Lu Shijin hadn't recalled the meaning of Tao Qinghong's words for a long time.
Tao Qinghong saw that Lu Shijin didn't reply any more messages, thinking that Lu Shijin was busy with filming, so he obediently didn't send any more messages to disturb Lu Shijin.
After a while, Lu Shijin figured it out, and he understood the main point of Tao Qinghong's words.
Ignore the previous words that Lu Shijin half understood, "I don't want to eat", this sentence is the most important!
The little fat man can lose weight if he doesn't want to eat. Only after losing weight can Xu Yifan like him, and Lu Shijin can complete the task!
So as long as the little fat man can't eat, he will be half successful!
What did the little fat man just say that made him not want to eat
Lu Shijin hurriedly studied the message Tao Qinghong sent him again.
It was because I saw the scene of him and Xu Yifan...
Lu Shi was at a loss.
Although he was a reporter in his previous life, he was a social reporter, and he had nothing to do with the entertainment industry, and he had never pursued celebrities or paid attention to fandom culture.
So it was very difficult for him to understand Tao Qinghong's thoughts.
Doesn't Tao Qinghong like Xu Yifan
Let's not say that he didn't want to share any sugar with Xu Yifan at all, but if he likes someone, shouldn't he want to monopolize that person
How could it be sweet to see that person sprinkling sugar with others
"Host, I think so, the top priority right now is to make Tao Qinghong lose weight, right?" 711 enthusiastically offered an idea.
Lu Shijin: "Of course I know, why do you need to say it?"
711: "Since he said eating candy from you and Xu Yifan can make him forget to eat, why don't you try?"
Lu Shijin: "Try what?"
711: "Fry CP with Xu Yifan."
Lu Shijin: "...do you think it's possible?"
711: "How is that impossible? Host, you have to have confidence in yourself! You've only been here for a few days, and you're about to become the younger brother of the nation, which shows that you are infinitely charming! And I think Xu Yifan treats you differently, so go find him Tell me, what if he agrees?"
Lu Shijin sneered: "Of course it's not that I don't have confidence in myself, but that I don't want to."
711: "Why?"
Lu Shijin: "It's too embarrassing to fire a CP with someone you don't like, and He Yang might be Pei Yin, I'm sorry for him if I flirt with other men in front of him?"
"I didn't expect you to be so dedicated." 711 muttered in a low voice.
Lu Shijin: "What did you say?"
711: "It's nothing, I just want to say that the speculation of CP is only for business needs, you should treat it as an act, and it's not to make you really like Xu Yifan."
Lu Shijin: "That's not okay, he may not like me, and I also don't like him, both hate each other."
711: "What about the mission?"
Lu Shijin: "There must be other ways. I figured it out. It must be because I have done too much in the past two days, so the little fat man will 'transfer love', so I will keep a low profile for the next period of time." Come on, when the heat on my body subsides, the little fat man may not be interested in me anymore."
Lu Shijin reckoned that it would be almost time for the square dance over there, so he turned back.
It was almost noon, and the task of pulling carrots was almost completed.
According to the final statistics, the six people pulled out more than 300 radishes in total, and each radish cost 40 cents. After working hard all morning, they earned 120 yuan.
After pulling out the radishes, we went back, and it was lunch time.
Everyone feels that it is not easy to make money through labor, so they dare not spend money recklessly.
Lu Shijin briefly scrambled eggs and fried rice for everyone, and made two home-cooked vegetarian dishes to fool the lunch.
There was a break at noon, and everyone took a shower and went upstairs to rest.
At two o'clock in the afternoon, Lu Shijin was woken up by the alarm from his mobile phone, opened his eyes, yawned and sat up, turned around to see that Xu Yifan's bed was empty.
He turned off the alarm on his mobile phone, and found a few wechat messages to remind him, he clicked on it, and it was Tao Qinghong who sent him the message.
Tao Qinghong: [Brother Shijin, you and Fanfan already have a CP talk! It's called "Yilu has you", and Chaohua's following fans have exceeded 100,000!]
Tao Qinghong: [Weibo link [#伊LU有你# Come eat sugar with me! ]]
Tao Qinghong: [I spent a whole afternoon editing a video for you and Fanfan, and it has tens of thousands of views just after it was posted!]
