"Brother Fan... listen to my explanation... things are not what you think..."
Under Xu Yifan's death stare, Lu Shijin now only regrets that there are no cracks on the ground, and he has nowhere to hide.
Xu Yifan didn't speak, and closed the bathroom door behind his back.
"What do you think I'll think?" he asked coldly.
Lu Shijin quickly inserted Xu Yifan's disposable toothbrush back into the wash cup like a bomb, smirked twice, and said, "I'm just curious about the brand of the disposable toothbrush you use, and I want to change it too."
Xu Yifan glanced over the clothes basket, and then returned to Lu Shijin's face, "Then you stared at my underwear, also wanting to know what brand it is?"
Lu Shijin slapped his thigh, widened his eyes in surprise, and flattered him, "Brother Fan, you are so smart! Guess it right!"
Lu Shijin seemed to notice that the corners of Xu Yifan's mouth turned upwards indistinctly.
He thought he was dazzled, so he blinked, only to find that Xu Yifan still had the same frozen face.
"Then why did you slap yourself?" Xu Yifan asked, crossing his arms.
"There are mosquitoes," Lu Shijin said solemnly, "A mosquito bit my face just now. You know, there are many mosquitoes in the countryside."
Xu Yifan: "You are very good at making excuses for yourself."
Lu Shijin pretended not to understand: "Looking for an excuse? No, it's really like this."
Xu Yifan didn't bother to talk to him, walked past Lu Shijin, and took his toothbrush from the mouthwash cup.
He was going to throw the toothbrush into the trash can, but after hesitating for a while, he didn't throw it away. He went to get his underwear from the clothes basket, ignored Lu Shijin and opened the door directly to go out.
Only Lu Shijin was left staring at the mirror in the bathroom alone.
It took Lu Shijin a long time to recover, and said to himself in the mirror: "What is he? He thinks I will steal his toothbrush and underwear?"
"Actually, you did have this idea." 711 came out to help answer him, with gloating in his tone.
"But I quickly dismissed it!" Lu Shijin pointed to the mirror with an indescribable expression, "Did he regard me as some kind of pervert who stole underwear? He even took away the toothbrush and underwear? He thought I would ?!"
711 said with certainty: "Maybe."
Lu Shijin: "..."
With a painful cry from his throat, he turned on the faucet and poured water on his face vigorously.
"My famous name! No way!" Lu Shijin suddenly raised his head, looking at himself in the mirror with stern eyes, "Convenience store, I need an erase memory card, I want to erase Xu Yifan's memory just now! If he tells what happened today, my reputation will be completely ruined!"
711 disagreed: "I don't think so, Xu Yifan doesn't seem like someone who likes to gossip. Moreover, the purchase of memory erase cards is limited to two, it's too wasteful to use them on him."
Lu Shijin was just talking, and the matter was not so serious as to erase Xu Yifan's memory.
Lu Shijin sighed heavily, didn't he say that Xu Yifan could motivate Tao Qinghong to lose weight
But why did it not work for him to use Xu Yifan's photo to seduce Tao Qinghong
It seems that Xu Yifan and Tao Qinghong can only try to meet each other, maybe see the idol with their own eyes, and with the encouragement of the idol, Tao Qinghong can strengthen his determination to lose weight.
So... Even if Xu Yifan has regarded him as a pervert now, Lu Shijin can only bite the bullet and build a good relationship with Xu Yifan.
Lu Shijin felt aggrieved, seeing how life has forced this poor little boy into him.
Lu Shijin didn't go back to his and Xu Yifan's room after taking a shower. It would be embarrassing to think about it if the two of them were alone in the same room after what happened just now.
Lu Shijin ran to He Yang and Li Xiao's room, squeezed into the same bed with He Yang and had a rest in the morning.
After resting until 2:30 in the afternoon, followPD came up and woke up.
It takes more than an hour to go to the farmer's market from where they live, and the farmer's market will be closed if they don't leave.
In the afternoon, in addition to going to the farmer’s market to buy ingredients, I also have another task, which is to visit the lonely old people in the village and give them warmth.
The six people discussed it and decided to divide it into two groups, one group went to the market, and the other group went to visit the elderly.
Lu Shijin knows how to cook, so he has to go to buy ingredients. He Yang, a foodie, immediately expressed that he also wanted to go to the farmer's market, so the remaining four people had to go to one more.
