After Lu Shijin left the palace last night and returned home, he slept until the sun was high the next day before getting up.
After waking up, my waist is still sore and my legs are weak. After all, I did so many squats at once last night, and no one can bear it.
Lu Shijin felt aggrieved when he thought that he worked so hard last night, but Li Chong only knew how to lie down and enjoy, and maybe he woke up this morning and didn't remember what happened last night at all.
Emperor Dog, this king really broke his heart to keep your innocence! And the body!
He wanted to continue to lie down and rest, but he was worried about the situation of the emperor in the palace, and he was also afraid that Liu Zhenhuan would think of other bad tricks to seduce Li Chong, so he got up and entered the palace with his tired body.
He didn't think that Liu Zhenhuan, a young lady from a family, would think of such an indecent method as medicine, so someone must have instigated her to do so.
Moreover, the harem rules are strict, and it is strictly forbidden to give and receive privately. Without the help of others, it is impossible for Liu Zhenhuan to get this kind of top-quality aphrodisiac.
And this person, you can guess without even thinking about it, it must be Lin Yongnian who has been dissatisfied after being demoted.
Lin Yongnian wanted to stand up, and he did not hesitate to push his beloved woman onto the emperor's dragon bed. This kind of humiliation is unbearable.
Since Lin Yongnian was so generous, Lu Shijin certainly couldn't let his hard work go to waste.
Lu Shijin entered the palace and went straight to the Ye Ting Bureau.
We all know that Liu Zhenhuan has been given to Ningjun Wang as his wife, and of course the Yeting Bureau no longer regards Liu Zhenhuan as a court lady, and will not arrange work for Liu Zhenhuan.
Liu Zhenhuan stays in her room to write and paint every day, feeling sad about spring and autumn.
"Sister Liu, are you there?" Lu Shijin asked Wang Xi to knock on the door of Liu Zhenhuan's room, and shouted outside, "This king is here to play with you!"
Liu Zhenhuan, who was practicing calligraphy in the room, heard that this unlucky person came again, and felt like crying.
But he is the master and she is the slave, no matter how much I hate this idiot county prince, I can't show it on the face.
Every time I see this evil star, nothing good will happen. What does he want to do when he comes to find me this time
Liu Zhenhuan's heart suddenly turned cold, and he guessed, maybe he found out that she drugged the emperor, right
Probably not, since there was no movement from the emperor's side, it's even more impossible for this fool to find out.
Presumably, there was not much powder sprinkled yesterday, so it had no effect on the emperor.
Liu Zhenhuan comforted herself in this way, then adjusted her makeup, opened the door for Lu Shijin, Fu leaned down and said, "My maidservant greets Prince Ning."
"Sister Liu, please get up!" Lu Shijin helped her up with a smile, "You are already my king's man, so you don't need to be polite when you see me in the future."
Liu Zhenhuan asked cautiously: "I don't know why King Ningjun came to find his servant?"
Lu Shijin: "I saw Sister Liu in the plum garden yesterday, and I feel that you, Sister Liu, seem to be thin again. Is it because you didn't eat well in the Ye Ting Bureau? So I'm here to bring you delicious food, Wang Xi!"
Wang Xi presented the gift in his hand, "People from Liugong, this is the bird's nest that the prince gave you. The best blood swallow is the most suitable for beauty."
Liu Zhenhuan heard that Lu Shijin was only here to give a gift, so he took it with confidence, "Thank you, my lord, for your kindness."
"It's okay, it's okay, there are a lot of this kind of things in the palace, after you get married, you can eat as much as you want!" Lu Shijin waved his hands boldly.
Liu Zhenhuan smiled perfunctorily, pretending to be grateful.
Lu Shijin lifted up his clothes and sat down, "The queen mother said that the king should cultivate more relationship with you so that the husband and wife can be harmonious in the future. Are you happy that the king is here to talk with you?"
