Lu Shijin went to Ci'an Palace, and told the Queen Mother what he saw in the Royal Garden about the quarrel between Concubine Wang Xian and Concubine Shen Gui over flowers.
The dinner was also served in Ci'an Palace, and after the dinner, we played in the Empress Dowager's Palace for a while. Lu Shijin reckoned that the emperor should finish handling government affairs, so he bid farewell to the Empress Dowager and set off for Yong'an Palace.
Li Chong hid him for seven days under the pretext of chanting scriptures and praying for blessings. After seven days passed, Lu Shijin did not intend to let him go.
"Brother Emperor, I'm coming!"
Before Lu Shijin stepped into the Yong'an Palace, Li Chong heard his voice inside.
Li Chong was sitting behind the imperial case, and there were two brushes on the table. The barrels of the brushes were made of purple bamboo, and the nibs were made of fine white wolf tail hair. After being stained with ink, they were smooth and elastic, whether they were used for painting or not. Or writing, both are better.
Li Chong took one of the pens and turned them carelessly in his hand. The Langhao pen was brand new, with a pure white tip without any variegation.
He stared blankly at the tip of the pen, his expression neither happy nor angry, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
There is also a handkerchief made of shark squid. The squid is light and thin, but it is extremely strong. It is rumored that the top-quality squid knives cannot be broken, and the fire keeps burning.
"Brother Emperor, what are you doing?" Lu Shijin walked in, greeted Li Chong, then walked to him carelessly, saw that he was holding a brush in his hand but not writing, and asked strangely, "What's so special about this brush?" Where is it? Why do you keep staring at it, Brother Emperor?"
Li Chong raised his eyes and glanced at him, then slightly hooked his lower lip, "It's nothing special, I was thinking about something just now."
"Oh." Lu Shijin didn't think much, walked to the side and sat down, took a sip of the tea brought by the eunuch, "Brother Emperor, fortunately you came out, if you recite scriptures in Kanghua Palace for a few more days, I will not I'm going to be bored to death."
Li Chong put down his pen and said in a low voice, "Didn't I tell you not to say the word 'death'? It's a taboo."
"Oh, I forgot." Lu Shijin said with a smile, "Brother Emperor, do you want to critique papers tonight?"
"Not approved, why?" Li Chong looked at him.
Lu Shijin's eyes brightened: "Then let's play a game?"
Li Chong put down his pen, "What do you want to play? Tell me first, I won't play games that are too childish."
Lu Shijin pursed his lips: "What is naive? Brother Emperor, you despise me for being stupid, don't you?"
"What nonsense are you talking about? I never meant it that way." Li Chong smiled in his eyes, "I mean games like kicking sandbags and hide-and-seek. I don't want to play them. You'd better find a little eunuch to play with you."
"Hmph," Lu Shijin stood up with his hips on his hips, and turned his head in disbelief, "Who said I want to play this kind of child's game! I'm already an adult, so naturally I want to play an adult game!"
Li Chong also stood up, walked up to Lu Shijin with his sleeves down, looked down at him with interest, "Oh really? Yes, I almost forgot, we have grown up today, so tell me, What games do adults play?"
Lu Shijin rolled his eyes, and said with a sly smile: "I just learned the drinking order a few days ago, Brother Emperor, how about we drink and punch?"
"Hey, you can still punch?" Li Chong put his hand on Lu Shijin's shoulder and patted it, "You have finally learned the arithmetic within ten, haven't you?"
"Who do you look down on!" Lu Shijin clenched his fist and thumped the emperor's chest, "Arithmetic within a hundred is no problem! Brother Emperor, let me tell you if you dare or not! Today I must drink you down!"
Li Chong's eyes were deep, and the smile on his lips was even stronger, "Okay, it's true that you and I haven't had a good drink together for a long time, but just drinking is boring, so how about adding some fun?"
"What else is there to add?" Lu Shijin asked.
Li Chong thought for a while, and said: "For those who lose by punching, besides drinking, take off another piece of clothing."
"Hey, what did I think it was?" Lu Shijin waved his hands nonchalantly, "You and I are both men, so there's nothing to be afraid of taking off your clothes, okay, just take them off!"
