These are the two explosive news that the head and the two elders heard today.
The combined age of the three of them is over 200 years old, and they have never experienced any kind of storm in their life, but when they heard Zhou Xueyuan said that he wanted to join Lu Shijin, their jaws dropped in shock.
The whisks held by the three of them fell out of their hands in unison, and they hurriedly bent down to pick them up again, but because the three of them bent down at the same time, their heads happened to collide with each other, causing the three of them to stumble back with stares in their eyes. Unbearable.
"Junior Brother Zhou, my brother's ears are not very good. I didn't listen carefully. What did you say just now?" Elder Qiu, who was still a little older, reacted quickly and straightened the crooked crown. Take back such rambling words.
Zhou Xueyuan was unmoved, and repeated the words calmly, "I said, I want to join Lu Shijin."
The head of the sect was furious, he shook his whisk, and pointed at Zhou Xueyuan with trembling hands: "That's unreasonable! Brother Zhou, how could you say such ridiculous words? Now he is your nephew and you are his uncle, how can you be with him?" He is a member?!"
"Why not?" Zhou Xueyuan said indifferently, "Cultivators live a long lifespan, and there are some masters and apprentices who become Taoist couples, not to mention that he and I are just uncles and nephews in name, which does not violate the principles of ethics. "
The leader was speechless: "Then... that won't work either! How decent!"
Zhou Xueyuan glanced at the head, "Perhaps the senior brother of the head has not seen me for decades, and he has forgotten my old temperament. When I, Zhou Xueyuan, have ever cared about the word 'decency' when I act?"
The head's eyes were round and his beard was puffed up, obviously very angry. Elder Qi was afraid that the two would quarrel, so he quickly stood in the middle and acted as a peacemaker.
"Brother Sect Leader calm down, I'm afraid Junior Brother Zhou has just woken up, and his mind is still a little unclear. Everyone calm down."
Zhou Xueyuan didn't buy it, "I'm very clear-headed, every word and every word I say has been carefully thought out, and it's definitely not nonsense."
"Listen, listen to what he said!" The sect master sneered again and again, "Okay, Zhou Xueyuan, you are so capable that you don't even listen to me, the sect master's elder brother, right? You still know that you are Tian Qing Are you a member of Zongzong?! You are going to join your nephew now, so you are going to betray the sect next time, and you will be an abandoned disciple of Qingzong that day?!"
"Master! Why do you have to speak so decisively?" Elder Qiu stopped in front of the master, and persuaded, "I think that Junior Brother Zhou is not a person who doesn't know the importance, so I should ask the situation first. Junior Brother Zhou, why are you Do you want to merge with Shijin?"
Zhou Xueyuan said indifferently: "This seat has taken a fancy to him."
"Fancy means... like it?" Elder Qiu asked uncertainly.
Zhou Xueyuan didn't speak, but everyone knew that silence meant acquiescence.
Elder Qi rolled his eyes, and asked suspiciously: "But junior brother, don't you practice the way of forgetting love? If you have feelings for others, wouldn't it ruin your practice?"
"I am no longer the Zhou Xueyuan of the past. The Zhou Xueyuan of the past practiced the ruthless way, but now," Zhou Xueyuan raised his hand and looked at his palm, "I am not just a person. There is a way to go."
Elder Qi: "..."
"I don't care if you are one person or several people, as long as you are a disciple of Tianqingzong for a day, and my junior brother for a day, I can control you!" Take it, how can you still look like a cultivator of immortality.
"Okay, okay, let's not say a few words, this matter is a big one, let's take a long-term plan, and besides, don't you have to ask Nephew Lu?" Elder Qiu played sloppy, "Also, Junior Brother Chong Xiao is still in seclusion, he is his disciple now, so you should ask him first about the union."
Elder Qi winked at Zhou Xueyuan hurriedly, signaling him not to contradict the sect master again, "Yes, yes, yes, it's not too late to discuss this matter after Junior Brother Chong Xiao comes out of retreat."