"I'm going to the market too." Xu Yifan suddenly stated, and said succinctly, "The living expenses are here."
Everyone thought about it, it cost money to go to the market, and it seemed that there was nothing wrong with going to the market, so they all agreed.
After deciding on the grouping, the six soldiers divided into two groups and began to complete the task separately.
The program group is sponsored by a car brand, and it is a car that can only seat five people.
Except for Lu Shijin, Xu Yifan, and He Yang, they had to accompany the director and cameraman in the car, so they had to drive the car by themselves.
Lu Shijin can drive, but he has not yet obtained a driver's license with his current status, so Xu Yifan drives, he takes the co-driver, and He Yang sits behind.
He Yang looks like a cold boy who doesn't talk much, but he is actually a chatterbox after getting to know him well.
He never stopped talking along the way, and he and Lu Shijin had a lively chat.
Lu Shijin was sitting in the front co-pilot, although he was wearing a seat belt, but for the convenience of talking to He Yang, he turned his whole body sideways and faced the back.
Xu Yifan did not participate in the conversation between the two of them from the beginning to the end, and concentrated on playing the role of a driver.
The car was driving well, but suddenly it seemed that the tire had hit a bump, and the body bumped a bit.
Lu Shijin was jolted, and quickly turned around and leaned back to stabilize his body.
"Sit down." Xu Yifan turned the steering wheel expressionlessly, "This road is not easy to drive."
Lu Shijin glanced out of the window, it was obviously a smooth concrete road, so what's the problem
More than half an hour later, the car arrived at the farmer's market.
He Yang followed the bird out of the cage as soon as he got out of the car, and rushed into the market impatiently, not even wanting the camera.
Xu Yifan and Lu Shijin walked slowly behind, strolling while walking.
"Have you decided what to buy?" Xu Yifan asked lightly.
Lu Shijin walked in along the stall, looked left and right, "I have vegetables at home, let's buy some meat and go home."
Xu Yifan glanced at the butcher stall and asked, "What about the budget?"
Lu Shijin thought for a while, "For six people to eat, buy two catties of pork ribs, you can make pork rib soup or sweet and sour pork ribs, buy two catties of meat, you can make braised pork or chop stuffing to make dumplings, and buy two big crucian carp to go home, it's best Buy some more shrimps, you can make deep-fried shrimps, by the way, you also need fruits, you can’t live without fruits for a week, right? Just buy some apples and oranges.”
"Ribs are thirty-five catties, two catties are seventy, meat is twenty-five catties, two catties are fifty," Xu Yifan turned into a humanoid calculator, and calculated the accounts one by one, "Two crucian carp twenty-five catties, shrimp one catty Thirty, a total of one hundred and seventeen, not counting the money for buying fruits, the total living expenses is four hundred, half of which you spend on a meal."
Lu Shijin: "..."
If you are not in charge of the house, you don't know how expensive firewood is, and he doesn't think that so much money is spent because of how many things he bought? !
Xu Yifan, who is in charge of the economy, made a conclusion: "You can only buy two kinds of fish, shrimp and meat, and just one kind of fruit."
Lu Shijin pondered for a while, "Meat must be bought, and the rest... then buy fish, and for fruit, just buy apples."
"Don't buy any shrimp?" Xu Yifan asked.
"Well," Lu Shijin nodded, "Brother Yang likes to eat braised fish, I promised to make it for him."
Xu Yifan said lightly: "I think deep-fried shrimp is also good."
Lu Shijin looked at him in surprise, what does Big Bingshan mean that he wants fried fried shrimp
The reaction speed of the fans was much faster than that of Lu Shijin.
[Fanfan, if you want to eat, just tell Jinjin, don't be so arrogant!]
[Yes! He means it! He wants to eat your shrimp! But he was embarrassed to say it!]
[Captain Gao Leng competes for favor online, braised fish VS deep-fried shrimp!]
[I vote for fried shrimp~]
[I think braised fish is fine!]
Lu Shijin came to his senses and thought, this is a good opportunity to get closer to Xu Yifan, and immediately changed his words: "Yes, I suddenly feel that deep-fried shrimp is better than braised fish, so let's buy shrimp!"
Xu Yifan's expression was slightly relaxed, as if he was very satisfied.
He Yang didn't know where to go shopping, Lu Shijin and Xu Yifan bought all the ingredients that should be bought, and He Yang came back to look for them.