Li Chong said to the little eunuch who was serving beside him: "Bring the wine, remember to bring the bottle that the Northwest paid tribute to."
Soon the little eunuch came with plates, a one-foot-high white jade jug, two jade cups, and two or three plates of side dishes.
Li Chong and Lu Shijin were already sitting cross-legged on both sides of the kang table. After the wine was served, Li Chong asked all the servants to retreat, leaving only him and Lu Shijin in the hall.
The charcoal brazier under his feet was burning very vigorously, and the temperature in the room was not low. Lu Shijin was sweating finely on his forehead, making his lips red and teeth whiter.
Li Chong picked up the jug and filled both wine glasses with wine, then rolled up his sleeves, raised his eyebrows and said to Lu Shijin, "Let's start?"
"Come on!" Lu Shijin rolled up his sleeves boldly, eager to try.
He thought proudly in his heart, thinking that his father was known as the "Little Prince of Hua Quan" back then, and he had never lost to anyone in Hua Quan!
Dog emperor, still pretending to be a serious person, let's see how I deal with you tonight, just wait for drunk sex!
Both of them put their hands behind their backs, staring into each other's eyes, trying to guess from each other's eyes how many fingers he would show.
Suddenly, both of them squinted their eyes at the same time, and stretched out a hand from behind as fast as lightning.
Li Chong shouted "six", Lu Shijin shouted "five", and then looked closely at the fingers above the table, both of them stretched out three fingers at the same time, so naturally Li Chong who shouted "six" won.
Li Chong pointed at the wine glass in front of Lu Shijin, and said loudly, "Drink!"
Willing to admit defeat, Lu Shijin happily raised his glass and drank it down, but he didn't expect the wine to be very spicy, as soon as it entered his throat, it felt like it was on fire, and the degree must be quite high.
Lu Shijin frowned from the heat, and the smell of alcohol kept rushing to his brain, making him dizzy, and it took him a while to recover.
Lu Shijin gritted his teeth and took a deep breath. He opened his eyes and saw Li Chong who was smiling maliciously across the way, and his heart began to beat. Damn, the dog emperor is going to play big with him!
"Come again!" Lu Shijin's competitive spirit was aroused, and he rolled up his sleeves again, "This time I lost to you because I was careless, and I will definitely win the next game!"
"Don't worry, you just drank and haven't taken off your clothes yet." Li Chong said with a smile.
Oh yes, I almost forgot about this one.
Lu Shijin blinked, the dog emperor wanted to see his jokes, but he wouldn't let him!
Lu Shijin took off his belt and threw it on the table, without changing his face, he said: "Okay, I'll take it off."
"Just a belt? Is it considered clothes?" Li Chong leaned forward and tapped his fingers on the table dissatisfied.
Lu Shijin raised his chin and looked like a rascal, "The belt is also worn on the body, why can't it be considered as clothes? I set the rules, and I will let it go!"
Li Chong laughed, nodded approvingly, and said with a good temper: "Okay, you can do whatever you say, come on, continue."
However, after guessing three times in a row, it was as if Li Chong had been patronized by the goddess of luck tonight, and he never lost a single game.
But Lu Shijin, the unlucky guy, had already drank three glasses of spirits, his face was flushed, and his head was as hot as a fire.
Not only that, after he took off the sweat towel, handkerchief, and socks as clothes, he finally had nothing else on his body for him to act like a rascal, so he could only choose to take off his clothes.
"Take it off?" Li Chong propped his elbows on the table and supported his head, looking at Lu Shijin leisurely.
Lu Shijin wrinkled his nose, took off his robe and threw it aside: "Just take it off, I still feel that the robe is tied up, which affects my performance, come on, Brother Emperor, let's continue, I will definitely not win in the next round, bah , will not lose!"
Lu Shijin doesn't believe in evil, so it doesn't make sense for him to keep reciting it.
Obviously he was the one who proposed to play Gu Quan, but Li Chong didn't even drink a glass of wine
If this is said, then his title of "Punching Little Prince" will be lost! The place must be brought back!
But sometimes, once people recite it, they will recite it all the way to the end.
In less than ten rounds, Lu Shijin still drank seven glasses of high-concentration spirits, and only a pair of obscene pants remained after taking off his clothes.