Liu Zhenhuan bowed his head and said: "My lord was joking, you and the concubine of the county are husband and wife, and this servant is just a concubine. The servant is grateful for the lord's love, but I don't dare to be pampered. I will definitely remember the concubine's originality in the future." Serve the prince and concubine well."
Lu Shijin said approvingly: "Sister Liu is really well-educated, gentle and gentle, don't worry, no matter who the princess I will marry in the future, you will be my favorite woman!"
"Thank you, lord." Liu Zhenhuan changed the subject and asked, "Is the lord entering the palace to greet the queen dowager and the emperor? It's getting late, my lord. Why don't the lord go there earlier, lest the queen mother look forward to you."
"Hey, don't worry, the queen mother is paying respects to the Buddha, the emperor's elder brother is handling government affairs, and there is no one in the palace to play with me, so I'm going fast." Lu Shijin's eyes lit up, "How about, Sister Liu, why don't you play games with me?" ?”
"Huh? Playing games?" Liu Zhenhuan secretly complained that this fool is really hard to deal with, but he still had to laugh with Qiang Yan, "What does the prince want to play?"
"How about," Lu Shijin held his fan against his chin and thought for a while, "Let's play hide-and-seek? You come to hide, and I will come to you, how about it? If you win this king, I will give you a lot of rewards!"
Liu Zhenhuan rolled her eyes and thought, hide and seek? It seems to be good, even if you can hide from this plague god for a while.
"Okay, since the prince wants to play, the servant girl will play with the prince." Liu Zhenhuan said with a smile, "Then please cover the eyes of the prince, count to two hundred, and then come to find the servant girl, okay?"
"Okay!" Lu Shijin blindfolded his eyes happily, and told Wang Xi to turn his back and refuse to help, urging Liu Zhenhuan to say, "Sister Liu, hide yourself, if I find you, I will punish you Oh!"
Liu Zhenhuan rolled his eyes and said to himself, I am more familiar with this court situation than you, if you want to find me, it is so easy, just hide from you!
Liu Zhenhuan went out to find a hiding place, Lu Shijin honestly counted two hundred in the room before opening his eyes.
Lu Shijin asked Wang Xi to turn around, stood up and commanded: "My king, go to the west to look for it. Wang Xi, you go to the east to look for it. If you find Sister Liu, report it!"
Wang Xi went as ordered, and when Wang Xi was gone, Lu Shijin didn't follow him out, and began to search Liu Zhenhuan's house.
He guessed that the medicine Liu Zhenhuan gave to Li Chong must not be used up yet, so it must still be hidden in the house, so he said to 711: "Convenience store, scan here to see where Liu Zhenhuan hid the aphrodisiac medicine. "
711 scanned around and reminded: "I found it, it's in the interlayer of the jewelry box on the dressing table."
Lu Shijin hurriedly went to find the jewelry box, and sure enough, he found a small medicine bottle, uncorked the bottle, smelled it from a distance, and it was exactly the same as the fragrance he smelled on Li Chong last night, it must be the right one!
"Where is Liu Zhenhuan hiding now?" Lu Shijin put the medicine bottle into his sleeve and asked with a sneer.
711: "She hid in the closet of the maid's room in the third building on the second row to the east, and the room was locked by her."
Lu Shijin shook his fan slowly, "Thinking that the king will not be able to find you if you lock it up, naive. Alright, now go and fool Lin Yongnian and let him try what it means to treat someone like him." '."
Lin Yongnian was cleaning the toilet when suddenly a court lady hurried over and handed him a note.
Lin Yongnian felt baffled, opened the note and saw that it was Liu Zhenhuan's handwriting, which said: Come quickly to the second room of Dongchangfang, I have important matters to discuss.
Liu Zhenhuan asked him to meet? But why don't you come by yourself, and let a maid who has never seen come over to deliver the letter
Lin Yongnian felt that this matter was strange. The meeting between him and Liu Zhenhuan had never been known to a third party, and it was after she failed to administer medicine to the emperor, so there might be fraud in it.
