Seeing that he was about to be dragged into the emperor's arms with the last few steps left, Lu Shijin had a lot of thoughts in his mind during these short steps.
He thought of how he pretended to be crazy and foolish to molest the emperor, so that the emperor was full of evil fire, but at the same time he had to blame himself deeply for having evil thoughts towards Lu Shijin, who was regarded as his own brother.
In the end, the emperor found out that it wasn't that he was inferior to a beast, but that his younger brother was too good at playing, pretending to be confused while pretending to understand.
He is ignorant and ignorant on the surface, but in fact he is a ghostly spirit.
Li Chong's eyes darkened when he thought of the tricks that Lu Shijin was playing, what kind of martial arts cheats, and practicing kung fu on the bed.
I'm afraid that every time his good brother sees him being teased and obsessed and has to endure it hard, he will laugh wildly in his heart, right
I thought that Lu Shijin was a fool who didn't understand anything, that's why he tolerated Lu Shijin's various out-of-the-box behaviors, and the result
He is not stupid at all, he is the one who is stupid! Being played in the hands of others as a fool!
How can the emperor who is so expensive as the Ninth Five-Year King swallow this breath
Looking at Li Chong's gloomy face, Lu Shijin felt a strong sense of crisis in his heart.
Extreme joy begets sorrow! If he had known that the dog emperor had so many perverted tricks, he wouldn't dare to play with Li Chong like this if he had the guts!
And now the dog emperor has thought of many tricks to get back the losses he suffered before! It's too late to regret!
It's over, what should he do now? !
Lu Shijin glanced to the side, quick witted, quickly hugged the vertical rail next to him, even though his right foot was lifted high by the golden thread, but his body flinched back desperately, refusing to take a step closer to Li Chong with a face of resistance.
"You think you're holding a pillar, so I can't do anything about you?" Li Chong's eyes darkened, with one hand behind his back, and he walked towards Lu Shijin, who immediately felt as if he was facing an enemy, "You, don't come here! If you dare If you bully me, I will tell the queen mother!"
The corners of Li Chong's mouth curled up slightly, as if he heard some ridiculous joke, "Tell my mother? Do you dare to use my mother's future to suppress me? That's right, I might as well tell my mother how you climbed my dragon bed. , let her know how we are brothers and sisters."
Lu Shijin choked for a moment, knowing that he was wrong, and lowered his eyes guiltyly, "Forget it, the queen mother is old, I'm afraid she won't listen to this."
"Oh." Li Chong snorted coldly, took a big step forward, and stood in front of Lu Shijin in an instant, looking down at him with a stern face, "Lu Shijin, you are really promising, I grew up with you, but I didn't notice , you have kept a little fox by your side for so many years?"
"It's because you are so stupid that you can't see it, and you can't blame me." Lu Shijin muttered in a low voice.
Li Chong couldn't hear clearly, but he could tell that it was definitely not a good word. He bent down and reached out to pinch Lu Shijin's chin, forcing him to look into his eyes.
"When did you recover from your illness?" Li Chong asked, examining Lu Shijin's expression.
Lu Shijin's eyelashes trembled, "... If I say that I don't know when it will be ready, would you believe me?" Li Chong frowned, and Lu Shijin quickly added, "It just gets better before you know it, maybe it's because the sky is hanging Pity, so a miracle happened, brother emperor, are you still satisfied with this explanation?"
Li Chong pursed his lower lip speechlessly, and asked him back, "What do you think?"
"Then I can't help you if you're not satisfied. I don't know how it's good. Is it a good thing that I'm cured? Is it possible that you want me to be a fool all the time?" Lu Shijin He is the best at asking questions plausibly.
Li Chong ignored his unreasonable reasoning, and asked: "Since the illness is cured, why didn't you tell me and the queen mother?"
"Aren't I..." Lu Shijin racked his brains to find an excuse, "I want to find a suitable opportunity to tell you and give you a surprise."
"Surprise? I think it's more like a shock!" Li Chong raised Lu Shijin's chin even higher with his fingers, and moved his hand to caress the young man's fragile neck. "What you call surprise is the woman who robbed me?"
Afraid that Li Chong would really pinch his neck, Lu Shijin shook his head slightly.
"Your so-called surprise is to hold a Longyang book and let me practice martial arts with you?"
