After tidying up the kitchen, it was late at night without knowing it. Lu Shijin was fishing and cooking all afternoon, and had to take a bath again.
He went upstairs with Xu Yifan, got a change of clothes and was about to go downstairs when Xu Yifan stopped him suddenly.
"wait."
"What's the matter, Brother Fan?"
Lu Shijin was a little sleepy, he yawned, the corners of his eyes were wet, he rubbed his eyes with the back of his hand, his eyes were a little red, like a little rabbit with drooping ears.
Xu Yifan glanced at him, looked away, and said in a low voice, "Do you know that the company has regulations."
Lu Shijin: "Huh?"
Xu Yifan pursed his lower lip, and continued: "Artists are prohibited from dating."
"Huh?" Lu Shijin had never been an artist before, so of course he didn't know there was such a rule. After thinking for a few seconds, he said angrily, "You are not allowed to fall in love? Why? Who can control feelings? When you meet someone you like How difficult is it? Are you going to miss it just because of this broken rule?"
Xu Yifan was stunned by this series of questioning like a cannonball.
Unexpectedly, Lu Shinian was the youngest and had a deep understanding of emotional matters, so Xu Yifan couldn't help but take another serious look at the youngest.
But a child of Lu Shijin's age is just at the beginning of love, so it's normal to have the idea that love is paramount.
"Brother Fan, what do you mean by telling me this?" Lu Shijin felt puzzled.
Xu Yifan lowered his head helplessly and pinched the center of his brows, "...forget it, you go take a shower."
Lu Shijin turned around and pursed his lips. This man is really interesting, half-speaking.
This time Lu Shijin remembered to bring his coat when he took a shower. He changed into his clothes after taking a shower and suddenly thought of a problem.
In the afternoon, did his four teammates also take a shower
He quickly logged into their live broadcast room with his mobile phone, and played back the live content.
Sure enough, He Xinyi, Li Xiao, Zhao Yue, and He Yang walked out without any shirts on after taking a shower, showing off their bodies to the camera.
Extremely coquettish.
Lu Shijin was not interested in the bodies of his teammates, he focused all his attention on the shoulders of these people.
Zooming in on the screenshots one by one, He Xinyi, Li Xiao, and Zhao Yue's shoulders are all smooth without any marks.
Except He Yang.
Lu Shijin maximized the screenshot of He Yang, and found that there was a patch of skin on He Yang's shoulder that seemed to be somewhat bumpy.
But the camera was too far away to see clearly, and Lu Shijin couldn't tell whether it was tooth marks or not.
Could it be that in this world, He Yang is his little prince
Lu Shijin recalled how he felt after being in contact with He Yang today.
Generally speaking, he is a straightforward boy with no intentions. He likes dancing and hip-hop. Besides, he seems to like eating.
But the truth is still uncertain, Lu Shijin intends to find another opportunity to verify whether the mark on He Yang's shoulder is the tooth mark he was looking for.
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Early the next morning, just after seven o'clock, the program team went upstairs to wake everyone up.
But each of these people was able to stay in bed better than the other. followPD called a room, and the people in the other room lay down again. The director was almost dumbfounded.
It wasn't until half an hour later that everyone was yawning, with a dazed expression on their faces, and lined up to come down from upstairs, except Xu Yifan.
Xu Yifan seemed to have the most perfect appearance no matter when he appeared in the camera.
Xu Yifan got up when followPD called for the first time.
After getting up, he took advantage of other people's time to stay in bed, went downstairs to wash and change clothes.
So when everyone else was facing the camera with a disheveled hair like a chicken coop and a pair of dark circles, only Xu Yifan was handsome.
Against the backdrop of other people, it perfectly interprets what it means to "stand out from the crowd".
Early in the morning, some fans squatted in the live broadcast room, and when they saw the idols leaving the country, they rushed to check in.
[I'm coming! Sure enough, my Fanfan is so perfect no matter when and where!]
[The kid surnamed He, can your hairstyle be more messy?]
[I think I almost fell asleep standing up today, are you so sleepy?]
[Is there any fun task today? looking forward to!]
Seeing that everyone was still sleepy, the director took the loudspeaker and yelled twice unexpectedly: "Wake up, wake up, it's almost eight o'clock, if you drag it on, you won't be able to complete the morning tasks."
"What task?" Zhao Yue covered his mouth and yawned and asked.
Director: "Planting rice seedlings, you can get a living fund of 100 yuan when you complete the task."
