"Oh my dear, this is not a place for you to sleep!" A shrill, unmasculine voice rang in Lu Shijin's ears, chattering endlessly, "My lord, it's cold here, don't you if you catch a cold?" Alright, the slave will help you up, shall we go back to the mansion?"
Lu Shijin slowly opened his eyes, feeling that his back was a bit shady, propped up with his hands, and looked down, it turned out that he was sleeping on a big stone slab.
Looking around again, it seems that the place where he is is a garden, surrounded by lush flowers and plants, surrounded by rockery, and towering pavilions.
It is night now, and the lights are dimly lit in the distance, and the buildings are vaguely recognizable in ancient style.
Looking at the speaker, he was wearing an ancient court costume, a high hat, and a white face without beard. Although he was a man, he was full of femininity. He looked like an eunuch.
Lu Shijin immediately understood that this time he had traveled to the ancient world.
711 went online at the right time, transmitting all the plot lines of this world into Lu Shijin's brain.
This is a heroine palace drama that flaunts women's inspiration. The heroine's name is Liu Zhenhuan. This crime angered Long Yan, Liu's family was raided, all adult males in the family were exiled, and women and children were not slaves of officials.
Once Liu Zhenhuan changed from a daughter of a thousand gold to the lowest servant in the palace, she was bullied by others in the palace.
This is nothing, Liu Zhenhuan has a younger brother named Liu Chengsi, who has just turned eight years old and is the only incense in the Liu family.
As we all know, when a man enters the palace as a slave, he must be cleansed, so Liu Chengsi will be tortured at a young age, and he will never be able to hold his head up again.
Liu Zhenhuan's mother died young, and she brought up her youngest brother. Before Liu Zhenhuan's grandfather and father went into exile, they urged Liu Zhenhuan to protect Liu Chengsi. My brother's life was ruined.
Liu Zhenhuan has no power or power in her hands, and she can't save people by herself, but she is quite pretty, has read poetry and books, and is very talented. In order to keep her younger brother, she decided to take risks and sacrifice her looks to seduce powerful people. people, take her out of the sea of suffering.
In the important place of the harem, few foreign ministers come in and out, and the only men you can usually see are eunuchs.
Liu Zhenhuan couldn't find any other candidates, so he could only target the chief eunuch.
The head eunuch is called Lin Yongnian, but he is only in his twenties. Although he is an eunuch, he is tall and beautiful.
Many maids in the palace admired the handsome Lin Yongnian, but it was a pity that Lin Yongnian was an eunuch, so he was not humane. Even if they loved Lin Yongnian's appearance, they could not sacrifice the happiness of the rest of their lives to live with him.
Lin Yongnian was able to sit in the position of chief eunuch at a young age because the previous chief eunuch was his godfather. Lin Yongnian's godfather had served three emperors in three dynasties. Xindi recommended his godson to take the position.
The new emperor thought of Lin Yongnian's godfather's meritorious service in the palace all these years, and gave him this face, so Lin Yongnian was able to sit in the position of chief steward that all the slaves in the harem were jealous of.
There is no need to elaborate on the subsequent plot, the audience can guess it. In short, Liu Zhenhuan, who has the halo of the heroine, used a little tricks to attract Lin Yongnian's attention. Lin Yongnian not only helped save Liu Chengsi, but also He also took good care of Liu Zhenhuan.
With Lin Yongnian's care, Liu Zhenhuan's life in the palace has become much easier.
Just when Liu Zhenhuan was about to accept his fate and felt that since there was no hope of leaving the palace for the rest of his life, the emperor met Liu Zhenhuan and was moved by Liu Zhenhuan's "truth, goodness and beauty", and fell in love with her at first sight, regardless of the Queen Mother Against the objections of the ministers, he insisted on bringing Liu Zhenhuan, the daughter of a prisoner, into the harem.
The imperial decree cannot be disobeyed, otherwise it will not only confiscate the family, but also destroy the family. Even if Liu Zhenhuan can't let Lin Yongnian go, he can only obey the emperor's will and become a concubine.