"Have you bought everything?" He Yang stared curiously at the bags in Xu Yifan and Lu Shijin's hands.
"Buy it." Lu Shijin said, "You can go back."
He Yang was gearing up, "Did you buy the fish?"
Lu Shijin shook his head.
He Yang: "Didn't buy it? Why? On the way here, we agreed to cook braised fish at night."
Lu Shijin didn't answer, he secretly glanced at Xu Yifan and winked at He Yang.
He Yang didn't understand Lu Shijin's eyes, and asked straightforwardly: "Have you got sand in your eyes? Why do you keep blinking?"
Lu Shijin resisted the urge to cover his face, buddy, can you be more slow
He Yang continued to insist: "Why don't you buy fish? I want to eat."
"I refused to buy it," Xu Yifan said abruptly, "I have already bought a lot of things, and I have exceeded my budget."
He Yang: "..."
The captain spoke up. Of course, he couldn't clamor for fish anymore, so he could only swallow his bitter tears.
The baby just wants to eat a piece of braised fish, but I can't be satisfied, I am too difficult QAQ
"Did you buy that fruit?" He Yang asked weakly, considering Xu Yifan's expression.
Lu Shijin hurriedly held up the apple in his hand to show him, "I bought it, I have an apple."
He Yang curled his lips in disgust: "... only apples?"
Lu Shijin smiled helplessly: "Then what else do you want to eat?"
He Yang put his arm around Lu Shijin's shoulder and turned him back, pointed to the market and said, "There is a fruit stand over there, the fruit inside is sweet and fresh, let's go and have a look?"
Lu Shijin thought that He Yang had already been disappointed by not buying the fish, and he couldn't let him go back with a full stomach, right
So he looked at Xu Yifan pleadingly, "Brother Fan, there is still time anyway, why don't you go and have a look?"
This time Xu Yifan didn't object, and nodded his head in agreement.
He Yang immediately pulled Lu Shijin towards the fruit stand, and only whispered to Lu Shijin mysteriously when he was far away from Xu Yifan.
"The grapes at that fruit stand are very sweet. Xiao Lu, you can tell Brother Fan later that you want to eat grapes. You are the youngest. Maybe Brother Fan will agree for your sake."
Lu Shijin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and pointed at himself, "Me? Acting like a baby? But I can't."
"What's so difficult about acting like a baby? I'll teach you," He Yang brewed his emotions, frowning and trying to put on a pitiful look, "Brother Fan, if someone wants to eat grapes, can you buy them for them?"
Lu Shijin: "..." Is this heartless child really his little prince? If it is true, can it be exchanged
He Yang also felt a little disgusted, he chuckled, "It seems that the drama is a bit too much, I have never acted like a baby with others."
"How much is a catty of grapes?" Lu Shijin asked, if it's not expensive, it's okay to buy some.
He Yang said, "Fifty-one catties."
"What?!" Lu Shijin raised the volume, "How much?!"
"Keep your voice down!" He Yang glanced back nervously, afraid that Xu Yifan would hear it, he smacked his lips as if recalling the taste of grapes, and said longingly, "That grape is imported, that's why it's so expensive, but it's true. It's delicious! It's sweet and full of moisture, and there are no seeds!"
Lu Shijin shook his head, "Impossible, fifty-one catties is more expensive than ribs, Brother Fan will definitely not agree."
He Yang hugged Lu Shijin tightly, and said persistently: "You try it, just say you want to eat it, and see how Brother Fan reacts, okay? If he refuses, then it's fine, but if he agrees Woolen cloth?"
Lu Shijin thought about Xu Yifan's attitude towards him, couldn't help but chuckled, and said dejectedly, "It's only a ghost if he agrees."
Walking to the fruit stand, the proprietress was very happy to see He Yang who had gone back and forth, and said hello in Mandarin with a strong local accent: "The handsome guy is here again, do you want to buy some grapes and go back to eat?"
He Yang: "Miss Boss, we don't have much money with us, can grapes be cheaper?"
The proprietress: "Fifty is already the lowest, it's imported, and it costs us 45 miles to get the goods!"
He Yang caught a glimpse of Xu Yifan approaching the fruit stand, and immediately asked the proprietress: "My brother hasn't tasted it yet, can you give him a taste?"
The proprietress was very generous, and directly picked two grape plugs and gave them to Lu Shijin, "Yes, here, I'll give you a handsome guy. Sweets are included, and you don't need money if you don't have sweets."
