The Demon King Addicted to Robbing the Bride

Chapter 215: Do you need to pee?

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"Tomorrow, I will wait for you here and take you to the human world. Remember, don't let the third person know, otherwise, I will not protect you."

Neither refusing nor agreeing, Qianhua still peeled off her limbs and nodded her head to the ground, looking like she would be petrified forever.

Didn't he just agree to go to the human world with him? Is it so painful? Nan Liyue was very dissatisfied with her performance and poked her huddled body with her finger.

"Don't touch me! I feel so uncomfortable!" She confidently rejected Nan Liyue's teasing. She kept saying she felt uncomfortable but was still very angry, and she was half angry and shy.

"Where do you feel bad?" So Nan Liyue's seemingly concerned words turned out to be cold and nonchalant.

"I want to go back, I want to go back!" Qianhua refused to say, and just kept begging to leave this place.

"Going back to where?"

"Go back to the flower house and sleep!"

"It's almost dawn, just take a nap here."

"I do not want."

"Don't be too picky."

"I won't sleep unless I have a bed!"

"A hedgehog should use the sky as its quilt and the ground as its mat. What kind of bed should it sleep on?"

"But... but... I want to pee, can't I?" Finally, Qianhua told the truth. She had been holding in her pee for too long, and she had gone on a business trip to listen to a story and was completely forgotten. Now that she thinks about it, it's really... The swelling and pain are tight, but Nan Liyue is the guy who hasn't talked to her for a long time and refuses to take her back, so let's do it! Anyway, the general bit him on the butt, and he had long lost his reputation in front of him. He was embarrassed not once or twice, not to mention that he was toyed with by him in his original form as a hedgehog.

But she only hated Nan Liyue for being so arrogant. When she heard that Qianhua was feeling uncomfortable because she was holding back her urine, she couldn't help but burst out laughing. The Demon Lord's cold dignity suddenly disappeared, and he actually became convulsed with laughter. Qianhua looked at it There was hatred in my eyes, and I thought that if I hadn't been too weak, I would have kicked him into the water immediately and let him have an affair with the weak water!

But before he asked him to accompany Wu Shui, he introduced Wu Shui to him first: "Why don't you just pee in the water."

"I don't!"

"Afraid of falling?"

"no."

"Do you still want me to help you pee?"

"Never!"

"Then why don't you solve it as soon as possible?"

"I'm afraid you'll peek."

"What's so cool about a hedgehog peeing?"

"I... you... I'll just hold it in until I die!"

"That's up to you. Anyway, there has never been a queen who choked to death in the history of heaven. You are willing to sacrifice yourself to add a wonderful touch. It is indeed a good thing that cannot be ignored."

As Nan Liyue said this, the little hedgehog was already lying on the edge of the jade stone, with its butt facing the weak water under the stone, pouting high, ready to be released.

Finally she came to her senses, Nan Liyue smiled slightly, and after she shouted with displeasure, "Turn around and don't peek!", she turned around consciously, even though she never wore clothes when she turned into a hedgehog. Her body was naked, and she had seen almost every detail of her body, but it was really indecent for a wolf to spy on a hedgehog, Xiao Gong. If you don’t want to look at her, just don’t look at her until she changes back to her human form...

At that time, Qianhua had finished her work and she suddenly felt refreshed after having a good time. However, if she knew that the dignified Demon Lord was thinking about such dirty thoughts in his mind at this moment, he would definitely have the urge to kick him into the weak water again.

Just as he cautiously moved away from the edge of the jade stone, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a koi carp swimming under the weak water contaminated by his own hedgehog urine.

"Ah!" Qianhua exclaimed, prompting Nan Liyue to turn around and ask, "What are you doing with such a surprise?"

"There are fish in the water!"

Nan Liyue frowned. Although she found it unbelievable, the little hedgehog's expression was extremely serious. He climbed back to the edge of the jade without fear of death, lowered his head and looked down.

"Be careful of falling." Nan Liyue picked her up easily, and then leaned out to look at the calm blue water.

No movement!

I should have known that this weak water is bone-eroding water. Is it possible for fish to swim freely

So he looked at the little hedgehog with cold eyes, expressing an angry warning: "If you dare to trick me, believe it or not, I will chop you up!"

"I really saw it!" Although Qianhua pursed her lips and felt aggrieved, she still insisted on what she saw. Nan Liyue was about to stretch out her claws to scratch and punish her, when suddenly there was a splashing sound under the water, and then she saw a tail The gorgeous koi fish jumped out of the water, circled in the air, and then jumped directly onto the jade stone slab desperately.

I didn’t expect that fish could be raised in this weak water!

Is the water too weak, or is the fish too strong

Nan Liyue sighed, it's true that this fish is too playful!

However, Qianhua didn't know the true identity of this fish. She only knew that it was a magical spiritual beast. It swam in the weak water without any injuries. Even when it reached the shore without water, it was very active and fluttered around. And without paying attention, Jin The carp turned into a fruit the size of a Buddhist bead.

"Hey! Are you a carp or a fruit?" So, a hedgehog was lying on the ground, looking at a small fruit that she could swallow in one bite, and seriously discussing the problem of its fish turning into a fruit -

"I'm from the west."

"Then are you a carp or a fruit?"

"I swam all the way here."

"Aren't you afraid of weak water erosion?"

"I'm here for the tea party."

"You are bald and round, with no mouth or eyes. How do you speak?"

"The moonlight is beautiful tonight!"

"Can you see it?"

"It's a pity that it's covered by clouds and the moonlight isn't very bright!"

"The clouds cover the moon and the moon is hazy, so it is so beautiful and blurry."

"Clouds can cover the moon, but sooner or later the moon will shine through the clouds and mist!"

"I'm so tired talking to you. Are you even listening to me?"

"I'm leaving, take care!"

The little Guozi, who had no nose, no eyes, and no mouth, but could talk in one way, after having a "chicken-to-duck" conversation with Qianhua, he jumped into the water with a "plop" and transformed into a human again. That beautiful koi carp swam away leisurely...

So Qianhua turned around blankly and asked Nan Liyue: "Do you understand?"

Nan Liyue smiled slightly and nodded, indicating that he understood, but did not say what he understood. He just stared at the bright moon in the sky with a pair of black eyes shining like stars, revealing an unruly and unruly attitude.

"Then do you know what it is, where it comes from, and why it can swim in weak water without getting hurt?" Qianhua still persisted in asking about the strange scene just now.

However, Nan Liyue stood up without answering. She wore a purple robe and stretched it into a slender and handsome shadow in front of Qianhua. She suddenly disappeared into the moonlight that was pouring like water...

"Where are you going? Don't leave me!"

He remained silent and left suddenly, leaving himself alone on the pumice stone surrounded by weak water. However, it happened that it was now the darkest moment before dawn. The jade plate above his head was about to burst out with bright light, but in the south of Liyue. After disappearing, she suddenly disappeared into the clouds and mist, scaring Qianhua to the point where she didn't dare to move. (To be continued)