In the beginning, Liu Zhenhuan was just a little talented girl who lived at the end of the four concubines and six concubines, but the emperor was very fond of Liu Zhenhuan, and within a year she was promoted to a fifth-rank talent, and later she became pregnant with the emperor's first concubine. A child, Emperor Longyan Dayue, canonized Liu Zhenhuan as the third-rank Jieyu.
The emperor had many concubines, so he was naturally dissatisfied with Liu Zhenhuan, who had been exposed to the emperor's rain and dew, and jointly planned to make Liu Zhenhuan lose his first child.
After Liu Zhenhuan lost her child, she spread rumors that Liu Zhenhuan was the daughter of a prisoner and was an ominous person, so she couldn't keep the dragon descendants. The queen mother strictly ordered the emperor not to favor Liu Zhenhuan any more.
The emperor was filial to his mother, and the queen mother personally issued a decree, so he couldn't disobey the queen mother's order, so he could only temporarily ignore Liu Zhenhuan to appease the queen mother.
Losing the favor of the emperor, and her natal family was defeated and unable to support Liu Zhenhuan, Liu Zhenhuan lost all support, and even a court lady could bully her.
At this time, Lin Yongnian appeared next to Liu Zhenhuan again, driving away the people who saw her jokes for Liu Zhenhuan, and became Liu Zhenhuan's umbrella again.
Lin Yongnian's careful care moved Liu Zhenhuan very much. The two rekindled their old relationship in the cold palace, and they couldn't help themselves and did something beyond the rules behind the emperor's back.
The result surprised Liu Zhenhuan, Lin Yongnian was actually a fake eunuch!
Lin Yongnian and Liu Zhenhuan revealed his real life experience. It turned out that he was born to a court lady who was spoiled by the first emperor after drinking.
But at that time, the queen's natal family was powerful, the queen was jealous, and she treated her favored concubine cruelly, and everyone in the harem was in danger. Although Lin Yongnian's mother was favored, she didn't dare to speak out, fearing that she would be killed by the queen.
As a result, no one would have thought that Lin Yongnian's mother was pregnant with a dragon fetus in just one night, and she was in constant fear.
Fortunately, the chief eunuch at that time was from the same hometown as Lin Yongnian's mother, and the two were related from generation to generation, so Lin Yongnian's mother turned to him for help.
The head manager sympathized with Lin Yongnian's mother's difficulties, and secretly kept their mother and son without telling the queen, but Lin Yongnian's mother died of dystocia, leaving Lin Yongnian alone in the world.
The chief manager secretly sent Lin Yongnian, who was still in his infancy, out of the palace and handed him over to his friends to be raised. When Lin Yongnian was eight years old, he was brought by his side to raise him personally, and he only called him his godson to the outside world.
Later, the old emperor passed away, causing a coup, the crown prince was killed, and the empress’s natal family fell. The regent helped an unfavored prince who grew up in the cold palace to become the puppet emperor. The chief executive also knew too many secrets in the palace. Forced by the regent to return home.
The head steward guessed that the regent could not really let him go back to his hometown, and would definitely kill him on the way. He knew that his fate was not long, so he told him about Lin Yongnian's life experience before leaving the palace.
They are both heirs of the emperor, but one is honored as the Ninth Five-Year King, and the other can only be a servant who serves others forever.
Lin Yongnian, who learned of his life experience, was naturally unwilling to go on like this for the rest of his life, but except for the dead Chief Steward, no one in the world knew his life experience, and his name was destined not to be included in the royal genealogy.
Lin Yongnian has made up his mind that even if he cannot recognize his ancestors in this life, he will still be a minister of power under one person and above ten thousand!
Lin Yongnian told Liu Zhenhuan all his secrets, and Liu Zhenhuan, who was completely disappointed in the emperor, also understood one thing, relying on her natal family, relying on her husband, and relying on children is not as safe as relying on herself. In the harem, if you want to avoid being bullied and control your own destiny, you must sit in the seat of the lord of the harem!