Tao Qinghong: [[Picture] Brother! I successfully joined your and Fanfan's CP fan group, they all praised me for editing the video well, and invited me to be their core member!]
Tao Qinghong: [Brother, look at the [picture] [picture] fans are praising you, you will explode!]
Tao Qinghong: [Brother, are you resting? I won’t bother you if you’re resting, I’m going to get something to eat, I’ve been doing it all afternoon, I haven’t eaten yet, I’m starving to death [poor pathetic]]
Lu Shijin slid down to read a series of news, and blinked twice.
Yo, it's really rare.
There is one thing that is more important to the little fat man than eating, which makes him sleepless and sleepless.
If this matter hadn't been for him and Xu Yifan to cut the CP video, Lu Shijin would probably cry with joy.
Lu Shijin hesitated for a moment, and clicked on the Weibo link Tao Qinghong sent him with an inquiring mind.
The video editing is a bit rough, and the picture is a bit rote. It can be seen that Tao Qinghong is still a novice.
But in the hearts of CP fans, the one who can produce food is the big guy, not to mention that Lu Shijin and Xu Yifan's CP was formed in the past two days, and there is even less food to eat, so that the rough editing skills of the little fat man can be ignored. tout.
Most of the materials used for editing in the video are the scenes of him and Xu Yifan appearing together in the live broadcast in the past few days.
Because before going on the show, except for their debut in a talent show, the two had very little interaction.
Moreover, Lu Shijin and Xu Yifan were not in the same group at that time, so there was even less interaction.
There are very few materials, so the video is short, but the number of comments and retweets is over a thousand, which is more popular than a Weibo post by a big V with millions of fans.
Many of the comments are new CP fans after watching the show, and they spoke very enthusiastically.
However, many Lu Shijin seem to understand.
"pldd, plgg, what do you mean?"
711 turns into a rice circle abbreviation translator: "Beautiful brother, beautiful brother."
Lu Shijin: "...myss?"
711: "The prosperity of beauty."
Lu Shijin: "ptjj?"
711: "The name of you and Xu Yifan's CP fans, 'Sister Grape'."
Lu Shijin: "...why sister Putao???"
711: "Because you fed Xu Yifan grapes."
Lu Shijin was convinced: "... What's wrong with these people? Can't you press two more keys to type Chinese? Is the keyboard hot?"
711: "nsdd, but the fandom culture is like this."
Lu Shijin watched the whole process with a blank expression on his face, no waves in his heart, and even wanted to complain, what match between him and Xu Yifan? not at all.
"Does it look good?"
A cold voice suddenly sounded behind him, and when Lu Shijin turned his head and saw Xu Yifan himself, he was so frightened that he almost threw his phone out.
"Fan, Brother Fan!" Lu Shijin patted his heart in shock, "Can you stop popping up from behind me all of a sudden? People will scare people to death!"
Xu Yifan didn't change his face, "I didn't want to scare you, but you were too engrossed in watching, and didn't notice that I entered the room."
"Oh," Lu Shijin held the phone behind his back with a guilty conscience, pretending nothing happened, "What, should the director tell us to go downstairs and gather?"
"Don't worry, the director said that you can rest until three o'clock today." Xu Yifan sat on his bed and turned on his tablet to surf the Internet.
Just when Lu Shijin thought that Xu Yifan didn't realize what he was looking at just now, and the world was at peace, Xu Yifan suddenly spoke.
"Send me the video link."
"Ah?" Lu Shijin's eyes widened, pretending not to understand, "What video? What link?"
Xu Yifan raised his eyes from the tablet, and stared at him with a half-smile, "The one you were looking at just now."
Lu Shijin's Adam's apple rolled, "Oh, you said that, I just clicked on it on Weibo, and I forgot which one it was."
Xu Yifan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Really? It's just our CP video?"
Lu Shijin: "..." Fuck, so he saw it! Then pretend to be serious!
"Don't say the video link was also sent by a friend of yours." Xu Yifan said leisurely again.