Lin Yongnian threw the note away, pretending not to know who sent it, unable to understand the words on it, and continued to work unmoved.
Lu Shijin, who was hiding in the dark and observing Lin Yongnian's every move, was very angry.
This old fox is really vigilant, ordinary means really can't deal with him.
But you have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder.
Lu Shijin summed it up, I am afraid that Liu Zhenhuan can only come here in person to attract Lin Yongnian.
"Convenience store, make me look like Liu Zhenhuan."
Lu Shijin turned into Liu Zhenhuan, and walked out in small steps.
"I asked someone to bring you a letter. Why didn't you come to find me when you saw the letter?" As soon as they met, "Liu Zhenhuan" directly questioned Lin Yongnian.
Lin Yongnian stopped what he was doing, and asked in surprise, "You really sent me the letter just now?"
"Liu Zhenhuan" said angrily: "Otherwise, who else could it be? Can't you even trust me?"
"Of course not, it's just that I don't recognize that maid, and I'm afraid there may be fraud in it." Lin Yongnian explained.
"Liu Zhenhuan" stomped his feet and said: "Okay, I'm so impatient, I don't care about it with you anymore, this is not a place to talk, come with me quickly, I have something to show you!"
Lin Yongnian had already seen "Liu Zhenhuan" himself, so he naturally followed her with confidence.
When the real Liu Zhenhuan was hiding, Lu Shijin pretended to be "Liu Zhenhuan" opened the door, turned around and said to Lin Yongnian, "You go in first."
Lin Yongnian asked suspiciously, "Aren't you coming in?"
Lu Shijin lost his patience, and directly pushed Lin Yongnian into the room, "Stop talking nonsense, just let you in!"
Before Lin Yongnian could react, he staggered and almost fell to the ground when he was pushed by Lu Shijin. When he turned his head, the door was already closed, and Lu Shijin quickly locked it. No matter how much Lin Yongnian pushed, he couldn't open it.
"Huan'er? What are you doing? Why did you lock me in the room? Let me out!" Lin Yongnian shouted in shock and anger.
Lu Shijin stood outside and ignored him, but the real Liu Zhenhuan in the closet heard the movement outside, pushed open the closet door and walked out, seeing Lin Yongnian was so surprised that his face paled.
"Why are you here?!"
Lin Yongnian saw that there was still Liu Zhenhuan in the room, and his eyes widened in shock. He thought he was dazzled, so he rubbed his eyes desperately, and after confirming that the person standing in front of him was also Liu Zhenhuan, he pointed out the door again, feeling incredible.
"Aren't you outside?!"
Liu Zhenhuan wondered: "What's outside? I've been hiding in the closet and never went out. By the way, who was the one talking to you just now?"
"It's not good! It's been tricked!" Lin Yonghou's back was shady for a while, and the matter has come to an end, and there is no need to investigate why there are two Liu Zhenhuans. It must have been fully prepared.
It's over, he has fallen into someone else's trap!
Lu Shijin, who stopped the movement in the room at the door, sneered silently, and it was not too stupid to react so quickly that he had been tricked.
He poked a small hole in the window paper, and blew the ignited drug into the room through the reed, and the scent of the aphrodisiac soon filled the room.
Liu Zhenhuan didn't feel anything wrong after smelling it, but the medicinal power of this medicine was very domineering to a man.
Ren Lin Yongnian realized that it was too late to cover his mouth and nose!
Lu Shijin slipped away after finishing his "good deeds". He is a foolish prince, so no one can find out that he planned these things.
Anyway, these two people will be discovered by others sooner or later, Lu Shijin just needs to wait and see the good show.
Sure enough, not long after, the maids who lived in the room that locked Lin Yongnian and Liu Zhenhuan came back.
And long before the maids came back, Lu Shijin removed the lock, so the maids easily entered the house.