The two people who have suffered a lot in their hearts embrace each other to keep warm. They decide to support each other and be the masters of the former court and the harem!
After a few private meetings, Liu Zhenhuan got married in the dark and had Lin Yongnian's flesh and blood. Under Lin Yongnian's ingenious arrangement, the emperor met Liu Zhenhuan, whom he had not seen for a long time, in the imperial garden. Liu Zhenhuan was more beautiful and slim than before. She is charming and charming, and successfully seduces the soul of the emperor.
The emperor favored Liu Zhenhuan again. One month later, Liu Zhenhuan was diagnosed to be pregnant again, and the emperor was overjoyed.
This time, even the queen mother's edict didn't work, the emperor directly made Liu Zhenhuan the concubine Shu, and after giving birth to the prince, she was promoted to be a concubine.
And Lu Shijin's role is the brother-in-law of the current emperor Li Chong.
The current queen mother was not favored when she was a concubine, because she was hated by the previous queen for giving birth to a prince, and was designed by the previous queen to be thrown into the cold palace.
Li Chong grew up in the cold palace, he was a prince, but he lived a life worse than ordinary people who lacked food and clothing.
There is a loyal nurse beside the Queen Mother, who has always been by their mother and child's side.
The nanny has a grandson, Lu Shijin, both of Lu Shijin's parents died of accidents, so Lu Shijin has been with his grandmother and grew up with Li Chong.
One winter, the weather was extremely cold, and without charcoal fire, I was afraid that they would freeze to death, but those servants in the Internal Affairs Department were all snobbish, seeing that Li Chong's mother and son were not favored, they deliberately shorted their share.
The nurse was so angry that she went to the internal affairs office to argue, but was ridiculed by the eunuch on duty, and the two started arguing. During the dispute, the eunuch on duty pushed the nurse, who knew that the nurse could not stand firm The back of his head hit the ground, and he died on the spot.
The eunuch on duty was afraid that the matter would become serious and it would be difficult to clean up, so he hurriedly sent the charcoal fire to the cold palace, and told Li Chong's mother and concubine that the ground was slippery in winter, and the nurse accidentally slipped and fell while walking, knocking her head on the stone, and she died. They, if they don't make this matter public, they will not be short of charcoal fire and food this winter.
Li Chong's mother and concubine didn't know what was going on, and after the people from the Internal Affairs Department left, they hugged Li Chong and Lu Shijin and cried a lot.
However, misfortunes never come singly, the weather was freezing cold, and he was frightened again, so Xiao Jin developed a high fever that very night.
But Lenggong was remote, no matter how Li Chong knocked on the door of the imperial hospital, the imperial physician would not brave the cold wind to go to Lenggong to treat a slave.
By the time the next day dawned, Xiao Jinjin had already missed the best time for diagnosis and treatment. Even if the fever subsided later, his brain was burnt out, and his IQ would always remain at the age of eight.
Li Chong's mother and concubine blamed herself for not taking good care of Lu Shijin. She told Li Chong that the lives of their mother and son were paid for by the nurse's life.
Later, in a coup in the palace, the regent killed the prince and eradicated the queen's natal family, and wanted to establish a new king among the many heirs of the former emperor.
At this time, the staff of the regent proposed that there was still a prince of the late emperor in the cold palace, that is Li Chong.
Li Chong's birth mother's status was low, and her mother's family was not prosperous. Such an unfounded prince was the most suitable for control, so the regent supported Li Chong to ascend the throne.
After Li Chong came to the throne, the queen mother openly recognized Lu Shijin as her adopted son. Li Chong named Lu Shijin a county king to protect him for the rest of his life.
"My lord, don't be self-willed. Today the emperor hired a new beauty. Tonight, he probably turned over that beauty's sign and announced her to be in bed. I may not be free to see you. You should go back with the servant?" The eunuch's tone was coaxing. Like a child, "Is it okay for my slave to buy candied haws for you when I go back? There is also hibiscus cake. I will ask the kitchen to make it for you when I go back."