As soon as Zhao Yue heard it, her drowsiness disappeared immediately. She pointed to the six of them, and looked at the director in disbelief, "Director, are you too picky? There are six of us, and you just give 100 yuan? No matter how cheap the labor force is, it can't be this cheap." Fa, right? Six people and one hundred is about the same, don’t you think so?”
Everyone nodded and said yes, in the face of collective interests, they must be united and not give an inch.
The director was indifferent, "There is no room for bargaining. If it cannot be completed, the afternoon nap time will be cancelled."
He Yang laughed happily: "If you don't take a nap, you don't take a nap, anyway, you don't have the habit of taking a nap."
The director made a living plan, "Six hundred yuan is too much, how about it, if you complete the task, you can provide a free lunch."
Li Xiao pointed at Lu Shijin with a smile, and said, "Director, do you believe that our little Lu can make a free lunch if you provide it? This trick is useless to us. I think you should pay more. One hundred yuan is really too little, at least five hundred."
The director had experienced Lu Shijin's skills, rolled his eyes, and said solemnly: "The vegetables and tomatoes you picked in the vegetable field last night also cost money, and the money will be deducted from your living expenses."
Suddenly there was a howl in the camera.
"A dimeless director team!"
"Director, if you are so stingy, you will have no friends!"
"The director wants to be a man?"
Lu Shijin was the last sleeper last night, and he was always in a state of wandering spirits when he woke up in the morning. When his teammates were bargaining with the director team, he was completely free.
He Yang found out that Lu Shijin was deserting, and poked the youngest's face with his fingers, "Xiao Lu, why are you still dozing off? Wake up, if you don't wake up again, the director team will cut us so thin that only we are left with underwear."
"Underpants?" Lu Shijin was about to wake up, but when he heard the word "underpants", he was startled, "What underpants?!"
Everyone laughed at his stupid reaction, only Xu Yifan remained expressionless.
His gaze swept over Lu Shijin's face that had just been poked by He Yang's finger, he only frowned slightly, and quickly turned his face away.
In the end, under the hard work of the four of He Yang and the others, they reached a deal with the director team for 200 yuan to complete the task of transplanting rice seedlings.
Although it was only 100 yuan more than the director's initial asking price, 100 yuan was enough to go to the farmers' market to buy a lot of things, which can be regarded as a victory in the battle of wits and courage with the director's team.
After everyone took turns washing up, Lu Shijin's drowsiness almost disappeared.
He went to the kitchen to find a roll of noodles, and went outside to pluck some shallots, preparing to make a pot of noodles with scallion oil for everyone's breakfast.
Add a sufficient amount of oil to the pan. When the oil is hot, put in the green shallots and fry until the shallots turn black, and the shallot oil is ready.
During the frying process of the scallion oil, you can cook the noodles by the way. Boil them under hot water for three minutes. Remove the noodles and pass through the cold water. Then add the fried scallion oil and garnish with fresh green scallions. up!
[Why do you abuse me who didn't eat breakfast? Quickly cooked a bowl of instant noodles for myself and brought it to the screen to eat, imagining that what I ate was the scallion noodles made by Jinjin!]
[Suck and suck, saliva flows on the screen, I lick it]
[The sister who licked the screen, I suspect you are in ghs]
[Chinese little boss! Our youngest is only eighteen years old and his cooking skills are so good, whoever marries is blessed! [dog head]]
[I'm married, I'm married! No one can object to this marriage!]
As soon as the scallion oil noodles came to the table, everyone came here smelling the aroma.
He Xinyi just took a sip of happiness and his face overflowed, "It's so delicious, Xiao Lu, you are too good at cooking!"
Lu Shijin said modestly: "Create whatever you like, as long as everyone likes it."
"I like it! I like it so much!" Zhao Yue said while stuffing noodles into his mouth, "I'm ordering the second bowl, don't let anyone compete with me!"
Not to be outdone, Li Xiao praised Lu Shijin: "Xiao Lu, your scallion noodles taste better than restaurant chefs. I love you so much!"
He Yang made a fortune in a muffled voice, and quickly finished a bowl, then went to scoop up the noodles in the basin, and waited until the second bowl of noodles was ready, then wiped his mouth full of scallion oil, and said, "Xiao Lu, I too I love you to death!"
Lu Shijin didn't worry about the rainbow fart of other teammates, but when He Yang said he loved him, Lu Shijin couldn't help but glance at He Yang.
Could this greasy-mouthed person really be the one he was looking for
Xu Yifan adheres to the principle of not talking when eating or sleeping, and eating noodles gracefully. Few people can eat noodles so properly, like the handsome young man in ancient times.
