Nan Liyue's eyebrows were furrowed, her eyes darkened, and she looked as if she was lost in playthings. She was handsome but really depressed: "Whether she's coaxing her or not, I'm chasing after her now... isn't it disrespectful to her?"
"Is style more important or women?" Huan Lansha rolled her eyelids and looked at the sky, feeling that this man's love for face is not an ordinary terminal illness. It must be very frustrating to fall in love with him. He would never say love in words, but in actions. It's either life or death, but if every love has to go through life and death before being willing to confess, is the price too high? Huan Lansha thought like this, gave him a hateful look, and said something sarcastic and irrelevant, "Of course, it's up to you to weigh it up."
However, not to mention whether Nan Liyue was willing to learn her lesson, Luo Qianhua, who had run away, became even more angry. From running away to trotting all the way to turning back every step of the way, the frustration in her heart was really extraordinary: "Don't come after me... Don't come after me! This idiot, idiot, big bastard!"
Because he was venting his anger, he kicked a tree trunk. He grinned in pain and jumped around holding his feet. He accidentally raised his eyes and caught a glimpse of Kuang Ze and Li Shang, who were "in love" with each other. He suddenly had a plan in mind and turned his head. Down the mountain in a hurry...
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"What!? Disciple, are you going to take master's leave?" It was just the intermission while accompanying Kuangze to enjoy the flowers. Fengyao was suddenly pulled aside by Qianhua and stood there. She got such good news, and she suddenly became a little excited. Unbelievable.
Finally, she no longer has to accompany that lustful guy, and can finally go lusting after others. Ever since she dressed up as Lishang, Fengyao has missed the good old days when she dressed up as a big man and teased little girls. Fang feels that being a man It's better than being a woman. It is true that this epiphany took him thousands of years from his birth to today, and he finally found his true nature!
"Yes." Qianhua held a piece of foxtail in her mouth, and the ruffian responded angrily, but his expression didn't look like he was joking.
"Disciple, you're not playing tricks on your master, are you?" Fengyao had to express a slight suspicion.
"How dare my disciple dare to fool the master?" Although Qianhua said this, his tone was very arrogant, as if he was saying: "If you want to accompany him, continue to accompany him. I don't appreciate the kindness of letting you rest. I don't appreciate it." collar!"
"Okay!" Fengyao was afraid that she would leave if she turned against him, so he hurriedly agreed, "Then I'm going to become my teacher. You can take care of yourself!" Yan Bi rubbed oil on the soles of his feet and disappeared in the blink of an eye.
Qianhua sneered and turned out from behind the rockery.
When Kuangze saw Li Shang, he put on a lewd smile on his face: "Where did Shang'er go? I think the purple flowers in front of Yaoze Palace are blooming the most, why don't we go back to the palace and enjoy them slowly?"
"Okay, I want to drink. Will the Demon Lord accompany me?" Qianhua smiled, her smile as bright as a flower.
"Drink?" When Kuangze heard these two words, he consciously thought that "it's easier to do things after drinking and having sex", so he agreed without warning, "Okay! Of course, I will accompany you!"
"Shang'er drinks a lot, Demon Lord, be careful!" Qianhua continued to provoke.
"What kind of wine does Shang'er want to drink? I'll send someone to get it right away."
"The most intense."
"Hahaha, beauty can bear it."
"I'm afraid you'll drink it first and get down."
"Hahahahaha, let's try it then."
After Kuangze finished speaking, he wanted to hug Li Shang and go back to Yaoze Palace, but Li Shang had already turned back and walked back. Kuangze was not annoyed and followed behind with a smirk on his face, thinking about what to do tonight. If you want to eat this beauty, you have been extremely busy with all kinds of affairs in the devil world since you got married. Every time you get tired, you fall asleep on the bed. As soon as you fall asleep, you can't have a good relationship with Li Shang. The wedding night has been so far. Kuangze was annoyed that he had never been close to her. He thought he would be able to indulge in the gentle land tonight, but little did he know that something even more miserable was waiting for him...
Naturally, Kuangze didn’t know how powerful the drug Fengyao poured into him every night was. It was so powerful that he could fall into a coma without warning until dawn. It was so powerful that Fengyao had the urge to take him in his sweet sleep several times. If Qianhua hadn't stopped him from thinking that such a way of death would be too comfortable for such a heinous person...
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"Be good, horse! Be good, horse! Take a pee and relax!"
The little kitten demon squatted in the stable, holding a large water basin to collect the trickles or torrents of horses, ponies, stallions, and mares from all walks of life, and then handed a large basin of horse urine to Huang Hua After that, he ran non-stop to the cowshed and shouted to the cows, calves, bulls, and cows: "Be good, cow! Be good, cow! It's good to make cakes!" "
The cows were indeed very helpful. After a short while, they gave the little kitten a lot of good things, which almost annihilated her. After Hou Douhua, who was standing by, took the cow dung, he went straight to the dining room. .
After several twists and turns, the dining hall was filled with smoke and steam, and a large pot of pie mixed with cow dung was successfully baked...
But it was said that in the palace of Yaoze at that time, General Kuangze was encouraged by Li Shang's bowl of strong wine, which numbed his sense of taste and made him unable to distinguish the taste. He couldn't help but laugh in embarrassment: "You can't drink this wine, it's really too strong." , I’m afraid it’s going to hurt me—here, who brought the wine? How can the Demon Queen bear it when it’s so strong? Give it to me immediately!”
Kuangze didn't know that Qianhua had tampered with the wine bowl. Although she threatened to drink the strongest wine in the demon world, the demon maids didn't dare to actually take the heart-breaking thing. They just didn't understand. Why can't the devil bear strong alcohol? After retreating in fear, he met Bing'er and Shuang'er who were serving the Demon Queen. Hearing that they were here to take over, he handed the wine jar to them as if they were on the verge of amnesty and ran away.
But after Bingcan and Mei Shuang poured all the wine in the jar into the flowers, they quickly changed their hands and feet into horse urine. At the same time, they held the cow dung pie carefully cooked by Dou Hua and ran into the palace respectfully to present it to the devil.
"This is a pastry made by my order. It was specially brought to the Demon Lord to taste. I don't know how it tastes when paired with this jar of mild wine. If... if the Demon Lord is not satisfied, please atone for your sins." Li Chang personally made the cake. Kuangze poured wine and handed over the pie, thinking about washing his hands after a while.
It is true that Kuangze didn't know that this was horse urine and cow dung. In addition, after just drinking a glass of strong wine, his taste and smell were temporarily disabled. Even if he tasted it, he couldn't tell the reason. He just felt that the wine was a bit astringent in his throat, and the pie was sinking in. It melts in the mouth. If he hadn't been hurt by that bowl of wine, it would have been very delicious. Besides, this was Chang'er's intention. As long as Kuangze saw her worried and worried look at the moment, his heart would be moved. She was so ecstatic that she almost drank the horse urine and ate the cow dung to give Li Shang a lot of face. At the same time, she fantasized about how they would have a good time when they got to bed, so she was praising Li Shang's craftsmanship. He kept saying: "It's delicious! It's so delicious!" (To be continued)