Zhou Xueyuan's face was pale, he didn't speak anymore, but he didn't let go, he made a virtual salute to the three of them, and left with his sleeves thrown away.
"Look at him! He's lawless! He actually proposed to join his nephew, it's simply..." The head of the sect was impatient, unable to think of any adjectives, and pointed at Zhou Xueyuan's back after a while and cursed, "You're so disrespectful! "
"Okay, don't be angry, Brother Sect Master," Elder Qi sighed, "Don't you understand Zhou Xueyuan's temper? When Master was with him, his temper got angry, but he didn't even understand Master's decree. Those who dare to resist, now that the master has passed away, I really can't think of anyone in this world who can control him."
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Zhou Xueyuan returned to Lu Shijin's bedroom, and Lu Shijin was taking out the gifts he received one by one and tidying up the entire bed.
Sensing Zhou Xueyuan coming in, Lu Shijin knew it was him, so he was busy tidying up his head without raising his head, "Are you back? The head and the elders, are you willing to recognize you?"
Zhou Xueyuan didn't answer, walked behind Lu Shijin, and suddenly stretched out his hand to pinch the back of Lu Shijin's neck again.
"Hey! What are you doing?" Lu Shijin couldn't turn his head away, so he reached for Zhou Xueyuan's hand with his backhand, trying to move Zhou Xueyuan's hand away from his neck, "You don't know if a gentleman speaks but doesn't move when he has something to say. ?”
"Are you a gentleman?" Zhou Xueyuan asked coldly.
Lu Shijin: "Why am I not?"
"It's a gentleman, don't you know whether a man and a woman can kiss or not?" Zhou Xueyuan exerted a little force, and leaned back while holding Lu Shijin, and seeing that Lu Shijin was still holding the sachet that his junior sister gave him, his eyes became colder.
"What are you talking about?" Lu Shijin was puzzled, and was forced to raise his head and stare at Zhou Xueyuan angrily, wishing he could bite him hard, "Hey, if you don't let go, I'll turn my back on you!"
"What are you holding in your hand?" Zhou Xueyuan said, "If you want to weave a pair of mandarin ducks, you will be able to make them all day long. I will send you a sachet as a sachet, which is so long that it is tied to your armpits. You have only been out for a long time, and you have received a woman's sachet. What are you doing?" It’s really fraternity, and it never forgets to be merciful.”
Lu Shijin blinked his eyes twice, and there was a chill on the top of his head. Could it be that Zhou Xueyuan saw him talking with his junior sister just now
It's not good, Zhou Xueyuan can't find out what's in this sachet, otherwise, he might just be thinking about it!
Lu Shijin subconsciously hid the sachet in his sleeve, but Zhou Xueyuan thought that he cherished the sachet and couldn't let go of his junior sister.
Zhou Xueyuan's body pressure dropped to freezing point, "You treasure it."
"No, you misunderstood that one. The little junior sister gave me a sachet, not the kind of personal relationship you think." Lu Shijin explained, "What she wanted to give me was actually the contents of the sachet."
Zhou Xueyuan snorted coldly, apparently not believing such words.
"Then tell me, what's in the sachet?"
Lu Shijin: "Actually, it's nothing... It's just some pills sent by my junior sister, for healing."
Zhou Xueyuan: "Pillion? Since it's a pill, why don't you put it in a medicine bottle and have to use a sachet?"
Lu Shijin: "... Maybe it's your daughter's hobby?"
"Give him to me." Zhou Xueyuan stretched out his hand and decided to verify it himself.
Lu Shijin opened the sachet, poured out a pill and pinched it on his fingertips for Zhou Xueyuan to see, "I'll show you, it's just an ordinary pill, little junior sister, she is afraid that I will be in danger again, so out of friendship, she will give me some." Isn’t it normal for pills? There’s nothing wrong between me and her, so don’t be jealous, okay?”
Zhou Xueyuan didn't have the patience to listen to Lu Shijin's explanation, so he directly snatched the elixir from his hand, crushed it and put it under his nose for a sniff.