And what greeted them was a pair of naked mandarin ducks lying upside down on the bed without knowing what the world was like!
The maids screamed in fright, and someone rushed to inform the nanny and eunuch in charge.
The crime of adultery in the harem is not something their servants can deal with, especially one of them is the future Mrs. Ningjun Wang.
The nanny in charge hurriedly sent someone to block the door, and then went to report it to the queen mother herself, and asked the queen mother to come over and explain it herself.
When the queen mother heard that such a scandal had happened in the harem, she trembled with anger.
Not only did a fake eunuch sneak into the harem, but the fake eunuch even had an affair with the future wife of the county king!
If this gets out, what will be the face of the royal family? !
When the Empress Dowager arrived, she immediately ordered people to seal up the Yeting Bureau, ordering that no one should leak the matter, and anyone who dared to reveal a word would be killed!
Then, of course, Liu Zhenhuan and Lin Yongnian were dealt with. The queen mother didn't even want to look at this adulterous couple. She was afraid of dirtying her eyes, so she asked people to gag their mouths, drag them out and beat them to death That's fine.
But Liu Zhenhuan and Lin Yongnian had just been dragged out, before the plank landed on them, the Prince Regent suddenly arrived!
"I see the queen mother." The regent has a white face and a long beard, and is about forty years old. Although he is a powerful minister who has turned clouds and rain, he has a refined air. Come and see what's going on."
The Empress Dowager understood that when the regent came, he must go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing, so she snorted coldly: "The regent is busy with the government affairs of the previous dynasty, why does he even want to intervene in the affairs of the harem?"
The regent smiled gently and said: "The queen mother is the master of the harem, and the affairs of the harem are naturally up to you, the queen mother, and I dare not preside over it."
"Then why are you here?" the queen mother asked angrily.
The regent said: "In a few days it will be the late emperor's birthday. I just feel that at this time, bloody things should not be done in the harem, and we should pray for the late emperor. It's just that two slaves made mistakes, and the small punishment and the big commandment are just fine. Forget it, what does the Empress Dowager think?"
The queen mother sneered: "Fornication in the harem, can this be a small mistake?!"
The regent said calmly: "Of course it's not a small mistake, but this Eunuch Lin is the previous chief executive, Eunuch Zhang's godson. Eunuch Zhang has gone through three dynasties and made great achievements. Before returning to his hometown, he entrusted his ministers to take care of him in Beijing Now that I have agreed to him, there is no reason for me to break my promise. According to what I see, it must be this court lady who intends to seduce Eunuch Lin, and Eunuch Lin has followed the way of this court lady, so please empress dowager to check it out!"
"Your love, you should know that a slap can't be slapped," the queen mother said angrily, "Is it Liu's seduction of Lin Yongnian, or the two have had an adulterous relationship for a long time? No matter how well you know, the regent's hand is stretched too far, and his grip is too wide!"
"Then if I must take care of it, can the Empress Dowager give me this noodle?" The Regent stroked his beard, neither humble nor overbearing.
The regent was so domineering that he even wanted to interfere in the affairs of the harem, the queen mother almost gritted her silver teeth, pointing at the regent, furious, "You!"
But who made the regent king powerful and powerful, and the emperor's foundation unstable, even if he was the empress dowager, he could only rely on others.
Just as the queen mother was confronting the regent, Li Chong and Lu Shijin arrived.
Someone had told the emperor what had happened a long time ago. When Li Chong arrived, his face was calm, unable to distinguish between happiness and anger.
The queen mother grabbed the emperor's hand, and said with a livid face: "Emperor, you came just in time. These two servants are so bold that they dare to promiserate in the palace. How do you deal with it?!"
Li Chong calmly said: "Mother, calm down, don't be angry. In my opinion, they are just two insignificant servants, not a big deal. Since the regent wants Lin Yongnian, then give Lin Yongnian to him. I believe that the Regent will deal with it fairly and will not condone adultery."
