Little sister, you really got the wrong person.
He tried hard to make his smile look sincere, and said with a smile: "Brothers, you may not believe it, but this is really the case. In fact, I am an alien. You have mistaken the wrong person... I am not the person you are talking about, I was just passing by... I was teleported from the earth to this world by an unscrupulous old man... You may not know the earth. If you talk about it in detail, it will probably take three days and three nights to explain... "
The one who spoke was the boy Shutong.
He suddenly screamed, then slapped his face like a madman, muttering to himself, his expression sometimes confused, sometimes ferocious, sometimes hateful, sometimes excited, like a madman.
Is there any mistake
He looked at the samurai leader in confusion.
Looking at the two anxious little book boys, and then at the six armored warriors who were slowly approaching with steel swords in their hands, Li Mu suddenly understood something in his heart.
But he is a strong young man.
The two warriors who took action were also startled, and the long swords in their hands couldn't help but stop.
Li Mu also breathed a sigh of relief.
I saw him shirtless, with a naked upper body, short black hair, and straight pants with strange shapes and materials on his lower body. He had thick eyebrows and big eyes, and he was yelling with a grin on his face. It looked like he was confused as he got up from the grass. , while rubbing his waist and looking around cautiously.
It is strange to say that since the young man who fell from the sky appeared, the heavy rain, lightning and thunder suddenly stopped without warning, and even the dark clouds in the sky dispersed instantly and disappeared without a trace.
Well
Swish!
Well, it hurts a little.
What a coincidence, is there such a coincidence in the world? Not only do they look the same, but they also have the same name
Got the wrong person
boom!
Suddenly, a trembling voice of great surprise broke the weird atmosphere.
The two armored warriors smiled ferociously and walked towards the two children on the edge of the cliff.
Well
The two thin figures were shivering.
The six people immediately retreated on alert, took up positions secretly, and vaguely surrounded the haystack.
The little girl Shutong Wu looked at Li Mu with an expression of "Are you stupid?"
There was an awkward silence in the air.
In an instant, his whole body suddenly froze.
The little guy was carrying a bamboo bookcase about the same height as him on his back. It was so full that he didn’t know what was stuffed inside it. He suddenly rushed to Li Mu’s side and looked at Li Mu with surprise on his face. He was extremely excited before he said After a few words, he actually started crying excitedly.
See, as soon as you traveled through time, you were involved in a conspiracy and vendetta
Seeing his action of raising his hand, the armored warrior's heart skipped a beat and immediately stopped.
A violent storm.
"No... Young Master... hurry... run, they are here to kill you..." The little book boy suddenly realized and shouted anxiously, pushing Li Mu to run away while shouting.
If yellow mud is smeared into the crotch, it's not just shit, it's shit.
"The ball is all sacked... wait a minute." Li Mu raised his hand.
A slender black figure shivered out of the grass and stood up.
"Hehe, the real master has jumped off a cliff and died. Old five and six, let's go ahead and kill these two brats. Tonight's plan is complete and we can go back to work." Among the six samurai The leader of the strong man sneered: "This rain comes at the right time. All traces will be washed away. God help me..."
Li Mu was stunned.
He pinched his face.
What a coincidence, I can understand what he said.
The person who was supposed to be chased by the opponent turned out to be Li Mu.
"Fuck... two moons? You're not dreaming, are you? Is it really... the old bastard didn't lie to me?" The young man was shocked, his mouth opened into a big O shape, and he gasped in disbelief: "So, my front foot I accidentally fell into the pit dug by the old magic stick at the door of the Zen room, and then I was really transported to an alien planet on my back?"
Li Mu lowered his head and looked at the two little guys in confusion.
The scene seemed to be frozen.
A cliffside in the wilderness.
From falling into the pit to appearing here, it only took ten seconds.
But that's not important. What's important is to get out of this dangerous situation first.
"Sir, did you fall off the cliff and get confused... What alien, what are you talking about?"
After a few seconds.
"My dear mother, my butt is broken into eight pieces...Old man, you said you are an old man, why are you digging such a deep hole in the Zen room?"
How can it be
It's real, not a dream.
A heart-piercing sound, like the scream of a native cat whose tail was stepped on and its fur exploded, came from the air above.
Li Mu was startled and asked subconsciously.
Six well-dressed warriors holding cold swords in their hands forced the pair of thin figures to the edge of the cliff.
Click.
