Lu Shijin temporarily rented a place and arranged it like a medical clinic, just waiting for the big fish to take the bait.
The next day, Shen Shao arrived at the place where he had agreed to meet Jun Yu, and saw Jun Yu in a white coat.
Jun Yu's face was cold and serious, and he inserted his hands into the bag. He was already strong and had a convincing charm.
Looking at it this way, let alone, it really looks like that.
In this era, there are fewer and fewer people who study Chinese medicine, and Chinese medicine is almost lost, so although Shen Shao is proficient in medical theory, his understanding of this aspect is also very limited.
I only know that Chinese medicine is based on the theory of yin and yang and five behaviors. The general treatment methods include traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture, massage and other means.
In short, it sounds like there is no scientific basis, and it is mysterious and mysterious, but it cannot be denied that Chinese medicine was also an important medical discipline before major breakthroughs in medical technology began to take off.
According to what Lu Shijin taught him, Jun Yu uttered some obscure and specious terms of Chinese medicine. Judging from Shen Shao's expression, he knew that he was in a fog and couldn't understand at all.
"Master Yu, do you think my illness can be cured by traditional Chinese medicine?" Shen Shao lost his patience, interrupted Jun Yu who was reciting his lines, and asked bluntly.
Jun Yu pretended to mutter deeply, "Whether it can be cured or not, we have to wait and see. You stretch out your hand, and I will feel your pulse."
Shen Shao stretched out his hand suspiciously, Jun Yu stretched out two fingers to press on Shen Shao's pulse, closed his eyes with his head sideways, frowning and relaxing his brows sometimes, with an unpredictable expression.
And Lu Shijin saw the two people's every move clearly through the monitor. He deeply felt that with Jun Yu's acting skills, if he put a beard on his chin, he would be an old Chinese doctor.
This tasker is also a playwright.
"Well, I almost know the cause of your disease." Jun Yu withdrew his hand and said, "The meridian is affected by evil into the viscera, the blood vessels are blocked, the qi and blood are abnormal, and the dampness is inborn. Do you dream and sweat a lot at night, and often have hands and feet? Feeling cold and tired?"
When Shen Shao heard that Jun Yu had hit every point, his skeptical expression just now suddenly became awe-inspiring.
"Yes, you are really amazing, you just said everything right about the pulse."
Jun Yu smiled lightly, and said in a calm manner: "Praise, it's just basic skills, not worth mentioning."
Jun Yu's modesty made Shen Shao feel good about him, and he trusted Jun Yu's ability again.
He asked nervously, "Master Yu, do you think there is any hope for my illness to be cured?"
"Your disease can't be cured all at once. It has to be adjusted slowly. In addition to traditional Chinese medicine, acupuncture and moxibustion should be supplemented to help you dredge the meridians." Jun Yu pointed to the side, "Well, there is a bed over there. You take off your clothes and lie down first, then I will give you acupuncture once, if you feel it is effective, we will designate the next diagnosis and treatment plan, what do you think?"
Shen Shao also wanted to try whether Chinese medicine was so miraculous. Anyway, it would not be a disadvantage to let Master Yu try it once.
Shen Shao nodded: "Okay, just listen to Master."
"Drink a glass of water first." Shen Shao was about to undress and lie on the bed when Jun Yu suddenly came over with a glass of water. Shen Shao didn't understand, "Why do you need to drink water?"
"During acupuncture, you may sweat, drink some water first to rehydrate." Jun Yu explained solemnly.
Shen Shao didn't doubt that he was there, took the water glass and drank it down in one gulp, not noticing the coldness that flashed in Jun Yu's eyes.
"You lie down and rest for a while, I'll ask the assistant to prepare the acupuncture tools." Jun Yu left the room after finishing speaking.
Shen Shao lay on his stomach and waited for a while, suddenly felt his eyelids a little heavy, a burst of drowsiness surged up, and he fell asleep unknowingly.
Lu Shijin, who had been monitoring the movement in the consultation room, confirmed that Shen Shao had really fallen asleep, and re-entered the room with Jun Yu.
Jun Yu is not a master of traditional Chinese medicine, and of course he doesn't know acupuncture, so he can only faint Shen Shao first, and when he wakes up, tell him that he has finished acupuncture.
