Although Lu Shijin is only eight years old mentally, his appearance has grown into a very handsome young man.
In Li Chong's eyes, the beautiful young man with starry eyes and bright eyes, handsome and elegant, with a narrow waist tied under the jade belt, looks even more slender, just enough to be grasped, just as he thought.
The images that flooded into Li Chong's mind in the morning appeared inappropriately in Li Chong's mind, and his mouth suddenly became parched, his eyes lingered faintly on Lu Shijin's waist, and then moved to his round buttocks, unable to look away.
Li Chong! Hold on! what's on your mind? !
He is your brother! How can you think that about him? !
Are you still human? !
"Brother Emperor, hurry up, I want to learn martial arts! Once I know martial arts, I won't be afraid that someone will bully me in the future!" Lu Shijin slammed his body backwards on Li Chong, urging him expectantly.
I don't know if Lu Shijin was on purpose or not, but his ass hit the emperor's Long Mugen, and Li Chong almost jumped up on conditioned reflex.
"Get up first," Li Chong grabbed Lu Shijin's arm and pulled him up, his face flushed slightly, "The skills in this martial arts cheat book are too advanced, and I don't know how to... If you practice rashly, you will... go crazy! The consequences are disastrous! You'd better put this booklet back quickly, it's not something you can play with."
Lu Shijin held the Longyang book in his arms like a treasure, and shook his head like a rattle, "I don't, I want to practice martial arts. Brother Emperor, you definitely don't want to teach me, so you're perfunctory! It's clearly agreed, as long as it's me You will give me everything you want, and you regret it now, don’t you? I’m going to tell the queen mother that you bullied me!”
Lu Shijin hid the Longyang book in his sleeve, and was about to leave. Li Chong thought, if the Queen Mother found out, he would show Lu Shijin this, and he might blame him for bringing the child down, so he hurried to catch up with him. Lu Shijin held back.
"Come back!" Li Chong rubbed his forehead and said helplessly, "Be good today, my mother is still angry, don't bother her old man. Isn't it just learning martial arts? I just teach you."
"Really?" The child's anger came and went quickly, and Lu Shijin's face, which was still angry just now, suddenly smiled, "That's great, then the emperor brother will teach me now? Which move should I learn from?"
Seeing that Lu Shijin was going to look through the Longyang book again, Li Chong quickly pressed his hand and said seriously: "Now is not the time."
"When will we have to wait?" Lu Shijin asked with a frown.
Li Chong faltered and said: "This, this exercise, it, it, it... can only be practiced at night! By the way, it can only be practiced at night. If you practice it during the day, you will go crazy. I will teach you again."
"Oh, so it is!" Lu Shijin pretended to believe it, clapped his hands and laughed, "Okay, I will practice kung fu with the emperor's brother in the evening! I must practice hard, and after I have learned kung fu, I will fight for the emperor's brother!"
Li Chong couldn't help laughing, and pinched Lu Shijin's nose, "Okay, when I learn martial arts today, I will definitely make you a great general."
In addition to the Longyang book, Lu Shijin took two more rare jade wares, and then left the private treasury with the emperor, and returned to the Empress Dowager's Palace to have dinner with the Empress Dowager.
The queen mother asked Lu Shijin with a smile: "What treasure did you find from your emperor's brother again?"
The emperor had told Lu Shijin several times on the way back, telling him not to tell the Queen Mother about the "martial arts cheats" and treat it as their little secret.
Li Chong was afraid that Lu Shijin would forget, so he deliberately coughed aside.
Lu Shijin winked at Li Chong knowingly, and then took out the jade, "Mother, look, does this jade look good?"
The Empress Dowager looked at it and laughed, "The Ai family thought you had found something good and came back. It turned out to be two pieces of jade. You didn't take so many priceless treasures in the emperor's private treasury, but you took these two. Could it be Your emperor brother deliberately deceived you, right?"
Li Chong spread his hands and said: "Mother Mingjian, I have not been fooled by him, and I let him choose everything. I chose these two pieces of jade today, so I can't blame me."