If you lose again, you will lose only your underwear.
Li Chong, on the other hand, only lost three games. He drank three glasses of wine without any pain, and his clothes were still neatly dressed.
At this moment, Lu Shijin knew that he regretted it. He lay down and rolled on the kang, complaining: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Li Chong smiled and said: "You were the one who said you were going to throw a fist, so why are you blaming me? If you lose, just play a rogue and stop playing. Don't let me play with you again in the future."
When the spirit of wine came up, Lu Shijin was dizzy in his head, lazy, and said weakly: "Then you don't know how to let me? It's a game where you win alone. What's the point?"
"I didn't let you?" Li Chong said seriously, "Didn't I leave you a pair of pants?"
"You!" Feeling the ruthless ridicule, Lu Shijin sat up and slapped the table, his mouth flattened, "The emperor's brother is too bullying, I won't play with you anymore, I'm leaving!"
While talking, he picked up the clothes that were thrown everywhere and put them on indiscriminately. He got off the kang and wanted to put on shoes, but he was dizzy from drinking too much. He kicked the shoe away, and yelled aggrievedly: "Even the shoes are bullying me!"
"It's all drunk, where do you want to go?" Li Chong took the Kang table away and pushed him back.
Lu Shijin couldn't exert all his strength, and couldn't resist being pressed by Li Chong, so he just lay down quietly, looking at Li Chong sadly.
The young man's long and narrow eye ends were stained red by the alcohol, and the eyes were full of tears. Under the light of the candle, there were fine waves of light floating in them.
Li Chong could smell the faint aroma of wine while exhaling, and Li Chong felt that he hadn't drunk much. After smelling the breath of the young man, everyone was already drunk.
"The emperor's elder brother is a bully, I don't like you anymore." Lu Shijin accused in a soft voice, his slender eyelashes slapped and slapped, tickling the emperor's heart.
Li Chong squeezed the young man's face, said with a slight smile, "Then I will make it up to you, and continue to like me today, okay?"
Upon hearing that there was compensation, Lu Shijin's eyes lit up again, and he asked with interest, "What compensation?"
Li Chong lowered his head and whispered in the young man's ear: "How about I practice with you?"
The corners of Lu Shijin's raised mouth froze, and he immediately shook his head and said, "It's not good, my brother drank too much, my brother wants to sleep, and my brother doesn't want to practice!"
"No," Li Chong vetoed flatly, pinching Lu Jinjin's ears to pretend to criticize, "If you want to practice Kungfu well, you must not waste a day. You must finish practicing today before you are allowed to sleep."
Lu Shijin said in a hurry: "But, I didn't bring my martial arts cheats with me, and I almost forgot the moves. How about practicing again tomorrow?"
What happened to the dog emperor today? No matter how hard he tried before, he was unwilling to accompany him to "practice". Why did he suddenly take the initiative today
Could it be that he was drunk and wanted to take advantage of the opportunity? Come on, beast!
Li Chong shook his head lightly, "It's okay, what I'm going to teach you today is not the moves in your booklet."
Lu Shijin felt bad, "Then what are you going to practice?"
Li Chong said warmly: "Today, let's practice endurance. Only by suffering and suffering can we become a master, and practicing kung fu is also the same."
Lu Shijin was confused by what he said, and didn't know what he was going to do.
Li Chong pulled out a handkerchief made of squid, raised Lu Shijin's hands above his head, and wrapped the handkerchief around his wrist to tie a knot.
"This... brother emperor, why are you tying me up?" Lu Shijin couldn't help opening his eyes slightly, twisting his wrists, trying to break free from the veil, but the veil looked flimsy, but it was very tough. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't break free.
Li Chong sat on Lu Shijin's lap, restrained him from moving around, and found out from where he found the two Zizhu Langhao pens that Lu Shijin saw just now, and turned them around in his hands.
Looking at the two pens, Lu Shijin suddenly had a bad feeling, swallowed, and stammered, "You, you, what do you want to do?"
Li Chong smiled without saying a word, observing Lu Shijin's expression condescendingly, seeing fear in his eyes as expected.
Let me ask, why would a fool who drank too much feel scared when he saw only two brushes
The answer is self-evident, so this "fool" must have guessed what he was going to do next, so he was afraid.