Li Chong's fingertips brushed over Lu Shijin's Adam's apple, causing Lu Shijin's body to tremble slightly, and his head shook even more firmly.
Li Chong suddenly raised the volume, and asked in a deep voice: "What you call surprise is to use an innocent face to do hot things, tease me, and play with me, right?!"
"No, no, no! I'm just... just kidding with you!" Lu Shijin wanted to cry without tears, and it was a moment of pleasure to flirt with her husband, what a crematorium!
"Are you kidding me?" Li Chong sneered, squatting down to look at Lu Shijin at the same level, with a dangerous aura brewing in his black eyes, "Even if you've reached this point, you still refuse to admit your mistake, right? I don't think you can't see the coffin tears!"
"Don't go too far," Lu Shijin hugged the pillar tightly, glanced hurriedly at the golden crane next to him, rolled his Adam's apple up and down, and loudly encouraged himself, "If you go too far, I will resist! Don't you?" I thought this broken cage could trap me!"
"Of course I didn't expect a cage to trap you, and I didn't want to trap you either." Li Chong's eyes drooped and fell on Lu Shijin's belt, and he smiled, "What I want is to let you Can't leave me, willing to stay by my side."
"I'm willing! I didn't say I didn't want to!" Lu Shijin immediately raised his watch loyally, "One hundred, one thousand, ten thousand younger brothers are willing! Really, the younger brothers are willing to stay by the emperor's brother forever."
Li Chong wanted to smile or not, and raised his eyebrows in disbelief: "From now on, can I still believe what I say from this mouth?"
Lu Shijin nodded like a chicken pecking rice, as long as he is not allowed to climb on that yellow bird, the dog emperor can say whatever he wants to hear!
"Then tell me, why are you robbing me of women? Do you really like Liu Zhenhuan?" Li Chong asked with a cold face.
"Of course not, how could I like her?" Lu Shijin rolled his eyes to express his disdain, "Isn't it because you were seduced by her, afraid that you would fall into her way? That woman has evil intentions, and she even drugged her to win favor. I can do all the tricks of planting three evils, if it weren't for me... "
"What if it wasn't for you?" Li Chong grasped the key point and interrupted him.
Lu Shijin straightened his neck, and said solemnly: "If it weren't for me, you would have been burned and drowned in the bathtub long ago! Have you forgotten what happened in the clean room that night? Hmph, yes, Sleeping like a dead pig, I was responsible for the whole process! Li Chong, let me tell you, this is revenge for your kindness to your savior!"
The emperor was not annoyed by Lu Shijin's rude words, he narrowed his eyes with interest, and seemed to be in a good mood.
"You mean, you were the one who cured the medicine for me? But, you can obviously announce that the imperial physician will come and treat me, so why do you... go to battle yourself? Don't you," the emperor paused, jokingly said, "Greedy How long has my body been?"
"Cut, who is greedy for your body, I just like to help others, can't I?" Lu Shijin lowered his head angrily, and bit Li Chong's finger, not caring that he bit the emperor's dragon claw, venting his dissatisfaction .
Li Chong didn't withdraw his hand, let him bite, but chuckled lightly, "It turns out that I wasn't dreaming."
"Dream? Do you think it's a dream?" Lu Shijin grinned his teeth angrily, and said vaguely, "I was so tired that night that my waist almost broke. You didn't even have to exert any effort and you were so happy. Dreaming can be so real and so refreshing." Is it?! You think you can renege on your debt just because you are dreaming?"
"I don't want to renege on my debt." Li Chong pulled out his finger, which was stained with Lu Shijin's saliva, and there was a transparent line. Li Chong's eyes darkened when he saw it.
"No repudiation?" Lu Shijin suddenly felt that he was justified again, and he was not afraid anymore. He let go of the hand holding the pillar, and pointed indignantly, "Then you used these to repay me? Trick me into this place first." In the broken cage, there is this bird! What did you want to do with this thing?"
"Your kung fu is really perfect." Li Chong pinched Lu Shijin's face, and said helplessly, "Don't you blame me for not doing my best that night? Now I'm giving you this bird , from now on you don’t need to exert any effort to enjoy yourself, isn’t it great?”
What a fart!
Lu Shijin glanced at the golden crane again, turned his head in disgust, and waved his sleeves, "No, I don't like this, it's not fun to be cold, so I won't feel good, take it away."