Until he noticed that Lu Shijin was concentrating on watching He Yang eating noodles, with light and heat in his eyes, not like looking at his teammates.
"I'm done." Xu Yifan put down the bowl and chopsticks and announced in a deep voice.
Seeing that he didn't eat much, Lu Shijin said, "Brother Fan, you only eat this much? Planting rice seedlings is physical work, and you get hungry quickly. Do you want to eat more? I have made a lot of noodles, and it's enough."
"No," Xu Yifan pushed away the chair, stood up, and walked out, "I'll go to the paddy field first, and you guys eat slowly."
When Xu Yifan went out, everyone looked at me and I watched you blink.
Xu Yifan should belong to the kind of person who doesn't fit in with the group, right
Xiao Lu has to share a room with Xu Yifan these days, and it would be too miserable to be ignored by Xu Yifan.
Those of them who are older brothers eat the food cooked by the younger brother every day, so they can't just watch the younger brother feel sad!
"Xiao Lu, wait until the seedlings are planted in a team of two, have you decided who to form a team with?" Li Xiao asked empathetically.
He Xin also suddenly said: "Would you like to join my team?"
Lu Shijin froze for a moment, "Brother, aren't you with Brother Yue?"
Zhao Yue laughed and said: "Who said we must be together? It's just work, the same as everyone else."
"You say that now, I'm afraid that Xiao Lu really agrees, and you can't bear it anymore." Li Xiao joked, "Xiao Lu, do you want to come with me? You have worked hard in cooking these two days, and I will help you with all your work." You did it."
The teammates were so enthusiastic, Lu Shijin, who was the group favorite for the first time, felt a little embarrassed, "Don't be so polite..."
"That's all right, all right, don't fight with me, Xiao Lu, let's go together," He Yang said carelessly, putting his arms around Lu Shijin's shoulders, and winkingly said, "Let's go fishing together after planting rice seedlings, I still miss you yesterday The stewed fish cooked in brown sauce last night is so delicious!"
Lu Shijin's eyes lit up, he wished for it, he was worried that he would not have the chance to be alone with He Yang!
"Okay, then Brother Yang, I'll be with you! Brother Xiao, don't you mind?"
Li Xiao said with a smile: "How could it be, well, it's getting late, let's set off quickly, otherwise the task will not be completed in time."
When he arrived in the paddy field, Xu Yifan had already put on overshoes, and began to learn how to transplant rice seedlings under the guidance of fellow villagers.
"Brother Fan!" Li Xiao stepped on the paddy field with one foot deep and the other shallow, and walked slowly to Xu Yifan's side, "I'll be in the same team as you for transplanting rice seedlings, do you think it's okay?"
Li Xiao and He Yang have always been inseparable. Xu Yifan was a little surprised to hear that Li Xiao was going to be with him.
He straightened up, heard the voices of Lu Shijin and He Yang from the side, and glanced at them.
The two talked and laughed, and even played with mud in the paddy field. I don't know how happy they are.
"Childish." Xu Yifan turned around and snorted coldly, then bent down and continued planting rice seedlings.
Li Xiao: "..." Childish? Who is he talking about? Did he hear what I just said? Whether you like it or not, you can say it!
It's so embarrassing for others, you know that! I understand how Xiaolu feels when he is with Xu Yifan these two days TvT
He Yang was wearing a white T-shirt today, and Lu Shijin wanted to verify whether the scar on his shoulder was a tooth mark, so he played with He Yang with ulterior motives.
As a result, before He Yang's shoulders got wet, Li Xiao came over in a desperate manner.
"I think Brother Fan can do well without me alone."
Lu Shijin looked at the field contracted by Xu Yifan, and was dumbfounded.
Good guy, the rows of neat seedlings are almost filling the paddy fields!
In fact, transplanting rice seedlings is very simple as long as you master the tricks. Xu Yifan learned it after a while with fellow villagers.
I saw him bent over, holding the seedlings in his left hand, while walking backwards at a constant speed, and inserting the seedlings from his left hand into the soil with his right hand.
Every seedling stands in the paddy field vigorously, and the spacing is even, which is exactly the same as that planted by the fellow next door!
[Idol planting seedlings, online teaching, including teaching and meeting, will not teach again!]
[This is the legendary skilled worker, right?]
[Junior worker in front, stop! What good does it do you to laugh at me? 23333]
[My back is so handsome and charming even when I do farm work, there are still little sisters who have not invested in shares, look here!]