"Be good today, don't be afraid, it's just practicing." Li Chong held the brush, pointed the tip of the pen at Lu Shijin's chest, and comforted him softly, "Now is to exercise your endurance. No matter what I do later, you will Don't move and don't make a sound to know?"
what do you know? I don't fucking know anything!
Lu Shijin shook his head desperately, and said in a pitiful tone: "No, Brother Emperor, I don't want to practice anymore, I want to sleep, please, can you untie me?"
"No, you have to practice, don't make a sound or move, otherwise, I will punish you." Li Chong was indifferent, the pen tip had already aimed at the target point and fell, which made Lu Shijin shudder uncontrollably.
The senses catalyzed by alcohol are already keen, so how can they stand up to Li Chong's tricks, Lu Shijin felt that the two brushes were not scratching his body, but scratching into his heart.
The numb feeling, like little bugs burrowing into the body from the skin, burrowing into the limbs and bones along the blood, but they can't grasp, scratch or scratch, and the corners of Lu Shijin's eyes involuntarily flow down in a hurry Physiological tears.
"Didn't you say don't move?" Li Chong felt Lu Shijin's leg twisted twice, punishingly increased the strength of his hand, two heavy strokes stroked on the young man's white and flawless skin, and let out a small whimper Throat burst out uncontrollably.
"Don't make any noise. If you are disobedient, you should be punished." Li Chong held two pens in one hand at the same time, clamping the bumps like chopsticks. I am in the mood to chant poems, "Red beans are born in the southern country, and a few branches will come out in spring. May you pick more, this thing is the most lovesick. Today, do you still remember this poem by Wang Youcheng that I taught you to recite? Come and recite it to me." listen?"
Recite poetry? At this moment, what do you think I still have in mind to recite poems
Lu Shijin felt that he was going to be tormented crazy by this man, dog emperor, what a fucking thing!
It's fine to take advantage of his drunkenness, but he still plays such a perverted trick! Do you think he is stupid? !
But... I have to admit that the dog emperor's method is still clever.
Catalyzed by the alcohol and stimulated by the brush, Lu Shijin's body soon showed signs of being on fire.
The emperor's black eyes, which were as dark as the night, narrowed displeasedly, "Didn't I tell you not to move? You're really disobedient."
Lu Shijin defended himself in a low voice, "I didn't move."
The emperor twisted his hips and asked in a low voice, "Then what's moving here?"
Hearing this, Lu Shijin turned his head in embarrassment, and buried his face in his arms. He didn't want Emperor Dog to be too complacent, but Xiao Jinjin didn't keep the bottom line and betrayed him!
"You can't bear it at this level, and you still pester me to practice martial arts? Say, do you want to practice in the future?" Li Chong asked jokingly.
After being so provoked by Li Chong, Lu Shijin committed another bone disease.
The dog emperor is too bullying, how can he be so rampant!
"Practice! I want to practice! I want to practice!" Lu Shijin shouted loudly, wanting to let Emperor Dog know that he will not admit defeat!
"Hey, it seems that you still have a bit of backbone today. I have underestimated you." Li Chong raised the pen and put it down, twisting his wrist slowly, as if he was tracing a plum blossom, outlining the shape of the flower in an "understatement", "Then let's continue practicing."
Lu Shijin couldn't bear the stimulation brought by the fluffy brush, closed his eyes and mourned: "Don't use the brush... woooooo, it's too itchy, please, don't use the brush."
"No brush, what do you want?" Li Chong asked in a low voice.
"To...to...to..." Lu Shijin didn't know what he wanted, he just knew that if he didn't get something substantial, he would explode.
"how about this?"
As soon as Li Chong finished speaking, Lu Shijin felt that something slippery had been swept away where the brush had repeatedly taken care of him.
It seemed that the brush was soaked in water, but it didn't seem like it was. It was hotter than a brush without temperature, and it made his heart tremble twice.
Although Lu Shijin closed his eyes and didn't see what it was, a picture suddenly appeared in his mind, and all his blood rushed to one place in his body.
Huoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Is he going to open his thighs and beg the emperor's brother to fuck him? !