"Just like this, Shen Shao can't be fooled. He has become a good doctor after a long illness, and he knows more about medical skills than us." Lu Shijin rubbed his chin and looked at Shen Shao who had fallen asleep, "He has to see some effect before he can treat us. Believe it or not."
Jun Yu said "hmm" in agreement, "What can you do?"
Lu Shijin frowned, and tapped his forehead twice with his fingers, suddenly a flash of light flashed in his mind, and his face turned to Jun Yu.
"Can't your mermaid blood cure his disease? How about feeding him some of your blood? Anyway, we only need to convince him that Chinese medicine is effective in curing his disease, and we don't really want to cure him."
Jun Yu pondered for a while, although the method Lu Shijin said was not very reliable, but at present, there is indeed no better way.
Jun Yu nodded in agreement, "Yes, then try it first."
Lu Shijin didn't talk nonsense, took a measuring cup, pulled out a silver needle and handed it to Jun Yu, motioning him to prick his finger and squeeze out some blood.
Jun Yu took the silver needle and pointed the tip of the needle at his finger. The tip of the silver needle trembled, but it failed to penetrate into the flesh after all.
Lu Shijin frowned, and asked Jun Yu in disbelief: "Isn't it, you are the majestic mermaid king afraid of pain?"
Jun Yu's face darkened, "How could I be afraid of pain, you don't know how precious mermaid blood is, I feel distressed."
Lu Shijin: "..."
If this continues, Shen Shao will almost wake up.
Since Jun Yu couldn't do anything to him, Lu Shijin took the silver needle from him decisively, and then firmly grasped Jun Yu's finger with one hand, and plunged the needle neatly, accompanied by Jun Yu's "groaning" ", the blood beads came out.
Strange, mermaid blood is actually silver.
Jun Yu frowned tightly, as if he was enduring some great pain.
Lu Shijin gloated and said, "Come on, don't pretend, it's why a wound as big as the tip of a needle can hurt you like this?"
Jun Yu glanced at him coldly, "Mermaids live in the deep sea, and their senses are dozens or even a hundred times more sensitive than humans."
Lu Shijin paused when he squeezed the blood, so the pain should have been magnified, it turned out to be really painful.
Seeing that the blood was squeezed out to a less than half a cup, Lu Shijin stopped squeezing the blood, took a tissue to gently wipe off the blood on Jun Yu's fingertips, raised his hand to his mouth and blew.
"I'm sorry, I didn't know that you mermaids have a keen sense of pain. Let me blow it up for you. It doesn't hurt any more." Lu Shijin yelled for Jun Yu seriously, but Jun Yu yelled as quickly as if he had been burned. Withdrawing his hand, he snorted coldly and turned his face away, "Childish."
Lu Shijin rolled his eyes at the back of Jun Yu's head, hey, a dog biting Lu Dongbin, he didn't know a good heart.
Lu Shijin fed the small half cup of precious mermaid blood to Shen Shao and drank it. After calculating the time, Shen Shao would wake up, so he left the consultation room.
About a quarter of an hour later, Shen Shao woke up slowly, and found that he was wearing a piece of clothing on his back, and Jun Yu was packing acupuncture equipment beside him.
"What's wrong with me?" Shen Shao shook his head, a little confused.
Jun Yu said gently: "Have you often felt tired recently? I just added some medicine to calm your nerves in your water, and you fell asleep unexpectedly."
Shen Shao slowly got up from the bed, moved his upper body, and found that there was no pain from needle pricks.
"Then when do we start acupuncture?"
"It's over." Jun Yu put his hands in his pockets, and said in a concerned tone, "What are you doing quickly?"
"It's over?" Shen Shao was taken aback, he didn't feel anything, so it's over
Jun Yu smiled and explained: "The needles I use are very thin, and there will only be a slight pain when the needle goes in. When the needle is pulled out, you won't feel any pain."
"Really? Master Yu is really skilled in medicine." Shen Shao put on his clothes slowly, with a perfunctory smile on his face, obviously not believing what Jun Yu said.
He is not a fool, he can deceive people with just a few words.
No matter how tired he was, he couldn't lie down and fall asleep in a while. He said it was acupuncture, but he didn't feel anything on his back, so he was obviously playing tricks.