Comparing Xu Yifan's paddy field, and looking at the field they contracted, it has just begun, and the seedlings have been planted crookedly and wiltingly, looking like they are underdeveloped.
He Yang became anxious, "Hurry up, we have to work harder, he can do it faster than the three of us alone, it's too embarrassing!"
What else can Lu Shijin say? Of course you can only work.
However, during the process of transplanting rice seedlings together, Lu Shijin also paid attention to observation. Although He Yang and Li Xiao were always together at ordinary times, the relationship between them did not seem to be that kind of relationship.
He was a little relieved. If Pei Yin really fell in love with someone else in this world, he really didn't know what to do.
He doesn't bother to be a third party and meddle in other people's feelings.
However, if the scar on He Yang's shoulder is really a tooth mark, proving that He Yang is Pei Yin, will he really like He Yang
Lu Shijin was a little dazed again.
At least he doesn't have that kind of affection for He Yang now, and He Yang's character is completely different from Huo Lian and Pei Yin in the previous two worlds.
Lu Shijin really wasn't sure if he would like Huo Lian or Pei Yin who looked like this.
After a busy morning, the work of planting rice seedlings was finally finished. The six of them were so tired that their backs ached. They had planned to eat, but they didn't even have the strength to hold the chopsticks. They just wanted to lie on the bed and have a good rest.
So they planned to have something casual for lunch, and then go to the farmer's market to buy in the afternoon, and have a good meal in the evening.
I just came back from the paddy fields, my body was covered in mud, and I had to take a shower before going upstairs.
This time I'm not in the mood to compete for whoever comes first.
When Lu Shijin heard that he was going to take a bath again, how dare you! In this way, the mark on He Yang's shoulder can be seen clearly!
He quickly displayed Lei Feng's spirit and said that he would be the last one to wash.
He knew that He Yang was the fourth to wash, so he pretended to want to go to the bathroom, and squatted outside the bathroom early to wait.
Who would have thought that Xu Yifan was the one behind He Yang to wash, and not long after Lu Shijin stood at the door, Xu Yifan also came to line up.
Although Xu Yifan had no expression on his face, Lu Shijin somehow felt that the atmosphere was a bit cold.
He was planning to say something to Xu Yifan to avoid silence, but Xu Yifan didn't expect him to speak first.
"Did you forget what I said last night?"
Lu Shijin was once again confused by Xu Yifan's thoughtless words: "Huh?"
Xu Yifan's tone was extremely cold: "The company does not allow artists to fall in love."
Lu Shijin continued to be confused: "So?"
Seeing that Lu Shijin was still obsessed with obsession, Xu Yifan threw down the sentence "I'll do it for myself", and turned his head to ignore him.
Lu Shijin: "..." Brother, is your head squeezed by the door
Xu Yifan's uncertainty irritated Lu Shijin, if the tiger doesn't show his power, do you really think your father is Hellokitty
"Brother Fan! Look at me!" Lu Shijin suddenly said behind Xu Yifan.
Xu Yifan was really fooled, turned to look at him, and was caught by Lu Shijin who was holding a mobile phone.
Lu Shijin looked at the surprised expression of the man on the screen with satisfaction, and shook his phone flauntingly, "Yesterday you promised to let me take pictures, don't you forget?"
Xu Yifan didn't bother to argue with Lu Shijin about children's behavior, "It's up to you."
After a while, Lu Shijin eagerly waited until He Yang finished washing, opened the bathroom door and came out.
To his great disappointment, He Yang actually came out wearing a shirt
What about showing off your figure without wearing clothes? !
As soon as He Yang came out, he was startled when he saw two people standing at the door, "Hey, what are you doing?"
"Line in line to take a shower." Xu Yifan replied flatly.
"Brother Yang," Lu Shijin stared at He Yang's shoulder, and accidentally said what was in his heart, "Why are you wearing clothes?"
He Yang's black question mark face: "??? What should I wear if I don't wear clothes? No," he saw Lu Shijin's staring eyes, swallowed and hugged his shoulders, "Little Lu, why do you use this kind of clothes?" Looking at brother?"
The corners of Lu Shijin's eyes twitched, "It's nothing, I was just joking."
"Heh." Xu Yifan sneered beside him, and entered the bathroom as if he couldn't stand it anymore. The bathroom door was closed with a bang.
He Yang turned his head to look at the door, and asked Lu Shijin suspiciously: "What's wrong with him?"
Lu Shijin rolled his eyes at the door, and complained angrily: "Maybe it's the menstrual period, so leave him alone."
