Li Chong couldn't help laughing when he heard the words, and pointed his finger on Lu Shijin's forehead, "Do you know what 'serving the bed' means?"
"Your brother knows!" Lu Shijin rubbed his forehead in dissatisfaction, and said proudly, "Wang Xi and my younger brother said that 'servant sleeping' means sleeping together, right?"
Li Chong nodded, with a loving and helpless tone: "... that's almost what it means."
"That's right, my brother wants to sleep with the emperor brother tonight, can't you? You forgot, we used to sleep together every night." Lu Shijin frowned and said sadly, "But since you became the emperor, You live in the palace with your mother, but I live outside the palace alone, don’t you want me anymore?”
"Nonsense," Li Chong rubbed the top of Lu Shijin's head, "You will always be a family with us, and neither I nor my mother will want you."
"Then why the new sister-in-law can sleep with you, but the younger brother can't?" Lu Shijin suddenly realized, "Oh, this is an idiom that Wang Xi taught me, what is it called... forgetting righteousness when you see sex, right?"
Li Chong: "... the little eunuch next to you taught you a bunch of messy things?"
Poor Wang Xi, who was waiting outside the door trembling, suddenly felt the back of his head whizzing.
"I don't care, I'm going to sleep at the emperor's brother's place today." Taking advantage of his current personality, Lu Shijin's IQ is not high, he put on his clothes and sat down on a chair, looking like a rascal who can't be driven away by anyone.
Just at this time, a eunuch from the Respect Office came in to remind: "Your Majesty, Fengluan Chunen's car has arrived at the gate of the palace, and Liu Meiren is still in the car." The eunuch raised his eyes and glanced at Lu Shijin, and asked in embarrassment, " Do you want her to continue waiting in the car?"
Lu Shijin rolled up his sleeves and akimbo, and looked at Li Chong angrily. If Li Chong dared to drive him away, and then let that beauty Liu come in to serve her bed, he couldn't be sure whether he would commit any act of regicide.
Seeing Lu Shijin's handsome appearance, Li Chong couldn't laugh or cry.
However, this stupid younger brother's blundering and blundering solved his urgent need, just now he was worried about what to do with Liu Meiren, and it was impossible for him to really favor her.
Now that Lu Shijin is here, he just has a reason to send people away, and he doesn't know how to OOC.
After all, Li Chong is deeply controlled by his younger brother, and everything is put first by his younger brother.
Li Chong waved his hands, "Okay, let the car take her back, she won't be here tonight."
The eunuch was startled, looked up at Li Chong, then hurriedly lowered his head, "Yes, this servant will do it now."
The eunuch felt sorry for Liu Zhenhuan in his heart. He had just been conferred as a beauty, but he was sent back as a servant on the first day. This is a great shame and humiliation for the concubine!
It also made him understand one thing, who is the young emperor's most painful person, isn't it the little county king in front of him!
Alas, if this matter spreads throughout the harem, Beauty Liu will be ashamed to death!
"Are you satisfied now?" Li Chong asked Lu Shijin after the eunuch left.
Lu Shijin nodded happily, stood up and walked to the bedroom, "It's great, I can listen to the emperor's brother telling me stories again today!"
"Come back, go take a bath first, you are dirty, don't dirty my bed." Li Chong dragged him back, and ordered the little eunuch who was waiting on the side, "Take King Ning to clean the room and serve him carefully. "
"Yes," the little eunuch bowed to accept the order, and walked to Lu Shijin's side, "Prince Ning, please come with your slaves."
Lu Shijin went with the little eunuch, and when he arrived at the clean room, he thought he was just washing in the tub, but he didn't expect to see a huge pool.
Extravagant and extravagant, extravagant and extravagant, the emperor usually takes a bath alone here, but to use such a large bathtub, what a waste of water to take a bath.
He was still sighing, when suddenly two court ladies appeared beside him, one to untie Lu Shijin's belt, the other to lift Lu Shijin's collar, the movements were so sloppy that Lu Shijin almost didn't realize it.
"What are you doing?!" Lu Shijin quickly hugged his neckline, and took two steps back, not to let the two maids praise him.
The maids knew that Lu Shijin was mentally insane, and they didn't regard Lu Shijin as a serious prince, so they saluted and said with a smile: "Your Majesty, the servants are the maids in charge of bathing you, and the servants will undress you."
