After the emperor finished speaking, he was surprised and confused when he saw Concubine Ai's face, and felt even more smug when he thought that his trick had even lied to Concubine Ai.
"Ai Concubine, are you surprised now?"
The two of them are staying in Feiluan Palace at the moment. Two fist-sized Ye Mingzhu are placed at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. They are slightly dim compared to the candlelight, but they are also eye-catching.
Yao Yanyan was sitting on the side of the bed, and seeing her majesty even the hair was proud, her eyes seemed to say: Ask quickly~~Give me a chance to show off~~
Yao Yanyan couldn't help but want to laugh, so she followed her Majesty's wishes and asked softly.
However, His Majesty is not satisfied with this, his eyes are bright and he said: "Ai Concubine, let's play the game! If you win, I will tell you!"
Yao Yanyan:...
If this is normal, she would definitely cooperate actively, but there have been many things recently, and today it’s so late again, she is actually very sleepy, if she is not really curious about this, she has already yawned and lay down at the moment. Up. Seeing that your majesty is full of energy and still want to sell Guanzi, Yao Yanyan's eyes turned, and she suddenly fell towards her, lazily said: "Forget it, the concubines don't want to know."
His Majesty the emperor did not expect this reaction from Concubine Ai, he was dumbfounded for a while, and when he saw Concubine Ai pulled on the quilt and was about to go to bed, he quickly said: "Concubine Ai, you haven't washed and changed clothes yet!"
Yao Yanyan muttered: "The concubine is so tired, and the concubine doesn't want to wash up today. Your Majesty, let the concubine be paralyzed here!" She lay on her soft body comfortably, not wanting to move.
His Majesty the emperor was anxiously scratching his head. He climbed up to Yao Yanyan, and saw that she was falling asleep with her lazily squinting eyes, and then asked: "Ai concubine, do you really want to know?"
Yao Yanyan said lazily: "Anyway, my concubines will know sooner or later, so don't worry at this moment."
But His Majesty the Emperor is anxious! He also wants to show off to Ai Concubine how he smashed those Chen people today, Ai Concubine fell asleep like this
Seeing that the pink and pink face of Concubine Ai has not been removed, the hair bun has not been scattered, the jewelry on the head has not been taken off, and the cumbersome clothes on her body have not been removed, so he began to discuss with Concubine Ai, "Why not I help you wash and change clothes, and then you listen to me, how about it?"
The corner of Yao Yanyan's mouth was slightly tilted, and her half-squinted eyes glanced at her, but slowly said: "No. The concubine is very sleepy, and the concubine is too lazy to move."
His Majesty the Emperor stared at the faintly exposed golden ornament on the back of her hair bun and asked: "Then you won't panic in the back of your head?"
Yao Yanyan: "The bed is very soft anyway, the concubine is not afraid." She said that she closed her eyes slightly, and her long, slightly curled eyelashes covered her eyes. It looked as if she had closed her eyes and fell asleep, but her ears had been standing upright. , Quietly listen to your Majesty's next reaction.
She was already very sleepy, but because she was looking forward to your majesty's next reaction, she actually lay more and more energetic.
Yao Yanyan lay motionless, His Majesty the Emperor stared at her for a while, unconsciously puffed her face, and then frustrated again after a while, he sighed, reached out and pinched the cheek on the side of Concubine Ai, thought it was funny, and put his left and right hands together. Tugged at the left and right cheeks of Ai Concubine.
Yao Yanyan with her eyes closed:...
It hurts...
It's decided that I will stay awake tonight. When your Majesty falls asleep, I will not only pull his face, scratch his feet, and draw a tortoise on his abdominal muscles!
Yao Yanyan thought angrily, and then... she felt that she was being picked up by her majesty.
Yao Yanyan was a little surprised, and a little scared, she was very nervous.
Your Majesty, hold tight, don't throw me down!
His Majesty the Emperor pinched Ai Concubine's face just now, pinching and pinching, the fingers were stained with a lot of powder on Ai Concubine's face.
He rubbed the powder on his hand, and saw that Ai Concubine had been pinched by him for so long and still did not move. He felt that Ai Concubine was really asleep. So he sighed and picked Concubine Ai from her pussy.
When picking up Concubine Ai, His Majesty the Emperor also sighed secretly: These days of exercise are really not in vain, and I can easily lift Concubine up now.
After fantasizing about waiting for him to grow ten inches taller, holding his concubine in his arms like a child and petting him, His Majesty the Emperor smiled.
Then he took his wife to the bath.
Hot water in the bath is always available. His Majesty the Emperor first put Concubine Ai on the floppy side of the bath, and held her to sit.