Shen Shao thought about it in his heart, and decided that Jun Yu was a liar, but he didn't immediately show it on his face, exposing Jun Yu's deceit.
Jun Yu could see that Shen Shao had doubts about him, and his face was still calm, "This time, after the treatment, you go back and observe yourself for two days, and if you feel better, come to me again, and we can discuss a diagnosis and treatment plan. "
Shen Shao buttoned the last button, shook hands with Jun Yu, and said calmly: "Okay, thank you for your trouble, if you can cure me, I will definitely reward you with a lot of money in the future."
After Shen Shao left, Lu Shijin returned to the consultation room.
"How? Did he believe it?" Lu Shijin asked with concern.
Jun Yu took off his white coat and changed back into his own clothes, "How low do you think his IQ must be to believe such a flawed deception?"
Lu Shijin shook his finger, "Let me tell you, sometimes the simpler the trick, the easier it is to be fooled. It doesn't matter if we don't know acupuncture, and it doesn't matter if you are not a master of traditional Chinese medicine, as long as your blood is effective in curing Shen Shao's disease." , our plan was successful."
"I hope so." Jun Yu shrugged his shoulders without hope, changed his clothes and opened the door to go out.
Lu Shijin followed behind him, and asked casually, "Where are you going?"
Jun Yu replied coldly: "It has nothing to do with you."
Lu Shijin suddenly remembered that the mermaid was in estrus recently, and speculated that Jun Yu was probably going back to the sea to find the female mermaid.
Lu Shijin suddenly felt a little sympathetic to Jun Yu. While going back to the sea to find a partner, he also came to the shore to find his younger brother. It's really not easy being a mermaid king.
After leaving the consultation room, Lu Shijin went home directly, guessing that Shen Shao would be home by now, so he called him.
"How is it? Have you read the information about the Chinese medicine master I introduced to you?" Lu Shijin asked intentionally.
Shen Shao's face looked a little stinky: "No, he's just a charlatan, whoever believes in him is an idiot."
Lu Shijin was secretly happy. It seemed that Student Shen felt that he had been cheated and was upset.
Lu Shijin raised his eyebrows, "Okay, since you don't believe me, then I can't help it. I'll pay attention to see if there are other famous doctors."
Shen Shao was noncommittal, and the two chatted for a few more words before hanging up the phone.
After a busy day, Lu Shijin was tired and sleepy, so he went back to his room to sleep without taking time to eat.
When he woke up, it was almost nine o'clock in the evening.
His stomach was already empty, so Lu Shijin went downstairs to find something to eat. Before he reached the kitchen, he heard a loud sound from the direction of the swimming pool, which seemed to be the sound of a heavy object falling into the water.
Lu Shijin followed the sound to check the situation, and saw Jun Yu in the form of a mermaid lying on his back and floating on the water from a long distance away, motionless.
"What's wrong with you?" Lu Shijin approached the shore without knowing why, and called Jun Yu's name twice, but Jun Yu still didn't respond at all.
"Hey! Hey! What's the matter with you? Damn, don't be scary!"
Jun Yu was floating in the middle of the swimming pool. Lu Shijin couldn't see the specific situation. He was worried that something had happened, so he didn't take off his clothes, so he jumped into the pool and swam towards Jun Yu.
"Damn it, the mermaid won't be drowned, right? Comrade Xiao Yu, wake up!" Lu Shijin patted Jun Yu's face, and found that the temperature on Jun Yu's face was frighteningly hot, and he was flushing abnormally. Immediately, his eyes moved down his body, and he found that the scale he accidentally touched that day turned up again!
Lu Shijin:! ! !
Lu Shijin hurriedly swam back, keeping a certain distance from Jun Yu, for fear that Jun Yu would suddenly open his eyes and rush towards him in a wild manner.
Lu Shijin tentatively splashed water on Jun Yu, "Hey, hey, wake up, why don't you find the female mermaid when you're in heat, why don't you come back? If you don't wake up, I won't care about you!"
Jun Yu didn't respond, Lu Shijin didn't know what to do for a moment, he was afraid that Jun Yu would really drown, and he couldn't really leave him alone, so he had the courage to drag the fish ashore first.
The mermaid's tail is very heavy, and it took Lu Shijin a lot of effort to drag Jun Yu up, and he almost fell down from exhaustion.