He Yang went upstairs, but he didn't see He Yang's shoulder again, Lu Shijin felt very sorry.
Waiting for Xu Yifan to take a bath, he could only play with his mobile phone boredly, and suddenly realized that he hadn't contacted Tao Qinghong for two days, and he didn't know how the little fat man lost weight.
After finding Tao Qinghong's WeChat, Lu Shijin went to his Moments first to check, only to find that Tao Qinghong's Moments only forwarded Xu Yifan's news except for food pictures.
The most recent Moments post was last night, a large pot of red butter hot pot, more than a dozen kinds of shabu-shabu, definitely more than 2,000 calories!
Is this still like someone trying to lose weight? !
Lu Shijin immediately sent Tao Qinghong a WeChat message.
Lu Shijin: [Tao Tao, have you started to lose weight today? What do you eat in the morning and at noon? Did you go to the gym to exercise?]
Tao Tao: [Brother Shijin! I saw your live stream! Wow! You are amazing! Can cook so many dishes! Why have you never cooked it for me? When you come back, make it for me, okay?]
Lu Shijin: […]
Eat, eat, eat! Just know how to eat! Who is fat if you are not fat!
Lu Shijin: [Let me ask you, have you started to lose weight today?]
Tao Tao: [No [to finger]]
Lu Shijin: [Didn't you promise me everything? ? ?]
Tao Tao: [I was planning to start losing weight this morning, but after seeing the scallion noodles you made, I couldn't help it, who told you to make such delicious [drool]]
Lu Shijin: [Blame me? ? ? Do you still want Xu Yifan's photo?]
Tao Tao: [Yes! want! Have it? Have it?]
Lu Shijin: [[Picture] Did you see it? I did what I promised you, what did you promise me?]
Tao Tao: [Disappointed, brother, you took Fanfan so ugly! Compared with the scallion oil noodles you made, the photos suddenly don’t look good [grievance]]
Lu Shijin: […]
Tao Tao: [It’s really painful to lose weight, the taste of being hungry is too uncomfortable [crying loudly]]
Want to curse!
Hold back!
Hold!
With the awareness of the little fat man, when will he be able to lose this one hundred and twenty catties of fat
Lu Shijin felt a tinge of despair, it seemed that if he wanted to force Tao Qinghong to lose weight, he had to make some serious preparations.
for example? A picture of Xu Yifan coming out of the bath? Xu Yifan's private room photo? Xu Yifan's sexy armpit hair
Just as Lu Shijin was thinking wildly, Xu Yifan came out of the shower.
Lu Shijin, who was immersed in lust, leaned his back against the wall subconsciously, and swallowed his Adam's apple guiltily.
However, Xu Yifan didn't look at him, he just walked past Lu Shijin straight ahead.
Finally it was Lu Shijin's turn to take a shower. He closed the door and was about to take off his clothes when he suddenly caught sight of the mouthwash cups of the six of them on the sink.
Xu Yifan's toothbrush is disposable, and he needs to change it once, so Lu Shijin knows Xu Yifan's toothbrush.
Lu Shijin accidentally took out Xu Yifan's toothbrush. Since it was disposable, Xu Yifan wouldn't care if he borrowed it to use it
You can use this to entice little fat people to lose weight.
Do you want to taste the toothbrush used by your idol
Want to kiss idol indirectly
Damn, why does it sound so wretched and perverted
Lu Shijin felt a chill, and goosebumps appeared on his arms.
Just when he felt that this was inappropriate and was about to throw his toothbrush, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the clothes basket where the dirty clothes were placed in the corner.
Other people's clothes were put into the washing machine after changing, only Xu Yifan washed his clothes by hand every day because of his obsession with cleanliness.
Lu Shijin saw a pair of pure black cotton men's underwear on the clothes basket.
It is also disposable, and there are obvious raised folds on the crotch, which shows that the owner of the panties has a proud and majestic style.
Lu Shijin swallowed, idol's original underwear...
Is this fucking exciting enough? Can you tempt the little fat man to lose weight? !
God, stop braining!
Lu Shijin, what are you thinking about? ! Is there any morals left? !
Lu Shijin raised his hand and slapped himself lightly, and cursed himself in a low voice, "Lu Shijin, be yourself!"
"What are you doing?"
Unexpectedly, Xu Yifan, who had already left, came back suddenly, and when he opened the door, he saw a shocking picture.
Holding his used toothbrush in one hand, Lu Shijin slapped himself on his underwear, muttering to himself to be a human being...
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