Yao Yanyan's acting skills have also become more adept, forcing her eyes to feel that she is being gently held by a hand, so she relaxes her body very naturally, allowing herself to fall forward.
His Majesty the Emperor quickly blocked the falling concubine.
He looked left and right, really unwilling to ask the maid to come in, so he held the concubine with one hand, and grabbed a pillow with the other, so that the concubine was lying on the limp.
Then, began to unbun the beloved concubine.
Because today is going to attend a formal occasion like the Queen Mother’s birthday banquet, Yao Yanyan’s clothes, buns and jewelry are quite complicated and gorgeous. Usually, four maids help at the same time to quickly change her things, but only now His Majesty the Emperor, he has no experience at all, it takes a lot of effort to disassemble these things.
However, the emperor, who has always been exhausted, is very patient now. With a pair of eyes, he concentrates on removing the jewelry from Yao Yanyan's hair bun, and carefully pulls the hairpins and hairpins from the head of Ai Concubine one by one, without noticing it, Yao Yanyan is opening. Looking at him quietly with his eyes closed.
What is wrong with me? Why do you suddenly feel that your Majesty has become so handsome!
Yao Yanyan obsessedly looked at the handsome face of her Majesty close at hand. She felt that her Majesty’s body looked very good everywhere. His lips were not thick but not very thin. The color was red. When pressed, it became a straight line, and it looked good in people. Her nose is straight and straight, and even her nostrils are very cute. Of course, her majesty’s eyes are what she likes the most. Looking at her attentively and carefully like this, her long eyelashes tremble from time to time, like black butterfly wings.
Ahhh... Blow your majesty's face and eyes!
But... You can’t say this before your Majesty, your Majesty will definitely feel very unmanly!
Yao Yanyan stared at her majesty for a while, and immediately closed her eyes before her majesty looked over.
His Majesty removed all the jewelry from the concubine Ai's bun, and he was about to untie the bun for her. Suddenly he noticed something. He immediately looked down and saw that Concubine Ai closed her eyes and breathed evenly. He muttered with some doubts. Talking to myself: "How do I feel that Concubine is looking at me? It must be an illusion."
After that, he began to undress Ai Concubine, and it took a long time before he took off the outer two layers of Ai Concubine's clothes. He touched his forehead and whispered: "Ai Concubine's clothes are really hard to take off. I'm too tired. All sweaty." He also took off his obstructive robe, glanced at Ai Concubine, who was left with only the jacket, and then half-kneeled to take off Ai Concubine's shoes.
Yao Yanyan secretly opened her eyes to see this scene, feeling moved and guilty, and said in her heart: Your Majesty will probably kneel before the emperor, the queen mother, and his relatives in this life! Now add me.
When Yao Yanyan thought this way, she saw her Majesty take off her socks, held her feet to the tip of her nose and sniffed, and said: "Ai Concubine's feet have been stuffy in the shoes for a whole day, it's a bit smelly! "
Yao Yanyan:...
Your Majesty, give me back my touch and guilt!
"But I won't dislike my concubine." His Majesty said this, as if moved by his actions, he sighed again, "Who do I love you!"
Yao Yanyan:...
Following that, Yao Yanyan felt that her Majesty stripped her all over, and then took her into the bath.
The steam in the bath made Yao Yanyan blush.
His Majesty looked at Ai Concubine's face and said to himself: "This water is not very hot, why is Ai Concubine's face so red? Isn't it..."
Yao Yanyan suddenly became vigilant, and listened to her majesty's complacency: "Could it be that you dreamed of me?"
Yao Yanyan:...
Your majesty's narcissism is always caught off guard.
After washing the face of Concubine Ai, His Majesty grabbed a handful of bath beans and began to wash Concubine Ai seriously. He took it very seriously, as if he was treating a treasure, without letting go of any corners. In the end Wash the feet of Ai Concubine carefully, and even the gaps between the toenail covers are gently scraped with a small stick to make sure that no dirt will be left behind, and then use a big blanket to wrap the red Concubine all over her body. Live, and then hug back to **.
During this period, Yao Yanyan almost couldn't help but open her eyes several times. After all, the feeling of washing herself by others is still different, especially in the areas under the armpits. There is no feeling of washing by herself. Once touched by others, she can't stand it. Yao Yanyan almost broke her work, but fortunately, she persisted with her tenacious perseverance from beginning to end.
After His Majesty put her down and ran back to the bath to put some water to take a bath, Yao Yanyan immediately sat up, hugged her feet and sniffed carefully. It was very good, there was no smell.
She lay back contentedly.