Then his face became even uglier.
"What, what's wrong?" Lu Shijin noticed Zhou Xueyuan's expression, and his Adam's apple rolled, "Is there something wrong with this medicine?"
Zhou Xueyuan curled his lips coldly, "Medicine is indeed medicine, but it can't cure injuries."
Lu Shijin was dying, "What did you eat?"
"Cure a man's kidney deficiency," Zhou Xueyuan sneered, "I can't see that your little junior sister still cares about your body?"
"Hey, little junior sister is a medical practitioner, a doctor who cares about her parents. She can see that my kidneys are a little weak recently, so it's okay to give me some nourishing medicine?" Lu Shijin quibbles, "It's reasonable, you can't just rely on a sachet Just convict me of being promiscuous?"
"What are those on your bed?" Zhou Xueyuan was finally willing to let go of Lu Shijin's neck, picked up those bottles and cans, opened them one by one, and studied them one by one, his expression became subtle. Those are much the same.
"These are all gifts from my juniors, and they shocked me." Lu Shijin whispered, really wanting to bury his face in the quilt.
Zhou Xueyuan squinted at him with a half-smile, "Why, all your juniors and sisters know that you have this problem?"
Chi Guoguo's contempt! What an insult to his masculinity!
Lu Shijin deliberately laughed at himself and said: "Yeah, it's no wonder that the kidneys are not deficient if you indulge every night until dawn. The younger brothers and younger sisters all know that I have a good relationship with Brother Lin, so it's okay to give us some of these things to nourish our bodies? Right? , would you like some too? After all, Junior Brother Lin's body is yours now, and you have to take good care of it. You may not have noticed just now, but I didn't tell you because I was afraid of hurting your self-esteem. You are older than Junior Brother Lin. It's more than a little bit shorter."
Zhou Xueyuan: "..."
Happiness is someone else's, and every night is someone else's.
Why only kidney deficiency and premature ejaculation belonged to him
Zhou Xueyuan's complexion was as ugly as if he had swallowed a fly.
Lu Shijin caught a glimpse of Zhou Xueyuan's face and felt happy, but he didn't dare to show it, lest Zhou Xueyuan become angry and strangle him to death.
He waved his hand generously and said: "Do you like this sachet very much? Then I will give it to you. Remember, the medicine cannot be stopped."
Zhou Xueyuan threw away the sachet in his hand, swept all the tonics to the ground, and quickly pushed Lu Shijin down on the bed.
Zhou Xueyuan looked at Lu Shijin with heavy eyes, "If I don't eat these messy things, it can make you unable to get out of bed, do you want to try?"
"Uncle, isn't it good? It's daytime, so you're not afraid that the master will come to you?" Lu Shijin smiled, not panicking at all, not afraid to provoke Zhou Xueyuan, "Why don't we try again at night? Oh, I forgot, at night It’s not easy for you to say, alas, if you want to blame, it’s because you showed up at the wrong time.”
Lu Shijin succeeded in angering Zhou Xueyuan, only to hear a low laugh escape from Zhou Xueyuan's throat, and said in a serious tone: "You don't need to wait until night, if you want to cure you, you can do it now."
Lu Shijin hadn't had time to react when suddenly the world spun around and the picture was distorted. When everything in front of him calmed down, he was no longer in the original bedroom.
This is where? Lu Shijin looked around and found himself in a valley with beautiful mountains and clear waters.
There are a few wisps of clouds floating in the blue sky, the distant mountains are blue, the water is clear, and the melodious birdsong in the mountains and forests can be heard from time to time. It is a refreshing place.
"Why did you bring me here?" Lu Shijin asked Zhou Xueyuan who was standing next to him in puzzlement.
Zhou Xueyuan: "This is the mustard space transformed by me."
Lu Shijin: "I know, so?"
Zhou Xueyuan gave him a meaningful look, "No one can open this place except me."