He Yang leaned into Lu Shijin's ear, "Little Lu, Brother Fan is here, it's time for you to perform!"
Lu Shijin, who had never been spoiled before, could only bite the bullet.
He bit into a grape and tasted it. It turned out to be really sweet, with a floral fragrance, not greasy at all, no wonder it was so expensive.
"Brother Fan! Grapes!" Lu Shijin was eager to make peace with Xu Yifan, and stuffed the remaining grapes into Xu Yifan's mouth without thinking about it. "It's so sweet! Try it!"
Xu Yifan was unprepared, and was stuffed upright by Lu Shijin, his eyes blinked, and cracks appeared on his usually calm expression.
He Yang looked at Lu Shijin until his eyeballs dropped, and looked at Lu Shijin and shook his head sympathetically, my God Xiao Lu, what did you do
Xu Yifan has serious cleanliness, you actually gave him unwashed grapes? !
It's over, let's not talk about grapes this time, I can't even eat the grape skins!
Xiao Lu, may God bless you!
Lu Shijin didn't realize there was any problem, and asked Xu Yifan with a smile: "How is it? Is it delicious? Is it sweet?"
Xu Yifan looked down at Lu Shijin's heartless smiling face, with grapes in his mouth, he neither vomited nor ate, his expression was stiff for a while.
Lu Shijin finally realized something, his eyes turned from round to round, and he swallowed in horror, "That... Brother Fan! Damn it! I forgot that you have a cleanliness! I'm sorry! Please spit it out!"
Lu Shijin directly stretched out his palm to Xu Yifan's mouth, nodded up and down to signal Xu Yifan to spit the grapes into his palm.
Xu Yifan: "..."
After a while, Xu Yifan frowned, as if he had made up his mind, and finally bit off the grape.
Unexpectedly, neither sour nor astringent, a fresh sweetness spreads from the tip of the tongue, every taste bud is soaked in the grape juice, the sweetness is perfect, the taste is perfect!
Seeing that Xu Yifan finished eating the grape without even spitting out the grape skin, Lu Shijin was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped.
[Hahahahaha what kind of emoticon does the youngest have, I took a screenshot and made it into an emoticon pack to make me laugh for a year!]
[Brother Fan, look at you, you scared the child so much that your expression changed! Hahaha, you should spit in his hand!]
[How delicious are these grapes? Fanfan doesn't even spit out the grape skins?]
[The grapes fed by my brother are not sweet! Hee hee hee, I still want to see my brother and feed him one~]
"Okay, do you want to eat?" Lu Shijin asked uncertainly.
Xu Yifan said "hmm" and commented: "Not bad."
When He Yang heard that there was something interesting, he interrupted and asked, "Then buy it?"
Xu Yifan looked at Lu Shijin, "Want to eat?"
He Yang secretly tugged on the clothes that Lu Shi was carrying, Lu Shijin nodded repeatedly, "Think!"
Xu Yifan asked the proprietress: "How much is a catty of grapes?"
The proprietress happily said, "Forty-eight!"
Xu Yifan: "..." Can he say he regrets it
He Yang tugged on Lu Jinjin's clothes again, motioning him to continue.
Lu Shijin opened his eyes even wider, so that Xu Yifan could see his full of longing, and begged in a low voice: "Brother Fan, just buy a catty, and go back and give everyone a try, okay?"
When the fans saw Lu Shijin's small eyes, their hearts almost softened, and the maternal love on the barrage increased greatly.
[purchase! If my brother doesn’t buy it, my sister will buy it for you!]
[Look at the little aggrieved eyes, Fanfan, do you have the heart not to buy it for your brother?]
[Send the address of the program group! Order now to send 100 catties of grapes!]
[No matter how hard it is, don't suffer the child! We are still babies today, so we just want to eat grapes, how difficult is it to be spicy?]
"Well, buy it." Xu Yifan turned his eyes away, with a subtle expression on his face, as if he was dodging something.
Seeing that Xu Yifan was finally willing to take out his wallet, Lu Shijin turned his head and winked at He Yang, and secretly made a "V" with his hands underneath.
There are really not many grapes in a catty, but for Lu Shijin and the others, they are already a luxury.
On the way back, Lu Shijin hugged the hard-won grapes, and he and He Yang proudly hummed the song all the way in the car.