"If you don't like this today, I have another way." Li Chong blew into Lu Shijin's ear, "I can also make Jinjin feel good without moving. Do you like it?"
Lu Shijin looked at his husband's handsome face with a hint of evil, his heart trembled, and he shouted loudly in his heart, I like it! Why don't you like it! Don't take pity on me just because I'm a delicate flower!
"As long as it's not that bird," Lu Shijin suppressed the restlessness in his heart, and said reservedly, "I think it's fine."
Hearing this, Li Chong couldn't bear it anymore, and directly lowered his head to seal Lu Shijin's lips, and exchanged a lingering and passionate kiss.
Without the previous sense of guilt, Li Chong no longer had any scruples, and the kiss was fierce and urgent, looking at Lu Shijin with frenzied eyes, as if he wanted to dismantle him into his belly immediately.
"Little liar," Li Chong bit Lu Shijin's earlobe lightly, and murmured, "My little liar, I'm cheating all over the place, see if I won't punish you..."
"How does the emperor brother plan to punish his younger brother?" Lu Shijin cooperatively put on a scared tone.
"Punish you, you are not allowed to leave my side again, do you hear me?" Li Chong pinched the back of Lu Shijin's neck, gritted his teeth and said, "Otherwise, I will lock you here, and you will never get out again. "
Lu Shijin looked deeply into Li Chong's eyes, slightly raised his lips and smiled slightly: "Okay, I promise you, I will always be by your side."
Seeing that Lu Shijin had a good attitude of admitting his mistakes, Li Chong softened his movements and kissed him on the lips in satisfaction as a reward.
It was the critical moment when the thunder struck the ground, and the arrow was ready to go, when suddenly a voice came from outside the door.
"Your Majesty, my slave has something to report. The Regent came into the palace late at night and said that he has something important to meet with you. Please tell the Emperor clearly how to return to the Regent."
Lu Shijin was furious, shit, this old man, if he hadn't come to play earlier, he would have picked a time when he and Lao Gong warmed up their relationship!
Is there something imminent that you have to enter the palace to face saints at such a late hour
Bad people do good deeds, and the old man is not afraid of cutting off his children and grandchildren!
Of course, Li Chong was very upset when someone interrupted his good deeds, but he could only endure his anger for a while before he could turn his back on Shen Lingzhang.
"What's the matter with the regent?" Li Chong asked the eunuch who sent the message unhappily.
The eunuch sent a message: "The regent only said that there was a problem with the Northwest military affairs, but did not elaborate."
The military situation is the most important thing. As the emperor, Li Chong naturally couldn't miss the important affairs of the country because of his children's personal affairs.
Li Chong frowned deeply, first picked up the clothes on the ground to help Lu Shijin put them on, and then stood up to tidy up his own clothes.
Lu Shijin sighed heavily, "What's the matter with Shen Lingzhang? Is there something important that we can't talk about tomorrow? He must come at this time, he did it on purpose, right?"
"Why? Can't bear to let me go?" Li Chong rubbed Lu Shijin's face and said with a smile, "It's okay, it won't take long to say a few words, you wait here for me to come back, and then we continue?"
Lu Shijin was dissatisfied and complained: "Continue to be a ghost, to be disturbed by him like this, I lose all mood."
"There's no need to get angry with yourself because of others," one end of the gold thread was still tied to Lu Shijin's ankle, and Li Chong picked up the other end from the ground, wrapped it around a pillar twice and made a loose buckle, "I put you Tied here, you are not allowed to run away, I will be back soon, do you understand?"
Lu Shijin sat lazily on the ground, covered his lips and yawned, "I know, I know, where else can I go at this late hour, what are you worried about? Hurry up, come back quickly after seeing that old man, I was so bored that I wanted to doze off."
Li Chong tidied up his appearance and left the side hall to meet the regent.
After agreeing to Li Chong to stay where he was and wait for him, Lu Shijin really obediently did not step out of the cage.
Fortunately, the crisis has been resolved, so although he is still in the cage, Lu Shijin feels much more relaxed.
Bored, he supported his head while closing his eyes and resting his mind, while waiting for Li Chong and the regent to come back after discussing matters.
But I don't know what the dog regent and the emperor have been talking about for so long, Lu Shijin has taken a nap, and Li Chong has not come back.