The little girl on the side, the book boy, was startled. She also raised her fair and delicate face and looked at Li Mu, with confusion and suspicion in her big watery eyes: "Master, are you... really you? Didn't you fall off the cliff? Are you ready? Huh? What happened to your hair? It's so short... You actually changed your hair style at the bottom of the cliff. This outfit is so weird. Where did it come from?" This little girl has a tendency to talk a lot and pays attention to Not the same thing as a little boy at all.
What is a bit incredible is that this lightning is surprisingly huge, as if it is a sharp sword. The sky and the earth are illuminated in an instant like daylight, and a deafening loud noise explodes, as if it is going to split the dark world, black. The sky seemed to be torn open by the lightning, and the whole world seemed to be shaking in the thunder and lightning, which was strange and terrifying.
night.
What the hell is this
Don't talk nonsense, okay, people will die.
The expressions of the costumed warriors changed.
The two armored warriors next to him gave a ferocious laugh, rushed over, and took action very quickly.
"Ah... Master, is it you? Is it really you? Master, have you climbed up from the bottom of the cliff? Great, you... are still alive? Woohoo, it's so good, young man, you are still alive..."
"Yes, yes, that's it. Stop first. There's nothing that a meal of crayfish can't solve... Uh, never eaten crayfish? Sorry, I forgot that this is not the earth, but that doesn't matter. I just raised Just an example... Don't get excited, just listen to me." Li Mu was still a little confused at this time, his mind was in a blur, and when he saw that the other side was showing signs of going berserk and killing people, his forehead went numb.
No, I encountered such a clichéd plot
"Huh? How do you know my name..."
So, doesn’t this mean you’ve admitted it
But then he realized something was about to get worse.
The six well-dressed warriors looked at each other.
Even the leader of the well-dressed warriors was muttering in his heart. He was about to say something else...
Before anyone could react, a black shadow fell rapidly, and with a thud, fell into a half-meter-high pile of wild grass next to two male and female book boys, with grass clippings flying everywhere.
Judging from the reactions of these people, Li Mu was sure that they understood what he said.
The young man subconsciously raised his head and saw two moons in the sky.
A ray of snow-white lightning flashed, illuminating the faces of two thin figures, a boy and a girl. They were only children of thirteen or fourteen years old. They were both handsome and handsome, wearing green robes and small hats. They were dressed like schoolboys. Their expressions were full of fear. , despair and... anger.
However, I can actually understand what they say
"Ah ah ah... Why is the hole dug by the old magic stick so deep?"
It seems that the level of language communication on an alien planet can be passed.
I am physically traveling through time, physically traveling through time, and not being possessed by my soul. How can such a thing happen
Only then did Li Mu notice that there were six fierce and murderous armored warriors on one side.
Another bolt of lightning, as thick as a dragon, suddenly pierced the dark blue sky.
The cold wind blew and everything was quiet.
Master
Why is there so much lightning on this rainy night tonight
what happened
Everything that happened before was really a bit weird, especially the scene where Li Mu fell from the sky, so they had to be careful lest Li Mu make another mistake and capsize the boat in the gutter.
"Humph, you admitted that you are Li Mu again?" The warrior leader sneered, with a look of impatience in his eyes, and said: "Pretend to be crazy and want to delay time? Fifth and sixth brothers, the nights are long and the dreams are many, take action, kill them, and go back early Return your life."
At this moment, a strange voice suddenly came from the sky -
The leader of the well-dressed warriors was stunned, and then smiled coldly: "Master Li Mu, I have seen your portrait dozens of times, and I will never admit it. Even though you scholars are smart and cunning, with such idiots, Don’t you think it’s too clumsy to try to deceive our brothers with just an excuse? You are insulting our brothers’ intelligence.”
How is this going
The twin moons hung high, and the silver moonlight fell down.
This was originally a scene of killing, but the atmosphere at this time had a strange and ironic quality.
And as soon as these words came out, he understood that something bad was going on.
The sword shines coldly.
They couldn't figure out what was going on with this weird thing.
"Boy, you... are not dead?" On the opposite side, the leader of the well-dressed warrior also spoke with a shocked look on his face. He raised the cold and sharp long knife in his hand and said with an uncertain look on his face: "Falled from this cliff more than 20 meters high. , you can still climb up alive, you are really lucky, hehe."
He took a deep breath, and vaguely felt that the air in this world was extremely clear and sweet. Inhaling it into his lungs was like hot spring water washing through his body. He felt countless comforts, and there was a kind of ecstasy between his breaths. wonderful feeling.
Another case of mistaken identity
This young man is naturally Li Mu, a native of Earth who was teleported here by the old magic stick.
what happened
Li Mu: “…”