"Convenience store, check what happened to this dead fish?"
711 searched for information about the estrus period of the mermaid, and guessed: "It seems that it is because the estrus period cannot be relieved, and it is suppressed like this."
"What?" Lu Shijin's black question mark face, "You mean, he was fainted by himself? Wait, wait, didn't he go to the female mermaid when he was in heat?"
711: "I don't know if they have been looking for me, but depending on the situation, it is true. Mermaids only have one estrous period a year, which also means that during their estrous period, their needs are stronger than at other times. If If they are not satisfied at this time, they will be very uncomfortable, ranging from depression to death."
Lu Shijin looked at Jun Yu who was lying on the ground with complicated eyes. The normally mighty Mermaid King now has his eyes closed and his chest heaving violently, looking extremely helpless.
"Nice! That's great! Just let this dead fish suffocate! I don't have to be angry with him!" Lu Shijin suddenly figured it out, stood up and clapped his hands, feeling extremely happy, "Let you A dead fish stuffed a little mermaid in my stomach, the retribution is coming hahahaha! I don’t bother to care about him, what the heck!”
711: "But..."
Lu Shijin was impatient: "But what is it?"
711: "But if he's dead, how can you get the eggs out of your belly?"
Lu Shijin's happy smile gradually froze on his face, turning into pain, "That's right, damn it, he can't die now!"
Lu Shijin squatted down again and shook Jun Yu's body vigorously, "If you want to die, take out the eggs in my stomach before you die! Don't drag me down!"
Jun Yu was shaken by Lu Shijin so that he seemed to be a little conscious, and caught off guard Lu Shijin's arm, dragged him down, and rolled over under him.
"Fuck! What are you doing!" Lu Shijin was overwhelmed by the sudden change, thinking that Jun Yu had woken up, but Jun Yu still closed his eyes, and just instinctively rubbed his tail against Lu Shijin's body.
Lu Shijin struggled to resist, but the mermaid's strength was much stronger than that of humans. The more Lu Shijin resisted, the more excited Jun Yu seemed to be, and the more he dawdled, until Lu Shijin felt that the scales seemed to be completely opened, and there was a terrible The thing touched his thigh, and his scalp felt numb, and he didn't dare to move.
Lu Shijin: "The convenience store save me!"
711: "Why don't you try to relieve him?"
Lu Shijin refused: "I'm not a mermaid, how can I help him relieve it?!"
711 laughed twice: "You forgot, besides mermaids, women are also fine."
Lu Shijin: "Then I'm not a woman either!"
711: "Men and women are similar."
Lu Shijin's pupils trembled: "... You have learned badly about the convenience store, you are no longer the pure convenience store before!"
711 is confident: "The one who is close to vermilion is red and the one who is close to ink is black, have you heard of it?"
Lu Shijin wants to cry but has no tears, no desire to speak.
There was no way, he was being suppressed by Jun Yu, the strength of a dead mermaid was stronger than that of a cow, Lu Shijin couldn't escape even if he wanted to.
And it seemed that Jun Yu didn't want to let him go at all, the whole tail was pressed on Lu Shijin's leg, making it difficult for him to move.
Damn it! If you want to keep your innocence, you must make a sacrifice!
Lu Shijin closed his eyes and gritted his teeth. He reached down and touched an open scale. When he touched something under the scale, Lu Shijin gasped. Is it so scary
Lu Shijin closed his eyes, and chatted with 711 while moving his hands to divert his attention.
"Convenience store, you said that the dead fish are in estrus, why don't you go find the female mermaid, and have to endure it until it explodes?"
711: "Maybe you didn't find anything you like?"
Lu Shijin sneered: "It's really picky, I'm afraid it's true that no one likes him."
711: "But I think he looks pretty good."
"I mean temper!" Lu Shijin said angrily, "narcissistic, arrogant, irritable, paranoid!"
711: "I think it might be like this. Since he is a tasker, he must have a soul. Is it because he can't bear to have sex with a mermaid, so he has been enduring it?"