Lu Shijin put the jade into the Empress Dowager's palm, "Don't blame the emperor's elder brother, the empress, I chose it myself. I heard from the nurse who served the empress that the empress recently suffered from heart palpitations and often couldn't sleep at night, so the empress I chose these two pieces of jade to give to my queen, hoping to give her a pillow."
When the queen mother heard this, she was very moved, with tears in her eyes, she pulled Lu Shijin to sit next to her, hugging her heartily, "My son, you are the one who was wronged today, you should be the one who mourns the family. To compensate you with the emperor, but it's hard for you to remember that Aijia has heart palpitations. Your filial piety, the queen mother knows, as long as there is a mother, you will never let us be wronged again today!"
Seeing the Empress Dowager weeping, Li Chong stepped forward to persuade him, "Don't worry, Empress Mother, I will definitely protect him."
The queen mother wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with a handkerchief, and glared at her son angrily, "It's good for the emperor to think so, but it would be even better if he can keep his eyes open in the future and don't insist on accepting a seductive woman."
Li Chong knew he was wrong, touched his nose, pretended to drink tea, and dared not say any more.
Lu Shijin looked at Li Chong's deflated look gloatingly, and suddenly heard the queen mother say again: "By the way, today I can think of giving jade to my mother as a pillow, and my mother has something good to give you."
Lu Shijin asked curiously: "What?"
"Go and get the things." The queen mother said to the maid who was waiting on the side.
The maid went into the inner room and took out a long box. After opening it, there were scrolls inside.
The Queen Mother randomly took out one, opened it and showed it to Lu Shijin, it was a lifelike picture of beauties.
The beauty above has willow eyebrows and apricot eyes, stands squarely with a round fan in her hand, is gorgeously dressed and has a graceful figure.
"Do you like the beauty in this painting today?" The Queen Mother asked Lu Shijin with a smile.
Lu Shijin understands that these pictures of beauties are probably candidates for the Queen Mother's favorite Princess Ningjun, but he doesn't want to marry any Princess!
"Hmm..." Lu Shijin looked at the picture of the beauties, pondered for a while, then turned his head and asked Li Chong, "Brother Emperor, what do you think?"
Li Chong put down the teacup in his hand, glanced at the painting, and said indifferently: "Beauty is beautiful, but the painting is dead, maybe the artist is not good at it, this woman seems a bit dull and lifeless."
"My son thinks so too!" Lu Shijin echoed.
After listening to Li Chong's words, the Empress Dowager took a closer look at the painting, as if what the emperor said was true, the eyes of the beauties in the painting looked a little dull.
"It's okay. I don't like this one. There are many others. These are ladies from various families, and all of them are well-educated ladies." The queen mother took out another painting with great interest, and unfolded it for Lu Shijin to see, "You Look, there are all kinds of fat, swallows and thin, and you can always pick the one that suits you."
Lu Shijin was afraid that the queen mother would be happy, so he made a decision on his marriage, rolled up the painting, rubbed his stomach, "Queen mother, my son is hungry, let's have dinner first, let me take these paintings back slowly Do you like it?"
When the queen mother heard Lu Shijin's cry of hunger, she didn't force him to make a choice, she got up and said: "Okay, let's eat first, you take the paintings back and choose slowly, tell the queen mother which one you like, and the queen mother will make the decision for you."
Since ancient times, all parents have been the same, and they cannot avoid worrying about their children's marriage.
But although Lu Shijin is a prince, everyone in the capital does not know that he is a fool. If there is no empress dowager, who would marry his good daughter to him
After the three of them finished their dinner, Li Chong told the Queen Mother about his worries by taking advantage of Lu Shijin's opportunity to go out.
Li Chong: "Mother, are you really relieved to let Jinjin marry a wife?"
The queen mother was puzzled: "The emperor's words are not understood by Aijia, so why worry about it?"
"Today...he...is not as intelligent as an ordinary person. If he marries a good wife, that's all. I'm afraid that his future princess won't really love him, and how can a marriage that is not a happy marriage be smooth and happy?" Li Chong said, " I'm even more afraid of meeting a woman like Liu Shi again, wouldn't that ruin my life?"
The Empress Dowager raised her eyebrows, "There is Aijia here, let's see who dares to..."
