yanyan glanced at the food box placed in front of His Majesty. He thought blankly, oh, it turns out that your Majesty’s "poor appetite" in the past two days is because he stuffed so many Gu Zhaorong's delicious foods in advance
She stood still, staring at her Majesty, until her Majesty almost finished eating the roasted chicken leg, then quietly stepped back, and then shouted: "Your Majesty, the concubines are here."
"Cough cough..." His Majesty was taken aback and almost choked. He quickly threw the rest of his mouth and the bone into the food box, and then kicked the food box into the bed, because it was too much. In a panic, before he could wipe his oily hands, he slipped into the bed.
Yao Yanyan walked slowly in, around the screen, and saw that the emperor's mouth was wiped by the corner, and then lay motionless, squinting his eyes slightly to make a dazed and weak state.
Yao Yanyan was suffocated in her heart. On the face, he still cared: "Your Majesty, your concubine just heard you coughing. Is it because your condition has worsened? Your Majesty, wait, and your concubine immediately calls the royal doctor."
Doesn't the imperial doctor show up when he comes to see? His Majesty the Emperor hurriedly stopped her, "Ai Concubine, no need, I'll be fine."
Yao Yanyan frowned her eyebrows slightly, and said worriedly: "But your Majesty, you just coughed clearly."
His Majesty the Emperor wandered his eyes and said: "I... I was choked by saliva."
"That's it!" Yao Yanyan said: "Then your Majesty will have to be more careful in the future."
As she said, she sat down by the bed, placed the food container on the bedside table, and said to him: "Your Majesty, you must be hungry now! Drink the porridge!"
However, His Majesty the Emperor had just eaten Gu Zhaorong's roasted chicken legs, and now the smell is still in his mouth. Where can I look at this dull congee
He lay in his arms and shook his head, his voice was very weak, "Ai Concubine, I have no appetite and can't eat."
If Yao Yanyan heard this two days ago, she would definitely be heartbroken, and she would like to feed this poor little bite.
But now...
Yao Yanyan sighed and said, "Since your Majesty has no appetite, then forget it. Presumably your Majesty won't have an appetite at night, so the concubines will not come at night."
What can I do if my concubine does not come? After hearing this, His Majesty said quickly: "Ai Concubine, I had diarrhea all night that day, and now my butt still hurts, and I have no appetite. If Concubine Ai does not come, I can't eat anything. Wouldn't I be starving? Body."
Oh? is it? Your concubine sees your appetite very well! Yao Yanyan rolled her eyes in her heart.
She said: "Your Majesty has suffered so much in order to grow taller. It's better not to practice in the future. The concubines see that your Majesty is doing well now."
That can't be done! His Majesty the emperor's obsession with growing taller is very strong. Relying on his "weakness", he has become accustomed to "doing great fortune" in front of Ai Concubine these days. After hearing this, he looked at her with a grimace, "But when you were in Qilin Mountain, you said it clearly. , I am not brave enough, and I hope that I can grow tall and strong and develop abdominal muscles.
Yao Yanyan shook her head and said: "The concubine said that he hoped that your majesty would grow taller and train your abdominal muscles, but the concubine did not say that your majesty was not brave enough. Your majesty, you can't wrong your concubine."
"Really?" His Majesty suddenly turned over the old account. "I still remember that when I first met in the palace in the last life, Concubine Ai disliked me for being short and said that I was a child who hadn't grown up yet."
Isn't eighteen just a kid? Yao Yanyan said in her heart: Okay, your Majesty, if you want to turn over the old account, then I will also turn it over! Raising her small fist and tapping her majesty's chest lightly, Yao Yanyan said softly: "Your Majesty, you are so disgusting, do you have to force others to say everything in your heart? Okay, my concubine admits it, the first time I saw you in the palace When it comes to your majesty, the concubines really do not look down upon your majesty."
His Majesty the emperor was still waiting for his concubine to coax him, but unexpectedly, the concubine said that she didn't like him when she first saw him!
unfair! I fell in love with my concubine at first sight!
Yao Yanyan broke her fingers and continued: "Who told her Majesty to wear the clothes of an eunuch at that time? The concubines looked at the moonlight, and thought which palace came out to steal the dog!"
His Majesty the Emperor:...
I am not! I don't! You are talking nonsense! I went to patrol! You are obviously the one who stole the dog!
His Majesty's chest felt tight, and he felt as though he was suffocating.
Yao Yanyan didn't seem to notice the eyes of the emperor's accusation, she continued: "The second meeting, your majesty summoned his concubines in black. At that time, your majesty did not speak, just staring coldly at the concubines with a stern face. He looked like a killer who wanted to take the life of his concubine. The concubine was terrified at the time, thinking that he had offended your majesty when they first met, so your majesty wanted to kill someone!"
His Majesty the Emperor:...
You talk nonsense! You must remember it wrong! There was no coldness in me at that time, I was obviously looking at you affectionately at that time!
His Majesty the Emperor puffed up his face and was already a little angry.