The regent smiled slightly, bowed his head and said, "Your Majesty has learned from you."
The queen mother was angry: "The emperor even you-"
Li Chong patted the Empress Dowager's hand, and comforted her in a low voice: "Be at peace, Empress Dowager, don't be impatient, it's not right for us to turn against Shen Lingzhang now, just bear with it for a while."
The emperor said so, and the empress dowager could only give up when she was angry, "Okay, Lin Yongnian's Aijia can be handed over to you, but this Liu family has been married to King Ningjun before, and he is already a member of the royal family. You don't want to support her, do you?"
Prince Regent: "This is a royal family affair, so I will naturally not interfere. I would like to thank the Emperor and the Queen Mother for giving me this kindness. I will take my leave first. Come and take Lin Yongnian away to me!"
Two guards lifted Lin Yongnian from the ground, Liu Zhenhuan's mouth was gagged, he could only open his eyes wide in horror, whimpered and cried, trying to get Lin Yongnian to take her away, because she knew If you stay by yourself, you will definitely die.
It's a pity that Lin Yongnian himself can't protect himself, and the regent's willingness to protect him also has ulterior motives, how could he control the life and death of a court lady, so Lin Yongnian could only turn a blind eye to Liu Zhenhuan's plea for help.
Seeing that Lin Yongnian refused to save her, Liu Zhenhuan's eyes burst into despair and fear. Who else can save her now
She looked at the emperor first, who looked cold, and only glanced at her before looking away in disgust.
She looked at Prince Ning next to the emperor again, hoping that Lu Shijin, who kept saying that he liked her, could help her, but Lu Shijin didn't even look at her.
The last straw was also broken, and Liu Zhenhuan realized that no one can be relied upon when life and death are at stake!
"Mr. Liu, since you like flirting so much, Aijia will make you happy," the Queen Mother ordered with a serious face, "Come here, send this shameless bitch to the Jiaofang Division!"
After entering the Jiaofang Division, she became an official prostitute. It was a dark place. From now on, with a pair of jade arms, thousands of people can sleep on it, and a little bit of red lips can be tasted by thousands of people. The woman who enters will die ten times without life!
After hearing what the queen mother said to her, Liu Zhenhuan fainted and was dragged out of the court by several maids like a piece of rag.
After dealing with Lin Yongnian and Liu Zhenhuan, Li Chong and Lu Shijin sent the Queen Mother back to Ci'an Palace.
Back in the palace, the Queen Mother's complexion hadn't calmed down yet, Lu Shijin patted the Queen Mother's back and shoulders obediently, "Queen Mother, don't be angry, my son will beat your back for you, don't be angry, you will get wrinkles when you are angry."
The Empress Dowager pulled Lu Shijin forward, "You are the most obedient. In the final analysis, you are the most wronged in this matter. The Empress Dowager really loves you, but she cannot express such anger for you."
Lu Shijin smiled and said: "It's okay, I don't feel wronged, as long as the mother doesn't get angry."
"Emperor, the matter of the Liu family is still blocked for you today." The queen mother looked at the emperor and said solemnly, "If you accepted the Liu family as a beauty back then, you would be the one who lost face at this moment!"
Li Chong said: "Yes, I understand that I will definitely make up for the grievances he suffered today."
The queen mother snorted coldly, "It's not too bad."
"Brother Emperor, is what you said true?" Lu Shijin asked with bright eyes.
Li Chong said with a smile: "Of course it is true, you are not joking."
Lu Shijin said excitedly: "Then I want to go into the emperor's brother's private treasury! Is it possible?"
"It turned out that you monkey spirit was planning my private treasury." Li Chong nodded Lu Shijin's forehead, and said with a fond smile, "Okay, you are allowed to enter my private treasury, and all the treasures in it are up to you to choose from." .”