Just when Lu Shijin was caught in a battle between heaven and man, hesitating whether to continue to endure or to turn against the dog emperor, Li Chong suddenly stopped torturing Lu Shijin.
"Okay, that's all for today." Li Chong untied the veil on Lu Shijin's wrist, and put the clothes on Lu Shijin's body, "Your patience is not enough, you need to strengthen your training in the future."
Lu Shijin sat up in a daze, looking at the emperor in confusion, is this the end? Why not continue
Just this level? Don't you finish the job after playing this part
"What's the matter?" Seeing Lu Shijin's expression as if struck by lightning, Li Chong asked with a half-smile, "I still can't bear to get up, do you want to continue practicing? I want to accompany you, but the two pens are already broken I'm afraid I'll hurt you."
"..." When Lu Shijin saw the two writing brushes with messy nibs in Li Chong's hand, his cheeks were on fire.
Damn dog emperor, this hatred is irreconcilable!
Since that night, after Lu Shijin was practiced instead of flirting, Lu Shijin didn't dare to flirt with Li Chong as much as before.
Lu Shijin felt that Li Chong's attitude towards him had changed. Before that, he was worried that he was his younger brother, so he didn't dare to do anything.
But now, the way Li Chong looked at him showed not only the love that an older brother looks at his younger brother, but also a hunter who looks at his prey, which makes Lu Shijin feel that he has no escape.
Time passed by, and finally it was Lu Shijin's seventeenth birthday.
On that day, the queen mother announced Lu Shijin's entry into the palace early to celebrate his birthday.
The emperor came to the Empress Dowager's Palace after the morning court. For breakfast, the Empress Dowager ordered the kitchen to make longevity noodles, just like when the mother and son were in the cold palace. Whoever celebrated his birthday, the three of them would eat a bowl of longevity noodles together.
After eating the longevity noodles, the queen mother asked the maid to take out the gift she had prepared for Lu Shijin.
"In a blink of an eye, we are all seventeen today, and we are also adults. This is a birthday gift from your mother. Open it and see if you like it."
It was a small wooden box carved out of exquisite red sandalwood. Lu Shijin opened it and found a pair of jade bracelets inside. Judging by the color, it should be of the highest quality.
"Queen, this son is a man, why did you give him the jewelry worn by this girl?" Lu Shijin asked puzzled.
The queen mother smiled and said: "This pair of jade bracelets was given to the Ai family by the first emperor when the Ai family gave birth to your emperor's elder brother. At that time in the cold palace, no matter how difficult life was, the Ai family did not even want to take out the pair of jade bracelets. Silver. Now the Ai family will give you this pair of jade bracelets, and after you get married, I will give them to your princess."
Why is the old man so well-behaved, he brought up the matter of getting married again.
Out of the corner of Lu Shijin's eye, he caught sight of the emperor who was sitting beside him drinking tea quietly, and he thought about it.
"Mother, this pair of jade bracelets is of great significance to you, but you only gave it to your son. The emperor's brother heard it, so you can't say that you are partial." Lu Shijin said cheerfully, "When I was in the cold palace, what's so good about it?" Things are divided equally between the two of us, and now there are two jade bracelets, which happens to be one for me and the emperor brother! Emperor brother, here you are!"
Lu Shijin took out a jade bracelet from the box and handed it to Li Chong. He didn't know that Li Chong would accept it, but he didn't expect Li Chong to accept it without changing his face, and said to him with a smile: "The sky is big and the earth is big, today's birthday is the biggest. , since the birthday stars all said to send me off, then I will be disrespectful."
When the queen mother saw that the emperor had taken away the jade bracelet she had given to his future daughter-in-law, her nose was almost crooked.
But today is Lu Shijin's birthday, no matter what he does, as long as he is happy, the queen mother can only let their brothers mess around.
"Emperor, did you bring your birthday gift?" The queen mother glared at her son, and said angrily, "I have not sent my own gift, but I have accepted the birthday gift first. Is this how you treat your brother?"
Li Chong was talking back to the Queen Mother, but he kept looking at Lu Shijin with a smile on his face, and said, "Don't worry, Queen Mother, I have already prepared the gift, but it is too big to carry, so it is now in my palace, and I will wait until later." , Come back to the palace with me today to get it."
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