However, Yao Yanyan did not seem to have seen her. She continued to dig into the dark history of her Majesty. She said: "Then the first time she was in bed, the concubine was carried by the sedan chair to her palace. The dead eunuch did not allow the concubine to sit there. Life and death said that the palace stipulated that the concubine must kneel by the bed. The concubine knelt there for an hour, until her knees were numb, and her knees were almost falling asleep. His majesty did not come. The concubine thought at the time. , His Majesty must hate me in his heart, so he deliberately tossed me."
Yao Yanyan was a little aggrieved as she spoke. She didn't look at her majesty, and said grievedly: "What happened next makes her concubine feel that your majesty is tossing me. After waiting so long, your majesty came. But not only did your majesty not pity the concubine, he also let the concubine walk over by himself, but the concubine knelt so that his legs hurt so much that he stood up and accidentally fell into your majesty’s arms. Your majesty scolded the concubine as a fox, deliberately. Drilled in my arms!"
His Majesty the Emperor didn't know about this. He had already started to feel distressed for his concubine, who had been kneeling for so long, but when he heard the concubine say so, his majesty almost vomited blood again!
You remembered wrong! I didn't call you a vixen. I obviously praised you at the time, so I didn't call you!
But without waiting for the emperor to explain, Yao Yanyan popped out a bunch of beans like a bamboo tube and said: "Later, his concubine waited for your majesty to sleep, and your majesty deliberately tossed your concubine. The concubine was crying in pain. , Your Majesty will also hold his concubine to ask if Shu is uncomfortable. The concubine thought at that time, Your Majesty is really a pervert!"
His Majesty couldn’t help it this time. He instantly forgot that he was still a “weak patient”. He sat up abruptly to prove his innocence aloud, “I don’t have it, you misunderstood!” Maybe it was because he was too excited. "Ai Concubine" didn't say anything.
Yao Yanyan sat on the edge of the bed, peachy eyes at him, and complained: "The court concubine has no misunderstanding, and the court concubine remembers clearly. Your Majesty said that the court concubine has misunderstood. Then tell me, where did the court concubine misunderstand?"
His Majesty the Emperor snorted and began to restore the truth of the matter with his brain with excellent memory.
"First of all, you said I was stealing chickens and dogs, I didn't! I was too restrained by the queen mother, so I pretended to be an eunuch and ran out to play. When I ran to the Imperial Dining Room, I saw you stealing food in the Imperial Dining Room! I was called by me. After the break, you rushed over to press me down, and... you pinched my chin and flirted with me!"
Speaking of this, His Majesty's face was a little red, but for his innocence, he did not pause, but continued to restore the truth. "Secondly, I summoned you later because someone said that I look good in black. I am For you, I took off my dragon robe and changed into black clothes, and... and I was watching you with affection at the time. It was obviously that you didn't understand the style and just wanted to eat!"
Yao Yanyan didn't speak, she just looked at him with a slight smile.
"Third!" His Majesty compared three fingers and said with certainty: "I was in the bath for an hour in order to spoil you, and my skin was wrinkled. I didn't deliberately toss you. It was the fault of the eunuch. I didn't call you a vixen either, I... I mean you have beautiful eyes, like a white fox, and I'm complimenting you."
"Oh? Is that true? Did the concubine really remember it wrong?" Yao Yanyan looked at her majesty in surprise.
I saw His Majesty the Emperor coldly snorted and continued with his head held up: "Fourth, when I was in bed, I had read a lot of books in advance, and I had done enough homework. Even if you were in pain, then... That was not my intention, you must not wrong me!"
Yao Yanyan covered her mouth, this time she was really surprised, "Your Majesty meant that it was your first time?"
Bad! I said I missed it! His Majesty the Emperor quickly closed his mouth.
Yao Yanyan stood up and looked at her majesty from left to right, her gaze seemed to be looking at a rare treasure, "Tsk, tusk, I didn’t expect that, the emperor of the country, before meeting his concubines, was still a virgin, tusk..."
His Majesty felt as if he was being looked down upon, and immediately said: "The days when I chose my concubine were the death anniversary of my birth mother. I was in a bad mood at the time, so I didn't favor those women. Later... Later, when I met you in the royal dining room, I thought You are just a court lady, and I have been delayed for two months to find you." Speaking of this, His Majesty the Emperor seemed to have found an excellent reason, affirming: "Yes, that's it, you are all murdered!"
Yao Yanyan suffocated her laughter and her chest hurts. She tried her best to stabilize her voice and said: "Everything is the fault of the concubine. Misunderstanding Your Majesty, thousands of mistakes are the faults of your concubines. So, how does your Majesty hope that your concubines will apologize?"
His Majesty remembered that he was still a patient. He lay down quickly, coughed, and softly said weakly: "It's fine for Concubine Ai to know her mistake, and I don't want you to apologize, as long as Concubine Ai is as usual. Just take good care of me."
"Oh?" Yao Yanyan suffocated a smile, while her Majesty was not paying attention, she found her majesty's bamboo pole from behind a pillar, and immediately hooked out the food box under the bed, and looked at her dazed Majesty, she said: "There Before, please explain this to your majesty first!"
His Majesty the Emperor:...
The author has something to say:
Your Majesty: I knew it, I knew I would not put that bamboo pole!
Regarding the origin of bamboo poles, I will write about it later when I have the opportunity.
Although this one is late, this one is fat and sweet! The next chapter will be released after 6:30, but it may be delayed, so please be prepared~
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