"Great! Then let's go now!" Lu Shijin couldn't wait to pull Li Chong out, not forgetting to tell the Queen Mother, "Mother, my son is resigning!"
The emperor's private treasury is located in the secret room of Yong'an Palace, where countless rare and rare treasures from various places are piled up, which makes Lu Shida dazzled.
There were only Li Chong and Lu Shijin in the private treasury, Li Chong stood aside with his chest folded, seeing Lu Shijin's straight eyes, he couldn't help laughing and said: "If you like something, you can take it yourself, but you are only allowed to take one. "
"Give me only one piece for so many, brother emperor is really stingy." Lu Shijin complained dissatisfiedly.
Li Chong is eloquent: "Do you understand the principle that if you are greedy, you will lose? Are there not enough treasures that I usually reward you?"
Lu Shijin was too lazy to argue with him. After reading the gold, silver and jewelry, he suddenly saw many booklets on a shelf behind him, and went to open them curiously.
I don't know if I don't look at it, but I was shocked when I saw it, it turned out to be some erotic pictures!
The emperor has three thousand beauties in the harem, and there are naturally many collections of these interesting objects in the palace. Lu Shijin flipped through them, and any book is exquisitely drawn and lifelike, it can be called a peerless rare book!
Lu Shijin flipped through it again, and discovered the New World. These booklets not only contained pictures of erotic palaces, but also Longyang Books!
He rolled his eyes, took a copy of "Secret Art in the Longyang Room", and handed it to Li Chong as if offering a treasure, "Brother Emperor! Look quickly, what is this?"
When Li Chong saw it, his face almost turned green, and he almost forgot that there were still these shady things hidden in the private treasury, and Lu Shijin actually saw it.
"Brother Emperor, these two villains are hugging each other, what are they doing?" Lu Shijin pretended not to see Li Chong's expression, and asked for advice with a serious heart.
Li Chong cleared his throat, and lied without changing his face: "They are practicing."
"Wow, is this a martial arts secret book?" Lu Shijin asked in surprise.
Li Chong: "Yes, yes."
"This picture, what are they practicing?" Lu Shijin pointed to a picture of two men hugging and kissing each other, and asked Li Chong enthusiastically.
Li Chong glanced down, "Oh, it's transmitting true energy."
"Infuriating?" Lu Shijin held his chin and pondered thoughtfully, and suddenly tiptoed and kissed Li Chong's lips.
Li Chong was unexpectedly kissed by his cheap brother, his scalp went numb, and his whole body froze in place.
And Lu Shijin pressed against his lips, looked at him seriously with clear eyes, and said vaguely: "Brother Emperor, try quickly, can you transmit my true energy?"
The lies I tell, I have to live up to it with tears in my eyes.
Li Chong could only pretend to blow into Lu Shijin's mouth, then pushed him away, "Okay."
Realizing that he had lied to the idiot's brother for his first kiss, Li Chong's face was on fire, and he was so shy that he almost couldn't help pulling his sleeves to cover his face.
"What, I don't feel any real anger, this trick doesn't seem to work."
Lu Shijin, who took advantage of Li Chong's micro-expression, just pretended not to see Li Chong's micro-expression, lowered his head and slightly hooked the corners of his mouth, and continued to focus on studying the "martial arts cheats".
"What about this? What kind of martial arts are they practicing?"
Lu Shijin turned another page, and put the brochure under Li Chong's eyes for him to read.
This picture is in the post-nausea style, and the picture is too fragrant. Li Chong only glanced at it and felt that his lower abdomen began to feel hot. He wondered if the effects of the medicine last night had not passed
Li Chong said in a hoarse voice, "This is teaching the exercises."
"Teaching Gong? It sounds very powerful!" Lu Shijin held back his smile, bent down with his back to Li Chong, lifted his clothes, raised his buttocks and patted him, "Brother Emperor, I also want to learn martial arts, let's try it How do you teach the exercises well?"
The author has something to say:
Man, you are playing with fire!