Li Chong interrupted the Empress Dowager warmly: "Mother, you will not be able to protect him for the rest of his life. He will have to rely on himself to live his life in the future. Moreover, I seem to be less interested in choosing a concubine. , Emotional matters, after all, I can't force it."
The queen mother thought about it for a while, and indeed, she was old, even if she could protect the child for a while, she would not be able to protect her forever.
The queen mother sighed, "Then according to the emperor's intention, is it just the matter of choosing a concubine for today?"
Li Chong said: "I don't mean that, what I mean is that the candidate for the princess of Ningjun doesn't have to be limited to these ladies of the family, you have to like it today, and that woman really likes Jinjin, then it's a good match. match."
"The emperor's words are reasonable, because Ai's family is impatient." After thinking about it, the Queen Mother quite agreed with Li Chong's thoughts, "Yes, as long as Jin Jin likes it, that person will treat Jin Jin well, no matter what her status is, Even if it is the daughter of a small family in the market, the Ai family will agree to this marriage."
"Mother is wise." Li Chong complimented.
The Empress Dowager looked at the emperor with relief: "It's hard for you to think so much about today. Aijia sees that the two of you have such a good relationship, and I'm really happy. Even if Aijia goes away in the future, Aijia will be at ease if you take care of Jinjin." gone."
Li Chong hurriedly said: "Don't say such unlucky words, queen mother, you are blessed with great fortune, and you will live a long life."
"Leave aside the selection of the concubine for the time being, the Emperor, the Ai family still has something to worry about." The queen mother frowned and said, "The regent is really domineering. Not only does he want to control the political affairs of the previous dynasty, he even has to intervene in the affairs of the harem. However, he is so powerful, even though you are the emperor, you are just a puppet, Aijia is really worried about the future of our mother and son."
Li Chong said with a slight smile: "You don't need to worry too much about the mother. My son has just ascended the throne not long ago, and his foundation is not stable. He can only be patient with Shen Lingzhang. But Shen Lingzhang is arrogant, arbitrarily monopolizing power, and has made many enemies in the court. If provoked The grievances between the two parties lead them to fight, we just need to sit on the sidelines."
The queen mother smiled comfortably: "Since the emperor has made plans in his heart, the Ai family can rest assured, well, it's getting late, you can take this day and go back to your palace, the Ai family should also rest."
It was convenient for Lu Shijin to come back, and he didn't know what the mother and son were talking about in the house. Seeing that the emperor was about to leave, he hurriedly resigned with the queen mother and went out together. box.
Back in Yong'an Palace, Lu Shijin opened the box containing the paintings, opened the portraits of beauties in front of Li Chong, and took Li Chong to admire them together.
"Brother Emperor, which of the beauties in these portraits do you think is the prettiest?" Lu Shijin asked with his head tilted.
Li Chong glanced over with a lack of interest: "I think any one is good, but you can't just choose a concubine who is beautiful, you have to choose the right one. I have already discussed with the queen mother. I will put aside the matter of choosing a concubine for you. Wait. When you meet someone, you like her, and she likes you, I will give you a marriage."
Lu Shijin didn't expect that Li Chong would propose such a proposal to the Queen Mother. He was worried about how to evade the matter of choosing a concubine with the Queen Mother, but Li Chong had already helped him solve it.
Lu Shijin felt sweet in his heart, no matter what their identities were or what dynasty they were in, he still knew him best.
This kind of heart-to-heart feeling is so beautiful that Lu Shijin couldn't help but feel a little emotional. He stared deeply at Li Chong and asked in a low voice, "Brother Emperor, will you help me as long as I like someone?"
Li Chong smiled faintly, nodded and said, "Naturally, don't worry."
Lu Shijin asked: "What if the person I like has a very different status from mine?"
Li Chong said decisively: "I will not have prejudice against the status of the person you like. The only thing in the world that is sincere is the rarest thing. As long as it is what you like, I will definitely support you."
"If we are together, will it not be tolerated by the world?" Lu Shijin asked.
Li Chong seemed to feel that Lu Shijin was thinking too much, and nodded Lu Shijin's head, "What are you thinking in your little head, which is not tolerated by the world? Do you want to like fairies in the sky?"