"I, no, my lord! My lord doesn't need you to wait on me, step down!" Lu Shijin couldn't accept that there were two people watching him while taking a bath, and they were still two women! What rules do these ancients have!
The two maids looked at each other and smiled, but they didn't take Lu Shijin's order to heart.
If a court lady cannot be favored by the emperor, she will be released from the palace at the age of twenty-five.
At that time, it will be nothing more than marrying a countryman and living a hasty life.
Which woman in this palace doesn't want to be a concubine or concubine, and become a phoenix once she flies up a branch.
However, after the new emperor succeeded to the throne, he never entered the harem, and rarely had maids around him to serve him, and he never gave them a chance to compete for favor.
But this Prince Ning is different, he is a fool, if he can be favored by him once and enter the Prince's Mansion, even if he is a concubine, he will enjoy endless glory and wealth for the rest of his life.
Of course, the two maids didn't want to let go of such a good opportunity, so they pounced on Lu Shijin even harder, vying to undress him.
Lu Shijin dodged from left to right, avoiding him like a beast in a flood, his distressed appearance made the two maids smile coquettishly.
"Young Lord, don't hide, how can you take a bath without taking off your clothes?"
"Is the prince of the county shy? This is the rule in the palace, and the slaves serve the emperor in this way."
"You, you all go out to this king!"
Lu Shijin's roar attracted the little eunuch who was guarding the door, "What's wrong? What's going on here?"
"You!" Lu Shijin pointed at the little eunuch and ordered, "Call the emperor over!"
The little eunuch didn't dare not listen, so he turned around and asked Li Chong to come over, and the two maids also realized that this stupid county king was not so easy to fool, so they knelt down and pleaded guilty.
Li Chong didn't know what happened to Lu Shijin, so he hurried over in his pajamas, saw two court ladies kneeling on the ground, and Lu Shijin's clothes were disheveled, his eyes were red, he felt bewildered.
"What's the matter again? A simple thing like taking a bath can't make me worry."
"Brother Emperor, they want to take off my clothes!" Lu Shijin complained aggrievedly.
Li Chong never expected this to be the reason, "This...how can you take a shower without taking off your clothes?"
Lu Shijin: "But, but my mother told me that only daughters-in-law can take off men's clothes!"
Li Chong raised his lips slightly, and joked: "You are only a little old, and you know how to protect yourself like a jade for your future princess?"
"Of course!" Lu Shijin raised his chin, "Also, my brother will be seventeen next month, brother emperor, don't treat me like a child!"
"Yes, yes, we have grown up today." Li Chong raised his hand to signal the two maids to go down, then pointed to the little eunuch and said, "Since you don't want the maid to help you bathe, how about letting the eunuch come?"
"No," Lu Shijin shook his head, Li Chong frowned worriedly, "Do you want to wash it yourself? That's fine, I'll let people watch outside, if you have something to ask them to come in, I'll go back first."
"Don't," Lu Shijin went to pull Li Chong's sleeve, "Emperor brother, don't go, you are too big here, and there are echoes when you speak, and I am afraid."
Li Chong asked patiently: "Then what do you want?"
Lu Shijin blinked, hesitated to speak, "How about... Brother Emperor, can you wash it for me?"
The little eunuch next to Li Chong was sweating on his head. This master really dared to say that only a fool who was not afraid of anything would dare to make such a request. The others had long been dragged out and beheaded.
"Is it okay?" Lu Shijin shook Li Chong's sleeve and said coquettishly, "The emperor's elder brother used to help my younger brother take a bath, and my younger brother likes the emperor's elder brother to rub my back the most."
Li Chong: "..." He wanted to refuse, but his younger brother's accuser did not allow it.
"Okay, I'll wash it for you," Li Chong reluctantly compromised, turned his head and said to the little eunuch, "You all go down."
The little eunuch hesitated and said, "Your Majesty... why don't you let the servants come? You are rich, how can you do this..."
"Go!" Lu Shijin hugged Li Chong domineeringly, "I don't want you to wash it for me, I want the emperor's brother!"
"It's okay, I'm just taking a shower, it's okay." Li Chong waved his hands, "Go outside and wait, I will ask you to come in again if you have something to do."
Everyone else withdrew, and only Lu Shijin and Li Chong were left in the clean room.
Lu Shijin opened his arms carelessly, allowing Li Chong to help him take off the complicated robes one by one.
In the end, it was estimated that Li Chong was really embarrassed, so he didn't help Lu Shijin take off his underwear and obscene pants.