Lu Shijin had almost finished accepting the plot line and setting, looked up at the eunuch named Wang Xi, frowned and blinked.
By the way, his current character set is a fool with a burned-out brain and an IQ like that of an eight-year-old child. It's no wonder that Wang Xi talked to him in this tone.
"I'm fine," Lu Shijin thought about how an eight-year-old IQ child should speak, waved his sleeves, and asked Wang Xi to help him up, "Since the emperor's brother has no time to see me, let's go back, my king tomorrow Come play with the emperor and the queen mother."
"That's right!" Wang Xi happily helped Lu Shijin up, "My lord is really obedient, next time I see the queen mother, I will tell the queen mother how sensible the prince is, and the queen mother will be happy."
Lu Shijin reluctantly twitched the corners of his mouth, straightened his clothes, and swaggered to leave the palace.
"Convenience store, have you connected with 211?" Lu Shijin asked 711 while walking.
711 popped up: "Contacted."
Lu Shijin: "Who is his role this time?"
711 said hesitantly, "It's your brother emperor."
Lu Shijin: "... what system?"
711: "OOC system prohibited."
Lu Shijin: "..." Isn't this too miserable
The role of Li Chong is not only cannon fodder, but also a green hat.
It has been introduced before that Li Chong accepted the heroine Liu Zhenhuan as his concubine, but Liu Zhenhuan put a huge green hat on Li Chong.
This is not a big deal, Li Chong is a puppet emperor, and he is constrained by the regent in everything he does. Under Liu Zhenhuan's recommendation, Li Chong began to favor Lin Yongnian, and wanted to train Lin Yongnian to be his confidant, and help him win over courtiers to support him .
As a result, Lin Yongnian flattered Li Chong on both sides, while helping Li Chong, and at the same time informed the regent about Li Chong's cultivation of cronies.
When the regent learned that Li Chong had such thoughts, he was furious. If it weren't for his support, Li Chong's mother and son would have died in the cold palace long ago. How could they have the opportunity to be on the Great Treasure and enjoy the honor of the Ninth Five-Year Honor.
Since he wanted to get out of his control, the emperor naturally couldn't stay.
Anyway, it is a puppet, whoever stands is not standing.
At this time, Lin Yongnian stood up and offered a plan. The son of Concubine Liu Gui was still young, wouldn't it be easier to control an infant baby than Li Chong
The regent took Lin Yongnian's suggestion very seriously, and praised Lin Yongnian greatly, and asked Lin Yongnian to find a way to get rid of the emperor, with his support in everything.
Lin Yongnian is not stupid. For such a big event as the emperor's death, someone must be responsible. If he did it himself, there is no guarantee that the regent will not blame him in the end.
So Lin Yongnian moved his mind to Lu Shijin, the stupid county king.
Li Chong grew up in an environment like the Lenggong, and developed a suspicious personality. He usually went in and out of many guards, and he paid great attention to his diet.
Although Li Chong was suspicious, there were only two people who he trusted the most.
One is the queen mother, and the other is Lu Shijin who grew up with him.
So Lin Yongnian turned his mind to Lu Shijin.
But although Lu Shijin is only eight years old in intelligence, he doesn't buy into anyone except Li Chong and the queen mother, and he is not easy to get close to.
Lin Yongnian came up with a plan. He asked Liu Zhenhuan to show his favor to Lu Shijin and gain Lu Shijin's trust.
Not long after, Lu Shijin really liked this beautiful sister-in-law who gave birth to him a little nephew, and gradually began to trust Liu Zhenhuan.
Once, Liu Zhenhuan became interested in teaching Lu Shijin how to make cakes. After Lu Shijin finished making pastries, he enthusiastically took them to Li Chong to taste.
Li Chong heard from Lu Shijin that he made the pastry himself, so he didn't let his servants test the poison, and praised Lu Shijin by tasting a small piece.
