While Kuangze had given Li Shang a lot of face, almost finished drinking horse urine and eating cow dung, he was fantasizing about how they would have a good time in bed after a while, so he was currently praising Li Shang's craftsmanship. Juekou: "It's delicious! It's so delicious!"
After hearing this, Chang'er's face softened and she smiled and said: "If the devil likes it, I will cook it for you every day." I thought to myself that only your cows and horses can pull it out, my mother. Just do it!
"Okay! Okay!" Kuangze was naturally full of joy and agreed repeatedly, thinking that when his taste and smell are restored, eating these pastries and wine will be even more delicious.
Little did they know that at this moment, his mouth was full of stinky smell, and it was really painful to others. Huangmei Broad Bean and others had quietly withdrawn and went out to vomit. Only Qianhua sat in front of him with a calm face, watching him eat and drink the cake and wine, with a lingering taste on his lips. The satisfied smile never faded away, but I just prepared myself and sprayed some medicine to block the odor in my nose.
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However, it was said that Qianhua took it out on Kuangze because she was in a bad mood, but Nan Liyue, who was wandering in the magic mountain with nowhere to go, did not think so. It was only because Qianhua deliberately stimulated herself that she went to get drunk with Kuangze. , the resentment, dissatisfaction and sourness in my heart are not ordinary.
And a certain monster who was on vacation with nothing to do was lying in the flower bush opposite him, picking sweet and juicy petals to eat. After he let out a depressed groan, he raised his eyes and curled his lips with a gloating smile on his face: "My baby. The more you get angry with her, the more she will ignore you!"
Nan Liyue turned away with disdain, not wanting to listen to this pervert who suddenly changed between men and women to teach her how to do it.
"Yue..." But suddenly Yan Yu whispered in his ear, and Li Shang's beautiful face was very close, and she was nuzzling into her arms like a little bird.
Nan Liyue was stunned for a moment, thinking that Qianhua was back, but the charming look was too coquettish. Nan Liyue pushed it away and pushed out Fengyao's prototype.
Having despised this perverted indistinguishable male and female, he had the courage to change into glass clothes to seduce him!
Nan Liyue glared at him coldly, she really wanted to take off his clothes to see if this guy was androgynous...
"You pervert, why are you staring at other people's private parts?" Feng Yao suddenly raised his hand and slapped Nan Liyue hard and loudly.
Nan Liyue admitted that she had gone to see him somewhere with bad intentions, but he was dressed so fancy and gorgeous, so where could he wear what he was wearing? This slap was truly unjust and painful.
But Fengyao was very proud, having finally avenged her revenge that day in the tunnel. She shook her head and swung her tail while humming the little song Yiyi, and looked directly into Nan Liyue's sullen and cold eyes: "What are you looking at? Even though I'm pretty, I'm not good-looking. I’m showing it to you for free! I don’t even know how to coax my own woman, so I’m just here to look at a man... Humph!"
"You also know that you are a man?" Ru Nan Liyue, who had been silent, was finally willing to speak, and her words were so sarcastic and sarcastic, "If you are a man, stay away from her!"
"I can't get closer to her now because she is with another man right now!" Fengyao deliberately lit a fire in Nan Liyue's sour vinegar tank, making Nan Liyue angry. His eyes flashed, and he suddenly stood up...
Fengyao subconsciously stepped back, and his back hit the trunk of a tree. Not to mention the pain, his face was very worried. He wondered if this guy would go crazy and throw himself off the cliff.
But Nan Liyue didn't take a step towards him. Instead, she turned around and jumped down the cliff.
Of course he didn't jump off the cliff, but went down the magic mountain, presumably to coax his woman.
Fengyao lay on the edge of the cliff, watching his figure disappear under the sea of clouds, and suddenly felt very unhappy: he was not as beautiful as her, and he was not even remotely charming. Why did her precious disciple like him more than him? She likes herself, at least it can be seen from her attitude towards whom she dedicated the crescent moon to, that her master really has no status at all!
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"Gululu...Gululu..." This was already the forty-ninth time Kuangze's stomach growled. Qianhua counted the rhythms with great interest. She bet herself that he would collapse if he couldn't beat the fifty beats. Sure enough, on the count of the 50th, he would collapse. At the forty-nine strokes, Kuangze finally couldn't hold on any longer and had to cover his stomach and compromise: "Chang... Chang'er... I'd like to pay tribute to you. Come back right away... and wait for me!" After saying that, he ran away and disappeared. .
Qianhua said leisurely: "I will definitely wait for you, come back soon!" He was floating in the smelly palace, thinking that if he ate these pickled things, he would never come back without vomiting and diarrhea all night!
She stood up and walked to the window and opened it, filtering and diluting the smoky air in the room, but there was still a lingering smell. Qianhua had no choice but to stretch her head out to breathe in the fresh air outside. However, she didn't know it if she didn't look, but she was shocked when she looked -
But in the dimly lit garden downstairs, thousands of bright crescent moons were swaying in the wind!
The moon is thinner than the first quarter moon and shaped like a horn. It is made of white pear petals stacked one by one and wrapped with three or five fireflies flying inside, making each moon emit bright silver like a real moon. The light shines brightly, and thousands of delicate and delicate crescent moons are spread out on the green grass to form a beautiful pattern. On top of a huge crescent moon lies a leisurely sucking finger. The little hedgehog!
Qianhua couldn't laugh or cry. Who was so bold to put on such a swaggering formation under the palace of Yaoze Palace, under Kuangze's nose, just to make him laugh
The corners of Qianhua's lips are raised, as beautiful as a beautiful chanjuan. How can you not smile at it? Nan Liyue, you won, just...
Such a brilliant formation inevitably attracted attention. Not long after, the demon soldiers who noticed the movement rushed over. They were about to rush into the garden and discover this little trick. Qianhua stood upstairs and was really sweating. She wanted to wave away. I went to the pear blossoms and fireflies, but I really couldn’t bear to part with them. Ah Li must have put a lot of thought and energy into preparing these, and she didn’t even see enough. Could it be that she wanted to kill those people who were about to break into the garden and see the glowing place? What happened to the magic soldier
When thousands of flowers were hesitating, when the magic soldiers broke in, a gust of warm wind passed by happily, and all the pear flower petals suddenly dispersed in the shape of a crescent moon, flying in the wind like goose down and snow, and all the fireflies immediately broke through the flowers. Come out and fly freely under the bright stars.
When the group of demon soldiers broke in, they could only see a group of flying fireflies and swaying flower petals. They could not find any clues and had to disperse in dismay.
Little did they know that after the fireflies and pear blossoms flew leisurely to Kito where Qianhua was, they suddenly changed their free trajectories, danced in tacit understanding, and spliced together to form three big characters. Although they were fleeting, Qianhua could see it extremely clearly -
I love you!
See it in your eyes and reflect it in your heart. (To be continued)