After tossing around for most of the night, he felt a little thirsty. With his current state, he was too embarrassed to ask someone to come in and pour water for him. After hesitating for a while, he untied the gold thread on his ankle and walked out of the cage to find water for himself.
He found the teapot on the table in the side hall, lifted the lid of the teapot and took a look, there was not even a drop of water in the teapot.
Lu Shijin drank wine tonight, his body was hot and thirsty, so he pushed open the door of the side hall and went out, wanting to see if there was a little eunuch guarding outside, and asked the little eunuch to pour water for him.
But let alone the little eunuch on duty outside, half of the ghost Lu Shi has not seen it yet.
The lanterns hanging under the eaves of the corridor were dim, the surroundings of the side hall were silent, and the atmosphere was indescribably weird.
Lu Shijin came out without wearing a cloak, and was blown by the cold wind, his whole body was chilled, and his heart was inexplicably a little hairy. He was about to go back to the side hall and continue to wait, when he suddenly heard a rustling sound coming from the palace wall outside the side hall. sound.
Lu Shijin felt a little strange, so he stopped walking back, and curiously walked to the edge of the palace wall to check what was going on.
It was only when I walked over that I could hear it a little more clearly. There seemed to be someone digging something through a thick palace wall, and the sound of bricks and rubble falling on the ground kept coming.
Lu Shijin was afraid of scaring the snake, so he kept silent on purpose, standing at the corner of the wall, wanting to see who was so bold as to poach the "corner" of the emperor's palace.
After about half a stick of incense, the sound stopped. Lu Shijin thought that the man had stopped digging, and was about to leave, when suddenly there was another strange sound under his feet.
Lu Shijin looked down, and it turned out that a floor tile was loose and was pushed away from below by two hands.
Afterwards, a head popped up from the ground, Lu Shijin couldn't dodge it in time, and stared at that person, right!
Lu Shijin took a closer look and recognized that the person was none other than Lin Yongnian whom he hadn't seen for a long time!
"Damn it?" Lu Shijin looked at Lin Yongnian dumbfounded, is this man a mole? Will it still make holes
Oh, right! Lu Shijin immediately remembered, he said that at the banquet tonight, among the entertainers performing acrobatics, there was a figure he looked so familiar to him, it was Lin Yongnian!
In the three caves of the cunning rabbit, Emperor Taizu, who built the palace at the beginning, ordered craftsmen to build many secret passages and secret rooms to prevent accidents.
And the underground of Yong'an Palace locked by Li Chong happened to hide a secret passage leading directly to the outside of the palace.
Lin Yongnian's godfather had lived in this palace all his life, so he knew clearly where there were secret passages in the palace, and told Lin Yongnian these secrets.
After Lin Yongnian was rescued by the Regent, in order to survive, he could only serve the Regent.
And because General Fuyuan, the father of Concubine Wang Xian who had returned to the imperial court not long ago, clearly leaned on the emperor's side, the regent began to worry that the emperor had military power, so he broke away from his control and wanted to do something wrong to the emperor.
But the palace is heavily guarded, and the emperor can't leave the palace easily. The regent has never been able to find a chance to attack the emperor.
At this time, Lin Yongnian offered advice to the regent, saying that he knew that there was a secret passage in Yong'an Palace leading directly outside the palace.
At that time, someone will be found to set fire in the palace, and while everyone is in a hurry to fight the fire, let the assassin sneak into the palace to assassinate the emperor through the exit of the secret passage outside the palace, ensuring that no one will notice.
The regent accepted Lin Yongnian's suggestion, but no one had seen the secret passage before, and had to explore the way in advance, so the regent arranged for Lin Yongnian to enter the palace together with the juggling troupe, and let him find the entrance of the secret passage.
At the same time, the regent went to the palace to face the saint with an excuse to divert the emperor's attention so that Lin Yongnian could do it.
Originally, the planning and arrangement were flawless, but Lin Yongnian never expected that just after he found the entrance of the secret passage, he was actually caught by King Ning!
The two looked at each other in blank dismay, neither of them spoke first, and the atmosphere was once very awkward.
In the end, it was Lu Shijin who came to his senses first, thinking to himself that Lin Yongnian appeared here at this moment, there must be some conspiracy in it.
Anyway, other people don't know that he is not really stupid, so they might as well use their tricks and see what this bastard Lin Yongnian wants to do.