As a result, that night, the emperor died suddenly. After examining the body, the imperial doctor found that it was caused by poisoning. After some investigation, they found Lu Shijin.
At this time, Concubine Liu Gui's maid stood up and testified that the county prince had molested Concubine Liu Gui several times, and he must have coveted the beauty of the imperial concubine's wife, which is why he poisoned the emperor.
Such a clumsy reason, under the high pressure of the regent, no one dared to question it.
Poor Lu Shijin has become a scapegoat, and accompanied his emperor's elder brother on the Naihe Bridge, and the emperor's only heir, the son of Concubine Liu Gui, naturally ascended the throne and became the new emperor. , really became the master of the harem.
After Lu Shijin recalled Li Chong's ending, he sighed unceasingly. He didn't expect that his clever life would be ruined in the hands of "Lu Shijin", a pig teammate.
And his husband not only dressed up as Li Chong, the short-lived emperor, but was also banned from OCC by the system, isn't it too miserable
etc! A bright light suddenly flashed across Lu Shijin's mind, what did Wang Xi say just now
"Wait a minute!" Lu Shijin stopped and raised his hand to signal Wang Xi to stop, "Did you just say that the emperor's elder brother has adopted a new beauty, and turned over her sign to sleep with her tonight?"
Wang Xi: "Yes! My lord, why are you asking this seriously? This is a matter between adults, so don't worry about it. The palace gate is about to be unlocked. Let's go, if you don't go, you won't be able to get out. Palace."
"What's the name of that beautiful sister?" Lu Shijin asked persistently, unmoved.
Wang Xi rolled his eyes and recalled, "It seems that the surname is Liu. I don't remember the specific name of the servant. I only heard that she was a maid who did odd jobs in Yeting. Because of this, the emperor and the queen mother had a dispute. What! Hey! Prince, where are you going? This is not the direction to leave the palace!"
Leaving the palace? Lao Gong is about to crawl into another woman's bed, and he's making a fool of himself!
According to Lu Shijin's memory, he strode past in the direction of Yong'an Palace, the emperor's bedroom. Wang Xi ran to catch up with him and stopped him with his arms outstretched.
"My lord, where are you going?" Wang Xi asked out of breath.
Lu Shijin: "Get out of the way! I'm going to play chess with the emperor's brother."
Wang Xi said anxiously: "My lord, it's so late, please don't disturb the emperor, you will be fine by then, but the slave's head will not be saved!"
The fire was almost burning, and Lu Shijin didn't bother to waste words with Wang Xi, so he pushed Wang Xi away and went straight forward, no matter how Wang Xi was crying for his father and mother behind him.
When we arrived at Yong'an Palace, the palace was brightly lit, and the guards guarding the gate saw that it was King Ning, knowing that King Ning was the emperor's most important person, so he didn't dare to stop him, so he hurriedly let people in to report.
Although the emperor turned over Liu Zhenhuan's signboard tonight, it took Haishi to send people over in the respect room, so the emperor has not yet settled down yet, and is still revising the memorial in the dormitory.
As soon as he heard that Lu Shijin was looking for him so late, Li Chong was afraid that Lu Shijin was in a hurry, so he announced that Lu Shijin would enter the palace.
Lu Shijin entered the Yong'an Palace, and saw Li Chong who was sitting behind the imperial case, carefully correcting the memorial with a ink pen.
Li Chong had already taken off his dragon robe, and was wearing bright yellow pajamas. On the chest of the pajamas was embroidered a majestic golden dragon with a pearl in its mouth, showing the heroic spirit of the emperor.
His hair stood up high, his temples were cut like knives, his brows were sword-like, his nose was like a gall, and his appearance was dignified, the standard appearance of a handsome man in ancient times.
And because he grew up in the cold palace without seeing the sun, Li Chong's complexion was very fair, and under the dim candlelight, his face glowed with a strange soft light, which made people unable to take their eyes off.