"No, the person I like must be better than a fairy." Lu Shijin tugged on Li Chong's sleeve relentlessly, "Let's talk, will you support me?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Li Chong smiled helplessly, "Even if my younger brother wants a fairy in the sky to be a princess, I have to build a ladder to go up to the sky and snatch the fairy away! Now you should feel relieved, right?"
"You have to remember what you said today, you are not joking!" Lu Shijin cheered softly, "Long live the emperor brother! Long live! Long live! You are really the best brother in the world!"
Li Chong shook his hands, "Okay, don't give me ecstasy soup, you go take a bath and sleep, I have to approve the paper for a while."
"Okay." Lu Shijin was satisfied today, and obediently left the study.
Lu Shijin had finished his bath and lay down on the bed early, while Li Chong had been grading papers in the study and had not returned to the inner room to rest for a long time.
Rolling and rolling on the spacious dragon bed, Lu Shijin bit the quilt, feeling like a concubine who came to serve the bed but was treated coldly by the king.
He's not the real emperor, so why be diligent! I really thought this was your country!
Batches, sub-batches, sub-batches! Just know the critique!
A few broken books, are they more beautiful and interesting than me
Lu Shijin, who was so bored that he grew mushrooms, took out the Longyang book to pass the time. In the afternoon, he just flipped through it roughly and didn't have time to appreciate it.
Now that I take a closer look, I am fascinated by the old driver Lu Shijin. Wow, in terms of basics, the ancients are really seniors. They play so many tricks!
Lu Shijin had an idea in his mind, closed the booklet, and sneered silently, "The dog emperor won't come to accompany me, right? How will I deal with you later?"
Just as the candles in the bedside lamp were almost burnt out, and when Lu Shijin squinted his eyes and was about to fall asleep, Li Chong finally went back to the inner room to sleep.
In fact, Li Chong had finished approving the papers a long time ago, and the reason why he lingered in the study for so long was to wait for Lu Shijin to fall asleep.
After being drugged by Liu Zhenhuan last night, Li Chong always felt uncomfortable when he was alone with Lu Shijin.
Although he and Lu Shijin were not real brothers, he pitied Lu Shijin that he was lonely and helpless. When he was a child, his brain was burnt out, and he always treated Lu Shijin as a real brother.
That's why it's even harder for Li Chong to forgive himself. Even if he has taken the aphrodisiac and his consciousness is blurred, he shouldn't treat Lu Shijin, who he has always regarded as his own brother, as the object of lust!
What's the difference between this and a beast
Every time I saw Lu Shi's innocent smile today, Li Chong felt even more ashamed, and had no face to face Lu Shijin who trusted him wholeheartedly.
Li Chong thought that Lu Shijin was asleep, so he took off his boots lightly and went to bed, but as soon as he lifted the quilt and lay down on the bed, Lu Shijin opened his eyes.
Little Slick's eyes were shining brightly under the candlelight, but he didn't look sleepy at all.
"Why haven't you slept at this hour?" Li Chong was so impressed by Lu Shijin's small eyes that he jumped up and down twice, but asked calmly.
"I've been waiting for you," Lu Shijin approached Li Chong, and asked Li Chong in a low voice, "Brother Emperor, shall we practice kung fu tonight?"
Li Chong almost forgot about this matter, mother, can this little ancestor calm him down
Li Chong choked for a moment, shook his head and refused: "No practice."
"Why? You promised me in the afternoon!" Lu Shijin said dissatisfied.
Li Chong closed his eyes and pretended to be tired, and said wearily: "I am tired of grading papers tonight, I want to rest, wait until next time, next time I will practice with you again."
"Excuse!" Lu Shijin didn't buy it, he beat the bed angrily, and snorted, "I see you clearly don't want to practice with me! Okay, if you don't practice with me, I'll find someone else to practice tomorrow!"
"How dare you!" Li Chong immediately opened his eyes and shouted at Lu Shijin, warning, "Don't mess around! Can anyone practice this martial art? What if you get mad?"
How could he allow Lu Shijin to find someone to practice the postures in the Longyang book? If the queen mother knew about this, the queen mother would dare to kill his own son.
"You're not the only one who knows martial arts, so why don't I find someone who can teach me?" Lu Shijin said eloquently, "Who told you not to practice with me?"