"It's not finished yet." Lu Shijin suppressed a smile and said intentionally.
Li Chong said solemnly: "Just now I said that I have grown up, how can I not know that I should do things by myself when I grow up? You can take off the rest yourself, and put it into the pool after taking it off, hold it steady, and don't fall. "
Lu Shijin didn't continue teasing him, stripped himself naked, and walked into the bath.
There are red petals floating on the surface of the water, the water vapor is lingering, the water temperature is just right, and it is very comfortable to soak.
The young man was lying on the edge of the pool, soaked in the water from his shoulders down, his exposed porcelain white skin was whiter than the white marble beneath him.
His black hair floated behind him like a waterfall, his eyebrows and eyes were picturesque, and his lips were untouched and vermilion. Lu Shijin's body was still youthful, and there was a kind of indistinguishable beauty between male and female.
"Brother Chong," the young man called Li Chong in a soft voice, and now that there was no one around, he called Li Chong back to the old address, "We haven't been together for a while like this for a long time, You are always surrounded by people, either court ladies and eunuchs, or ministers, and you haven’t played with me for a long time.”
Li Chong sat down on the floor by the pool, smiled, "It's different now, I'm already the emperor, and I have to deal with state affairs, so I can't play around with you like before."
Lu Shijin turned around lazily, "What's so good about being an emperor, you have to be stared at by many people, you can't laugh casually, play casually, and go out of the palace casually, you don't have freedom at all, it's better not to do it."
"You're talking stupid again, aren't you?" Li Chong took a comb to comb Lu Shijin's hair. The boy's hair is smooth and soft, and feels good to the touch. "Only by becoming the emperor can I protect my mother and you. Do you still want to go back?" Go to the cold palace?"
"No, I don't want it." Lu Shijin tilted his head and thought for a while, "Then you should continue to be the emperor, at least my younger brother can eat candied haws every day."
Li Chong laughed out loud, "You, you."
"By the way, Brother Chong," Lu Shijin looked up at him, "Isn't it also the maid who waits on you when you take a bath?"
"What's wrong?" Li Chong asked.
Lu Shijin pursed his lips, "Don't let the maid serve you in the future."
Li Chong was very interested: "Why?"
Lu Shijin: "They are women, and you are men. Didn't the queen mother say that? Men and women... why don't men and women kiss..."
Li Chong: "Giving and accepting are not kisses."
Lu Shijin clapped his hands: "Yes!"
"I can't see it, we still know how to defend men and women today." Li Chong actually felt that it was awkward for a maid to serve him in the bath, so he agreed with Lu Shijin's words, "Okay, I will replace all the servants here with eunuchs in the future. , are you satisfied?"
"No eunuch!" Lu Shijin objected.
"Why can't the eunuch fail again?" Li Chong felt dizzy, and his cheap brother was too difficult to serve.
Lu Shijin said eloquently: "Didn't you just say that adults should do their own things, you are older than me, why can't you wash yourself in the shower?"
Li Chong: "..." This kid is so talkative, is he really stupid or fake
"Is it okay?" Lu Shijin raised his wet hand, and flicked Li Chong twice as a prank.
"Okay," Li Chong sighed softly, "as long as it's your request, anything is fine."
After taking a bath, it was almost Haishi.
Lu Shijin didn't bring any clothes, and he couldn't wear the clothes he changed, so the inner coat he wore was Li Chong's.
Li Chong was much taller than him, so the clothes on Lu Shijin's body made the boy's figure even more slender.
When it was time to go to bed, Lu Shijin hesitated standing in front of Li Chong's bed, this is a dragon bed!
Excited, is he the first man who dared to climb the dragon bed? !
"Why don't you come up to sleep?" Li Chong lay on the side, beckoning to Lu Shijin, "Come up quickly, don't catch a cold if you wear so little clothes."
Lu Shijin happily climbed onto the bed, lifted the quilt, got in and lay down.
With a sigh, it is a dragon bed after all, it is comfortable to sleep on!
The little eunuch who was on duty at night came in and put down the bed curtain, all the lights in the dormitory were turned off and only one light remained. After the little eunuch withdrew, the room became completely quiet.
"Brother Chong, tell me a story?" Lu Shijin squeezed beside Li Chong.
Li Chong closed his eyes: "What do you want to hear?"