"... How do you know? Really!" Lu Shijin just raised his four fingers and swore to the sky, "Not only did he send me the link, but he also cut the video! You said these people are boring every day? Don’t worry, Brother Fan, I will ask him to delete the video right away! It will definitely not cause trouble to you!”
"Ah."
Lu Shijin stopped defending himself. Although he didn't see it, he seemed to hear Xu Yifan snicker
He is laughing at me? He doesn't believe me? But every word I said was true!
Lu Shijin immediately opened his WeChat, jumped off the bed and handed the phone to Xu Yifan, "If you don't believe me, take a look, it was really sent to me by a friend!"
"Don't look at it," Xu Yifan changed his posture, leaning his back against the wall, resting one arm behind his head, and looked at Lu Shijin leisurely, "If you want to fry CP with me, I don't mind."
"I don't want to..." As soon as Lu Shijin said four words, he found Xu Yifan's eyes narrowed slightly, seeming displeased, so he quickly changed his words, "No, it's not that I don't want to..."
Damn, how does this make him explain? You can’t even think about it, and you can’t say you don’t want to!
Xu Yifan is the most popular among the six, and he said that he doesn't mind firing CP. If Lu Shijin refuses, he just doesn't know what to do.
It is also very likely that Xu Yifan will be offended and the relationship between the two will be frozen...
"I don't think it's necessary," Lu Shijin came up with an ingenious and euphemistic way of thinking in a hurry, "Brother Fan, you are already very popular, and you don't need to stir up CP to increase your popularity! And I just debuted, I'm afraid I will drag you down .”
Xu Yifan: "Do you want to be popular?"
"Thought..." Lu Shijin paused, and added a word uncertainly, "Right?"
"If you want to be popular, you shouldn't reject all opportunities that can make you popular," Xu Yifan said lightly, "The competition in this circle is so cruel, it is far beyond your imagination, and if you don't have topicality, it's tantamount to slow death. "
"You can think about it slowly when you have time." After Xu Yifan finished the last sentence, he put the earphones in his ears, focused his eyes on the tablet, and watched the movie.
Lu Shijin was a little flattered. This is the most Xu Yifan talked to him in the past few days, right
He also offered to form a CP with him. If it was someone else, I'm afraid it's just a piece of cake from the sky, and it's too late to agree.
But Lu Shijin has a salty fish mentality. Anyway, I will leave after completing the task, and I will not always be an idol. I don’t care if I am popular or not.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, everyone gathered on the second floor.
The director said in the morning that there would be a mysterious guest in the evening, and the guest made several requests, which need to be fulfilled by the six members.
"The first guest ordered a dish, and he wanted Kung Pao Chicken."
Someone heard something strange, "The first one? Is there more than one person here?"
The director continued: "The second guest ordered braised fish."
When He Yang heard his favorite braised fish, he happily said "yeah".
Director: "The third guest wants to dance with one of the six of you. Who is this person? Let's talk about it when he comes."
The others waited for a while after the director finished speaking about the request of the third guest, and He Xin also asked, "Just three people?"
Director: "Just the three of you. They will arrive at about six o'clock in the evening. You have less than three hours to prepare dinner."
Not thinking about preparing dinner, except for Lu Shijin and Xu Yifan, everyone else was enthusiastically guessing who the three people would be.
He Yang: "Director, are the three guests male and female, or all male, or all female?"
Director: "This is a secret."
Zhao Yue: "I can see from the director's meaningful smile that it must not be three strong men."
He Yang rubbed his hands excitedly: "So there are girls coming over? That's great!"
Lu Shijin couldn't help but look sideways at He Yang, why was He Yang so happy that Mao had a girl here
Dancing and dancing, as happy as a baboon in heat, brat, have you never seen a woman? !
Lu Shijin's face immediately darkened.
Could it be that He Yang is straight? It's just a different world, even the sexual orientation has changed
Damn, if He Yang was really the person he was looking for, Lu Shijin felt that he might be disappointed.
He silently planned in his heart, he must find an opportunity to confirm as soon as possible whether the tooth marks on He Yang's shoulder are right!
Lu Shijin's face was lost in He Yang's direction, but he didn't know that his every move was being watched by Xu Yifan who was standing next to him.
Xu Yifan had no emotion on his face, but now it was even colder.