Li Chong held a mouthful of old blood in his throat, unable to move up or down.
"Stay with me, I will practice with you!"
Li Chong screamed in his heart, he must be the first emperor in history who was threatened by a fool and surrendered!
For the sake of this, the emperor was so aggrieved!
What crime did he do? tomorrow! Tomorrow, burn those Longyang booklets in the private vault!
Li Chong stretched out his hand towards Lu Shijin without interest, "Give me the booklet first, and I will study how to practice, and then I will teach you."
I'll tear it up as soon as I get it! I let you practice!
give him? Can I return it to him if I give it to him
Lu Shijin wasn't really stupid, he saw through Li Chong's attention all at once, so of course he couldn't be fooled.
He hid the booklet long ago, anyway, he memorized all the gestures on it, hehehe.
"You don't need to read the brochure," Lu Shijin lifted the quilt and sat up, smugly patting his chest, "Brother Emperor, while you were approving the brochure, my younger brother has already memorized all the moves in the brochure! I'm good!"
Li Chong: "..." How can a fool have such a good memory
But only a fool would believe his nonsense that the Longyang book is a martial arts cheat book.
Lu Shijin rolled up his sleeves, stood up and moved his body, and looked down at Li Chong, "Brother Emperor, I'll show you the moves right now, just in time for you to take a test, I remember it right, okay?"
Can I say no
Li Chong lying in the corpse shape: "Okay." I am so tired, I want to sleep, why can't I let me go
The words "I refuse" were written all over Li Chong's face, and Lu Shijin was as clear as a mirror in his heart.
It's okay, keep it for later so you can't refuse it.
Lu Shijin straddled Li Chong's legs and squatted down, but he supported his upper body with his thighs and did not sit directly on Li Chong.
With an expression of thirst for knowledge, Lu Shijin looked at Li Chong seriously and asked, "Brother Chong, what's the name of this move?"
The standard recipient is the "Navel Orange" at the top. Li Chong resisted the urge to cover his face, and racked his brains to make up things: "This is called... this is called... Zamabu! By the way, Zamabu!"
"So this is Zhamabuo?" Lu Shijin suddenly realized that, in order to prevent Lu Shijin from coming up with other tricks, Li Chong hurriedly said, "Yes, Zhamabuo, this is the basic skill, and it is good if the horsebait is stable. Practice the moves below, straighten your waist, tuck in your abdomen, and maintain this posture for half a stick of incense."
"Okay!" Lu Shijin agreed with high spirits, but after squatting for a while, he couldn't hold on anymore, and sat down on Li Chong's body, "No, no, no, it's so tiring! Brother Chong, let's change our moves. "
Lu Shijin twisted his buttocks while talking, and where Li Chong couldn't help rubbing the most, he leaned towards that place and rubbed hard twice.
And Li Chong had fantasies about Lu Shijin in the first place, how could he stand up to such teasing, he reacted almost immediately.
"Don't move!" Li Chong grabbed Lu Shijin's restless thighs and warned in a deep voice, "Come down!"
"Don't come down!" Lu Shijin put his hips on his hips, shook his head and said, "Marching is not fun, I won't do it anymore."
Li Chong felt that his self-control would sooner or later be blown away by this stupid fool. At that time, if he did something terrible, no one could blame him.
Li Chong stared at Lu Shijin's face that people love and hate. There is no such thing as a pure little angel, but a little devil who does all kinds of evil.
Li Chong gritted his teeth and said, "Then what else do you want to play?"
"I want to play..." Lu Shijin suddenly leaned down, put his hands on the sides of Li Chong's head, and his lips were just a hair's breadth away from sticking to Li Chong's lips, "I still think faxing Qi is relatively simple, Zhamabu is for me It’s too hard to say, brother Chong, let’s try how to express our spirit, tell me, okay?”
Lu Shijin's voice was deep and hoarse, Li Chong could only see the red lips opening and closing in front of him when he heard his voice.
From his angle, he could just see the bright red uvula inside, which looked very attractive.
As if bewitched by something, Li Chong suddenly forgot all his worries, and nodded in a strange way.
The author has something to say:
Can the fucking bear it? Is it a man!