Lu Shijin: "I want to hear... the story of Hua Mulan joining the army instead of her father!"
"Okay, I'll tell you." Li Chong held on to his sleepiness and finished telling Lu Shijin the story, "Okay, the story is over, can I go to bed?"
"Brother Chong, do you think this story is true?" Lu Shijin was very energetic, lying flat on the bed with his hands on his chest, chatting with Li Chong, "But aren't there all men in the military camp? Hua Mulan is a woman , won't be discovered?"
Li Chong couldn't find a reason to explain for a while.
"Stories are just stories, don't think too much, go to sleep, I have to go to bed early tomorrow."
Lu Shijin didn't let him go, lifted Li Chong's quilt, got in, and put his furry head next to Li Chong's shoulder.
"Don't sleep, don't sleep, Brother Chong, why don't you talk to me about your son again."
The boy's body was extremely soft, and there was a faint sweet fragrance coming from him.
You can guess without asking, this kid must have stolen pastries before going to bed.
Li Chong said indifferently: "If you don't sleep, I will punish you not to eat candied haws tomorrow."
"Why are you doing this?" Lu Shijin wailed, wrapping his hands and feet around Li Chong, "No, no, you bully me, I'll tell the queen mother tomorrow!"
Li Chong was so entangled by him that he couldn't break free. What's more difficult was that the kid didn't know whether it was intentional or not, his thigh rubbed against Long Mugen several times, causing Long Mugen to faintly look up.
"You!" Li Chong was sweating anxiously, sideways avoiding Lu Shijin's "attack", and warned, "If you continue to mess around, I will sleep in the side hall tonight! Don't think that I will sleep with you again, Let go! There are still legs!"
"Okay, okay, I won't make trouble anymore," Lu Shijin finally let go of Li Chong obediently, and obediently returned to his bed, "Brother Chong, don't be angry."
"Sleep, I will go to court tomorrow, and I will pay my respects to the queen with you."
Lu Shijin: "Okay! Brother Chong, good night, I'm going to sleep."
Lu Shijin slept as soon as he said he would sleep, and he really didn't make any small movements.
But Xiao Moxing fell asleep, and Li Chong, who was so angry all over by him, lost sleepiness.
It's really embarrassing to say it, he, a mature adult, can't hold back after being rubbed twice by a stupefied kid who hasn't even grown his hair yet.
It is naturally impossible for Li Chong to admit that he is not firm in his will and reacted to his younger brother that he shouldn't have.
If you want to blame... just blame this silly boy for not knowing the seriousness and teasing!
Li Chong closed his eyes in the dark, cleared his brain and tried to calm himself down, but his thoughts were out of control. Although this kid is a bit stupid, his body is really soft, softer than a woman, fragrant, like a delicious pastry...
Thinking about it this way, the restlessness that had been calmed down with great difficulty, actually has a tendency to revive again!
Lu Shijin slept soundly, but Li Chong didn't fall asleep until the middle of the night.
At five o'clock, Li Chong got up, and after being dressed by the eunuch, he looked back and saw Lu Shijin hugging the quilt all over, sleeping soundly.
"Don't wake him up, let him sleep." Li Chong whispered to the eunuch, "And change the quilt I slept in last night."
Lu Shi had a good dream tonight, and he didn't wake up until the end of the day, when Li Chong also went to court.
"Little slacker, finally you wake up?" Li Chong took off his crown and dragon robe, and changed into a light casual attire, "Get up quickly, and let's go together to pay my respects to the empress."
"Get up now." Lu Shijin rubbed his sleepy eyes and got up, and immediately a eunuch came over to help him dress and freshen up.
Lu Shijin's clothes were also brought over from the Prince's Mansion early in the morning. After dressing neatly, Lu Shijin looked at the bronze mirror and was very satisfied.
The object he wore this time had nothing wrong with it except for some brain problems.
The dignified county king, the rich and the idle, the empress dowager loves the emperor, stretching out his hands for clothes and opening his mouth for food, it is simply a fairy day.
Of course, the premise is that Li Chong's throne as emperor can be kept.
Lu Shijin and Li Chong went to Ci'an Palace to pay their respects to the Empress Dowager.
The queen mother is less than forty years old, but because she has worked hard in the cold palace for many years, unlike other concubines who are pampered and good at maintenance, the traces of weather can be clearly seen on her face.
But the Queen Mother was in good spirits, and when she saw her two sons coming in, she had a kind smile on her face.