Lu Shijin thought for a while, and felt that 711's guess was reasonable, "This possibility is not ruled out, but he doesn't want to have sex with mermaids, so I am willing? Haven't you learned from Confucius that you don't want to be treated unto others??? "
711 sighed, and said sympathetically: "Host, bear with it, who said that the opponent is stronger than the two of us? Since you can't resist, why don't you learn to enjoy it?"
"I enjoy you#%&...Damn, how long will it take for him to heal, I have tried all kinds of tricks, no matter how bad he is, my hand will almost break!"
Lu Shijin was cursing, and was about to open his eyes to see what was going on, when suddenly an enlarged face approached, and the mermaid's cold lips suddenly stuck to Lu Shijin's mouth.
Lu Shijin: 0.0! ! !
Caught off guard by a forced kiss, Lu Shijin's hand reflexively grasped it tightly, and then he heard a satisfied moan from the mermaid's throat...
After being pressed by the relieved mermaid for a while, Lu Shijin gradually came to his senses, and angrily pushed away the mermaid lying on him.
"Did you wake up a long time ago?!" Lu Shijin rubbed his sore wrist, and was so angry, "Is it intentional? Despicable and shameless!"
Jun Yuyou opened his eyes, sat up from the ground, swung his big tail, and the scale that was opened just now had returned to its original position.
His face didn't change, his heart didn't beat, and his tone was very casual: "I didn't wake up before, but I woke up later."
Lu Shijin has never seen such a brazen person, ah bah, you fish!
How dare you pretend to be dizzy and let others "squeeze" him? Also forced to kiss!
Lu Shijin was so angry that the muscles on his face were trembling, but because he still had a dick in his stomach, he couldn't tear himself apart with Jun Yu, so he could only hold back the pain in his stomach!
Ahhhh I'm so mad! One day I will chop this fish! Braised fish! steamed fish! Boiled fish! Sauerkraut fish!
Lu Shijin walked to the pool angrily, dipped his hands into the water to wash back and forth, and glared at Jun Yu with murderous eyes.
"Don't look at me like that," Jun Yu raised his thin eyelids with satisfaction, and said calmly, "I did pass out just now, so thank you for helping me."
Lu Shijin smiled but didn't smile: "Hehe, it turns out that this is how you mermaids repay their saviors. It's an eye-opener for me."
"You helped me, and I will repay you." Jun Yu looked at Lu Shijin.
Lu Shijin thought of the pearls Jun Yu once gave to the two elders who showed him the way, and his back felt a little chilly.
"You, you, you!" Lu Shijin hugged his stomach, his facial expression almost distorted, "Don't you want to give me another pearl?!"
"No." Jun Yu smiled slightly, lowered his head and pulled out a white scale from his tail, then the tail changed into legs, and walked towards Lu Shijin.
Jun Yu directly transformed from a mermaid form into a human body. He just came out of the swimming pool, so of course he had no clothes on.
Lu Shijin didn't want to look at it on purpose, he just glanced at it casually, and Jun Yu was still in human form.
He comforted himself in his heart, forget it, it doesn't make much difference whether it's a human or a fish, just treat it as a mutual masturbation with someone else.
Jun Yu handed the scales that he pulled out of his body to Lu Shijin, and said in a generous tone, "Here."
"What is this?" Lu Shijin didn't answer, even if it's not a pearl, what's a piece of fish scale
"Thank you." Jun Yu said.
The corners of Lu Shijin's eyes twitched, and he took the fish scale and held it up in front of his eyes to look at it twice. Although it looked pretty, it was useless.
"You take this as a thank you gift? What can I use it for? For money or cooking?"
Jun Yu's face darkened, and he sneered, "Superficial and ignorant, do you know what it means to send someone's own fish scales in the mermaid kingdom?"
Lu Shijin didn't understand and asked, "What?"
Jun Yu frowned and observed Lu Shijin's appearance, he seemed to really not know, not pretending.
Jun Yu said lightly: "Forget it, since I gave it to you, you can keep it well, and you will know what it means in the future."
Lu Shijin snorted to express his disdain, "Cut, playing tricks, if you give it, I'll take it? Take it back, I don't mind."
"No, don't, if you give it away, there is no reason to take it back." Jun Yu turned his head unnaturally, the lines of his side face were a little tense, and his tone was not cold and threatening, "If you dare not or throw it away, I will Just stimulate the development of the embryo in your stomach, and you can weigh it yourself."