With six people plus three guests, nine people can almost sit at a round table.
So today's dinner task is very difficult, no one else can cook, the burden is on Lu Shijin alone.
Lu Shijin estimated the ingredients in the kitchen and drew up the menu.
Since it was entertaining guests, of course it couldn't be too shabby, so Lu Shijin ordered seven dishes and one soup.
Braised fish, kung pao chicken, sweet and sour pork ribs, cola chicken wings, ground three delicacies, fried pork, garlic lettuce, tomato and egg soup.
With the exception of leftover ribs from last night, the chicken, fish and pork will have to go to the farmers market.
Lu Shijin had to stay to prepare other ingredients, so he couldn't go. The task of buying vegetables was handed over to He Yang, who had been to the market once, and Li Xiao offered to go with him.
Lu Shijin wrote down the ingredients he needed to buy on the note, and asked He Yang to compare them and buy them.
After He Yang and Li Xiao set off, Lu Shijin went to pick vegetables in the vegetable field, and suddenly it rained lightly outside. The cameraman didn't have time to take protective measures for the camera, so he didn't go to the field to follow Lu Shijin.
It was just a drizzle, and Lu Shijin thought about picking vegetables so he wouldn't get wet, so he didn't wear a raincoat.
But just as he bent down to pull out a lettuce, he suddenly couldn't feel the rain falling on his face.
Looking up, at some point, a big black umbrella was placed on his head, protecting him from the wind and rain.
Down the umbrella handle is the owner of the umbrella with a pair of bony hands, very beautiful.
Going up the arm, Lu Shijin saw an indifferent but extremely handsome face.
"Brother Fan?" Lu Shijin was stunned for a moment, "Why are you here? There's mud here, don't you think it's dirty?"
"Why don't you hold an umbrella when it's raining?" Xu Yifan asked without answering.
Lu Shijin straightened up and smiled, "I'm here to pick vegetables, how can I hold an umbrella if I don't have enough hands?"
Xu Yifan: "I'll fight for you."
Lu Shijin: "..." What's with the warmth in my heart
Lu Shijin's face was slightly hot, he lowered his head and continued to pick vegetables, "Then thank you, Brother Fan."
Xu Yifan: "No thanks. I have one more thing to remind you."
Lu Shijin looked up at him: "What?"
Xu Yifan glanced at him coldly with downcast eyes, then looked elsewhere.
"He Yang doesn't like men, so you get rid of any thoughts you shouldn't have."
Lu Shijin had a question mark face: "???" I felt offended.
"I told you that the company does not allow artists to fall in love." Xu Yifan said coldly, "Emotions in the team are not allowed."
Lu Shijin couldn't help straightening up again, and smiled helplessly: "No, how did you see that I had unreasonable thoughts about He Yang?"
Xu Yifan: "Look with your eyes."
Lu Shijin: "...you misunderstood."
Xu Yifan sneered: "Nothing is the best." Obviously he didn't believe it.
Just now Lu Shijin was a little moved that Xu Yifan came to hold an umbrella for him, but now the emotion is gone, not only that, but also a feeling of anger that his mind has been seen through.
"So you warned me again and again, just because you were afraid that what would happen to me and He Yang?" Lu Shijin hooked his lips provocatively, "I have a question, why do you think I like men? As far as I know, only gays are naturally sensitive to the same kind , so Brother Fan, you are also gay, right?"
Xu Yifan: "Whether it has nothing to do with you."
"It has nothing to do with me?" Lu Shijin smiled, "It has nothing to do with me and you still propose that I be fired as CP with you? Xu Da Aidou, you are not afraid that I will be too involved in the drama, and have any thoughts about you that I shouldn't have?"
Xu Yifan casually turned the umbrella in his hand, "Don't be afraid, because I abide by the company's regulations and won't fall in love, and this will make it easier for me to supervise you."
Lu Shijin slandered: Young man, don't say something too early.
"When an idol falls in love, it's self-destructive." Xu Yifan said calmly, "It's been hard for all the members to make their debut until today. We can't ruin the whole group because of one person."
Lu Shijin interrupted him with a sneer: "Thank you for your concern, but I'm sorry, you really think too much, I don't want to fall in love, not before, not now, and never in the future."