"Greetings, Queen Mother."
"Excuse me, excuse me," the breakfast was already set, and the Queen Mother invited them to sit down, "Come here today, and sit next to the Queen Mother."
"Yes, Empress." Lu Shijin sat over, and the Empress Dowager personally brought him a piece of pastry, "Your favorite hibiscus cake, Empress heard that you stayed at the emperor's place last night, and asked the small kitchen to make it fresh this morning, try it. "
Lu Shijin picked it up and took a bite, the mouth was soft and sweet, worthy of imperial cuisine!
"tasty!"
"Eat more if it tastes good." The queen mother looked at Lu Shijin and said with a smile, then turned her head and gave Li Chong a complaining look, "I heard that the emperor turned over the sign of Liu Meiren last night and sent Liu Meiren back ?”
Li Chong swallowed a mouthful of porridge slowly, "Yes."
The Empress Dowager snorted coldly: "There are so many concubines in the harem, but none of them can catch your eyes? You just looked at the most inferior criminal slave. What kind of coquettish kung fu did that Liu beauty use to fascinate you?"
Li Chong said: "The queen mother should know that the concubines in the harem are nothing more than someone else's eyeliner. How can I favor a woman who is not devoted to me."
Empress Dowager: "How can the emperor be sure that Beauty Liu is devoted to you?"
Li Chong: "Although Beauty Liu is a sinful slave, she emerges from the silt unstained. What's more commendable is that she doesn't want to be my woman just because I am the emperor, just like ordinary women. I don't want a woman because I am the emperor and love me, but love me as a person."
"Pfft—" Lu Shijin took a sip of porridge, and after hearing Li Chong's words, he couldn't help but spit it out.
This Jack Su's tone is really in line with Li Chong's personality of the Emperor of Love and Brain, but unfortunately you missed it.
"Eat slowly," the queen mother patted Lu Shijin's back distressedly, and brought the teacup to his mouth, "Come, drink some water."
"Queen," being taken care of as a three-year-old, Lu Shijin shoved the Queen's hand away a little embarrassedly, "I'll do it myself."
The queen mother smiled gratifiedly: "I am still sensible today, and I don't need to worry about Aijia at all."
The Empress Dowager didn't like Liu Meiren, fearing that the emperor would accept her, and she would be criticized for her humble background and favor a court lady who was also of humble origin.
She was also afraid that this beauty Liu would be pregnant with a dragon descendant, and she hoped that the emperor would favor a concubine with a powerful family, so that after giving birth to the emperor's heir, the future of their mother and child would be guaranteed.
Her son listened to her in everything else, but he insisted on going his own way only in the matter of Nayumei, and she was so angry that she couldn't sleep at night.
But in the middle of the night, a palace lady came to report that Prince Ning had suddenly entered the palace and was arguing to sleep with the emperor. Liu Meiren's Fengluan Chunen car had already arrived at the gate of Yong'an Palace and was sent back by the emperor. The queen mother is not happy.
The Empress Dowager looked at Lu Shijin kindly. This child has an outstanding appearance and a gentle temperament. If his mind had not been damaged by the high fever when he was a child, at his age, after studying hard for a few years, he would have been famous in the gold list. Why don't you have a bright future? .
But now, he is still acting like a child all day long, only knowing how to have fun.
The Empress Dowager was suddenly blessed, and glanced at Li Chong, "Today and next month, I will be seventeen, and I have reached the age of marriage. The Ai family decided to choose one of the appropriate-age women from each family and give them a marriage. What does the emperor think?"
Li Chong and Lu Shijin paused with their chopsticks at the same time.
What Li Chong hesitated was, which minister would be willing to marry his daughter to a fool? He was just about to tell the Queen Mother to discuss later, but Lu Shijin spoke before him.
"Mother, are you going to choose a concubine for my minister?" Lu Shijin asked enthusiastically.
The Queen Mother smiled and nodded, "Yes, would you like it?"
"Yes! Of course I do! Great, I'm going to have a bride!" Lu Shijin danced for a while, stopped, and said seriously, "But Queen Mother, can I choose my own bride?"
"Oh?" The queen mother asked with interest, "We have a girl we like today? Tell me, the queen mother will definitely make the decision for you!"
Lu Shijin clapped his hands and applauded: "It's that beauty Liu! I want to marry her as my bride!"
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Li Chong: After flirting with me, you still want to cuckold me