"Why are you still here so late?"
Hearing Lu Shijin's footsteps, Li Chong put down his imperial brush, raised his eyes and smiled softly, which reminded Lu Shijin of an adjective - Mr. Pianpianzhuoshijia.
I also thought of a poem in the Book of Songs, "There are bandits and gentlemen, who are as sharp as cutting, and as sharp as grinding."
Doesn't his husband look good in ancient costume? !
It's a heart-pounding feeling!
"What's wrong?" Seeing Lu Shijin staring at him stupidly, Li Chong smiled again, "Don't know me anymore?"
"Don't laugh." Lu Shijin unconsciously said what was in his heart.
Li Chong was surprised, "What?"
"No," Lu Shijin finally recovered from Li Chong's beauty, coughed and cleared his throat, "I mean..."
"Didn't I teach you," Li Chong stood up, walked in front of Lu Shijin from behind the case, and patted Lu Shijin on the shoulder with a smile, "This is different from the past, in the future, in front of me, I can't you or me, I have to call myself a minister Brother, say it again, I will punish you."
Li Chong's voice is very nice, especially when he is talking to people in such a pleasant manner, half of his body will be crisp when he hears it.
Lu Shijin looked at his husband's upside-down face, and sighed in his heart, shouldn't someone as handsome as you be the protagonist in other TV dramas
"My brother was wrong," Lu Shijin pursed his lips, and said, "My brother couldn't sleep, and wanted to find the emperor's brother to accompany me. No, it's my brother, playing chess with me."
Li Chong amusedly bent his fingers and scraped Xia Lu Shijin's nose: "It's so late, why play chess, let's play tomorrow, I will play with you again tomorrow."
"The emperor's elder brother doesn't play chess with his younger brother." Lu Shijin opened his eyes wide and looked at Li Chong with aggrieved eyes. "Is it because I have a new sister-in-law that I don't want my younger brother?"
"Who did you hear that from?" Li Chong lowered his head and smiled helplessly, "How could it be? Don't think about it, you are the most important person in my heart no matter what time it is."
"Even if the emperor's elder brother has a new sister-in-law, he will still like his younger brother as before, right?" Lu Shijin raised his chin with a childish demeanor.
Li Chong nodded and promised: "Of course."
Lu Shijin rolled his eyes, "Is the new sister-in-law pretty?"
Li Chong lowered his eyes and thought for a while, "It should be considered pretty."
"Better looking than my younger brother?" Lu Shijin put his face under Li Chong's eyes to let him see himself clearly.
Lu Shijin's eyes were clear and his expression was innocent. Although his IQ was impaired, his appearance was also very handsome.
Therefore, every time Li Chong sees Lu Shijin, he feels regretful in his heart. He is supposed to be a good boy with a bright future, but he is implicated by them and becomes a fool. To make up for Lu Shijin, as long as he is in power, he will keep Lu Shijin safe.
Seeing that Li Chong didn't speak, Lu Shijin stretched out his finger to poke Li Chong's chest, and urged dissatisfiedly, "Say it."
Li Chong glanced at Lu Shijin poking his finger with complicated eyes. Now that he is the Ninth Five Lord, only the childlike Lu Shijin dares to poke himself with his finger.
"Of course we are the prettiest." Li Chong only thought that Lu Shijin was caused by children's comparison, and coaxed him with a smile.
Lu Shijin smiled happily, and hugged Li Chong's arm tightly: "Brother Emperor, don't you ask your new sister-in-law to sleep with you? I, oh no, my younger brother can sleep with you too!"
The author has something to say:
After a year, I brought up the pen to write about nitrogen fixation again, hoping not to overturn _(:з」∠)_
The first article of the copywriting prompt said that it is 1v1, and only each other can attack and suffer
If there is a thunder point, I will tell you in advance. If you don’t say it, there is no thunder. Don’t doubt it.
How the original work has nothing to do with the current attack, remember that the name of this article is called God, and it will not follow the original plot