Xu Yifan frowned slightly, but disappeared in an instant, "It's the best."
Lu Shijin was too lazy to talk nonsense with Xu Yifan, and continued to pick vegetables.
Pulling out a lettuce, he deliberately shook it in his hand, and Xu Yifan's pants were splashed with a lot of mud in an instant.
Lu Shijin pretended to be careless, and apologized insincerely: "Oh, I'm sorry for staining your pants."
Xu Yifan couldn't tell that he did it on purpose, the corners of his mouth were pursed, and he held back his attack.
Little did he know that the two of them were in the field, the scene of one bending over to pick vegetables, and the other helping to open an umbrella behind him was captured by the cameraman in the distance.
The audience in the live broadcast room didn't know that the two had an unpleasant fight in the field, they all thought it was sugar, and the barrage was full of screaming chickens.
[My brother really dotes on my younger brother! Give me an umbrella in the rain and cry sweetly!]
[The picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it, it is true that Yilu has you! ! !]
[Ah, sweet, sweet, sweet!]
[I don't care, I declare that I got the real CP! Civil Affairs Bureau, I moved here for you, please get married where you are!]
[The hardworking little daughter-in-law and the husband who holds the umbrella for the little daughter-in-law 233333]
"Okay, it's all over, let's go back."
When Lu Shijin finished picking the vegetables, Xu Yifan's pants were splashed with mud, and it was difficult for Xu Yifan, who has a serious cleanliness habit, to bear it for so long.
Of course, Xu Yifan's face was not looking good either. Hearing Lu Shijin say that he could go, he put the umbrella in Lu Shijin's hand, turned his head and left, as if he didn't want to stay here for a second.
"Wait." Lu Shijin called him to stop.
Xu Yifan stopped and didn't turn around.
"Didn't you say you want to fire CP?" Lu Shijin chuckled, "I agree."
Only then did Xu Yifan turn his head and look at him suspiciously.
The corners of Lu Shijin's mouth curled up in disbelief, "Brother Fan is only thinking of me, if I'm afraid that I'll go astray, I can't be ungrateful, no?"
Xu Yifan frowned, feeling that Lu Shijin was smiling maliciously.
Lu Shijin raised his index finger and shook his eyebrows, "Don't regret it."
In this way, the two reached an agreement to bind and fry CP.
On the way back, Xu Yifan was holding an umbrella, and Lu Shijin was close to his shoulders. The two seemed inseparable and very intimate.
There was talking and laughing along the way, of course, most of it was Lu Shijin chattering, Xu Yifan's expression didn't change, and he occasionally responded through his nose.
[Looking at the affectionate look of this young couple, I can't help showing my aunt a smile, hehehehehehe]
[Good match! Good match! The corners of my mouth never let go!]
[This live broadcast room is really a source of joy for my day, I'm staying here!]
[warn! warn! Viewers entering this live broadcast room please bring your own insulin!]
The two walked in the field for a while, Xu Yifan, who was obsessed with cleanliness, took his clothes and went into the bathroom as soon as he returned, but Lu Shijin was caught in the rain and his clothes were a little wet, so he also went upstairs to change.
After changing his clothes, Lu Shijin took the time to look at his phone, it was full of unread WeChat messages, sent by Tao Qinghong.
Tao Qinghong: [Brother Shijin! A person as cold as Fanfan will actually hold an umbrella for you!]
Tao Qinghong: [Wooooooooow, I'm so envious, Fanfan's gentleness only belongs to you~~~]
Tao Qinghong: [I have material to edit the video hahaha, because I edited the video of the two of you, my Weibo followers skyrocketed today!]
Tao Qinghong: [Brother, tell me, have you formed a CP with Fanfan? [Excited]]
Lu Shijin: [Tell you if you lose weight?]
Tao Qinghong: [Minus! must be reduced! If the two of you are CP, I am determined to lose 50 catties!]
Lu Shijin: [Then you can start losing weight now.]
Tao Qinghong: [! ! ! That's the last question! Do I have a chance to get real?]
Lu Shijin: [:)]
real? You are thinking about peach.
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You guys are so sweet to each other :)