But after they went back and settled the accounts, their faces turned dark.
He only went out once, and half of the total four hundred living expenses was spent!
It's only the second day, and there are still five days to eat, so you can't live on two hundred for five days, right? !
If you want to make money, you have to work hard. When you think of the stinginess of the show crew, everyone's face is broken. How much work they have to do to make money back!
However, the troubles of young people come and go quickly, and soon, the pessimism of the big guys is cured by the food.
Lu Shijin is still the head chef, and the others are not idle either. Those who boil the water boil the water, those who wash the dishes wash the dishes, and those who wash the vegetables wash the vegetables.
Two hours later, a series of delicious dishes were brought out of the kitchen.
Fatty but not greasy braised pork, winter melon pork ribs soup, deep-fried prawns, scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fried shredded potatoes with green peppers, dry-stir-fried beans, and a plate of plump and crystal-clear grapes.
It's just some home-cooked food, but everyone eats it very deliciously.
After all, the most precious thing is what you get through hard work.
Fans seem to especially like to watch the cooking and eating sessions. When this happens, the number of people in the live broadcast room soars.
Lu Shijin's performance in the past two days was obvious to all, so the youngest Lu Shijin was discussed the most on the barrage.
Their brokerage company saw Lu Shijin's potential, and immediately bought a hot search for Lu Shijin, and of course they didn't forget to bring Xu Yifan, who they had been planning to praise for a long time.
#Lu Shijin feeds Xu Yifan to eat grapes#
#Lu Shijin Cooking Art#
#Lu Shijin Takes Photos of Xu Yifan#
As the popularity of hot searches rose, many viewers who had never followed this variety show entered the live broadcast room, and the barrage became more and more lively.
[I read the hot search and heard that there is sugar here, so I came here because of the name]
[Weibo army comes to check in]
[Is this live broadcast room magical? Once in, you can't get out! New fans announced to enter the pit!]
[What are they eating? Isn't it a star reality show? I actually look hungry?]
[Grape! I see grapes! My brother feeds my brother again!]
Lu Shijin's Weibo fans skyrocketed by hundreds of thousands overnight, of course he didn't know or care about this.
Lu Shijin, with the mentality of a veteran cadre, didn't even want to be an idol at all, he just wanted to finish the task quickly and then enter the next world.
Because after these two days of getting along with each other, Lu Shijin discovered that He Yang's type didn't seem to be his favorite dish.
So he didn't bother to verify whether the scar on He Yang's shoulder was a tooth mark.
But he underestimated how fat a fat man could get.
When it was time to rest at night, Lu Shijin lay down on the bed after taking a shower, and the voice of 711 rang out: "I have some unfortunate news for you, Tao Qinghong's weight is almost approaching 260."
Lu Shijin: "What?! Didn't he pay back two hundred and five yesterday? How did he lose weight? The more he loses, the heavier he gets?"
711 truthfully reported Tao Qinghong's recipe today: "He ate a big bowl of noodles and a steamed steamed bun this morning, a Big Mac burger, a bag of French fries, a pair of hot wings, two egg tarts, A large glass of Coke, and the barbecue for dinner, I ate a plate of pork belly alone."
Lu Shijin: "..." Is this losing weight? This is clearly raising pigs!
Lu Shijin was so angry that his liver hurt, he immediately touched his phone and sent Tao Qinghong a WeChat message.
Lu Shijin: [Tao Qinghong! Come out for me!]
Tao Tao: [Brother Shijin! You are finally free to chat with me! I am so happy! [Love][Love][Love]]
Lu Shijin: [Stop talking nonsense, are you serious about losing weight? Do you still want Xu Yifan's photo? !]
Tao Tao: [I don’t think so much anymore [show teeth]]
Lu Shijin: [? ? ?]
Tao Tao: [I declare that I have climbed the wall!]
Lu Shijin asked 711: "Convenience store, what does climbing the wall mean?"
711: "It's a term used in the fan circle, which refers to falling in love with one's own idol and at the same time falling in love with another idol."
Lu Shijin had a headache: "Damn, is this little fat man so philandering? He said yesterday that he only likes Xu Yifan, but today it changed?!"
Lu Shijin: [Whose wall did you climb?]
Tao Tao: [You [shy][shy][shy]]
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Jinjin: I wanted to be a salted fish, but I didn’t expect to become a national brother_(:з」∠)_