With a countermeasure in mind, Lu Shijin tilted his head and put on an innocent expression, looking at Lin Yongnian curiously.
"Hey, isn't this Eunuch Lin? Why did you emerge from the ground?"
Lin Yongnian also came to his senses and heaved a sigh of relief. This Prince Ning is a fool who doesn't understand anything, so it doesn't matter if he sees it.
It's also his fault for being careless, he pushed the floor tiles away without noticing someone outside, fortunately it was Lu Shijin who saw him and not someone else.
Lin Yongnian got out of the tunnel with his hands on the ground, facing a fool, he didn't panic at all.
Noticing that Lin Yongnian was still wearing the costume of a juggling class, Lu Shijin thought for a while, the person who can arrange Lin Yongnian to enter the palace is definitely not simple.
And tonight, Shen Lingzhang happened to come to meet the saint late at night. If he said that he had no collusion with Lin Yongnian, he couldn't justify it.
So, what are these two plotting? Could it be that you want to deal with the emperor
Lin Yongnian was afraid that the guards on patrol would notice the movement here, so his figure was hidden in the shadows.
He smiled kindly at Lu Shijin: "It's such a coincidence that I met the prince. It's no wonder that the prince still knows the servant, and the servant is terrified."
Lu Shijin propped his chin and asked in puzzlement: "Didn't you get kicked out of the palace by the emperor's brother? Why did you come back?"
When this matter was mentioned, Lin Yongnian's hatred couldn't be dispelled. At the beginning, he didn't know who set him up, and the queen mother was almost beaten to death.
Even though they are all princes, Li Chong can sit high on the dragon chair. He smiles but can only be a lackey of the regent. How unfair it is!
Lin Yongnian stared at Lu Shijin sullenly, and a poisonous plan suddenly appeared in his mind.
It is well known that the emperor and the queen mother love Ning Junwang. If Ning Junwang is tied up, the emperor will be invited to rescue him.
When the king of Ningjun is in his hands, the emperor can only do what he says if he wants to save people. Wouldn't it be more satisfying than killing the emperor directly? !
Lin Yongnian made a decision immediately, and said to Lu Shijin with a smile: "My lord doesn't know, this servant has learned a new trick recently, as long as he passes through a door, he can go to any place he wants to go, it's amazing, look, Didn't I just come into the palace casually?"
Lu Shijin raised his eyebrows when he heard the words, and cooperated with him very face-savingly, making an expression of sudden realization, "Isn't this trick of yours called 'any door'?"
"Ah? Any door?" Lin Yongnian made up nonsense casually. After being told by Lu Shijin, he would doubt whether there is such a trick in the world. However, he quickly realized that he clapped his hands and said, "Yes, it is arbitrary." Door! Your lord is really well-informed!"
"Wow! It's amazing!" Lu Shijin pointed to the hole in the ground, "Can you go anywhere you want by going through this hole?"
Lin Yongnian: "..."
Lu Shijin clapped his hands happily and said: "I want to play, I want to play! You quickly take me to play this trick! Go, go, I want to leave the palace, can this work?"
Things went so smoothly that Lin Yongnian couldn't help feeling a little sluggish.
I haven't started cheating yet, the fool took the bait by himself? This is too easy to deceive!
Lu Shijin didn't care about the expression on Lin Yongnian's face, he had already jumped into the hole by himself, and waved to Lin Yongnian who was standing outside blankly, "Why are you standing there? Go away! If your tricks become better , this king will give you a lot of rewards!"
At the same time, the emperor returned to the side hall after dealing with the regent, only to find that the side hall was already empty.
He thought that Lu Shijin couldn't wait to go back to the dormitory to sleep, but when he found the dormitory, there was no one there.
Li Chong couldn't be more angry, you little liar, you clearly promised yourself not to run away, but you disappeared in a blink of an eye, come back and see how I deal with you!
However, in the middle of the night, Li Chong ordered people to search all the possible places where Lu Shijin might go, but he still couldn't find anyone.
Li Chong suspected that he had left the palace, but all the guards at the palace gate reported that they did not see Prince Ning leaving the palace.
Li Chong, who got the news, threw the teacup out of his hand in a rage.
"How can it be impossible to find someone? Such a big living person, can he say he can't see him or not? Could he turn into a butterfly and fly away!? Let me find it!"