Lu Shijin: "..." Judging from what Zhou Xueyuan meant, could it be that he is going to be locked up here
However, Zhou Xueyuan seemed to be able to see through Lu Shijin's mind, and admitted unabashedly: "It's as good as you think, you stay in the mustard space of this seat, if this seat doesn't let you go out, the two of them will never want to see you again. "
Lu Shijin was very angry, and said angrily: "Zhou Xueyuan, are you being reasonable?! Let me out before I get angry!"
Zhou Xueyuan was unmoved, and with a wave of his hand, a small wooden house appeared on the ground. He said flatly, "You stay here until the matter is settled."
"What are you going to do?" Lu Shijin asked cautiously.
"This seat and your joint registration ceremony." Zhou Xueyuan said.
Lu Shijin: "Jiji?" He thought about it, the meaning of "Jiji" mentioned by a cultivator seems to be similar to the meaning of marriage in the mortal world, so Zhou Xueyuan intends to marry him
Lu Shijin didn't know whether to be happy or angry for a while.
"Combined nationality is combined nationality, why are you keeping me here?" Lu Shijin couldn't understand.
Zhou Xueyuan smiled faintly, "Because I am the one who wants to join you. From then on, all the immortal sects will know that you and Lu Shijin are my Taoist companions of Zhou Xueyuan and have nothing to do with the two of them. Do you think they will be willing?"
Lu Shijin opened his eyes slightly, he deserved to live a long time, the old man is very scheming!
"Don't you think you're... a bit invincible?" Lu Shijin felt sorry for the other two personalities. If they woke up and found that they were gone, how worried would they be
Zhou Xueyuan said indifferently: "As long as you can win, it doesn't matter what method you use to win."
Damn, it's really immoral.
"Uncle, Uncle, please don't throw me here alone, okay? There is no one here, and I will suffocate to death." Lu Shijin decided not to be tough, but to be soft, and hugged Zhou Xueyuan's arm to show He said, "Isn't it just a joint nationality? I promise you it's still not enough?"
Zhou Xueyuan lowered his eyelids and glanced at him, "It doesn't matter whether you agree or not, what I want is that the two people will not make trouble before the ceremony of joining together."
Lu Shijin understood that Zhou Xueyuan was the bastard eating the weights this time - he was determined.
So he decided, no matter what, it was better to stabilize Zhou Xueyuan first and let him let him go out than to stay here and do nothing.
Lu Shijin had an idea: "...Then as long as I don't tell them, won't they know?"
Zhou Xueyuan frowned slightly, not quite believing it, "Will you?"
"Yes, yes!" Lu Shijin saw that Zhou Xueyuan's expression was slightly relaxed, and he quickly expressed his determination while the iron was hot, "You have to believe that there are absolutely one hundred and one thousand of me who are willing to join you! I swear! That's it, as long as you let me go Go out, I will definitely not tell the two of them about the joint registration, after we finish the joint registration ceremony, it will be too late for them to object, uncle, do you think this is good?"
Lu Shijin talked endlessly, not noticing that Zhou Xueyuan's eyes were closed tightly, and his brows were furrowed deeper and deeper, showing a painful look.
When Lu Shijin finished speaking, Zhou Xueyuan opened his eyes, and the indifference in his eyes disappeared, replaced by a strong hostility.
Lu Shijin heard Zhou Xueyuan responding to himself in a strange tone from behind: "So, it's really good."
"Really, you think it's okay too?" Lu Shijin raised his head with a smile on his face, but when he saw Zhou Xueyuan's eyes, the smile froze on his face.
Wait, this look? Why do you feel chilly on the back of your neck
Lu Shijin tentatively asked: "Mu, Mu, Mu Cang?"
Zhou Xueyuan, no, it's Mu Cang now, looking at Lu Shijin and smiling without saying a word, but there is a chill in his smile.
Woah! Do you bring such a playful person? It's not like you don't say hello now, just change people after chatting, right
Wait, this is Zhou Xueyuan's mustard space, right? Zhou Xueyuan is gone, how will the two of them get out? !