His Majesty the emperor came back from the bath soon, and lay down in the quilt naked and hot. Just as he entered, he felt that his buttocks had been caught.
"Ouch!" He shuddered with fright, and quickly looked over, and saw Aifei lying on the bed, looking at him affectionately.
His Majesty was stunned for a moment, and suddenly reacted, and complained: "Okay, were you awake just now? Did you deliberately do it right? Just look at me working there, but you pretend not to be asleep, you This cruel woman!"
Hearing your majesty’s condemnation, Yao Yanyan blinked her eyes and turned black and white aggrieved, "Your Majesty, how can you say that about your concubines? Where are your concubines? They were all asleep. You toss your concubines like that. Don’t you wake up? The concubines wanted to tell your majesty afterwards, but when they saw your majesty washing my feet, they were so moved that they didn’t dare to speak out, for fear that they would be shy."
His Majesty the Emperor didn't believe it, he snorted, "Then you are not afraid now?"
Yao Yanyan fawningly touched her, wrapped her arms around her waist and abdomen, exaggerated and exaggerated his four-pack abdominal muscles, exulting her majesty, and said: "Your Majesty, it was not intentional. You forgave the minister. Concubine this time!"
His Majesty the Emperor listened to her soft words, coughed uncomfortably, and listened to the concubine Ai said: "Your Majesty, have you not told your concubine about the mystery in the broken car? The concubine is very curious. Your Majesty, tell your concubines to listen to it!"
His Majesty the emperor has forgotten the things that Ai Concubine said at the beginning that he didn't want to hear. Hearing that Ai Concubine said so, he immediately shared his "great achievements" with Ai Concubine.
It turns out that there is a chariot that can withstand thousands of soldiers and horses, and there is no mechanism that can shoot thousands of arrows when pressed down. The chariot of the Gaobi city wall is actually divided into three layers, and each layer is installed. Several people and Fifty Light Crossbows, once Feng Yuan pressed the switch outside, the people inside heard the movement and immediately pressed the crossbow switch, creating the illusion that thousands of arrows were shot at the same time.
Yao Yanyan was stunned when she heard that her Majesty was cheating in front of so many people, and asked quickly: "What about the smoke ball? What is the function of the smoke ball?"
His Majesty the Emperor triumphantly said: "Those arrows are not so powerful at all. The wooden figures inserted in the grass are not solid. The arrows can easily be shot through. The Chen people see that they are so powerful. I was frightened. Then, in order to avoid being discovered by them, they immediately made a smoke ball to confuse their eyes, so that they would not see that the wooden figures are hollow!" The four palace people pulling the broken car It was not an ordinary palace person at all, but Chen Tongling pretended to be accompanied by three other powerful guards. Otherwise, how could he deceive the Chen people
Yao Yanyan immediately applauded and said in admiration: "Your Majesty, this is what Mr. Yixin came up with! He is really smart."
His Majesty the Emperor heard this and was very dissatisfied: "Feng Yuan only said to make things to scare the people of Chen Country, making them mistakenly think that our Qi is very strong and dare not rush to attack, but he did not come up with such a careful idea. Smoke Ball And the hollow wooden man, they were all made by me!"
Yao Yanyan immediately touted: "Your Majesty is awesome! Really smart! You can even think of this way!" Yao Yanyan also thought of it. When the broken car was displayed, the school was a bit dark and the lights were not bright enough. It is estimated that those Chen people were originally. I can't see it very clearly, and this can be perfectly explained as your Majesty does not want them to understand Qi's weapon too much!
Perhaps it was because it was too late today, and His Majesty the Emperor was also very tired. After listening to Yao Yanyan's praise, he did not maintain his recent restraint, but as he did before, he wished to stand up proudly.
Yao Yanyan thought of her Majesty grabbing Bo Yuanhou in the stands of the school grounds and asking him to praise the scene of the broken car, she couldn't help laughing, "Haha, what do you think of your majesty, how did you come up with the name of the broken car?"
His Majesty said triumphantly: "It was originally a broken car that was put together temporarily! I like to watch them praise a broken car in awe."
Yao Yanyan: "Haha, your majesty, how are you..."
As for those Chen Guoren who were deterred by the power of the broken cars, how they described the broken cars to the Emperor Chen, and how Chen Guo tried to develop the same tanks with manpower and material resources, and ended up spending countless money and food and still not gaining much, that is. Later.
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This chapter is basically the daily life of your majesty and concubine, it seems that nothing has been written, but this chapter is what I really want to write o(*￣▽￣*)o
Just the day before yesterday, my second computer keyboard membrane was retired because it was broken by my typing -_-||
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